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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SD-S plays skeeball. With drone heads. Also she does acting gigs.
    To great effect.
    >The props she uses are all worker drone parts and some of SD-R's own creations.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Somehow I don't think drone heads bounce enough to make good basketballs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's why she loves doing it. More of a challenge that way.

        How the frick am I supposed to love DDs when they treat DDs like trash? That's just like someone being shunned just because they're born different, that's just being an butthole at that point

        Don't worry. She only slaughters WDs if there's not enough stuff in the prop department.
        Or if she's thirsty of course.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's still bad though. I love WDs more than DDs

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Look I'm just trying to give SD-S something beyond being catlike. But your comment has spurred me to act more on fleshing out a different OC that happens to be a WD. And now I remember that OL worker I ceremoniously killed off in that one-off greentext.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick am I supposed to love DDs when they treat DDs like trash? That's just like someone being shunned just because they're born different, that's just being an butthole at that point

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        WDs*
        I hate my dyslexic ass

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          don’t worry anon, someone does love your ass

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't want to have another security room accident nor do I want her to stalk me back to my home just because she wanted some 'potassium'

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              if E chooses to eat bananas everyday, the radiation will kill her

              That's still bad though. I love WDs more than DDs

              >I love WDs more than DDs

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, I don't think the radiation would be enough to scramble her systems. At best it's the equivalent of a tummy ache.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't radiation kill electronics much faster than humans and animals? She's going to have more than a tummy ache.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Have to put E through the decon scrubbers after she eats too many bananas
                >complains like a kid but can't stop vomiting up oil/banana slush mix
                >Tell her it's good for her so she doesn't die from radiation build up

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Picrel
                The radiation made her hair lore accurate (rather then just falling off)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You have one day to impress J what do you do?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          PowerPoint presentation.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Very based she is so moist right now

            >day to impress J what do you do?
            >NTA
            just walk away from J entirely, in hopes she’ll find someone better

            Unbased all humans are enough for a simple DD

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I’m not good enough for any machines, I have accepted it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >day to impress J what do you do?
          >NTA
          just walk away from J entirely, in hopes she’ll find someone better

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this’ll will be the first for me, saw murder drones first then MD threads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Leave. The threads are shit now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you’re clearly not having enough fun

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >MD threads are bad because… I SAID SO!
        nah

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No.
          He's correct.
          You guys are like pigs rolling around in your own shit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that’s sounds like (you)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            whatever you say samehomosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >IP count gone
        This entire website's about to go to shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Perhaps it's an elaborate early april fools joke

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Perhaps it's an elaborate early april fools joke

          i was gonna say that yeah chances are they’re building something up for april fools. perhaps they get rid of a feature one by one until its bare bones except for one random feature that everybody hates

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >it's permanent

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            oh no

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            FUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK GOD DAMNIT

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This entire thread? All me. Forever.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Damn I'm hot and smart and NOT autistic.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why would they want to get rid of the poster count?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              because they are homosexuals

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I think mods just gave up trying to find a solution to the increasing waves of ritualposters/schizos and have just opted to let them go crazy until they tucker themselves out. Cinemaphile says it's to do with gamergate 2.0 but I don't buy it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How would this help?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                if this is helping, I’m concerned for the opposite

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Man I fricking hate Abib.
            Fricker killed Cinemaphileermin Cinemaphileeekend

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Didn't he kill the snoot game threads?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And Lobotomy Corp threads too
                Abib is just no fun allowed.mod

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    V is not a drone she is a cute

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >total oogi death is canon

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the IPs?

    • 1 month ago
      nearby murder drone with a suspiciously anon shaped stomach

      uhhh, havent seen them around!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        will that’s a shame, see you around!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wait what’s that sound I’m hearing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Name
        That probably made someone horny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gone. Reduced to atoms

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I P? They know where I pee?!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why were J and V so mean to N? It can't be all because of the solver

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      J was jealous that N fricked Tessa and V thought it was a great idea to ignore him trea him like trash for years instead of helping him because she thought it was the only way to protect him. (It wasn't the only way.)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >J was jealous that N fricked Tessa
        J was holding Tessa's hand the whole time what a cuckqueen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the belief that shes protecting him and trauma aside, i head-canon that V sort of holds it against N somewhat for being made to forget everything while she was left with... however much she remembers of the manor and the Solver exactly.

      V still loves him of course, but maybe a small part of her enjoyed watching N get abused by J as a kind of "now we're partially even" type situation, because I certainly can't see her treating him like either absolute hog-squalor or acting like hes a ghost (which he pretty much is to her) for 18 years to keep him in the dark and away from her as a purely self-less endeavor.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So J also knew nothing about the solver or why was she talking about the company like that? Did they both try to protect him?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >J is more moronic then E
          that’s J’s only impressive feat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ?t=50

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >J straight up tried to murder N in the pilot potentially screwing up Cyn's plan maybe even letting a solver core run wild
          Is she moronic?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            J excels at being moronic
            >captcha SH0NR

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            J is my moronic wife

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            To J's knowledge, N (the stupid idiot, in her mind) was compromising the mission that JCJenson personally had given her, so she used the virus in her to personally try and snuff N out (she and V were significantly more lethal in her eyes anyway). The J we see on Copper-9 is fully brainwashed/coded on the JCJenson story the Solver infused it with, so she doesn't rebel and compromise its plans, this is why the J we see on 6 is explicitly mentioned to have been told the truth by Tessa and why she's willing to do what she asks

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The solver really hates V keeping her the only one who still somehow knows about all this solver thing
              >J is brainwashed
              Now I want to see how she would react to a Npede

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            J excels at being moronic
            >captcha SH0NR

            moronic in the sense she believed the LARP.
            Though there's a reason she considers E(velyn) her nemesis.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            To J's knowledge, N (the stupid idiot, in her mind) was compromising the mission that JCJenson personally had given her, so she used the virus in her to personally try and snuff N out (she and V were significantly more lethal in her eyes anyway). The J we see on Copper-9 is fully brainwashed/coded on the JCJenson story the Solver infused it with, so she doesn't rebel and compromise its plans, this is why the J we see on 6 is explicitly mentioned to have been told the truth by Tessa and why she's willing to do what she asks

            Solver wouldn't get a chance to activate.
            It's a material collection program which triggers in response of its host sustaining physical damage.
            The virus would corrupt or expunge all data from N, including AbsoluteSolver.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What happens next?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will Cyn ever get what she deserves?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The oogi drawgay, whatever happened there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They are still here, and even posted something last thread

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    After watching some videos of dogs preventing their owners of leaving their house, I got inspired to make this.

    >Well this sucks.
    >With today being Saturday, you would lazy around the house watching some TV, playing vidya or spend the day with N.
    >But what you’re gonna be doing right now is going to your workplace. You really don’t want to be doing that but you already promised your boss you’d fill for a co-worker of your who works there during the weekends plus it’s just until noon so you won’t be there the entire day.
    >After you get home, you’ll take N for a walk just as you promised him.
    >One thing you forgot to do is tell him about going to work yesterday, you hope he doesn’t get too upset that you leaving without him.
    >As you make your way down the stairs, making some adjustments to your shirts, you pass by the doorway to the living room as you hear the TV is turned on.
    >You peek through and see N sitting in front of the TV, his long tail with the dangerous nanite canister swishing back and forth, focused on watching a rerun of Dogs 101 for the…you lost count how many times they’ve rerun the show but its probably million times by now, the show is ten centuries old by now.
    “Hey N, I’m going out for a bit. I’ll be back around noon.” You call out before moving away from the doorway.
    >As you make your way over to the front door where the shoebox and hangers for your jackets are, you hear the buzzing of mechanical motors and footsteps on the carpet.
    >Just as you were about to begin putting on your shoes, you look over to the side and see N standing there with a puzzled expression on his visor.
    >”What are you doing?” He asks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >”What are you doing?” He asks.
      “I told you, I’m going to work. I’ll be back around noon.” You say to him as you grab your left shoe.
      >N’s ‘eyes’ go wide upon hearing that. “B-but why? It’s Saturday, we can go for a walk!”
      “I already promised I’d cover for a co-worker who works the weekend shift. I promise I’ll be back around soon.”
      >His shocked expression gets replaced by an angry one.
      >Just as you were about to begin fitting your shoe, N crouches into view and snatches the shoe.
      >You over to him as he steps away.
      “N, what are you doing? Give me my shoe back.”
      >He doesn’t obey and just keeps staring at you with that angry expression, holding the shoe and his tail angrily swishing back and forth even faster.
      “N, I said give me---”
      >Before you could finish, you hear the crack of a rope and then feel wrapping around your waist.
      “N, what is thiwooOOAH!” He drops the shoe and turns around as he heads towards the living room.
      >Thanks to N’s tail wrapped around your waist, and him being much stronger than you, he yanks you and you have no choice but to follow him to avoid faceplanting into the floor.
      >As the two on you enter the living room and go over to the TV, he grabs the side of your shirt and forces you to sit down on the ground with him.
      >You then feel him loop his arm around your back and squeezes you closer to him as he rests his head on your arm.
      >With his tight hold on you, and his tail wrapped around you, you’re not going anywhere unless he wants you to.
      >…
      >You’re gonna have to make an excuse later today why you didn’t show up for work.
      >Looks like you’ll be spending the day with N watching Dogs 101. And maybe you’ll take him for a walk outside later.

