Mr. Anon, am Professor Charles Xavier and I'd like to invite you to my school of gifted youngsters.
I believe we can nurture your special gift and do grear things for the future of mutantkind's and humankind's relationship together
Mr. Anon, am Professor Charles Xavier and I'd like to invite you to my school of gifted youngsters.
Neat.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Projectile_Enhancement
Yeah, yeah that's cool and all but how much are you willing to psy for my service? Not everyone can turn a small pebble into a railgun projectile
Think bigger.
Imagine the cumshot.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
Just for fun
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Boxing_Mastery
Neat, am gonna fricking die
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hypnotic_Energy_Manipulation
>humankind's
Frick those idiots. The mindrape train has no brakes
You should notice I never said what sort of relationship it was
Wanted ir open end for whatever the anons chose
lol why would Poccy even bother wearing a suit? He doesn't give a shit about humans or what they think of him.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dark_Gas_Manipulation
You can call me... Dark Fart!
fricking GAY https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Precognitive_Weaving
whatever, how much do I have to pay Leech to succ Rogue's powers so I can frick her
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Future_Sight_Bestowal
Well, that's fricking great for someone else I guess.
I'm sending you all visions of your death, btw.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Tapir_Physiology
So I can turn into a furry with a floppy nose that has a good sense of smell and slightly above average digging skills
fodder tier he we come
>fodder tier he we come
splinter team mascot
>movie about a c-list mutie who can smell good, dig well and a comically large wiener battling both goons and the self image issues that come from being such an ugly motherfricker with such an enormous penis
i guess I’m a superhero Ugly Bastard now
sweet
Bro, you are going to be swarmed with b***hes. This is easily the best power i have seen in one of these threads
https://fieldprojects.org/tapirs-exposed-the-amazons-biggest-creature-of-the-night/
You're going to be Howard the Duck 2023! Your award winning story will inspire a movie that will kill the MCU.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Transcendence_Inducement
>A glorified stat booster
I guess it could be worse.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Boundary_Manipulation
So I'm one of the reality warpers but I'll probably use my powers to cum.
SHADOWJACKER! YOU HAVEN'T BEEN OUT OF YOUR CUM COCOON IN AGES!!
HISSS
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Poison_Dragon_Physiology
I HATE ANIME
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Popularity_Inducement
Literally useless, unless I’m trying to divert attention away from myself.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Armor_Magic
Awesome, now I can be a sub for Magik and Armor, but with my own diverse niche. Consider me your own Primarch
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Draconic_Power_Link
So uh, I have the powers of a dragon or something? I'm not sure to understand, please teach me.
Considering how mutants work, you've probably just got some weird internal energy that your brain tricked into thinking was a dragon, so it's just mimicking those abilities associated with them, but one day you'll find out that the power is just raw power that you can do whatever with and it'll be a big thing for like, one issue and will be completely forgotten about in the same run that it showed up in
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Death_Infusion
I'd be entombed as a hazard.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Unreality_Traveling
Mine's actually pretty money ngl.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Memory_Implantation
Will do evil
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Emotional_Form
TAKE THIS
MY LOVE
MY ANGER
AND ALL OF MY SORROW
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Certainty_Manipulation
Neat
You have no imagination whatsoever and its literally spelled out to you that you can use this power to overcome your limitations to become a god
In what world do you live in where thats a glorified stat booster
>He doesn't know that bathing in dragon blood to gain their powers is in thing in both Western and Eastern Mythology
>He doesn't know DnD literally did it first with draconic bloodline of Green Dragons who use poison
Are you moronic son. You frickers won the lottery and are now complaining about it because you have no imagination worth a damn
>User can only transcend others, so might backfire if used without thought.
Unless I find someone else who has my powers, I will remain in a support role.
It's the X-Men, everyone's going to fricking die. You aren't special.
You ether die a cis mugga or become a gay rainbow mutie.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Walrus_Physiology
Cool its not like my old life would take me like this anyway atleast I can be like Beak.
Dangit Bill for the last time, you're not pathetic because you were injected with walrus DNA, you're pathetic because you're you.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Enslavement_Kiss
Crap, I got a sexy girl power but I'm an overweight nerdy guy.
>can enslave girls with his kiss instead of guys if he wishes
>durr this power sucks
What is with you people? Why do none of you have any imagination at all. Its like you cant think outside the box
Soooo you're a fat ugly bastard?
So hire a prostitute... or take an acting class... or motivate yourself to hit the gym & drop the Cheetos.
