Movies they've missed in 2023

>Poor Things
>Wonka
>Killers of the Flower Moon
>Saltburn
>The Creator
>Napoleon
>Maestro
>Rebel Moon

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they are afraid to go to the theater

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mike never wants to admit it but movie theaters in milwaukee are terrible because of the blacks
      there were multiple reviews where he just complained about how people were acting in the movie theater

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh i'm sure he knows but its bad for business to be openly racist even as a joke

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mike should move to Montana tbqh.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >afraid
      they've made it clear, both by their many anecdotes over the years as well as explicitly stating it, that they hate going to theaters because they're disgusting shitholes full of obnoxious disgusting morons

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so they really have to go the the Friday night/Saturday night screenings with all the chimps? A few days later they could go to a weekday afternoon screening and have the place to themselves, it's what i do

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stones in glass houses, everyone who works for RLM is a gross slob

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not only that but they literally recorded audio of Rich laughing obnoxiously in a populated theater for a video before

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did thr influx of trivia videos set off any bells in your brain?
    theyre burnt out and likely dont want to do it anymore
    they hate their fans but know they need them
    it must be hell

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's crazy to consider they earn over $50,000 a month from Patreon and realistically do 1 or 2 days work a month.
      Even if they don't want to work, if they just hired an editor and filmed
      >2 BOTW
      >1 HITB
      >"wacky random video"
      that'd be 3 days and their editors could do the rest. Giving them 27 or so days off a month while more or less doubling or tripling their current output.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have no idea how any of this works or how much work editing. It's funny how fricking oblivious you are.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick are you talking about homosexual.
          I said hire editors.
          If two professional editors can't make 4 videos between them a month, get a new profession you fricking mongaloid.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            RLM are unique because of their editing style. its like saying why not just save money by replacing Rich and Jay.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your stupid

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            tell us true. how many video edits does you?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wow you're a fricking moron

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's literally zero editing for 90% of the videos.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Calm down, Jay.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All shit movies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The purpose of a review is to discuss why a movie is good or bad. .

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and which of those are worth their time to produce a video for?
    >it was great, you should watch it
    >it was meh, not interesting or worth seeing, it's whatever
    great content
    the stuff worth making a video about are more at the extremes because of how great it is, or how awful, or maybe something more obscure many people might miss
    big, well-known tent-pole movies don't need to be covered by them unless there's some interesting angle on it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rebel Moon would be a great episode.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're just fricking lazy and you know it
      they used to review literally ANY movie that was getting released.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You dont think they couldve found a single interesting angel on any of those movies? Poor things is tailor-made to make internetmen seethe, and i wouldnt call it a tentpole at all.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped watching when they did a ban on all capeshit becaise I don't care about their opinions and just wanted to see them shit on marvel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its not like there's anything new to say about them. all the things that suck about them are still there

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad they stopped watching that shit everyone else has.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Madame Web as well

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So they haven't missed anything.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just wanna see them roast Rebel Moon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even watch it and I can't blame them for doing to too.
        Cinemaphile love to complain about how modern movies suck, but keeps watching. Somewhat normal people just ignore the garbage that is being released.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they should give Zack Snyder free publicity

        no

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who cares homosexual

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jay has seen Poor Things. We'll probably get a three minute review on it during the next catch-up even though it deserves its own episode but Mike won't want to watch it so it isn't happening.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Holdovers
    Anatomy of a Fall

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Half of these suck

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rebel Moon will be a wait for the directors cut. All the rest suck or will be less interesting than you'd think when they appear in the 2024 recap. Ghostbusters incoming for sure. The rumor is they have a ghost/twilight zone show deal with adult swim.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these guys single handedly ruined bruce willis' fake career. and they're not sorry.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how? he made a bunch of cheap shitty movies to make as much money as possible for his family before he could no longer work anymore, RLM just talked about some of those bad movies, because they're bad movies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        estas bien guey

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they don't review anything new anymore

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it honestly. Their views are falling off but they keep reviewing old crap nobody cares about.
    They've always kind of done their own thing but they supplemented it with more main stream stuff in between.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How have you muppets not realized by now that they don't care to review big name movies. They review indie shit and garbage on purpose. Cry about it.

      They make all their money from patreon, and each of them has enough cash to live the rest of their lives comfortably, especially since they live in the deep butthole of Wisconsin.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hey don't care to review big name movies. They review indie shit and garbage on purpose.
        Imagine getting salty they don't review "big movies" but they do review "indie shit"

        You literally get paid by studios to whine on Cinemaphile that nobody is watching your hollyjew, lmao
        go post another dunc thread shillhomosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Give content creator free money
        >They stop creating content for you
        Many such cases

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that last "live stream" Nerd Crew was fanny af, more like that please

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Besides BotW they only make 3 kinds of videos:
      - discussing an older movie you may have forgotten or never seen
      - explaining some trend, angle, or oddity of new releases that no one else has noticed
      - le funny
      Each of these videos has a point and I know I'm going to learn something from clicking on it. The shit in theaters isn't worth reviewing. It would ne like reviewing new seasons of the Simpsons

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've really enjoyed their behind-the-scenes videos recently. They're more interesting to watch when doing shit they care about.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they keep reviewing old crap nobody cares about.
      >"I'm an idiot zoomer child who needs to be told what modern new trash to watch so I can fit in on my discord, I don't care about things from before I was born so nobody does"
      embarrassing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People like to watch discussion about movies they actually saw, not some 80's low budget horror VHS that 5 people saw.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >People
          You don't go outside, you don't know what "people" like.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are just old and jaded. they don't care anymore, and why should they, they keep making money.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm old and jaded too so it's a perfect fit
        >tfw aged together
        >have a career now
        >no problem to toss RLM a couple bucks and have a laugh when they spin a shitty wooden wheel
        meanwhile zoomers are stealing mommy's credit card to have a cartoon character read their name in a list of 1000 while playing minecraft lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mike has OFFICIALLY lost his fricking mind