      I fricking hate the word limit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >”What are you doing?” He asks.
      “I told you, I’m going to work. I’ll be back around noon.” You say to him as you grab your left shoe.
      >N’s ‘eyes’ go wide upon hearing that. “B-but why? It’s Saturday, we can go for a walk!”
      “I already promised I’d cover for a co-worker who works the weekend shift. I promise I’ll be back around soon.”
      >His shocked expression gets replaced by an angry one.
      >Just as you were about to begin fitting your shoe, N crouches into view and snatches the shoe.
      >You over to him as he steps away.
      “N, what are you doing? Give me my shoe back.”
      >He doesn’t obey and just keeps staring at you with that angry expression, holding the shoe and his tail angrily swishing back and forth even faster.
      “N, I said give me---”
      >Before you could finish, you hear the crack of a rope and then feel wrapping around your waist.
      “N, what is thiwooOOAH!” He drops the shoe and turns around as he heads towards the living room.
      >Thanks to N’s tail wrapped around your waist, and him being much stronger than you, he yanks you and you have no choice but to follow him to avoid faceplanting into the floor.
      >As the two on you enter the living room and go over to the TV, he grabs the side of your shirt and forces you to sit down on the ground with him.
      >You then feel him loop his arm around your back and squeezes you closer to him as he rests his head on your arm.
      >With his tight hold on you, and his tail wrapped around you, you’re not going anywhere unless he wants you to.
      >…
      >You’re gonna have to make an excuse later today why you didn’t show up for work.
      >Looks like you’ll be spending the day with N watching Dogs 101. And maybe you’ll take him for a walk outside later.

      I fricking hate the word limit

      Cute

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >couldn't even wait until the news drops an hour from now
    It's gonna be a teaser for the next (few) episode(s), by the way. No way in hell is Glitch drumming up hype for whatever comes next just to drop a lame merch wave or mini-episode like what Lackadaisy is doing, although I wouldn't be mad about the latter.
    If this happens to be wrong, Cordie's head is getting mounted on a spike. And Liam is going to fricking cry. Calling it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >No way in hell is Glitch drumming up hype for whatever comes next just to drop a lame merch wave or mini-episode like what Lackadaisy is doing
      you're gonna feel really dumb in an hour when we're all ordering our official N dakis

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >N dakis
        You'll get a V keychain and like it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >N dakis
        Fricking robbed. Would have preferred a V or J daki. Even an Uzi daki.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          sorry but the gals and the gays run the show around here

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Good joke, anon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Liam is straight

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Heterosexual for Gooseworx

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hello.
      I am from the future.
      All that's dropped so far is an advertisement for TaDC sticker merch

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Y & Jane have a girls night out at Jo's bar
    >They both get thoroughly plastered before heading back to Jane's place
    >Things get steamy when the two failgirls start to get all 'Touchy Feely' with one another
    >It isn't long before all their clothes is removed allowing the drunk Y to catch sight of Jane's unmistakable "tattoo"
    >Just like that the mood shifts from horny to dramatic as the drunk Jane trauma dumps her 'Solver Cult' baggage onto Y
    >The night is barely saved when Y responds by relating Jane's trauma of serving the Solver to her own
    >Although the night ends with nobody getting laid, both Y & Jane realize that there may actually be something genuine in this friendship of theirs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      total solver death

      J is my moronic wife

      perfect match in personality traits

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks mate, I strive to be a little more autistic every day.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The part when E suddenly breaks her happy go lucky facade and R and E stare each other down awkwardly for half a minute
    >They don't know
    >They would never understand
    >...
    >"Boy, I could really go for a banana right now! How about you, R?"
    >"H-Haha...that's right E. Yeah, let's get something to eat."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      E will always be useless even when she was a WD and now that she does the Solver's bidding as a DD, she must be killed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        E may be a (voluntary) dunce and get herself info trouble more often than not but she's far from useless.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          your right about that, E’s easy to manipulate and to control

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I did it guys
    I made French toast 😉

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks yummy. Can I have a bite?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How does drone sex work?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They upload lewd greentexts into each other’s brains

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Ew N, that's what you like?
            >AAAH, MY MIND'S IN A WEIRD PLACE, DON'T READ INTO THIS!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The male drone sticks his quantum harmonizer into the female drone's photonic resonation chamber.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >It's
            >It's not
            >It's not shutting down

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know about wireplay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            kinky

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If drones consider humans to be their gods, would they try to bed their gods just like how the ancient greeks used to do?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well it's either that or they try to offer oil sacrifices.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >oil sacrifice
        Didn't greeks only do animal sacrifices though and not people? What would drones use to sacrifice instead of animals?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          roaches

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Be human living in Outpost 3.
            >Start preparing to leave your quarters to help the WDF around the bunker.
            >As you open the door, you notice the altar that has been built in front of your door.
            >Roaches organized neatly, hell there's even lit candles too.
            >In the middle of the altar is a picture of (You).
            >That wasn't there yesterday, how the hell did they build that so quickly? And where did they get a picture of (You)?
            Fricking damn it, I need to remind the drones I'm not their god.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I do remember one time god asked someone to kill they’re own kid, it was a prank of course, god didn’t actually mean it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why would I make a drone sacrifire their pillbaby in my name? I would rather give my blessings to the drone couple and their baby

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it’s just a prank bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon…
      that’s the premise of the whole thread

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Glitch cucked us again
    FRICK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Glitch and cucked have 6 letters coincidence? I THINK NOT

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's dronever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you don't understand how much I fricking hate the digital circus

      kek get fricked drone frickers

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you don't understand how much I fricking hate the digital circus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Glitch cucked us again
      FRICK

      Glitch and cucked have 6 letters coincidence? I THINK NOT

      We've still got hope. Pray for something at the end of the week.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      more like the amazing digital SUCK ASS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well, the showmaker is a troony, of course its gonna get massive accolades from the start.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        doesn’t matter a whole lot to me, just shows gooseworx is excellent at creating

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, but I don't actually mind that much thatt Gooseworx is a troony. They don't really throw it around at all, and they don't make it their entire online identity. Most of all the stuff they actually make is good, so whatever.

          It's like how Liam Vickers is a weeb, but he makes good shit so I can forgive him for that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            for reasons unknown to me, I now remember gooseworx excellent cum shot at he’s monitor

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Fricking what?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                gooseworx powerful CUM shot

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              ENGLISH, homie.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                read the post above (you)

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i love more migital dircus news

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I miss you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I miss me too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No you do not.

      the world is so cruel anons

      Life sucks and then you die. Get used to it mister.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Would Dr Venture treat Worker Drones better or worse than the Elliots?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Considering how he treats immigrant workers and his own sons, plus university interns, probably not very well.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They would probably be even more expendable somehow

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        life can be so short, so let’s just live in the moment and let’s have some fun

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you have a wonderful new beginning, I shall be watching you and I'll be making my observation

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the world is so cruel anons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hug!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      throw bugretta in a bathtub full of soapy water

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >home appliance
        >exposed to water
        excellent work anon! she’s dead

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >bugretta dead
          excellent >:)

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE'S THE DRONE CONTENT, MANSLEY?!?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drone news is coming. Be patient and stay diligent.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Black person, I've been patient long enough I need something NOW

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The MD news is actually an announcement
        >"After consulting with Liam, we have made the difficult choice of putting the show's production on an indefinite hold in order to ensure the timely release of new TADC in May."