So an ugly bastard, then. Go anon. Take Jean Grey.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Heat_Phasing
And I was just b***hing about it being too hot.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trap_Evasion
What use is this? Can I avoid potholes on my bicycle now? ...great.
Frick with Arcade?
I guess #1 contestant on MurderWorld ain't so bad... Horrifying, but survivable.
no fembois 4 u
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Digital_Materialization
I'll probably get stuck upgrading the Danger Room but I'd rather just hide in my room and stack all the immortality/life cheat items in my manga/video games like Son Goku before joining the team, especially any anti-psi items so I don't get mind whammied.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Crystal_Symbiosis
not bad
anyways, charles, how is mutantkind not... y'know, a subset of humankind? cuz like, the only difference is the x-gene, right? how is one gene of difference enough to designate an entirely separate species?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Famine_Magic
I got a feeling me and Storm won’t get along at all
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ash_Resurrection
I take this to mean I explode on death and come back from the ash
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Alien_Physiology
hehe I can turn into Silver Surfer. Neat.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mutant_Lord_Physiology
Uh... i guess im your boss now?
Uh... Work harder, bye!
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Continual_Acceleration
weird way of saying im a speedster, but ill take it
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Afterlife_Connecting
Oh shit, was hoping to stay dead when I pass on
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bodily_Fluid_Generation
>I am Cum Man
What are you planning to use me for, Charles?
Frick yeah. Still gonna be a wizard though
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sexual_Mastery
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hell-Fire_Ball_Projection
Pretty basic but still useful, I guess.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Event_Muting
Pretty cool power, I can stop anything bad from happening.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Primordial_Particle_Manipulation#Capabilities
Neat I'm god
I much rather remain independent, especially seeing you guys turn into child kidnapping supremacist who is rightfully hated and vilified by the whole world for being a bunch of evil extremist.
I can just say I got my powers from anything other then mutations and then no one will care.
It's no like anyone would no unless they scanned my DNA or something given there are already dozens of meta humans and super people around that aren't "gifted".
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Object_Weaponry
I could work with that. Maybe a bit less utility then I probably would have liked but at least I can reliably defend myself with a bit of weapons training.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dragon_Magic
So I've played DnD, read up on what dragon's can do with magic
I guess I can do any sort of magic, I'm pretty set
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Damage_Inducement
The frick kinda redundant ass power is this?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ethnicity_Manipulation
Someone with a gun to my head still has a gun to my head no matter what I change them into
How are you supposed to nurture this?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Seductive_Pheromones
Pretty shitty actually. Everyone will call me a rapist if I use it on women, and if I use it on men I'll have a bunch of dudes after my dick.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Warping_Teleportation
God damn it, I know of at least two teleporter x-men who got fricking killed and I'm probably going to stay dead when it happens because I'm not Nightcrawler
>Reality searching
>User can search through and find realities, allowing them to find an alternate version of a person/place/thing/event in another universe and possibly bringing those alternate versions to their reality.
Sounds fun
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dawn_Deity_Physiology
>actually reasonably an X-Men power
>Quetzalcoatl (Aztec Mythology)
>bird homies
>phoenix my b***h
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Combined_Shield_Construction
How the frick is this a mutant power
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Afterlife_Traveling
Hey, Prof, wanna talk to all the dead mutants that you failed?
Technically we all do afterlife traveling. It's a oneway ticket unless your name is Jean Greh
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Gravity_Arts
For once, a cool power! Sign me up, Chuck. Haha, upchuck. So, uhh, we got co-ed showers or..?
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nigh-Omnipotent_Entity_Creation
Uhmmm alright
> https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Motion_Regulation
Frick I guess I’m an X-man then. Im too fricking OP not to be.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bullet_Mimicry
>User with this ability either is or can transform into a bullet or bullets. Users' transformed form is anatomically identical to their normal form, aside of being made of bullets, in which case it contains all to organs and is somewhat vulnerable to attacks. Alternately the user can transform into homogeneous matter, without any part of their form being more important than the other.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Radiation_Attacks
I can give people cancer lol
But can you turn into a car?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Wellspring_Manipulation
I guess I can just bullshit new abilities up or something according to the applications. Honestly it has such a loose definition I might as well use it to steal the phoenix force or some other moronic shit.
>The user is able to manipulate wellsprings, an original and bountiful source of something.
Take a spin:
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Flute_Mastery
Lol, wtf. So I'm that guy who tragically gets killed at the start, and it's sad for all humankind. Unless I'm that flute mutant woman from Shang-Chi, maybe I spoke too soon- no, no, nothing on the page about powers, just the flute. Frick.
