>Femadrone is suffering from balls envy >She goes to gloryholes or behind dumpsters and offers her mouth to human men >She gets on her knees, opens her mouth and begs to be used like a good little drone >She sticks out her grey tongue >Her saliva has a dulling and paralyzing effect >She sucks the men and massages their ballsacks until they're numb and their joints too stiff >Then she strikes >Her flexible and lubricated robo tongue slips down the victim's urethra >It is painful despite the numbing >The tongue stretches the urethra >It twists around a testicle carefully so as to not squash it >The tongue retreats back up her mouth, taking the testicle with it >The spermatic cord is offering resistance >Femanon likes this >It is like when a flower offers a moment of resistance before you cut it >She puts her hands at the base of the penis and pushes while her tongue pulls >The cord snaps >Femadrone swallows the testicle and licks her lips >The man's fear is as delicious as his balls >"It's like I'm eating your future generations! Bye bye kiddies!" >This is so arousing to her >Her mating light lights up >She touches her lubricating adaptor with her vibrating robo fingers as she fallates/castrates her victim >The second ball comes out in an oozing stream of blood with cum mixed in it >Femadrone laughs >"You came balls! Ha ha ha!" >She puts her vibrating finger up the man's ass and stimulates his prostate >"Your dick is ruined! You'll never be able to use it again!" >The sobbing man's butthole clenches >More blood oozes from his destroyed penis >Femadrone keeps at it until he dies from bleeding >"Good boy. Go to sleep now." >She steals his wallet and other valuables and leaves >The homeless will eat the corpse and take care of the evidence
>DON’T happen
One thing that absolutely CANNOT happen and would ruin the show would be a “Cyn/Solver was good all along” twist.
I fricking despise that trope and would be enough to not make me care for a second season. Everything we see points to the Solver being unimaginably evil: >Destroyed humanity and blew up Earth >Caused the drones to go apeshit and kill all humans >Is the reason behind the motivations and actions of the main cast (i.e Uzi? N, V, J and Tessa) by fricking up their life
Yes, you could make the argument that humanity’s hubris (like we saw in Episode 5) also played a major role, but as far as i’m aware testing on drones is not as bad as almost genociding an entire race.
Talking about Tessa, I will be dissapointed if she ends up being a pure human with no solver influence.
too be fair, Cyn is not really the same thing as the solver. the solver took over Cyn and her original personality is seemongly gone. i don't think a "Cyn got revivded and was cured of the Solver" ending wouldn't be so bad as long as the solver itself is still the villain. however, i have no idea how uncorrupted Cyn would come back
J really has a high chance of survival, yes she could still die, they killed her already before, but I doubt that she will die at the end of this season
She won't die for sure, she has been too irelevant yet and was brought back only to barely do anything, she will not die. Except if she is an impostor (works for AS indeed), then I can see her die.
https://i.imgur.com/cczNm0A.png
We're less than 2 weeks away from a new episode. What are some things you hope DON"T happen?
I know what I want, what I don't want is a hard question. Little collateral damage to the labs best probably. Also I want Sentinels to die, which will happen, on the other hand tho they were made by humanity to combat AS, which makes it somewhat of a shame, but their loss doesn't matter in the end, shouldn't have been such dumb robotpitbulls.
Doll making it would be good as well and while her chances were never good the leak pretty much sealed her fate already before it happened. Genuinely fon't know what I'll hope for once she bites the dust.
Also Alice and Yeva screentime
Not even a few posts in and this thread is already shit. Let's hope that changes. What do you mean do something about it? I'm not going to do anything.
I mean what else do you expect from an OP like that? We're bound to attract people to come in here to just call us gays and cause shit, as well as have it encourage all the baitposting and pointless shockposters.
what? i haven’t been mean to anyone (on purpose), but i’m sorry if another anon has, or if something i said earlier came across that way :[
i wish i knew what you were referring to, but i understand if you don’t want to specifically point it out
Hello Friend!
I hope you have a great rest of your day, I will send hugs your way to feel better.
I wish Drones were real, they would be good hug friends.
>Drone wants hugs >Hugs are brief because the mortal coil is keeping you busy with distractions >You are watching the news together >Murders, war, famine, and countries preparing for a Desease X >The drone says it wishes there will be another pandemic because you used to spend a lot of time together and hug for hours
That is sad and cute at the same time, was because of the news and cute because of amount of hugs, hugging for hours sounds calming, Friend.