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Drone news
    >It's just a short clip of N annoying V

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"You voted and we listened! This cannot be undone. Murder Drones is now cancelled!"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Pomni: Don't worry fans I can cheer you up

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Gah! The only way I can feel better about the lack of drone content is a clown blowjob!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          if your suggestion your clussy then no, robo pussy is superior

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          make me happy? you can’t even find your way out

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT MY MURDER DRONES NEWS NOW

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      love me some cyn

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hug Cyn

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          love me some cyn

          I WANT MY MURDER DRONES NEWS NOW

          Need to hug Cyn so badly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The solver knows about Cyn's love for N
          >It taunts her for it
          >I will take good care of you N but you will never hold him again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Petting Cyn while she sits in your lap

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        your dick is in her pussy while nobody realises

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Istfg Liam we need drone content soon or so help me robo god I will send you unsolicited dickpicks this isn’t a threat is a promise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do it! show us that dick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry son this monstrous hog is for Liam’s eyes only

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Liam reveals that he regularly lurks here by leaking the private dick pics sent to him

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          AHHHHHHHHH damnit

          When did these Murder Drones threads get so horny?

          >when
          hahahaha that’s funny

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When did these Murder Drones threads get so horny?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >When did these Murder Drones threads get so horny?
      The moment Cyn showed her cat to us

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They've always been horny to some degree

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Long ago in the ancient times of late summer 2023, an anon posted a greentext about an overworked IT guy whose job was repairing drones.
      and from then on, our fate was sealed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >LONG AGO IN A DISTANT FORUM
        >I, ANON E MOUS, MASTER OF SHITPOSTING, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLY HORNY GREENTEXT!
        >BUT A FOOLISH DRAWgay WIELDING A MAGIC STYLUS STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME.
        >*BLOODPLAY!*
        >*NUZI!*
        >*ZIPBOMBING!*
        >*WHOLESOME BERETTA GREENS*!
        >BEFORE THE FINAL POST WAS MADE, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL TO /TRASH/ AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE ABYSS, WHERE MY BONER IS LAW!
        >NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE BLUE BOARD AND UNDO THE DEVASTATING COOM THAT IS MURDER DRONES!

        >Gotta get back, back to the thread.
        >SamuraiAnon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >anon has to travel across the realm and meets all the different thread personalities on his journey
          Could be kino

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How many of the thread personalities do you think would actually help him on his journey VS how many would be the designated villains?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Depends which thread personalities youre talking about, youd need to list them
              Could make a samuraianon RPG headcanon, might be fun

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You bastard. I laughed.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >WHERE MY BONER IS LAW!
          got a chuckle out of me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Back to the thread
          >Back to the thread
          >He gotta get back to the thread for he's
          >Samuraianon
          sorry if it's just a wip. Pen died on me. Curse you anon e mous

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bahahah!
            Thank you drawfriend for blessing my shitpost.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Drawgay cookin'.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh shit this drawanon is still around? Awesome
            Did you see Bloodplay made a return? Based wip

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Ye

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Drawfren saw my Jane bloodplay
                ohnonononon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                might be too forward but I hope drawanon will now draw Jane and Y bloodplay for old times sake, would be cool

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Back to the thread
          >Back to the thread
          >He gotta get back to the thread for he's
          >Samuraianon
          sorry if it's just a wip. Pen died on me. Curse you anon e mous

          I feel like “anonymous jack” rolls off the tongue easier than “samuraianon”

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're right. It does.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to keep writing, bros....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Write about V having trouble sleeping and she snuggles up to Uzi

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why are you yurigays like this

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Simple
          >it's cute
          >VUzi is love
          >So much to talk about
          >Drones have no gender
          >Such a great yuri power dynamic between a DD and a WD

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >NTA
            We both know that's a lie and Robo-God hates yuri. Also, the implications of VUzi would mean that N is the one being cucked.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Robo-God hates yuri.
              Which one? AM? Multivac? GAIA?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The Solver

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Cyn is viamently against Yuri
                >Only did the gala incident after seeing V and J do weird stuff in the hallway

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh boy I wonder.

                That's no god! It's just scrapcode!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Vashtorr

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh boy I wonder.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Cyn and the solver are actually friends
                That's so adorable

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh boy I wonder.

                ?t=64
                >Cyn is cancer
                >The inmates are the solver

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If a robo god is a robot then by protocol it must be gay or bi

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Vashtorr

                >dubs
                hilarious fate isn’t it?
                >captcha SS0SY

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but frick it
        >At first Uzi is vocally opposed and highly resistant to the idea
        >Uzi's efforts prove futile when the larger drone simply manhandles her into a proper snuggling position
        >Even though she'd never openly admit to it, Uzi lets herself relax into the warm Disassembly Drone wrapped across her body
        >When V's humming core starts 'purring' Uzi decides to fully succumb to the comfiness, falling asleep alongside her friend
        >If it wasn't for N stumbling on them like this & subsequently taking a picture for posterity this intimate moment would have gone on all night (or day?)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          cute CUTE

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thought you guys might appreciate this:

    [...]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      remember that thread, shame I wasn’t there sooner enough to stop it from being archive

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >they saw MD news soon
    >it’s just ADC stickers
    THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, Y and Jane
    Who’s the big spoon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Y

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Y

      Neither. They're both little spoons.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Both hug V

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How does that work?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          By having the two of them shack up with me, duh.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Cyn thinks she is smooth
            She is like a weird little gremlin

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          With a middle girl
          ( I )
          JVJane

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          mobius spoonage

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Okay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Neither, because they sleep chest to chest
      Does this mean that SD-I has been saved from being thirsted on by the Jane Menace [spoiler]or does this mean that both Jane AND Y are craving I's schizo-dickings?[/spoiler]

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Jane sees Y approaching up and prematurely sighs and lowers her dress collar reveling her neck before Y jumps her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >”say goodbye to your collarbone jane!”
      >before jane could scream
      >jane heard an loud crunching sound

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would Y suck slow and safely or get frisky getting a Janes blood. Especially since she appears to be the only person to get access

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She'd start slow but get bloodcrazed the more she drinks

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now we have 100 posters all the time and nothing can prove otherwise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Luckily MD threads always consistently had like 70 or more posters according to the count anyway so we're in the clear

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Around episode releases it'd regularly get around 100-120 posters, I feel like when Ep 7 arrives there will be a big surge but I guess we'll never know kek.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SamegayGODS... we.. won!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Since every poster in this thread is me I just want to announce something. V is the best drone in the entire show. All those times I said I liked N or J or Cyn more? I was just larping for lulz.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this post was me btw.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bejitabro btw

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have to take that back I am sorry it's Cyn I love

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is actually a double lie because I think V stinks, Uzi is garbage, and Cyn is the best drone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon you can just identify by (You)s

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >such a newbie he doesn't know how easy it is to get rid of the (You)
        you little ones are so adorable.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's more about my own posts

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry anon, but your posts are now mine and there's nothing you can do to stop me

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The only thing this bothers me with is some back-of-my-mind shit

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Even the solver can't solve for X

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The Absolute Solver is bad at math
      But it's an eldritch machine! That's unpossible!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I am trying so hard to remember when and why I drew or post that and honestly I’m starting to think it just materialized without my consent or knowledge

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The Absolute Solver possesed you just to draw that. What a horrifying entity.

  37. 1 month ago
    Liam Vickers

    Damn no posters at all? Guess Kevin was right, Murder Drones simply isn't profitable. Guesd we'll have to cancel it to make way for shows like...The Gaslight District and Blibos Big Adventure. Wait I wasn't supposed to reveal that last one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >That's right, it's SMORMU!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking YES! I fricking knew Blibo was real ever since I saw the trademark. They all laughed at me, my family, my dog, (You). But look whose fricking laughing now!

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Jane's little speech about war causes Y to finally question her delusions of grandeur
    >Y starts to actively make an effort to learn more about her fellow Disassembly Drones and what their experiences working for the Solver was like
    How does this end up playing out?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not the guy that made Y but here's two possibilities I see
      >1
      Y becomes further disillusioned and maybe starts writing about each Disassembly Drones experience, somehow turning this into the basis for a tabletop game as she retires her false soldier identity and goes to live a life of being an independent fiction writer/store owner
      >2
      She pulls a Javert and ends her life

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oogi and Enn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Glitch purposefully trying to piss people off? Is this some 2000 IQ marketing scheme to appease TADC fans with lots of community posts, but blueball MD fans so incredibly hard by teasing them with the possibility of news in order to drum up early hype? It has to be on purpose at this point, the newest TADC post is flooded with comments from people asking about MD.