Well, you could probably earn good money by being one of the best flute players in the world. You could also defeat Xavier in a shakashuri blowdown.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Greed_Derivation
You sure a about this man I'm pretty sure I'm one of the 7 deadly sins given physical form
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Shade_Lord_Physiology
Don't they already have a hellspawn or two on the team?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Symbiotic_Healing
frick
you're wearing a cat
>I believe we can nurture your special gift and do grear things for the future of mutantkind's and humankind's relationship together
> https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Superego_Embodiment
Xavier, fricking nope, it's over
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Elemental_Recomposition
At least it gives me enough room to be creative. I wonder if it applies to elements from the periodic table.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Elemental_Wing_Manifestation
This is pretty good if it isn't limited to just one element.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hallucination_Solidification
Hook me up with them Krakoan drugs teach and watch me work.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sauce_Manipulation
...Woo.
To the kitchen with you
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Tranquilizer_Manipulation
listen i think that dani is super fricking hot too, but i don't like where this is going
Is the cat a mutant? Can it consent?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nail_Manipulation
I'll reluctantly take it if I can be like Johnny
No. I'm not joining your tropical island sex cult.
Nah I'm good. You guys are all dicks.
Based anon
Here have a special power
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Symbiote_Physiology
Aww man, I don't wanna fuse with Tom Hardy.
You get a free reroll
When do I get to frick Jean Grey?
Never
She'll just make you think you did or make you gay depending on her mood
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Shade_Lord_Physiology
Great, I'm Magick but an ugly man, I'm either a villain or dead.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Literary_Manipulation
Good luck finding me, I’m probably going to escape into multiple worlds.
Sure that’s sounds dope
Some of my best friends are humans
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dragon_Morphing
Time to make a lair and hoard gold
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Accumulation
Imagine the edging.
Look, I don't want to be that guy, but X-Men would be one-hundred times better if Professor X was actually a mutant telepathic cat puppeteering a mutant-hating human the entire time.
you are that guy and thats moronic
hell no, I don't wanna be brainwashed by some redhead demon into being gay
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Self-Existence_Manipulation
Am I a mutant or just someone that convinced himself he was a mutant and made it reality?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Consequence_Negation
What the frick does this even mean.
No consequences for your actions. All the bath house cruising you want, and no Monkey Pox.
Think of it in the same way that King Crimson from part V works.
An event happens like you get shot, but with your ability to deny consequences, whilst the bullet goes through you, it doesn't leave a hole or cause any damage.
Basically, you can just say "No that doesn't effect me" or, "No that doesn't effect that" and get away with it.
And if we ever figure out Power levels with these things, then you'd range from The thing that you did just doesn't piss people off/get their attention to straight up denying reality's effects on you
Hi Professor Xavier.
Well, its awkward to talk about... but my special ability is that the hornier I get, the stronger I get. When I'm on the beach on a hot summer day, I could probably lift mountains.
Can your school help me refine and control this power?
Bro I’m 34. Unless you are hiring me as a teacher I’m not sure what I’d be doing there.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bio-Stellar_Energy_Manipulation
On the other hand that sounds like I might want some training with the whole “Stella Energy” thing.
I am immune to malaria, the bane of my mutant power is I can not donate blood.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Tentacle_Manipulation
Neat just like in my favorite anime!
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fall_Breaking
If nurturing involves throwing me off a cliff, I'm not going.
No way
I don't give a crap about special powers. Just give me some mutant pussy and I'll singlehandedly end the human-mutant conflict. One baby at a time.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Anti-Power_Artillery
Kek. Magneto's gonna hunt me, isn't he.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Elemental_Transmutation
Someone smart explain this to me pls. This what element lad can do right?
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Reversed_Effect
No Jean Grey, You are Gay!
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Environmental_Empowerment
I doubt your school is environmentally friendly for me. Now get out of my swamp before your wheels get stuck.
You're going to molest me aren't you
Going to? Honey, he already DID
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Corruption_Combat
Any qt grills wanna be my Purification_Combat waifu?
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Retroactive_Immortality
>The user is immortal in the sense that when they do die, they won't stay dead. This could be the result of instant resurrection, being reborn, transferring one's mind/soul into a clone, etc. The user can still die from various causes, like physical trauma, but the user will always come back to life.
Cool, I'm Mr. Immortal.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Poetry_Deity_Physiology
So,looks like i'm going to dissing people to death