>Drone wants hugs >Hugs are brief because the mortal coil is keeping you busy with distractions >You are watching the news together >Murders, war, famine, and countries preparing for a Desease X >The drone says it wishes there will be another pandemic because you used to spend a lot of time together and hug for hours
>You have a contract with J entitling her to a measly number of minutes of cudding >She finds the duration unsatisfactory >One day she has an idea because is clever and pretty >She doesn't ask for her cuddles all day >It's bed time >You go to bed >J climbs to bed with you >"What are you doing?" >"It is time for my cuddles, sir." >"Now? Now is not the time." >"Now is the perfect time. It is efficient to alocate active time to work and move breaks to downtime." >You relent because you need your sleep >You sleep with J in your arms >She gets hours of cuddling >"Heh heh heh. Just as planned."
>Higher quality posts
Kek, yeah no, they are about the same quality, take that as you will, but this thread was made first yes, and I dislike the idea of making another thread when one is already made and it has not any mistakes, like calling it the wrong name for an example
then i’m posting this here too cause i didn’t type all that just for a dead thread
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i’m obsessed with N and *literally* love his guts, and have a carnal desire to sense his vital signs - to check his pulse, to hear his heartbeat when i hug him (cause i’m the right height for it), to feel his heart racing when he’s excited, or beating slowly while he’s relaxed, to lay chest-to-chest with him, to feel his slow, steady breathing, to help him take deep breaths when he’s anxious, to press down on his tummy and feel his organs, to put my head against his belly and see if i can hear anything, to stick my hand in his mouth, then down his throat, and keep going, til i can tickle his stomach, to squeeze him and feel his heart beat faster, to cuddle with him and feel his warmth, to see his breath in the cold air, to analyze how fast he’s breathing based on what i can see, to feel his slightly oil-scented, hot breaths on my face after we kiss, to hear his stomach growl when he’s hungry, to take care of him when he’s nauseous, to hold his hair back when he throws up, to hold him tight and nuzzle my neck against his, resting on his shoulder, while he does the same to me, to be his doctor and give him a checkup, to use a stethoscope to check his heart, to have him lie on his back while i press down on various spots on his belly asking him if it hurts, to give him medicine to ease his pain, to bridal carry him when he’s hurt, or exhausted, to treat his injuries, to wrap up his wounds to stop oil from bleeding out, to have him explain his internal organs and anatomy to me in detail, to give him a massage, massage his legs, his chest and shoulders, his tummy, his back, to bring him whatever snacks or drinks he wants, to cook his favorite meals, to feed him a snack while his hands are occupied with a game controller, to wrap him up in a blanket like sushi and put him on the couch and
I think there is a pretty slim chance, it was obvious that we would get plushies for the main team, but for others I doubt
Maybe there will be, maybe they will release a Cyn and Tessa plushies for episode 8, but I doubt it. Yeah I want a Cun and Tessa plushie
>vore
Anon what are you talking about that's a poorly drawn image of J >buh the filename
so? No body outside of regulars would even know what that means. Who pays attention to file names anyways
She lost everything, even her own identity, and if she is lucky she lost her life long ago, because being alive in her state, is just a torture that never ends
3 months ago
Anonymous
No anon bf
3 months ago
Anonymous
I want an anon BF
3 months ago
Anonymous
You'll never take another innocent anon's balls, wretched beast!
3 months ago
Anonymous
anon balls should be draining he’s cum into me!
3 months ago
Anonymous
>tfw anon will never repeatedly cum in me
why even live? sad expression
Hold on, I got what you're looking for.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>tfw anon will never repeatedly cum in me
why even live? sad expression
3 months ago
Anonymous
stop thinking about balls being removed, start thinking about sex instead
3 months ago
Anonymous
she was force to watch fnaf love taste chica
3 months ago
Anonymous
>have motivation to draw stoopid silly shit fo thread >stuck somewhere an have to draw with fingies on fricking pixlr
Cyn is literally me
3 months ago
Anonymous
>sadge
stop thinking about balls being removed, start thinking about sex instead
If cyn seen this lady she'll immediately try to grab the boobs
3 months ago
Anonymous
imagine the taste of the milk
3 months ago
Anonymous
>dubs
Cyn is indeed imagining it.
And also who this character as well because she give off power ranger vibes
3 months ago
Anonymous
she’s sex meme, basically it can be any character you want it be
I mean, who doesn't?
Is is strange that I like Uzi but doesn't care about Pomni?
They're different archetypes, but still, I feel like I should be into her, but I'm just not.
>Doing pistol on pistol that close >Not pulling out a frenzy auto
I love Cyn but she deserves that L. You'd think an autist like her would know the meta, especially since she's in her basement more than the others
>spoiler
can't think of anything but the fan favourites and the obvious pick.
you're talking about one of the loldead drones?