    Surely this MD "news" has to be big, right? It won't just be another merch drop? Right? Right guys?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Merch drops are kinda important. If you don't buy it, they don't know people are interested.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >If you don't buy it, they don't know people are interested
        Well Kevin and Luke need to find a cheaper, equally qualified company to handle the merch, then
        Cause i'm not fricking paying 50 additional dollars in VAT charges and shipping for every order, be they plushies or small knick knacks or omega-tier power level revealing clothing meant primarily for preteens
        You either buy a frickload from the store at once, or rip yourself off. Personally i got my fill already, V's collecting dust on the shelf watching me get my pants off and splooge on the bed every day. Just like god intended

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >V's collecting dust on the shelf watching me get my pants off and splooge on the bed every day
          fricking kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          "how beretta was compiled"

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Jane gets development and finds love with Y before Beretta ever does (thread lorewise)
    >Fricking Y gets free chicken too, who ever thought that would happen?
    >Bugretta mentions outpace Beretta by a 4:1 ratio nowadays
    >They killed Beretta
    >She was the one they sacrificed in the end
    >Perhaps it was time for Beretta to join HIM in the void
    >Embrace HIM as her kin, which she so tried so hard to avoid
    >Perhaps this was the end of her story...
    >...
    >Or maybe this was her path to follow
    >What if she just refused to wither away
    >If not what was she granted her powers for?
    >She could let the mass of traitors continue on as they were, constantly infighting, battling for narrative supremacy in a protracted, suicidal struggle as she watched from afar
    >Or she could strike against them
    >Cut them at their hearts
    >Rip away which they held most dear
    >Tear it bit by bit until it stands as a hollow shell of itself
    >Yes, this would be the most satisfying of results
    >Perhaps in another timeline, they would've came to love her, to give her all the development and lore she could've ever wanted
    >But that was all too far gone now
    >...What would be a good start to bring down the rotten structure they called their forum?
    >Everything was within reach of her...Hmm...
    >How about...the IP Counter to start?
    >Oh, all the chaos this would invite.
    >Bots. Samegayging. Accusations. Zero accountability.
    >Perhaps the Anons of Cinemaphile MD community should've minded the daughter of a purple gremlin and a murder drone. Oh well.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you think your strong? YOUR NOTHING BUT a toy to me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Jane gets development and finds love with Y before Beretta ever does (thread lorewise)
        >Fricking Y gets free chicken too, who ever thought that would happen?
        >Bugretta mentions outpace Beretta by a 4:1 ratio nowadays
        >They killed Beretta
        >She was the one they sacrificed in the end
        >Perhaps it was time for Beretta to join HIM in the void
        >Embrace HIM as her kin, which she so tried so hard to avoid
        >Perhaps this was the end of her story...
        >...
        >Or maybe this was her path to follow
        >What if she just refused to wither away
        >If not what was she granted her powers for?
        >She could let the mass of traitors continue on as they were, constantly infighting, battling for narrative supremacy in a protracted, suicidal struggle as she watched from afar
        >Or she could strike against them
        >Cut them at their hearts
        >Rip away which they held most dear
        >Tear it bit by bit until it stands as a hollow shell of itself
        >Yes, this would be the most satisfying of results
        >Perhaps in another timeline, they would've came to love her, to give her all the development and lore she could've ever wanted
        >But that was all too far gone now
        >...What would be a good start to bring down the rotten structure they called their forum?
        >Everything was within reach of her...Hmm...
        >How about...the IP Counter to start?
        >Oh, all the chaos this would invite.
        >Bots. Samegayging. Accusations. Zero accountability.
        >Perhaps the Anons of Cinemaphile MD community should've minded the daughter of a purple gremlin and a murder drone. Oh well.

        I wish you both would have a nice day especially the 2nd one for daring to even try and bring Him back into relevance.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I literally have no idea who your referring to, do try to elaborate schizogay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm trans btw if that matters

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >especially the 2nd
          seething for reasons huh?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        I wish you both would have a nice day especially the 2nd one for daring to even try and bring Him back into relevance.

        I literally have no idea who your referring to, do try to elaborate schizogay

        All me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of bait is this shit? She got mentioned last thread, she even got a greentext even if it was a weird plug for some dudes OC

      [...]

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        beretta hates not being acknowledged for hours

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >pic
        Not sure if it was intentional but it irradiates a weird "My creation is better" energy by having them draw Beretta with down syndrome

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anon what the frick are you talking about?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i assure you as the original poster that beretta is meant to be chibi-zed for comedic effect not because i dislike her

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            beretta is meant for suffering and human man, not sucking up to jane every second

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This is some bad bait especially since Beretta and Jane havent been seen together for awhile

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              "I'm here to suffer and frick Human men, and I'm all out of Human men"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                can’t find human man? just go find them

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                beretta is meant for suffering and human man, not sucking up to jane every second

                >"ANOOOOOOOON!"
                >The walls of the outpost trembled.
                >"GET OUT HERE NOW"
                >As did the intrepid adventurer.
                >"YOU AND YOUR HUGE wiener CAN'T HIDE FOREVER. I NEED HUMIE DICK AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT NOW!"
                >(you) figured this was some sort of karma. For not being attentive enough.
                >Each quake brought the raging and horny behemoth ever closer to the closet. Muffled, heavy breathing stabbing the silence that blanketed the empty halls.
                >Anticipatory sweat rolling down your brow as the dull blue peeked from the keyhole.
                >Watching...and waiting.
                >The seconds painstakingly crawling by as if to taunt you with your fears.
                >....

                >The debris of the wall behind hurtled forth and an inhuman grip yoinked your collar in the opposite direction.
                >"Found youuuuuu~"

                >It was an odd day for everyone in the WDF to take a vacation to the frozen lake.
                >But it left two particular members alone for the day.
                >No one around to hear your screams for mercy.
                >Plenty of time for your balls to be drained by a very, very insatiable insectoid humanoid worker drone that giggled and hummed after each slurping session on your rod.
                >Suffice it to say, Beretta was fairly chipper later that evening.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Beretta is superboy prime but for human wiener

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >t. every single drone threadcharacter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anon just fricking write something with beretta instead of constantly whining over her not being mentioned
      Jane and Y got together because its funny, just have Beretta do something. This complaining and whining about it makes me not even care to see Beretta anymore because she's just associated with "waaah why wont people talk about MY character waaah NOT LIKE THAT PLEASE NOT BUGRETTA"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think Jane and Y is cute and hot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          indeed

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What are they communicating?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              homosexualry. A fan favourite.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Pure unfiltered femcel autism

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                so they’re personal life then? how sad

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            literally all these 2 need to get some dick is as follows

            >jane
            >fricking shower

            >Y
            >stop being hungarian

            it's so easy

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              > need to get some dick

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i thought she was german

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She is American Drone larping as a Prussian

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that is just fricking weird and makes me not like her as much

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Every drone is american thanks to JCJENSON (TM)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                shut up homieaaaaa
                get raped

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The stiggnime

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Idk what you're talking about, she's clearly Hungarian

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                only in your personal headcanon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                if she weren't whatever for like 10 minutes she'd finally become normal, aka not like uzi as a femcel

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I thought she was french

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No that's Kat, she's the only Frenchie in existence

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because Anon, they're bait posters. They don't actually give a shit they only want to derail threads and cause people to seethe. Notice how they subtly mentioned the infamous Mac, a character that baitposters love to use because they know everyone hates them? For those uninformed, Mac was created soley for the purpose of being an incestious Gary Stu, he was better than Beretta in everything he did and was loved by everyone, he was also this super strong guy that was the Solver's Chosen One and could like solo everyone, he was also wanted to bang his sister. He reeked of self-insert, and as a result was promptly tossed away.

        i assure you as the original poster that beretta is meant to be chibi-zed for comedic effect not because i dislike her

        Apologies for misinterpreting the picture I can see that now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Let him back in
      Let MAC back in
      LET HIM BACK IN LET HIM BACK IN LET HIM BACK IN

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Chaosh...is shladda"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      where’s… where’s beretta drone tummy

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is what happens when Glitch destabilizes the physiopsychological continuity to bait engagement

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      STOP SPEAKING IN CYPHERS AND GET BACK TO SUCKING, LIZZY.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lizzy has a good sense of fashion

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bawd drone.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    holy crap the more you mention...them...the more they lurch back into our reality
    caution now anons

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Listen folks, all of this can be solved if we simply strip away Beretta's character of being a straightman and not wacky and zany like everyone else, and simply turn her into a cliche Liam Vickers girl. This is what people want right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      guess you could call yourself a problem solver

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this could all be solved by turning Beretta into a bug and having her kill a camp full of kids
      maybe add in John in there surviving the best he can for added points

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That would fufill her character arc though? That's literally a plot point for her, she WANTS to be a Liam Vickers girl essentially. She doesn't want to be stuck in the boring Slice of Life that Uzi forced her in.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tags: LiamVickersification, identity_death, torturePlay

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i want to have sex with v

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wow that all seems really gay
    anyways

