Mulder, I'm reopening the x-files

Mulder, I'm reopening the x-files

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Skinner, not here---Scully might see us

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Assistant Director Skinner, please continue.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this wasn't my decision Mulder, the order came from the top

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shirtless Skinner punching Krycek in the gut was the best moment in the whole series

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know about my hidden camera

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mulder, did you see the newest episode of Sex Files?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    -Did aliens do 9/11 or was it someone else?
    -You don't want to dig further into this, Agent Mulder, for your own sake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >In the pilot episode, which aired in March 2001, there is a hijacked plane that is being targeted at the World Trade Center; six months before the September 11 attacks occurred.

      What shade of red were these pills?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > shut it down!
        And they did, after first season.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bin Laden was probably a fan. That would be an improvement over being a weeb terrorist and a gaymer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          checked

          even though this is the most likely explanation I still believe the schizo version more.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          bin laden had nothing to do with 9/11

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >meanwhile at Scully's local divebar

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This guy comes off as totally gay. Do I have an accurate gaydar?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, he was married for many years and had sex with a prostitute in one of the episodes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean the actor himself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, he has a wife, who also played his personal assistant in the show, and a daughter.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            well good, I didnt want a functioning gaydar anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf man. Mitch Pileggi is one of manliest men in TV history

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mulder, I'm closing the x-files

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mulder I'm m'I redluM

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        selif-x eht gninepoer reopening the x-files

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mulder, I'm opening the Spooky Book I am.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >UK version of the X-files
      I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to see this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >oi, you got an abduction loicense?
        >oh, you do? carry on then little green fella

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's called Torchwood

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Opening the X-Files is above your paygrade Skinman

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watching X-Files feels so cheap and B-movie these days.
    Shame, we really could use a good conspiracy mystery series these days.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It would be too "current events".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      feels fine to me. that's always kind of what it was going for in the first place. that's not exactly a detailed criticism you gave.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah some of the episodes seem like deliberate b-movie sci fi and that's good.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder if that anon even had something in mind, because otherwise it's kind of ridiculous to say it should be like something if you don't even know what that something else is.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Giving examples to make your point? Amazing idea.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What I meant is that stories feel unambitious and obvious, one episode-one story format results in this. By the time the episode is over the plot is fully finished and the mystery is usually fully revealed and thus feels shallow, except the main arc. That's not really a criticism, it is pure and honest unpretentious pulp fun, but the modern viewers, including me, are too spoiled by grand overarching plots and creepy mysteries posted on the internet. The Sopranos and Breaking Bad. (And fricking GoT but I dislike it.)

        If I would be sketching up a plot for modern X-Files like series I would have made the mystery very vague and exercise extremely restraint in explicit demonstration of the actual fantasy elements.
        If amateur youtubers and internet ARGs manage to do the mystery right then the proper tv series should be able as well.

        And no,

        You could never have the comfy 90s feel in modern day, smartphones just ruin the entire premise of the show even someone could just take a photo of the monster or film the secret conspiracy

        smartphones and global connectivity would not ruin the plot, especially if we talk about the government conspiracy. If anything, Snowden disclosures only set the stage for such stories, to make them feel more real.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You could never have the comfy 90s feel in modern day, smartphones just ruin the entire premise of the show even someone could just take a photo of the monster or film the secret conspiracy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >someone could just take a photo of the monster
        there are tonnes of alleged photos out there on cryptoids and monsters and things, nobody believes them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a large part part of the appeal. You zoomies just don't get it.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >˙sǝliɟ-X ǝɥʇ pǝʎoɹʇsǝp ǝʌɐɥ I 'ɹǝplnW<

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no Horace Pinker series
    frick Krueger

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get a season 1 scully gf?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      local church

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >having to larp as a christcuck for however long
        no thanks, I'll take my fat, tattooed, BBC-loving atheist prostitute gf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why is this always the go to response? I don't want to be pessimistic but depending on where you live, the only woman you going be finding at the local parish are 80 year old women lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ireland

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a small town america episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Formerly Sneed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I love this episode, I remember looking it up once and I think it actually got bad reviews

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Journos were always shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Amputated mother under the bed used a brood mare.
      Americans are fricking weird.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >used
        She was totally on board with it and in the end she comforted her last surviving son, telling him they would have more kids.
        Fun fact, the actress returned for the revival and she played both twins in pic rel. She's pretty good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The small town America MOTW episodes were peak comfy kino

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't the actor smoke crack with a bunch of gays?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think that's the guy from Alf you're thinking of.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was 28 during the filming of the first season

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And he still looks the same.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i was 28 once too

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed the shit out of twin peaks and other 'comfy' shows. Why can't I into x-files? I always clicked away when it was on, now that I can download it I still can't get further than EP 2.5

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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