Can't think of one, I really like all drones, even the ones that are made to be disliked, so they are not the worst, depending on what you call the worst
There is no worst drone, all are good, only some are better than others. One could rank but last place shouldn't really get called worst
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, I do not share your opinion, Uzi is not my favorite but I still like her
I don't dislike her all that much, but I feel like she is kinda overpowered and if there are no consequences for her getting god powers than this series will feel incredibly trite.
Uzi sucks but in terms of absolute worse drone no body is on the level of Jobber
This could be true. At least she's gonna do shit this episode it seems.
>overpowered and if there are no consequences for her getting god powers
No consequences? I mean, she is slowly losing control over herself, she doesn't look like she can control the powers very well and it doesn't look like she has too much time before she completely loses it, and I wouldn't call her powers overpowered, since you can't affect solvered subjects, meaning if they fight with the solver she needs to throw things at the solver, and we have seen that the solver can easily just stop that
3 months ago
Anonymous
I hope you are right but only time will tell.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Are we still pretending that Uzi is actually going to lose herself? I feel like corruption is going to be dropped in the next episodes, I mean you can’t exactly have meaningful development if your character is in a coma for half of it. And Uzi is shown to still be abusing her powers give how much she’s using her tail in trailer shots I can’t imagine she’s being careful in other areas.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>I feel like corruption is going to be dropped in the next episodes
I'm worried about this
3 months ago
Anonymous
>I feel like corruption is going to be dropped in the next episodes
If this happens, I'm going to Liam's house and killing him.
3 months ago
Anonymous
you cant kill him if i kill him first
3 months ago
Anonymous
Pretending?, She is losing control over herself, as you can see in the teasers of episode 7, did you forget? Her tail is not a solver power, it's a side effect, like does weird flesh wings, it is a side effect but at the end of the day that's my theory, because most of the things about the solver is theories
And about corrpution being dropped, you can see it's not, just look at the teasers
3 months ago
Anonymous
(me)
Fricking spelling mistakes, I forgot to fix those
3 months ago
Anonymous
I agree with you
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I don't dislike her all that much, but I feel like she is kinda overpowered and if there are no consequences for her getting god powers than this series will feel incredibly trite.
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This could be true. At least she's gonna do shit this episode it seems.
The entire premise of using AbsoluteSolver is gradual corruption. We literally watch Uzi gradually deteriorate throughout the show, what the frick are you talking about? Are you complaining just because she's the protagonist and thus we expect her to eventually overcome the challenge presented by the plot? As long as the journey through to the protagonist prevailing is good, who the frick cares if the big bad (that being the Solver) is eventually defeated? That's not the concept of the Solver slowly killing and corrupting the host being "dropped" what the frick lmao.
Basically, what even is this post? The entire tone presented by preceding episodes, and now especially this one, presents the idea that Uzi is bound for (even more) suffering and struggle. I can't tell if you're genuinely blind or complaining just to complain.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Nta, I mean, complaining just to complain is kind of funny, it helps me de-stress funny enough
3 months ago
Anonymous
not sure man i just feel like we're gonna get some deus ex machina bullshit ending but i'm just pessimistic
3 months ago
Anonymous
NTA, being pessimistic is not necessarily bad, but it doesn't help you a lot and it is actually bad if you are extremely pessimistic, always thinking in the worst possible outcome will drain you mentally, I recommend you to not be like that, having a little hope at least actually helps
3 months ago
Anonymous
This tbh, I mean they haven’t really set up any possible way to solve this (pun intended). So they either pull something completely out their ass in episode 8 or they come through and kill Uzi, which they obviously won’t do. I’m giving 90% bullshit ending 10% Uzi dies and punished N ending.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Where is the percentage of they managed to escape without killing the solver and there will be a second season?
3 months ago
Anonymous
How’s ADC doing again?
3 months ago
Anonymous
You realise TADC was confirmed by Gooseworx, even after the Pilot blew up massively, to be a single season of 8 episodes right? After that it's done. You're acting like Glitch won't be free for a second season of MD in another year's time, depending on whatever's going on with that Gaslight District thing.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Why does that affect it? Are you trying to say just because they have a famous series in the waiting they will not try to continue other stories?