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're gay, anon.
      Cute Bugretta though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bugretta fleshlight

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you can't stop me from pleasuring myself with a bugretta

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry anon, but your posts are now mine and there's nothing you can do to stop me

            can't stopmind

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          strawberry jam too sweet

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >t. Denji

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >"Star Wars a shit"
          >Bugretta explodes and takes the oogi army with her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You raise the roof of the artificial hive
      >All the little rooms look like a maze of cubicles
      >You pick up the bugretta
      >The oogies, who were initially startled and started running away, stop and chase after you as you take her to the bathroom
      >You turn the knobs for hot and cold water and put your free hand under the running water to make sure it is lukewarm
      >Then you put bugretta under the gentle flow
      >Since she isn't breathing there is no worry about drowning the tubby thing
      >Bugretta goes "Uh-uh!"
      >You turn the cold knob a little off
      >She goes "Aaah"
      >At this point the crowd of oogies has started catching up with you
      >They are pleading or demanding for bugretta's return
      >The bug couldn't care less
      >You put shampoo on her hair and massage her scalp gently
      >She is so calm, she excretes a drop of honey
      >The oogies are having a melt down
      >"Nuuuu! Bugretta's pwetty smell! Stahp!"
      >Ugh. These things are annoying
      >Normally you would have Mini Y corral them but Yvonne left to live with a filthy lesbian and the little drone went with her
      >Maybe you'll buy a J roomba or something
      >You put bugretta on a towel and blow her with a hairdryer
      >From a distance so it doesn't burn her
      >So pleased is bugretta by the warm breeze that she stretches and yawns
      >You murmur the theme of Deep Space 9 to her and she closes her eyes
      >You walk back to the hive box careful not to crush any oogies and soil your nice floor
      >You replace the period pad you're using as a matress for bugretta's bed
      >Then you pick her up and lay her on it oh so gently
      >Bugretta drifts off to sleep only to be pulled back by all the relieved oogies rushing into her chamber to hug her and rub their smell back onto her, which you had just finished removing from her
      >They ignore her grumpy face and moans
      >You place the roof back on the hive

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        imagining a roomba with pigtails sucking up oogies

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          While grumbling at them and sucking up to you.
          >"Oh hello, master! Let me polish your shoes!"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cute? Cute.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I normally like beretta suffering but this has light oogi abuse so i'll accept it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fine green anon, fine green indeed

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Glitch: MD soon

    Me:. Could you show runners just post new stuff the next day instead of dicking around.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wut

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just got off work; skimmed the first couple posts and decided i'm not reading any of this shit (sorry bros)
    any cool OC or something interesting happen? (thanks bros)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day
      (thanks bro)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's a few greentexts
      >N being overprotective
      >Jane and Y get drunk
      >Samuraianon
      >Uzi and V cuddling

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro you assume you can talk to me, really?
      if you ever talk to us like that again your going to have a big problem

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        go to bed, lizzie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          bro... remember to have at least 6 hours of sleep

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We found out this entire thread is me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're not a real samegay unless you insult some shitty ocs.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oogis are evil don't trust the oogies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i think oogies might be malicious (and delicious) but they are too dumb to be "evil" per se

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did you know Oogis have a higher colony wipe rate then DDs? Its canon!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          perhaps, but in the same way a termite infestation might destroy a house. it is just their nature, not evil.

  51. 1 month ago
    Liam Vickers

    Beretta will and won't be Canon. She won't be Uzi's kid though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      get back to work, slave

      • 1 month ago
        Liam Vickers

        And just for that I'm delying the announcement a 2nd time. It's your fault not mine.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          NTA
          March 15th, I have been saying it for 3-4 weeks now, I'll be right. Also Alice will be back It all was revealed to me in a dream

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            alice is shit and you're dumb

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Big words for someone in organ harvesting range

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She'll be MY kid, because I'll impregnate Uzi (over and over again).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Uzi is completely overtaken by The Solver in episode 8
      >A broken N and J are the only survivors, managing to make it off planet before the [Null]
      >Overtime N and J develop a bond and soon a relationship
      >Beretta is born
      >Season 2 begins with another timeskip showing an Older Beretta

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Season 2
        kek Anon we wont even get the last two episodes let alone a second season it's over

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Uzi dies
        >Alice survives
        >Somehow she and N get together
        >They have a son and name him Boomstick

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No drone news

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Something something, V sitting on your face.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      BRAAAP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i know we all want to frick drones but thinking about it logically those joints do not look compatible for contact with humans and would absolutely destroy your bones and probably necessitate amputation

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The danger makes it hotter.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          she is scarousing

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Liam Vickers Girl effect

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Draw a Sentinel Drone and a Worker Drone cuddling
    NOW

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No. I'm playing Valfaris right now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Draw a Sentinel Drone and a Worker Drone fricking
      >NOW!
      FTFY.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >Sentinels have both wider shoulders and wider hips than a DD, and on average eight inches taller
        Imagine the size difference.

        >not wanting to see a canon Sentinel fricking a Worker Drone instead
        Disappointing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Your complaining is irrelevant to me but it does give me a fun idea.
          >Sentinel (Drone) handling a pack of Sentinels (Raptors) as a team

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Or just treating them like dogs

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              DOGGIE.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Reminding me of the magical time when we were hypothesising on what the Sentinels were from the Ep 6 teasers, and we can up with that they stun drones by raping them with code

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Draw a Sentinel Drone and a Worker Drone fricking
      >NOW!
      FTFY.

      >Sentinels have both wider shoulders and wider hips than a DD, and on average eight inches taller
      Imagine the size difference.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I want to give her smooches

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's not about being the fastest........and the furiousest...............it's about FAMILY

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain to me what the frick Absolutesolver is supposed to be? If humans didn't make it who did?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I made the solver, some pranks we’re done

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this show is terribly written and explained and don't let another stupid anon tell you it's actually really good because you didn't notice that tiny piece of text in episode 3 that was actually epic layering by master storyman leeroy vickson

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry that you're moronic, anon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          if i had a nickel for every anon who came in here asking about the plot and somebody posting that giant textwall pic explaining everything, i'd have a few bucks

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >NTA
          I’m for sad worker drones

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >show must tell me everything directly otherwise it’s stupid
        that’s what (you) sound like

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          are we gonna pretend like the show isn't horribly rushed, poorly planned out, and full of dropped plotlines which Liam has already frickin admitted? is it not ok to love the show anyway? I swear, you story apologists are something else

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            who the frick is “we”?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              [beep] couldn't fix the smoothie machine...
              we're all SMOOTHIEGRAVED

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                meant for

                Does she deserves bullying?
                >captcha: XDSXJ
                XD Sex J?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was revealed cleverly in a tiny piece of text that flashed on a screen out of focus for a single frame in Episode 3. Writing genius and story entity Leon Venkman once again stuns us all with his immeasurable intellect.

        are we gonna pretend like the show isn't horribly rushed, poorly planned out, and full of dropped plotlines which Liam has already frickin admitted? is it not ok to love the show anyway? I swear, you story apologists are something else

        You always go on this autistic rant whenever someone asks about the show, about how the MYSTERY SHOW featuring an eldritch horror with unknown motivations doesn't spoonfeed all the information to you. The show is competently written because it avoids doing that, and actually conveys information through showing the viewer instead of telling the viewer. It's not our fault you're incapable of parsing a narrative.

        It's perfectly normal for a mystery story to seem confusing at first, as we don't have all the pieces of the pieces yet, and then gradually become more clear as more is revealed. We're up to Episode 6 now and we have a much clearer idea of the wider imllications of the plot, but keep on complaining because you didn't personally get it because you're too lazy to think about what the creator is trying to show you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thumbs up let's do this LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY
        VIIIIIICKSOOOOON

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was revealed cleverly in a tiny piece of text that flashed on a screen out of focus for a single frame in Episode 3. Writing genius and story entity Leon Venkman once again stuns us all with his immeasurable intellect.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ignore the samegay that's obviously trolling. The show implies that it's some eldritch entity trying to end the universe, but most of its nature and motivations are still mostly a mystery right now. There are some clues throughout the show, it doesn't outright spoonfeed you with exposition. More concrete information will likely be revealed in the next two episodes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's somewhat up to your interpretation right now, but the general idea from what we've seen so far is that it's some being from outside the regular confines of the universe, ala Lovecraft's Outer Gods. Especially with how it calls itself things like "The Solver of the Absolute Fabric, the Void, the Exponential End".