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sorry guys didn't check my phone
        haha i look like that and do that
        >see new message come in
        >click lock button
        >don't think about it for 3 days

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mike schizoposting is their best new content kek
        the trek trivia meta content was gold
        I honestly think he got the idea from us

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based Krebs

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >starts out hilarious
          >turns poignant
          it's just peak soul

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Grim

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mike never really got over Shatner calling him a fat nerd, did he?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If he only knew that wasn't Shatner

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              cope more it wasn't his assistant

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, Rich is literally me.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rich is literally me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Raising Arizona
      >only 400k views
      I hate yootoob normies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The views are falling because they don't deliver frequently enough, not because of the content. reView is better than BoTW imho.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >haha don't you realize you can talk about a movie any time, not just at the time of release
    >two years later, still no The Batman review

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Batman wasn't worth anyone's time, let alone a review from my chosen internet friend simulators.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never ever. They either soured for batman after their hatefest for Justice League and BvS or they're doing the petulant "the fans won't shut up about it so we won't do it" crap.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you list all those other movies when you obviously just wanted to talk about the Snyder thing, Ramjit?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you imagine a worse job than reviewing movies in the year of our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty-Four? I'm surprised they're not actually dead.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally only brainlets care
    >I NEED SOMEONE TO TELL ME IF I SHOULD WATCH MOOOBIE!! WHAT DID THEY THINK!!
    making fun of shitty vhs tapes > talking about 50s-90s star trek > talking about 80s-90s niche film > talking about shitty 90s metal bands > reviewing legit hollytrash

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You missed a few...

    >not /tv related
    >must buy an ad
    >upcoming ban

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one gets banned for RLM threads. Seethe harder

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a game show channel review movies?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mike hates movies and just wants to torture Rich like some fricked up Overweight Polish Jigsaw. I get the impression Jay would talk about anything

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Overweight Polish Jigsaw
      >this torture chamber looks like a polack made it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek
        what a throwback, I don't think zooms are even aware of polack jokes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The RLM subreddit went crazy for the polack line. It's funny because they'd be butthurt about any joke about any slightly more brown ethnicity lol

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will they talk about Dune?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jay did Lynch Dune and Dunc Part 1 without Mike

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope Jay does Part 2 with Colin again, he's my favorite guest.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Think Mike is genuinely depressed and saddened his window to be a legit director has closed. It's clear they're phoning it in, but they surely have enough money to never work again at this point.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For the money they make doing one maybe two videos a month, an estimated $60,000 why the frick wouldn't you just keep phoning it in?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, I agree.

        Though I do think Mike probably feels unfulfilled doing Youtube in his 40s. He definitely dreamed of moving upwards at some point.

        Still, it pays the bills and then some. I'd keep phoning it in too

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every time a youtube director has a chance to make a movie they make a, at best, forgettable "bad on purpose" piece of shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's genieunly become addicted to prop auctions.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When they die all that shit will be auctioned of to some fat trucker in Storage Wars kek.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So that's where all the Patreon money is going.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They've been doing this for over 15 years, I think they're clearly burnt out. Most of HITB was them watching stuff they didn't like or were interested in, and the stuff they ARE interested in is niche at best

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Code brown, repeat; CODE BROWN! Mr. Stoklasa fell in the toilet again!

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are the worst channel for reviewing, why don’t the review everything like they do the prequels? These homosexuals enjoy every cucked movie then insult the prequels. Legit wienersuckers, don’t understand proxy war politics but they understood Wonder Womyn which they liked

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even professional movie reviewers don't give a crap about movies anymore. Who does, really? Hollywood is dead.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you don't have to think about ecelebs

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jay, Mike, and Rich genuinely are tired of each other at this point. It’s like being in a three way loveless marriage. Let’s not forget the only reason they got popular was because of Mike.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Let’s not forget the only reason they got popular was because of Mike.
      Pretty sweet gig for Jay and Rich, then.
      >friend's content gets you internet-famous
      >have ezmode career where you just watch movies, get drunk, shoot the shit and collect money
      what a life

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no what will you do without your pretend friends telling you how to feel about all these amazing movies?

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love them but it is genuinely lame how they don't talk about any of the interesting films released, and instead opt to be cynical about all the slop out there.

    Just watch fricking good movies.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Keeping track of ecelebs.

    20 IQ behaviour.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mike hasn't cared in 5 years but still needs booze money, so he won't retire as that'll be the end of the patreon money.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moon
    Not a movie

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No Dune black void review now that 2 is out might be the last straw for me. It's clear theyve gotten too old and jaded to put out friendsimulatorkino like the Disney Star Wars reviews again

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long before Mike is arrested for either stalking or attempting to kidnap her to make her his wife?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He'll have to go through me

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a frick about HitB. They should retire it and do more BotW and occasionally some more re:View. And I actually think their trivia stuff is some of the better content they've put out recently, but it's going to get old soon enough.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

      How long before Mike is arrested for either stalking or attempting to kidnap her to make her his wife?

      link, i'm not typin that shit into youtube

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When did you stop watching RLM and why?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      loaded question
      prove your assertion

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >really long unfunny skits at the starts of episodes
      >quiz show episodes
      >entire months of no content

      It just fell off my algorithm and I never really check it again.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think also as movies/shows have gotten worse the less interested I am in seeing any kind of review of them

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