A second season will not necessarily drop the instance season one ends, if there is a second season, knowing the next animations of glitch, it's going to be a long time before they can continue it, like around three years
3 months ago
Anonymous
The entire premise of DDs is that they needed to kill and eat oil to not overheat and we all saw what happened to that, they won’t get rid of corruption completely but I doubt it will play that big of a part in the finale for more character moments
Aka less Cyn more Uzi
3 months ago
Anonymous
The entire premise of DDs eating is because they are Solver hosts, the Absolute Solver induces the effects in which a host will overheat and shit if they do not eat other drones. This is shown THROUGHOUT the show, it's not just a plot point relegated to the DDs themselves. It connects throughout the show, like with Doll's kitchen showing us that Doll was killing and eating Worker Drones and the entirety of Episode 4 showing us what happens when a Solver host doesn't eat enough through Uzi.
I genuinely don't understand what you are trying to say, what about this show at all makes you think that the prumary mechanism of the Solver's influence is going to be "dropped"? Just because we don't see the DDs eat anymore? We don't NEED to see them eat, the show has literally shown us how DDs (and Solver hosts in general) work multiple times.
Like seriously just look at the Episode 7 teaser we JUST got. How the frick can you watch that and then type out your post unironically? What are you even talking about?
3 months ago
Anonymous
anon is bringing up DDs eating because they are in fact a desperate femanon, they NEED to see N eating a worker drone alive and licking up oil like it's crack getting injected straight into their veins.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Very easily because no where in that clip even hints that Uzi would fall to further corruption for a majority of it, maybe at the exact end. Any corruption from this point will be light at best, we will never see something like episode 4 Uzi for instance. I hope we can temper our expectations now before we blow up when episode 7 doesn’t live up to 6 months of anticipation
3 months ago
Anonymous
Motherfricker we WATCH Uzi get completely taken over by the Solver at multiple points in Episode 6, Episode 7 has multiple shots of Uzi being possessed and the Episode 7 from Teaser shows us the same thing with Uzi breaking N's hand. You're trolling or you're incredibly fricking moronic.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Anon, it is not necessary to insult other anon, even if they are wrong in your eyes, and multiple eyes too, it's just going to help them feel like they are right or in cases of baiting, baiting a reaction they want
3 months ago
Anonymous
it's obviously bait, but agreed.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I don't like to call posts bait, seems like a bad option, I always try to have a calm and collected debate, and if I find myself in an impasse with another anon, I just stop since where are not going to convince each other
3 months ago
Anonymous
(me)
I hate making spelling mistakes, here everyone, a drone to heal that
3 months ago
Anonymous
This is the based level-headed attitude we should all strive to achieve
3 months ago
Anonymous
>multiple shots
We have her crushing Ns hand and that’s it. I’m not saying corruption is impossible to make some comebacks, that it’s not going to be the big plot point people want it to be. I’m sure the solver will make little teehees like using Uzi to crush N’s hand but a majority of this will be Uzi discovering shit, fighting doll, talking to Nori, etc. there’s no way you can believe Uzi will be corrupted that much this episode AND they’ll have the time to do all the things they’re setting up for this episode. We have 40 minutes maybe left of MD content total, try to think what they can possibly fit in all that considering they have to meaningfully end the stories of a ton of characters AND fight a god.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Uzi losing control in Episode 4 >Uzi being directly possessed by the Solver multiple times in Episode 6, her condition very visibly worsening throughout >In the same episode, Tessa establishing that she believes N has to put Uzi down for the good of everyone due to her condition before she's "not herself anymore". >Episode 7 teasers very heavily establishing this exact same tone >Leaked merch for Episode 7, specifically the Uzi stand, having shit like "A hapless drone, host to an eternal entity - will she succumb, or will she ascend?"
Yeah, no. You're literally wrong and we haven't even seen the episode yet. Everything points to the exact opposite of what you are trying to say, Uzi's state is worsening and a big part of the plot is pointing to how they are going to deal with Uzi falling under the thrall of the Absolute Solver.
3 months ago
Anonymous
nta, I wonder if she is going to die, I don't think so but it would be a somewhat unexpected twist
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Very easily because no where in that clip even hints that Uzi would fall to further corruption for a majority of it >I hope we can temper our expectations now before we blow up when episode 7 doesn’t live up to 6 months of anticipation
oh right, okay. you're definitely baiting lol.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I don’t see the problem in saying it’s not impossible episode 7 can’t possibly live up to the weight of 6 months of extreme anticipation and crazy shit I’ve seen this thread think will happen in these two episodes. It’s best to temper expectations now in the two weeks we have left
Can't think of one, I really like all drones, even the ones that are made to be disliked, so they are not the worst, depending on what you call the worst
I believe in a season2, ofc it is not planned (out) yet, but there is more than enough to explore in the world of MD, not to forget surviving character relationships and developments as well as new ones.
