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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That poster actually worked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Truly under rated post.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Adequately rated post.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Woah...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Truly under rated post.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Adequately rated post.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      premium lyl

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it and the only thing I remember is that they put out a trailer with no sound editing

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >organization employs aliens from other planets and galaxies
    >"yeah, but now it's INTERNATIONAL"

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just found out that there was one more film before this one. MiB3

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And that's a good thing. Didn't watch this because I hate that c**t Tessa.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was one of the worst movies ever seen in the theaters
    even our mommy didn't look good

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Men In Black
    >Only one is a man, only one is black

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They should make one called Men In Dresses and it's about trannies trying to pass as human - I mean women.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It means he's fricking her. He's the man IN black.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The trailer had a line where Hemsworth says, "we're the Men In Black... no, the Men and Women in Black!"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh, so that's why it instantly was forgotten

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      xen in xlack

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Non-birthing persons in dark clothing

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MiB is one of those films the destroy racial conflicts.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based king of cosh Liam Neeson made sure it would fail

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MIB 1 and 2 were kino but I think it would just be written off as pozzed because it it has a black protagonist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe as the new generation comes to adulthood knowing nothing but pozzed ideology, that will be true, but for those of us fortunate enough to live back then, we remember a time before the pozz.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I envy you millennials, you merely adopted the pozz, I was born in it, molded by it, by the time I was a man the non-pozzed was nothing to me but CRINGE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3 isn't bad either, just not as good as the others.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        3 is one of the rare time travel movies that pass my suspense of disbelief, I'm a firm believer in stable time loops.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Will Smith wasn't seen as a black actor in those days. He was like OJ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pozzed because it it has a black protagonist
      nah, back then Black folk actually acted and were seen as humans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only MiB 1 was good. 2 was a massive let down.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did they retcon the M in MIB for woke audiences?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The movie that confirmed that Tessa Thompson has zero charisma as a lead to all the execs that bought into the Thor Ragnarok hype

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She had zero charisma in Thor as well though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's had zero charisma in literally everything she's been in. The most tolerable she's been was the deaf love interest in Creed and even then she was bland and nowhere near as endearing as Adrienne.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She was forgettable as hell with no chemistry of any kind but never underestimate how Disney manipulate social media. She got all the hype of "THE WORLDS FIRST LESBIAN SUPERHERO YAAAAAAS QWEEEN".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's had zero charisma in literally everything she's been in. The most tolerable she's been was the deaf love interest in Creed and even then she was bland and nowhere near as endearing as Adrienne.

        She was forgettable as hell with no chemistry of any kind but never underestimate how Disney manipulate social media. She got all the hype of "THE WORLDS FIRST LESBIAN SUPERHERO YAAAAAAS QWEEEN".

        I hate Tessa Thompson with passion, she's absolute shit in everything, too bad Thor was fun and she was pushed by Hollywood for 2-3 years. I hope the new Thor doesn't bring another Thompson era upon us.

        Tessa is now Taika Waititi’s fricktoy or something. I expect her being absolutely insufferable in Thor Ragnarok 2.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She's the Queen of New Asgard now I believe.

          >get asylum on Earth
          >form your own country
          >still don't share any of your fricking tech with the people of Earth

          It's becoming increasingly stupid that Earth doesn't have a space fleet and planetary defences in the MCU.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It had such potential. Unfortunately Bridges played his character as a bumbling fool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least his song was nice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      RIPD was alright. A better sequel to Men in Black than any of the actual sequels. Sort of like how Evolution is the best Ghostbusters sequel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I remember a few things from this movie - Head & Shoulders shampoo kills the giant alien and Orlando Jones gets hilariously anal probed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a real shame that flopped and got forgotten. You forget how much fun films from the 00s used to be before Hollywood decided to move away from pure comedy in favour of quippy action.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I feel the opposite because had it been a huge success they would have followed it with shitty sequels. Hell, despite its failure, it still got a bad sequel in the form of a crappy cartoon.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Tessa Thompson with passion, she's absolute shit in everything, too bad Thor was fun and she was pushed by Hollywood for 2-3 years. I hope the new Thor doesn't bring another Thompson era upon us.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They'll bring Jane in the new Thor movie methinks.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Independence Day Resurgence

    It was so fricking shithouse even the director retconned it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elaborate? Are they saying it never happened now? Kek that's hilarious. Guess this means they're planning a 3rd now. Bet they're about to throw a dump truck worth of money on Will Smith to get him back. He's desperate for some image rehabilitation himself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In the movie universe he's dead. So he didn't appear in the second movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Will Smith needs to law low for a year or two and then come back with a mega hit and Independence Day 3 isn't the film to do that. Though considering his track record it's probably the kind of movie he'll do and something he turns down twice will go on to be the hit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bad Boys For Life was so fricking bad, both Willy and Martin looked fat as shit. Only logical move is to do some nog serious period drama aka 12 Years A Slave to get the crackers in the AFI to forgive him coz KANGS

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, too on the nose. It has to be some kind of crowd pleasing movie that's well received critically but also makes a bunch of money.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elaborate? Are they saying it never happened now? Kek that's hilarious. Guess this means they're planning a 3rd now. Bet they're about to throw a dump truck worth of money on Will Smith to get him back. He's desperate for some image rehabilitation himself.

      I fricking hated ID2, they used the finale kamikaze scene from the first movie and made Pullman do it, but killed his ass off and made no effect at all. It was basically a PS3 movie for zoomies, and they were confused by it.

      I dont even remember the boring ending, it was like some Star Wars battle or something

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They killed the alien queen and helped that robot sphere thing who said there was a refugee planet for other survivors from other planets, hinting at a sequel. It was a really generic, boring and cgi filled mess that took a shit all over the first movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elaborate? Are they saying it never happened now? Kek that's hilarious. Guess this means they're planning a 3rd now. Bet they're about to throw a dump truck worth of money on Will Smith to get him back. He's desperate for some image rehabilitation himself.

      [...]
      I fricking hated ID2, they used the finale kamikaze scene from the first movie and made Pullman do it, but killed his ass off and made no effect at all. It was basically a PS3 movie for zoomies, and they were confused by it.

      I dont even remember the boring ending, it was like some Star Wars battle or something

      Holy frick, thank god I still haven't seen Resurgence. The first one was carried by Smith and Brundlefly and was such a nice movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I saw it on the big screen and I can’t seem to remember even a single scene from it lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >retcon
      Oh boy, please let there not be another sequel.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I could never forget one of the most erotic fights scenes in cinematic history.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Post webm.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    every sequel to a 80's/90's movie made 20-30 years later.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >men in black
      >80s
      kek, you’re funny, zoom zoom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's not talking about MIB.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >speaking in the third person because you’re so embarrassed by the fact that you were called out for being moronic
          bruh, here’s your L

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >anon doesn't mention MIB
            >bruh, here’s your L
            >calls others zoomers
            You're not being funny

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              ain’t reading all your moronic shit sorry lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're excused

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tessa Thompson is offensively ugly. She’s a typical entitled and racist sheboon, and a very typical ultra-ugly sheboon as well. Black people truly
    have sub-human noses, all of them. I’ve never seen a full Black with a proper human-like nose. Tessa’s looks like her mother shagged a pug.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You’re excused

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you so mad?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disn't watch, so I won

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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