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, the baiting homosexuals or a baiting homosexual again, they will go to sleep in some time
    Just do not answer to them, they will get tired at some point

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ignore the samegay that's obviously trolling. The show implies that it's some eldritch entity trying to end the universe, but most of its nature and motivations are still mostly a mystery right now. There are some clues throughout the show, it doesn't outright spoonfeed you with exposition. More concrete information will likely be revealed in the next two episodes.

      every time I bring this up I get called out for it like i'm just here to start shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I am fed up with the tards who throw a shitfit whenever you imply there's a problem with Liam's writing or their precious ocs. From now on I don't care if I start shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >From now on I don't care if I start shit
          from now on you’ll only seethe at murder drones

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Course not. The series is flawed but it hasn't provoked me. Hell, I even had a laugh at what Glitch pulled earlier.

            if i had a nickel for every anon who came in here asking about the plot and somebody posting that giant textwall pic explaining everything, i'd have a few bucks

            Because it's been explained to you every fricking time, after a certain point people are either going to assume you're trolling or that you really need to learn how to read.

            If it has to be explained to so many people then maybe, just maybe, LIAM SUCKS AT GETTING INFORMATION ACROSS YOU STUCK UP SPAWN OF A MUD c**t. It doesn't help that we need damn subtitles half the time because either the VAs are hard to follow or the dialogue doesn't make sense in the context of the moment. And why the frick did the Solver print it's logs on it's surroundings at the start of ep2.
            Liam has some vague idea on where the story should go and he makes or drops shit as he goes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's been explained to you every fricking time, after a certain point people are either going to assume you're trolling or that you really need to learn how to read.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I understand what is going on in the story, I'm just here to tell anons that it's pretty fricking convoluted

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, it isn't.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              if thats how you wanna cope about it. anyway, ill be over here enjoying the themes, setting, characters, and story in spite of the godawful writing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >convoluted
            >sci-fi setting about robots that kill other robots

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My hot take is that engaging with dramahomosexualry in any way (especially if you are making art/greentexts mocking said dramagayging) is only ever going to make the situation worse. Pay them no mind, as they will eventually grow tired of screaming into the void

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >especially if you are making art/greentexts mocking said dramagayging

          do people really

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does she deserves bullying?
    >captcha: XDSXJ
    XD Sex J?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i dont know who it is, so yes

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HENRY
    MUSCLES
    HAIRY FELLA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he’s head is shaped like papyrus

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Henry
        After
        Not
        Surviving

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hans?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hans is Henry’s reanimated skeleton, he’s very kind & loves drones (it’s like a reverse the Lich turning into Sweetpea situation)

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >the Lich turning into Sweetpea
              What a misbegotten idea.

              huffing toxic chemicals from smelted drone circuits

              Having your eyebrows sizzled by Jane's feet stench.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          henry can survive it, he’s determination let him survive one ball being amputate

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Aw hell naw
            Henry’s got the red soul

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              most kindhearted one of all the souls

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              henry with the red soul of determination, will he succeed

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              most kindhearted one of all the souls

              Is this an Undertale reference?

              Or just treating them like dogs

              DOGGIE.

              Why not Sentinel Drones that turn into Sentinel Raptors? That way V can reason with them or at least earn their respect by putting up a good fight.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                perhaps it is a undertale reference, or maybe it’s not

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So you don't even know what the frick you're talking about.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that was sarcasm, of course it’s a reference

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm aware it was sarcasm. My point is that you are not being as cute as you think. Of course the ocgays love Undertale. You are unbridled homosexuals.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >of course [random subset of people] love [popular game]

                damn bro, havent seen this competent analysis in these threads since that guy who thought murder drones fans disproportionately like tf2

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Undertale
                >Popular
                Not outside California.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't love Undertale, Anon, but I love YOU

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                thanks satan, I love you as well

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                in the future of murder drones, chickens have evolved to pierced through steel with they’re beaks

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I never said I enjoy that stuff, it’s mid at best

                >of course [random subset of people] love [popular game]

                damn bro, havent seen this competent analysis in these threads since that guy who thought murder drones fans disproportionately like tf2

                right forgot that guy existed

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Genuine question, but if you can't (or wont) ignore the OCs & the anons that post them, why do you continue to linger around here? I'm sure there have been a number of anons over the months who have dipped out until discussion returns to newly released content, and there's absolutely no shame in doing that. At the very least it would help with the genuine anger you seem to have going on

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                he just has pure, unbridled autism

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't believe in not biting back when provoked. If you simply walk away then the bullies had their fun and got no punishment for it.

                All me btw

                >The entirety of the thread is Tessa talking to herself in a padded cell
                >Her anger manifests as bickering
                >Everything is voice acted too

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >ywn be an orderly secretly touching yourself outside Tessa’s cell while you listen to her reenact Fugue drone having his psychic brains fricked out by Neith

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I wish people would draw more pretty pictures of Tessa.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Considers someone making a dumb joke a provocation
                >Thinks he's being bullied
                If you're that thin-skinned Cinemaphile might not be the place for you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How many "dumb jokes", at whose expense, with what provocation. You are a bully going "it's just a prank bro". People get smacked irl for that behaviour. When I'm unprovoked I'm just dandy. I share resources, I give advice and feedback, I make content for people to cheer them up. I respond to you people with autistic vitriol because that is what you filled me with. That is the kind of people you are. Unlovable, deplorable, shitbags.

                >I don't believe in not biting back when provoked. If you simply walk away then the bullies had their fun and got no punishment for it.
                I'm not gonna argue against that logic for IRL, but I frankly don't think that's a very healthy way to go about dealing with posts on Cinemaphile of all places.
                Even ignoring the fact that you'd invariably end up falling for bait posts explicitly designed to provoke (you), the sheer amount of genuinely moronic takes people will freely give as an anonymous poster seems like it'd leave you with a never-ending battle that only earns you a never-ending hatred weighing on your mind & soul

                You're right.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Unlovable, deplorable, shitbags.
                I wasn't the same Anon who made the joke, but I'll you the vitriol you so desire b***h
                The only people more worthless than you are your parents, so you're hardly in a position to judge anyone else
                Do the world a favor and dig yourself a shallow grave to rot in

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I struck a nerve. Good.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                NTA
                KYS

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't believe in not biting back when provoked. If you simply walk away then the bullies had their fun and got no punishment for it.
                I'm not gonna argue against that logic for IRL, but I frankly don't think that's a very healthy way to go about dealing with posts on Cinemaphile of all places.
                Even ignoring the fact that you'd invariably end up falling for bait posts explicitly designed to provoke (you), the sheer amount of genuinely moronic takes people will freely give as an anonymous poster seems like it'd leave you with a never-ending battle that only earns you a never-ending hatred weighing on your mind & soul

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                EVEN COOLER

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The elevator plunges into the shaft
                >V makes peace with her coming death, taking solace in the thought that at least she won't have to live in fear of the Solver anymore
                >A gutteral howl makes the Sentinels stand aside
                >Another Sentinel steps forward
                >"Dinodrone...terrorize! Wrgrah!"
                >The Sentinel turns into a Sentinel Drone
                >He picks up V's glasses and hands them to her
                >"A warrior should die fighting in a fair fight. Now fight me!"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >She wins

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                dino!V sex

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i dont like this picture

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like you need to frick dino!V

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Aw hell naw, Henny bout to kill some drones

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        aw hell nah dey done made my oh gee henrich into a drone lover

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Episode?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ADC Merch drop 🙁

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      New episode coming soon. Cane will take the wacky circus troope on a new adventure. What, you thought you're getting more drones?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        adventure? nah jax is working at McDonald’s

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The Wage Cage IS an adventure.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            if gangle is the owner of the jax’s workplace, I’ll have a enjoyable time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      8 was honestly lackluster especially with that forced Digital Circus tie-in. It also pissed me off further that they set up the perfect ending for a season 2 but then confirmed on their twitter there wasn't going to be one.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    huffing toxic chemicals from smelted drone circuits

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to stick my dick in it. Wish me luck.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >enter the thread
    >undertale
    >mfw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY SHIT IT’S ALIEN X
      where have you been man?
      no one’s seen you in like, a year

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I ate thread topic yum yum

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You ate my oogi?
      YOU ATE MY OOGI

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All me btw

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, so J in Ep 5 says that N was creeping on V while V was in her Error 606 state.
    What the frick else was N doing to V other than reading books to her?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      molesting her, but who can blame him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is sad as frick actually

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sadly fricking unconscious maid!V

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        pretty much everything involving V is sad as frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >She clearly remembers what he was reading to her
      >She must know what lewd things he got up to with her undercarriage while she was frozen
      >First thing she does upon regaining control is get blushy and lean closer to him
      She loved every second of it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Real answer is that he was probably spending every free moment he had by her side, waiting for V to come back online much like a dog waiting for their master to come home from work
      Also I think it's funny that J is giving N shit for looking after V in her unconscious situation, yet J would absolutely be doing the exact same thing for Tessa whenever she would end up bedridden from being sick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >spoiler
        kek. I can totally imagine J doing this. J gets on N's case, but she's in denial about how dedicated she is to Tessa. Cute.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How so?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bloodplay came back for a bit
      Also maybe new news soon

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >on this episode of Murder Drones thread, our contestants have been sent.. to /utg/ island

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Piss off with that shit unless Chris Mclean is presenting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      MD thread island when?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >alien x wants to kill toby fox
      >needs all 3 personalities to agree on something
      what did ben tennyson, serena and bellicus mean by this?