It's not even impossible logistically, course episode take time to make, but remember we don't even know yet how long 7 and 8 will be and 6 had vastly improved looks over 5 already, so it's not just because of details. TADC is limited to one season already and MD might change significantly meaningwise depending on how episode 7 does, after all it's the first episode to release since the tadc fandom came.
Yeah scope will be expanded but hopefully still character centered and in feel similiar enough to season 1.
Idk man, I'm pessimistic. I feel that Glitch is the new Rooster Teeth and will go down the same path, that Liam will run out of ideas or will screw up professionally, that a season 2 will be years from now and everyone involved irl will have changed, and that even episodes 7 and 8 might be duds.
(me)
I hate making spelling mistakes, here everyone, a drone to heal that
>Your beloved drone gets flashed by a sentinel >You hug it until it comes back online >It smiles at you >"I knew you'd keep me safe!"
>underage ESLs start posting in the thread >suddenly starts trying to post oogi shit >the entirety of the thread before was relatively normal
I'm not the only one seeing this shit right? Like, is it generally the same individual(s) instigating the random Oogi spam to try and derail threads? The Oogi stuff was cute and funny before when it was an actual occassional joke, but a lot of it is EXTREMELY forced now and usually kicks off when the same anon(s) enter the thread.
>6 had vastly improved looks over 5 already
You're going to have to point out some examples for me. I am probably biased but I think episode 5 was the peak of quality so far.
i like that but i think we could delve into slice of life backstories with other characters like Doll and Khan. would be nice to see what their lives were like before the events of the show. as for new characters, i would like to see how the Solver infection went down on other exoplanets. several months ago, somebody said a good premise would be humans and drones teaming up to fight the Solver and i would have to agree with them
We know that the Solver is a good in manipulation, but I really don't think what you said it's what is really going on, can't think of a lot to help that theory, at least is a funny theory
>post opinion : BAIT BAIT ITS BAIT >Oogis get posted : DERAILMENT ITS A PLAN, CONSPIRACY AAAA
when did these threads get so schizo, soon enough someone will say a drawanon is actually behind all this and we get to do that again.
You have to be 18 to post on Cinemaphile
Also get a new script you posted this exact same thing already
>make schizo post >get called schizo >no I just want to talk about the show haha actually you’re all just samegayging
You’re so fake, and you glow like irradiated shit.
cmon, it’s so obvious the oogi stuff is being forced. Even if you aren’t a troll its so obvious that even the newest of newbies can see its bait.
You have to be 18 to post on Cinemaphile
Also get a new script you posted this exact same thing already
This guy is 100% one of the people pushing this. It reeks of it
Anon I'm pretty sure most of those posts you just replied to are the same individual, don't even bother. Notice how the thread was relatively normal until this guy showed up and immediately started up with this shit to derail the thread and accusing people of being schizos?
>underage ESLs start posting in the thread >suddenly starts trying to post oogi shit >the entirety of the thread before was relatively normal
I'm not the only one seeing this shit right? Like, is it generally the same individual(s) instigating the random Oogi spam to try and derail threads? The Oogi stuff was cute and funny before when it was an actual occassional joke, but a lot of it is EXTREMELY forced now and usually kicks off when the same anon(s) enter the thread.
>there was tons of oogie posting last thread
but why?
like
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said, so much of the discussion is dedicated to them that it’s unnatural. Im not saying it’s a big conspiracy or anything, but just one falseflagger fricking up the threads
>but why?
Because people like talking about Oogis?
How hard is that for you to understand, or do you genuinely believe 90% of oogi posting is carried by one guy who wants to ruin our good threads, or people just like something you don’t
>do you genuienly believe 90% of oogi posting is carried by one guy
I don’t know why i’m bothering responding, but I don’t think it’s one guy doing this. Maybe the threads actually love this and i’m the outlier since suddendly everyone is talking about them.
The biggest reason I think this is a flaseflag is because of how hostile the “anons” get when they say they don’t like oogi’s
They got hostile because everytime someone says they don't like Oogis they immediately make that the entire thread, just insulting and talking shit about Oogis. At this point we're basically paranoid as frick and suspect anyone and and everyone of being a falseflagging piece of shit. I know this because I genuinely love the Oogi stuff and occasionally write a few greens and ideas for it, while also still talking about the show
>post opinion : BAIT BAIT ITS BAIT >Oogis get posted : DERAILMENT ITS A PLAN, CONSPIRACY AAAA
when did these threads get so schizo, soon enough someone will say a drawanon is actually behind all this and we get to do that again.
