Movies that make you make this face?

Movies that make you make this face?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Highly recommend watching Wild Things with your girlfriend.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ok how do i get a gf first? the only avenue i have for talking to chicks is work and I'm not dating a chick at my workplace, where can I go to find women

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        .....just ask every girl out you fricking meet. I'm hot so this always worked for me, but I don't see why it couldn't work for anyone who isn't some soibeard cuckold.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i did this once asked a bunch of chicks at a party one by one if they wanted to frick and afterwards i was labelled a sexual predator at school.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >walk up to every girl
            >HEY WANNA FRICK
            that's not how it works, bro

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >ask every girl out
              >NOOO actually I DIDNT MEAN LITERALLY LOOLLLL
              unless ur a pedantic homosexual who's gonna say "there's a difference between 'do you wanna frick' and 'wanna go out'" in which case yes sure but the point is the approach as a whole just doesn't work, you'll get labelled a sexual harasser

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ok defeatist
                God helps those who help themselves
                not cucks who complain about getting free advice

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                bruh read

                😐

                ight im moronic, cheers homie

                ik what i did wrong now, go whine somewhere else

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >unless ur a pedantic homosexual who's gonna say "there's a difference between 'do you wanna frick' and 'wanna go out'"
                this homie actually has autism

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                frick off im not autistic like you homosexuals, there is no difference going out means frick nowadays that's the endgoal

                if you're being as blunt as "ayy bby wan sum fuk?" then of course you're gonna get labelled as a predator. you gotta have more finesse than that.

                yeah that's what i did and they all had bf's as well

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >frick off im not autistic
                you are

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                explain how it's autistic, redditor
                you can't because you don't know anything about autism and only know the insult version of it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah you can't do that, it's rude to the girls. When you ask a girl like that it has to be like "oh I never do this haha but I just had to get your number or I'd regret it for the rest of my life" don't just walk up to a group of girls and ask for their numbers one at a time.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              😐

              ight im moronic, cheers homie

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            if you're being as blunt as "ayy bby wan sum fuk?" then of course you're gonna get labelled as a predator. you gotta have more finesse than that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My Dad showed this to me when I was quite young but I think he forgot about all the sexy stuff. Uncomfortable experience, kino movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf?
        My mom watched Full Monty with me when I was like 9.
        Why?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >BOOSHA
    Waiting

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Billy Eichner's new Bros

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the ending of Amour

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you moms sex tape with the Huston Rockets

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love moments like these.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bump

      oopd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Poetry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watchmen

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watching lily mo sheen get her pussy eaten in 4k on fapello

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Snapdragon with Pam Anderson.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when I see breasts in a movie I’m bothered all day

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder: the context of this scene is by its nature unerotic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >chicks in panties regardless of context is not erotic
        get an oil change

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Beautiful woman with a delicious body, to be sure. But if you'd actually seen the movie it's from, you'd know that she is only comfortable disrobing in front of Chuck and later letting him fondle her breasts to see that they're real because he has convinced her that he's gay. Therefore there is no possibility of sex, and thus it's not a sexy scene.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            sexy hasn't implied sex for a very long time. long before you were even born

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Okay, but the point is, it's a problematic scene, as she points out when she finds out he's straight. The man ogles and fondles her under false pretenses.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                she liked him anyways. that's why they got together in the end. in the scene where he goes for it she even says 'but you're gay'. if you can't see the implications you're moronic. what bullshit are you trying to spin here?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Chuck and Alex have chemistry, to be sure, that's why she forgives him. But it's a little seedy, you have to concede.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it's a little sneedy you have to conseed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not really seedy, they both enjoyed each other's company. Chuck is supposed to be a playboy type of guy anyways, which is hard to believe because Adam Sandler is so ugly. had they met under different circumstances i doubt there would be much difference.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough. I don't think she'd let, Larry, for example, squeeze her boobs even thinking he's gay. I guess I'm overanalyzing it, but she looks terrific.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah well you gotta stop doing that. it's just afunny movie with a light take on gay culture. it's a Happy Madison move for frick's sake

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Chuck is supposed to be a playboy type of guy anyways, which is hard to believe because Adam Sandler is so ugly.
                Chicks dig firemen. Especially in New York, right after 9/11. Plus he had confidence

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    waiting for troonyposter so here's this in advance

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do the eyes represent their penises?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Top Gun Maverick. The entire Darkstar scene made me completely glued to the screen, with eyes bulging out. Say what you want about the movie, but it looked damn good

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fall

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Amadeus

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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