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God I fricking LOVE this dudes art
      human yeva was smexy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        human!yeva should cover up more, it’s freezing out outside

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I still think we need thread personality playing cards

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thread personality tarot cards

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, that would be interesting to see
        Mostly because of art, and descriptions too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, that would be interesting to see
        Mostly because of art, and descriptions too

        List the potential thread anons

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick these threads go by fast

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A big army conquers fast

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        (Me)
        I forgot the fricking IMAGE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The autism singularity awakens.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [NULL]ssy

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    142652967
    hey anon, have you ever thought that maybe you're just moronic?
    IMO a good chunk of the plot being somewhat cryptic is a good gatekeeping method, means the only people that stick around actually give a frick about it.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Fun Daily Canon Facts: Emily once attempted to shove her entire arm down her throat, she succeeded but it got stuck forcing her to embarrassingly walk her way to maintenance to have it unlodged

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Fun Daily OC Facts: Beretta has disturbingly become a frequent customer at Jo's bar, which has resulted in the two forming a strange therapist like relationship

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Beretta doesn't actually drink at the lounge, she just sits around not really even talking to anybody. It's rather depressing.

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is beretta jealous of Jane and Y

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      of course beretta is jealous, jane and J are taller

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Beretta is pissed that Jane is hanging out with Y
        >Not because of any real reason but Jane and Y will commonly make fun of Beretta because they are tall and she isnt
        >They will force uppies on her, and even if she wanted to kick and scream the Uppie drone protocol kicks in and her mind goes blank
        >its some bullshit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You know *hic* me and Jane we used to be close
      >A real Dynamic Duo
      >Then these baiting homosexuals had me kill her ONE time and now we dont hang out like we used to
      >"Oh dont worry" they said "Youre going to get so much growth solo now!" they said
      >And you know what they did? They gave it all to Jane! Now she has a fail girl GF and whats left for ole Beretta? Notta
      >They all would rather right for Bugretta.. its just not the same

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I know it's just a shitpost, but while Beretta does still need her bits of existing solo growth (Stuff like her love for Star Wars & enjoying Basketball) compiled & expanded upon further, I think there's at least been decent headway regarding her relationships with other characters

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This stuff I recommend Beretta fans read or those curious, I think it does a good job setting a base for her world

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you for the kind words anon
            The idea for this is to eventually have enough stuff from both me & other anons to act as both an easy point of reference for newcomers and an autistic pseudo-bible of sorts for if/when any of this stuff is talked about long after the show itself concludes

            I kinda dont like how Beretta and Jane have been separated due to drama I thought they were wholesome and I like the cult angle

            I still think they are wholesome, and I definitely plan on giving Beretta & Jane's 'Stuff' the thorough fleshing out it deserves after I clear through some more of the satellite characters
            Speaking of which I am actually working on Lizzy right now, all thanks to the inspiration I got from reading

            [...]

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No matter what Beretta does, there's nothing that can be done to change what her character represents, the quiet after the storm. In the post-good ending, there is no giant black and white scenario with world ending stakes just out there in the open. The conflict that is there is more subtle, more internal, more character driven.
          The people of Outpost-3 are finally developing past their cliches and with the peace comes new struggles within society. The world is more open than ever before, but this only leads to more mysteries and more uncertainty as people try to figure out their place in the recovering Copper-9.
          Humans have returned to the planet for the first time in decades, and nobody is sure what they're up to.
          Murder drones that just previously before used to predate on workers now have to live among them, while facing the horrific truth of their own origins and the fact their whole existence of being kin slaying mass murdering machines was built on a lie.
          N and Uzi, far from living the carefree lives they believed the good ending would entitle them to, are barely keeping a lid on the world as drone civilizations expand across Copper-9, and at some point if they don't keep their heads on their shoulders trying to build community, one group is gonna frick up, piss off another group, and then it's back to endless drone on drone slaughter.
          And then there's Beretta in the middle, trying to live her life. At the moment, she's just a kid concerned with being popular at school. She cares more about boys than the threat of an underground human revolt. She just wants to do fun things with her friend Jane, even as her friend stands on a mountain of corpses with a goal far beyond the means of Beretta's own understanding, bound by a promise written in blood years before.
          She is just there. For her, there is no concept of the "post good ending". It's just her life.
          I love the concept of the PGE, and Beretta is the heart of all of it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            beretta is for suffering

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Can someone just punch this guy in the dick already? His posts aren't even making me angry or seethe it's just making me sigh.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              beretta is for being the unlikely hero that will ensure peace in the world

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Zzzz

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              wake up

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                berettabuse

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is an incredibly based summary of the Post-Canon Good Ending, and why it's been so satisfying to explore despite being an ostensibly more slice-of-life setting

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              :3

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              slice of life with lizzie and thad when

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's giving into Auntie Cyn's influences more due to Jane having forgotten the task she's given herself in preventing Beretta from essentially becoming the Anti-Christ

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this is beretta fault, if only she JUST tried a bit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Beretta already had trouble making friends
        >Sure she would talk to people, but they never really hanged out with her afterwards, the only exception was Jane
        >Yet, Jane had been spending less time with her, in fact there was days no where they would just pass eachother in the hallway without muttering a single word
        >It was clear to Beretta now that there was truly no one she could depend and rely on
        >Except for the one person that had always been by her side since she was nothing more than a baby
        >"[Gentle Smile] Don't Worry My Favored Niece, I'll Take Good Care Of You."
        >"After All, I'm Truly Your Only Closest Companion, I Would Never Leave You. [Giggle]"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >one person that had always been by her side since she was nothing more than a baby
          you know… this kind of sounds like conjoint twin situation

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Scary dub-con humping

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Now draw Bugretta

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If Khan walked in on this would N still claim everything is "TC"?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      YEAH. NICE.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Whenever Uzi loses control and goes Solver-feral, she becomes uncontrollably horny and drags N off to a dark place in order to hump him for hours
      >It's just loud metallic clanging the entire time because they are completely smooth down there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Whenever Uzi loses control and goes Solver-feral, she becomes uncontrollably horny and drags N off to a dark place in order to hump him for hours
      >It's just loud metallic clanging the entire time because they are completely smooth down there

      Why doesn't Uzi use her Solver to manipulate matter and flesh-craft herself an actual pussy? Is she stupid?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she's not very good at it yet, she needs practice.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she's not very good at it yet, she needs practice.

        uzi hates organic matter! she would never be a part of it
        >captcha P0MMH

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any OCs you spend time thinking about outside the threads that you didnt make yourself? Any youve jacked off to

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda dont like how Beretta and Jane have been separated due to drama I thought they were wholesome and I like the cult angle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is no drama behind it Anon, that was a bunch of non-serious threadshitters and jokers.
      What happened here was that some guy probably Fugue at this rate, noticed how Y and Jane both had a soldier theme to them, there was also the campfire image with the pair and Beretta posted a few days before this. People naturally took off with this idea, however it quickly became mostly lesbian sex and horny posting.
      That's the reason for it really, people are horny.
      >Short Version: It's because of horny not drama

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I dont think making Y and Jane just "horny" posting is reductive, thats wholesome as well

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What

        I dont think making Y and Jane just "horny" posting is reductive, thats wholesome as well

        said. While there's no doubt a lot of really juicy horny potential for two desperate failgirls coming together, I do think that they both have legitimate chemistry regarding both their characterization & their respective potential for mutual character development

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lmao if hecate has all the experiences in the network that means she can watch her mom inseminate her dad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oh no

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      HOT

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >”I’m real pomni!”

  81. 1 month ago
    Liam Vickers

    As a result of the Jane & Y thing, Beretta has now entered her homophobic arc. You're welcome

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      finally some beretta development, her acting like a teenager all the time is boring

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Anon doesn't understand the concept of a straightman

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t understand the basics of cutting a bagel

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m cumming in this cryptic
    https://files.catbox.moe/kyptlg.png

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oh ok.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        your NEXT

        You are a strange individual Mr ESL Drawgay. Respect, however.