Just report the obvious spam as offtopic. Some of the Oogi-related posts are genuine, just anons having fun. Other posts are very clearly some homosexual trying to derail threads and make it look bad. For example
with your wiener
randomly coming into the thread, announcing to post oogi stuff and then posting uncensored NSFW not even spoilered. Not trying to be a puritan or anything with that point or anything, but the intent is extremely blatant especially with how suddenly these kind of posts show up because it's the same anons every time.
Just report the obvious spam as offtopic. Some of the Oogi-related posts are genuine, just anons having fun. Other posts are very clearly some homosexual trying to derail threads and make it look bad. For example
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randomly coming into the thread, announcing to post oogi stuff and then posting uncensored NSFW not even spoilered. Not trying to be a puritan or anything with that point or anything, but the intent is extremely blatant especially with how suddenly these kind of posts show up because it's the same anons every time.
(me)
You can also notice the massive amount of samegayging, hope that's clear to everyone else. I think the best thing to do is just not engage and keep just keep trying to talk about the show.
At this point it's very obviously (mostly) the same anon when he constantly starts calling everyone schizos / being from /trash/ or something whenever the spam gets brought up.
I find it funny how some time ago the jannies kept deleting any greentexts in MD threads, especially ones about Jane because they were "offtopic" but they let this spam slide kek
>make schizo post >get called schizo >no I just want to talk about the show haha actually you’re all just samegayging
You’re so fake, and you glow like irradiated shit.
yep. the anon above you who keeps calling others schizo is the same guy.
What would make this funnier would be if he is actually being serious and is one giga-autist who got hyperfixated on oogies
Liam Vickers' purpose is producing waifus, he's just based like that.
yep. the anon above you who keeps calling others schizo is the same guy.
What would make this funnier would be if he is actually being serious and is one giga-autist who got hyperfixated on oogies
I dunno, this kind of stinks now. Just looking at how suddenly this started up in this thread definitely makes me feel like the Oogi-posting is some kind of falseflag. Whenever an anon posts about how weird it looks there is immediate samegayging calling them a schizo / a certain anon / etc.
Seems to me like someone overly dedicated to trying to ruin MD threads. It's extremely strange how this guy tries to make it seem like anyone bringing it up is actually "the guy" trying to thread derail, as if wanting to talk about the show is a bad position to take.
It's pretty clear what's up, just hide the spam / schizoposting and post what you want to talk about. Giving the Oogischizo attention is precisely what he wants, look how suddenly he shit up this thread when he started posting the moment abyone brought up how forced and falseflag-y the oogi posting looks.
i was an SMG4 fan for years prior to MD's existence. i stopped watching the regular bloopers but MD and TADC are great. that stupid sm64 shitpost channel is the reason i am here right now
i don't think the usage of gmod is the problem
gmod usage dates as far back as scatman's revenge which was made in 2011
the real reason is feels like it panders to little kids is because the humor itself became more and more censored over time. they don't make rape jokes anymore and mario doesn't get naked and hump spaghetti anymore
i guess to be fair to luke and kevin, youtube are nazis about what content can be monetized on their site so i guess it isn't exactly their fault
monetization on youtube was a mistake
I dunno, this kind of stinks now. Just looking at how suddenly this started up in this thread definitely makes me feel like the Oogi-posting is some kind of falseflag. Whenever an anon posts about how weird it looks there is immediate samegayging calling them a schizo / a certain anon / etc.
Seems to me like someone overly dedicated to trying to ruin MD threads. It's extremely strange how this guy tries to make it seem like anyone bringing it up is actually "the guy" trying to thread derail, as if wanting to talk about the show is a bad position to take.
1. Oogis in general are not a falseflag
2. There are however thread shitters that take advantage of popular things to cause shit, Oogi's just happen to be one of them
3. They're easy to spot because they're the only ones posting vore shit and going on rants about how it's a ""fetish""
Anon the only person ruining this thread is you. You’ve derailed and ruined this threads mood more then any Oogi posting could ever have because you’re paranoid. How does Oogi posting even ruin threads, it’s on topic harmless fun
oy, what are you talking about schizo? This talk about oogi’s is 100% bonafied real. Anyone who disagrees is delusional and is very obviously a newbie who can’t appreciate this high quality discussion.
