I wasn't allowed to watch willy wonka anymore after my parents found out me and my friend from school would dress up like the characters Veruca and Mr. Salt and reenact scenes. I was always Veruca and he was always Mr. Salt.
My parents wouldn't have found us out if only my friend wasn't such a loud mouth we got into an argument one day because he was mad that I was always veruca and he never got a turn.
Anyways, what movies were banned in your house growing up?
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Schindlers List. I was raised in Buenos Aires by my abuelo and he said that movie was pure lies.
Your Abuelo was correct.
Increíblemente basado
It is, holy shit you should really watch it now as a level headed adult just to see what he was talking about. It's the most ridiculous fricking anti-white atrocity propaganda you could ever imagine.
The movie is literally about a virtuous gentile that saves a bunch of israelites. Your brain has been turned into a mush by the neo-nazi propaganda here
>virtuous gentile
*shabbos goy
Qué basado boludo
you're a girl, right anon?
right?
I'm a guy
Someone's been grooming them, maybe they still are. Find out who. Call the police.
Nah little kids are just weird and pseudo-horny, plus unrestricted access to everything on tiktok etc.
its probably his uncle
for me it was Buck Breaking, I would get my black friends over and reenact the scenes from that movie until my parents heard my freinds screaming as i dilated thier buttholes into submission, as you can guess, i wasnt alowed to watch it anymore
DON'T CARE HOW
I watched nothing but child porn as a kid. Now as an adult I can appreciate why my parents insisted upon me being molested.
My seven year old nephew plays Fortnite, him and his friends argue constantly over who will be the 'girlfriend' IE the designated female of the group the rest of them fawn over, who has to talk in a girl voice and dance for them etc.
Are you a troon? A homo?
We already had this thread today
Too bad. You're getting this thread again whether you like it or don't.
Stop with this same thread spam just go to /aco/ or something frick Google is RIGHT up there
>had Groundhog Day on vhs growing up
>sit through some previews of other movies before it starts,
>"mr.Jones' preview plays,Richard Gere plays some flirty crazy person and it starts getting dramatic
>my dad comes in from the next room and tells me to 'turn that schmaltzy shit off' and watch something else
probably the closest I had to something to being banned
My parents got incredibly upset everytime this movie came on Cinemaphile and made me change the channel. They said it was christian propaganda
did they miss the part where yahweh killed all the innocent babies? I was team Ramses all day after that. Too bad he lost.
Did u miss the part where the Egyptians killed all males under 2? Lol
I got banned from having baths when I was 11 because me and my friend got naked and flooded the bathroom. It was quite a large bathroom so we could get into a ball shape and push ourselves around the flooded floor by kicking off the wall
lmao, my parents literally removed the door from my room because they caught me and my school friend staring at each others willys. It wasnt even in a gay way, we just wanted to see it
I hope you explained to them years later at least.
Very based. My sister and I got in trouble once for taking baths together and playing a game where, I forget the rules, but if you lost you had to sniff the others butt.
yeah im never having kids
how many time are you going to post that today
Probably until I go to sleep
stop making this thread, and go troon out on
But I like talking about movies. Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I want to go over to that board. That board is a bunch of yuppy squares. TV has the based homos.
Pulp Fiction because of the gay sex
I was about 10 when Beavis and Butt-Head came out, and that was a total ban in my house. I'd get up in the middle of the night and watch it in the living room on like 4 volume with my finger on the power button at all times.
based parents trying to keep their homosexual son away from a shit show and developing bad taste sadly though they failed.
Those were the days.
Did you wear the white hose?