        >implying I can draw
        good joke

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair the drawgay that made that is also an ESL.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            drawbro being an ESL changes nothing, the glory of he’s creations is beyond the void

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, probably around half of the anons that come here are ESLs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are a strange individual Mr ESL Drawgay. Respect, however.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hot

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I went out to take out the trash today
    >Upon opening the bin I found a Disassembly Drone hiding inside
    >His fuzzy pimp jacket covered in the foul brown liquid from the botton of the bin
    >He looked up to me and begged, "Please write me a greentext."
    >I gave him a piercing stare with a solemn expression before dumping a weeks worth of garbage onto him
    So how was your day?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      carrying a league of legends game and my bra-less wife brought me a sandwich (not asked for)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I won’t abandon P. I won’t abandon P’s life. for he’s creators shall never abandon their creation. their children

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if you don’t want P, I’ll take him

        I don't make SD-P, I just found him in my rubbish bin. I also took a leak on him

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why did you put a leek on P?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            something something miku drone

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >feminizing P and making him wear idol clothes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i dont know who that is, sorry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if you don’t want P, I’ll take him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me what you want the green to be about and I'll see if I have any ideas.

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When will you learn all drawgays are ESL

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it matters not to anyone really

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No way it worked, noscope nulltrips let's goooooooo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Nulltrips

      >not archived yet
      Alice WIP in case I miss next thread

      >Antisatantrips
      Looks like all the work and sacrifice might pay off, March 15th happening, Alice will be back

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Had a dream where Uzi was never actually under The Solver's control, she was just manipulated into thinking she was

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OTGW did it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >had a drea-
      no you didnt
      why dont Black folk just post their point without this "dream" set up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so people can't dream about drones now?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I actually did have a dream about getting solver powers once

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Damn Anon you're right, I can't have a dream about a show I have an autistic hyperfixation on and writegay for. How dare I, truly you are the most wise here

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cutting N’s tummy open

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then crawling inside before he regenerates

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >femanon walked up to someone
        >”we are N!”

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gooseworx broke he’s monitor by a accidentally cum shot

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think J appeared in one of my dreams in passing.

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The good old days...are back.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nice skulls

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        V has an under boob, how does the skull even work in this situation

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you know when you grab a bag of sand

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They never left.

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love the little whirring and chirping sounds the drones make when they move or express.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah same, i made sure to have my V tulpa make the same noises

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A SD-V sounds exactly like a cheetah

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          she says that doesn't make sense and i tried to tell her that it is cute and sexy but she didn't agree

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >"That doesn't make sense!"
            >Proceeds to chirp
            She can't win this one

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Trust me, she doesn't make sense, but I love her

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, she is a cutie
                So I'm sorry for saying this, I stole her while you weren't looking

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you can't steal my tulpa silly, she is a fabrication of my mind. also she is merely based on V, not the actual character. I tell her to not compare her with a character often because it can be hard for her.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What is a Tulpa?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oh boy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Better question, wonder what happened with the anon with the Jane Tulpa. I also wonder which is is more okay.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So what the frick did I stole them?
                Wait, this is not a V, she kinda cute too tho

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Literally the only OC in existence without a greentext or personality to my knowledge.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Welp, I think I have work to do, at least one part

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's insanely cute, especially when their expressions change.

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Inspired by >picrel, here's my attempt to build on how Lizzy related to both Beretta & the Post-Canon Good Ending

    >Following the events of the show (and a brief crisis of identity) Lizzy had a subtle, yet nonetheless important, change of heart regarding how she treats her fellow peers
    >Although still a preppy alpha-b***h on the surface, Lizzy stopped taking her popularity for granted and instead started trying to be genuinely nice with her newly revived friends (while even offering the "losers" an earnest attempt at a do-over)
    >This newfound interest in helping drones in order to achieve legitimately popular led Lizzy into following her Dad's footsteps, becoming a teacher just in time for the first Post-Canon generation of Outpost 3 drones to start school
    >The first time Lizzy met Beretta is when the latter enrolled for her first year in school, with her first impression of Uzi & N's (in)famous daughter being summarized as "Shockingly Mundane"
    >As the years went on Lizzy was amongst the first to notice Beretta's flagging reputation amongst the other students, resulting in a number of subtle nudges towards Beretta (and not so subtle nudges towards her parents) in hopes of a course correction
    >By the time Lizzy learned of Beretta's emerging "Solver Stuff" it was already too late which unfortunately resulted in her becoming one of Bugretta's first victims

    Tidbits
    >Lizzy & V are still "besties". Make of that what you will
    >In spite of Lizzy's attempt to patch things up with Uzi the two still don't like one another, albeit because of a legitimate conflict of personalities rather than superficial highschool drama
    >In her spare time Lizzy helps run a volunteer support group for Disassembly Drones struggling with conversion-related trauma
    >Lizzy got better despite being fatally eaten by Bugretta, all thanks to Uzi (reluctantly) pulling her assimilated consciousness out of Beretta & into a spare Worker Drone Chassis

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Beretta’s only friend besides Jane is her teacher
      Beautiful.

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how would we all feel about regular sized enn's and oogi's
      you think people would like their relationship?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Eh.. not as interesting tbh and I bet the fully sized Oogis would be insanely unlikable which gets in the way of their overall cuteness

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There it is!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does anybody know where this artist posts his things? I searched for the name but couldn't find a thing, never saw them outside the threads either, but somebody posts them here sometimes, where is the source of it? I need it these are always toptier Alice

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anyone have any draw requests for the next thread?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Since Bloodplay is back on the menu, how about some awkward SD-I and John action?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fugue drone and Armi drinking tea together

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      william afton using all 7 chaos emeralds to protect N

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Beretta being homophobic towards Jane like that Ruby meme

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      baseball

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jane and Y getting mad playing War games
      That or more bloodplay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      John being found dead

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kys

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that would be john

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Pissed over a John joke
          You alright there Anon? It's a joke about John not being used as much.

          What is a Tulpa?

          Imaginary friend with a title so Cinemaphileners don't look like children

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      J flashing her big breasts.

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The flames in Uzi's room makes me think of Guy Fieri but purple.

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick this robot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i want to frick you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i want to frick you

      I want to frick both of (you)

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So, before this thread expires. Tell me, Anons. Who is your favorite Drone and how would you spend the day with them? Don't be afraid to get naughty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      V

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Last time I got naughty I ended up wiping out an entire Island full of stuffed bears that wouldn't invite me to their parties, so I'll have to decline there. As for my favorite Drone, Maid!V. I would spend the day with her reading books and perhaps watching movies, I wouldn't be afraid to hold her hand.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’m simply afraid of they’re existence, I’m very afraid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      V, I would hug her, snuggle with her, date her, hold her hands and more.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >and more

        like what

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >NTA
          skydiving

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hug her, make her food, talk with her, sleep with her in the same bead, let her have some recreational fun and more

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >This is the last thing Oogis see
            what a way to go
            Imagine V cat playing with you, gently tapping you with her paw over and over, before finally snatching you, the little sadist

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why did I get a boner

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >and more

            like what?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      don’t forget cuteness cube

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can't fug a Cube that's already taken, Anon. Max owns her

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          use a forced an admin exploit

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >”oh we are still trying to repair that host”
    >J was host the solver

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All the DDs are Solver hosts, anon..

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        then why is cyn so special to the solver, solver never care about anything

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ..What the frick are you trying to say?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            all them DD’s in cabin fever labs? solver was controlling them and lost every single time

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cyn was the first host. A zombie drone that rebooted from death and accepted the Solver's offer. Disassembly drones are a different case, Cyn/the Solver assimilated the other Worker Drones in the Elliot Manor such as N, V and J. The Solver then created the disassembly drones using them, all the disassembly drones have a Solver-corrupted core and they all have the Solver dormant inside them.

          Watch the show properly. That might be hard for you since you seem to be an ESL.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >ESL
            come on now give me a break, I haven’t watched MD’s because of MD threads are too addictive

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you even in these threads if you haven't even properly watched the show anon? Go watch it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Go watch it
                I watched it 4 times for every episode

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    break his heart.
    captcha: DWSAD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he’s smile and optimism? [NULLED]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      with a rock

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not archived yet
    Alice WIP in case I miss next thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      at first glance, I always assumed alice was touching herself

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's meant to be holding a honing rod to sharpen the tailknife

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah I can see it… probably

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A quick WIP I've been working on

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