As
boxo shit was way worse
said, we’ve had much worse spam, such as Boxo who appeared in one thread, got one piece of fanart from fugueanon and then reappears once every blue moon
Okay so I'm a bit confused on something here involving the shows lore. Can other people see what the Solver witch stuff looks like or is it purely a visual representation for the viewers? I may need to rewatch
I think Cyn is fricking dead. I genuinely think that once the host gets to the point Cyn was at, they're just gone. Of course there's the chance they will pull a whole "Cyn is somewhere in there inside the Solver" but I highly doubt it with Liam. I don't think it's really the sort of thing he'd do.
Yeah, she is completely dead and gone, there is no way she will be alive still
The most I think he will do, that I think it will not happen, is her giving her last words and then dying
I still think Cyn is the host of the solver for now and Uzi will take it from her for a potential season 2. Imagine how kino it would be if solver puppets were voiced by a fricked up Uzi from now on,
Even if Cyn is there somewhere, I doubt she can ever be freed from the Solver's grasp. If she ever helps Uzi banish the AS, Cyn will probably end up in a No Mouth, Must Scream scenario in the AS's home dimension.
It would be pretty funny if Liam killed Uzi off/made her the villain and brought back Cyn because people dislike one and love the other. Perhaps they could enter the Solver's realm or body through the church and retrieve her.
>because people dislike one and love the other.
I don't think that's true, a lot of people generally like Uzi. So it's more like lots of people like both.
Also I find posts like this funny, because everything we've seen of Cyn so far hasn't even really been Cyn, but the Solver puppeting Cyn. So you're basically saying how people like the Solver here kek.
The Solver is truly a mastermind, it knew people wouldn't care about its horrific actions as long as its host is a cute little maid. Absolutely terrifying intelligence.
>Cyn is ''revived'', it's just her corpse being manipulated by the Solver > Uzi and Doll are possessed >Tessa reveals that she was working for the Solver all along with J >Solverpede V appears >Everyone starts laughing at N, telling him that he didn't save anyone and how he helped set up the Singularity.
It would be kino >N starts laughing with them >One by one they stop just to see him >Only N the one who still laughs as he prepares to take down everyone in the room
>I asked the same thing half a year ago
Seems really bad, I don't think she can leave the Solver ever, that is if she even still exists. Cyn's everything is gone except maybe some conciousness backup existing within the Solver, but that's not going anywhere. Every other dead drone on Copper-9 has better chances of coming back, really everything is better than Solver meddling.
>Solver has lost its powers >Doesn't know about the real Bugretta
Yeah sure...just don't kick and scream when you're cocooned and drained of your blood
3 months ago
Anonymous
2edgy5me
3 months ago
Anonymous
Speaking of that, what do we actually call Solver!Beretta now? It looks like the name was hijacked
2edgy5me
As if you're not the edgy one
3 months ago
Anonymous
anon this is a murder drones thread, everyone here is an edgelord
3 months ago
Anonymous
I think "Solver Beretta" is an appropriate enough name
>Solver has lost its powers >Doesn't know about the real Bugretta
Yeah sure...just don't kick and scream when you're cocooned and drained of your blood
I cannot allow any of this to happen, you cannot stop me
Then there's this guy that believes that somehow we're like horse show
[...]
>Cyn is ''revived'', it's just her corpse being manipulated by the Solver > Uzi and Doll are possessed >Tessa reveals that she was working for the Solver all along with J >Solverpede V appears >Everyone starts laughing at N, telling him that he didn't save anyone and how he helped set up the Singularity.
Boy am I glad none of you are Liam Vickers or write for him
Yeah it's actually fricking obnoxious how when Murder Drones spreads outside of these threads it's almost always by some idiot that can't help but make us look like a bunch of homosexuals
Is schizo anon really lmfao?! Kwab, show it
It's somewhat of old news but check out the robots thread
>Robots thread
Looked and it’s the exact same typing style. What kind of autism drives a man to try to derail not one but two threads. What about Oogis causes so much seething? Are they too cute for this cruel world…
To be fair, the Solver makes death a sort of finnicky concept in MD. Especially with the concept of "backups", Solverpedes, the Solver literally putting hosts back together, etc.
Something is definitely going to happen regarding V becoming a Solverpede and Uzi being her (as well as N's) administrator.
Honestly looking at the time he posted it, it's probably a good idea to ignore his shit in that thread. Don't want to bother the people that just want to discuss their taste in robots in peace.
Honestly, what the frick is Uzi complaining about? She's so ungrateful, how dare she refuse such a gift. She gets to live with her loved one in the Solver's eternal embrace, forever.
>Honestly what the frick is Uzi complaining about?
Oh you know. Death of her mom, end of the universe, being possessed by robo-satan.
