Movie/Tv show ideas

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  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    okay so it's Dexter but instead of killing serial killers he rapes rapists

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Next.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Instead of becoming a lumberjack, he becomes a crossdresser
      It writes itself, really

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome aboard.

      Next.

      Here's a filthy cardboard box. Pack your things.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Okay its Dexter but instead of killing serial killers he lets big burly black men have sex with his wife OR hes a black BVLL who finds other BVLLS lovers and KEKS them.

  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    The Punisher/Rorschach like vigilante but he exclusively targets human traffickers, so the government tries to kill him ASAP.

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    What if they made a movie about a guy that’s fricked up

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Just set the camera up in front of you.

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >New Yorker
    >Wants to kill himself
    >Decides to walk across the US to California only by foot hoping it'll change his mind
    >Meets and gets involves with crazy ass characters and situations like GTA side missions in every state he passes
    >Finally reached cali
    >Doesn't want to kill himself anymore
    >Gets a phone call from a girl he hooked up along the way there
    >"I'm pregnant"
    >"Hell naw"
    >Hangs himself

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Do your own work hollywood

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Disney movie with a teen pregnancy twist that's hidden from promo material

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Hear me out guys. "Blade Runner Academy"

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I make a documentary about nuking Hollywood and every israelite dies and then an epilogue showcasing how much better off the world is etc etc

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Mailman is a mob boss/central figure in a crime ring
    Because who is the ONE GUY who knows EVERYONE that nobody expects to be up to no good? That’s right, the fricking mail man
    >bunch of crooks playing cards
    >mailman walks in
    >got some shit fo y’all

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >USSR and Nazi Germany break their non aggression pact because a few UFOs crashed over Poland
    >both sides are rushing to recover the alien technology

  11. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    How about this
    >Jessica: A Rambo Saga
    >Rambo, being an old white male war hero, has to hand off the reigns to his son's wife's daughter. Her name is Jessica.
    >Rambo thinks he's going to teach Jessica the way of the warrior but his world is turned upside down when she begins to teach him how to be a better human

  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    An unemployed man volunteers to moderate a notorious internet forum and it consumes his life.

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    i had an idea that made me chuckle to myself earlier. Back in like '95/96, Seinfeld did a table read for an episode where Elaine gets a gun. Apparently they were so kvetched at the very idea of a gun joke on a show about sociopaths with no morals, that they refused to shoot it.

    Time machine back to the 90s, force the cast to make the episode:
    >[bassline]
    >Elaine walks into Jerry's apartment, clearly flustered and scared
    >tells Jerry she nearly got raped/mugged on the way home last night
    >[israeli humor]
    >tells Jerry she wants to buy a gun right as Kramer enters in a silly fashion [Applause]
    >tells Elaine his friend Bob Sacamanto can get her what she needs
    >cut to the back of a van in an alleway, Bob is showing Elaine his inventory
    >Elaine get gun
    >[subplot with George]
    >later in the evening Elaine leaves Jerry's apartment
    >Jerry [Eating Superman Cereal]: try not to get RAPED out there you gun-toting shikza!
    >[OxyClean commercial to pad runtime]
    >cut to next morning
    >Elaine enters Jerry's apartment and slams the door
    >Elaine: WHELP. I got RAPED!
    >Jerry: Raped?!
    >Elaine: RAPED, JERRY. The damn gun jammed when i tried to shoot him and he raped me anyway
    >Jerry: That's horrible!
    >Elaine: and YOU! [points to Kramer] it was YOUR scumbag friend that sold me the faulty gun!
    >Kramer: ehhhhbuyerbeware! [scurries off]
    >Elaine: I'm outta here too
    >Jerry: Wait-Where are you going!?
    >Elaine: Well now i've gotta go have an ABORTION!
    >[bassline]
    >credits
    >castlerocklogo.gif

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Elaine get gangbang

  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >im a screenwriter pls give me ideas

  15. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    coming up with an original idea isnt the hard part, making it into something good is. the fact that you posted this sentiment indicates to me that youve never done anything in your entire life and want to try and put others down in order to feel superior to them because you cant deal with the feeling of inferiority you get whenever you encounter anyone more talented or hard working than yourself, you reek of deperate insecurity.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      touch grass please

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      projecting much

  16. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    “The Substitute” a man travels to a different school every episode to teach moral lessons like the evils of homosexuality, socialism, extreme environmentalism, feminism and enforced racial “diversity”. It is eventually revealed that he is an alien from a world where these ideologies resulted in the destruction of his society.

  17. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Some random introverted loser wins a bunch of money in the lottery or something
    >decides to help his family and few friends he has with financial issues
    >more and more people from his past pop up asking for money
    >becomes increasingly paranoid about who to trust
    >some hot b***h gets his attention and he falls in love with her
    >starts becoming isolated from friends and family as she feeds his paranoia
    >friends and family become concerned about his change in mood and new greedy behavior
    >other stuff happens, idk, maybe he ends up killing someone or some shit because hot b***h convinces him the person he killed wanted her
    >main character gets imprisoned or whatever
    >friends and family now no longer want anything to do with main character
    >uhhh....turns out hot b***h was never there and was just a manifestation of his increased paranoia of everyone trying to get his money
    >also hot b***h represents money itself and how it warps people I guess?
    >and there's a flashback sequence with scenes where the hot b***h was supposedly in actually being scenes with main character and giants bags of cash
    >cuts to earlier sex scene with dude just humping bricks of $100 bills
    >directed by M Night Shyamalan

    I gotta stop drinking and browsing Cinemaphile

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      pretty weak twist, but if the guy fricking a heap of 100 bills is the final scene before it cuts to silent credits, then i'm in.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        M Night Shyamalan isn't doing too good these days.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Not silent credits. I was thinking more like a not at all subtle song with the word "Money" in the lyrics. My top choices are

        >Money- Pink Floyd
        >Mo Money Mo Problems-Notorious B.I.G
        >Money Money Money- Abba
        >For the love of Money- The O'Jays
        >Money for Nothing- Dire straights

        BTW, no one steal my movie idea. Got a meeting with the Harvster next month

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >no one steal my movie idea
          these threads are literally israeli studio nepo hires whose uncle told him to think up a new idea or he's fired

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            A struggling writer turns to the internet when his muse fails him. When he asks for ideas on a mysterious website the denizens there tell him to go frick himself. Intrigued, he uses a 12 inch horse dildo to reenact a sexual encounter he had with his own father.

            R18+ with full graphic nudity, jason derulo to play the dildo.

  18. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >very sad, lonely man happens upon an abandoned dog
    >taking care of the dog brings meaning to the sad man's life
    >lots of happy moments
    >the dog dies eventually, teaching the sad man there is always hope and a chance to move on but never forgets the dog
    A real tearjerker

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >2 tickets for "A real tearjerker" please

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >sequel released six months later
      >lonely man's dog never actually died
      >was stolen by a guy in a van
      >40 minutes of van guy absolutely RAPING the dog while lonely guy puts up missing dog flyers

  19. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nice try Hollywood, I won't give you a shit

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