Oh and she hasn't gotten laid yet.
It's obvious that it's different from John you idiot
3 months ago
Anonymous
moronic or delusional
Call it
3 months ago
Anonymous
whats the most you ever lost in a schizotoss?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>this behind on lore
Wewing at this trashgay
3 months ago
Anonymous
What are you talking about moron kun? Can you try explaining
3 months ago
Anonymous
John isn't one of the drones dumbass
3 months ago
Anonymous
You dumb, underaged Black person. The joke
What are you talking about? That's clearly a normal drone, anon. You should get your optical sensors checked.
obviously made is in regards that he's (poorly) disguised as a drone. have a nice day you stupid homosexual.
3 months ago
Anonymous
But John isn't a drone? Stop replying trashhomosexual
3 months ago
Anonymous
Oh, frick you're trolling. Okay I'm moronic, should have noticed that.
3 months ago
Anonymous
3 months ago
Anonymous
DAMN TWIN BRATS. NEED CORRECTION!
3 months ago
Anonymous
Correct them by cancelling all of your TV subscriptions and putting parental blocks onto your computer so that they can't watch Friends, watch them as they go into depression because they can't get their daily fix of Friends
>Jane is chasing SD-I again >When suddenly, from out of the grace of God himself... >"Make way for the homosexual Superior!" >The shattering of Jane's ribcage is enough to deter her assault, the wounded animal scuttling away to the Beretta cave to tend to her injuries. >Awe overcomes the disassembler's face, faint yellow dusting his visor as the flamboyant stranger lends his hand to help I to his feet. >"W-who...who are you?" >A plasteel hand is gently held by firm but careful skin. >"Tim. Tim the homosexual Sapien" >Like lightning flashing in dark skies of an ephemeral night, he leaves as quickly as he came. >A single former damsel in distress gawking at the spot where the mysterious human's hand had touched his. >It was almost mystical. Pure fantasy. >It was love at first sight.
>And then Jane woke up from her terrible nightmare.
Truly, it is an anomaly. Too bad it was a shitty anomaly.
Also that was the second most gay thing I've written in a greentext.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>second most gay thing
Are you the one that wrote the Male!Cyn making Anon gay with drinks green?
3 months ago
Anonymous
No. But I did do a Male!Cyn greentext once
3 months ago
Anonymous
Share it, now
3 months ago
Anonymous
I must warn you anon, I had no idea what I was doing at the time or what possessed me to write this. Also ignore the glaring naming error at the end
https://files.catbox.moe/tcivoj.png >captcha: RNGY
RNG Y
A random chance of Y.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Oh is this one, yeah I read it when you wrote it.
It was a nice read.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I guess. Still kinda sucks but then again I haven't reread any of the stuff I've done.
that greentext? male!cyn twisted mind
Yes, that one. Things got a little silly in the basement that evening.
why did male!cyn write this?
Why *wouldn't* he write something like that anon? You just don't get the AS' plans. >captcha: TOSS
OH BOY TIEM TO TOSS S
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Toss S
Don't you fricking dare to toss the best character to ever grace this Earth
3 months ago
Anonymous
FAKER
I got my own plans, it’s buff woman are sexy
I'm sorry but I do not share your enthusiasm for musclehomosexualry. You do you though.
male on male sex with male!cyn, I just wanna be gay with him
I mean this in the nicest way possible anon:
homosexual.
3 months ago
Anonymous
not like over the top buff woman, that looks weird
3 months ago
Anonymous
S is perfect for uppis, she is quite remarkable
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Pic
Do we have a version for the canon characters?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Sort of.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I got my own plans, it’s buff woman are sexy
3 months ago
Anonymous
male on male sex with male!cyn, I just wanna be gay with him
There was a post about giving SD-I more personality and I suggested that he likes poems, origami, and nature documentaries. I have an outline for a short green of it but the worms are dead and fleeing my brain.
>You arrive in front of the door to Alex’s residence at the time he told you >Walking through the halls of the outpost is nerve-wrecking to you >As always, there were drones everywhere which made your skin crawl >Luckily they didn’t pay you any attention thanks to your disguise >You honestly STILL have no idea how is this shitty disguise of yours is fooling them, it’s just some black paint around your eyes and some black and silver striped stockings >As long as it works, its okay in your opinion. You have no idea what will happen if the drones find out you’re human. Well, Alex told you they knew he was human and they were okay with that but you still didn’t want them to know >God forbid if Uzi Doorman, Beretta’s mother and de-facto leader of the bunker, finds out you were human AND are hanging out with her daughter >Since that little incident you had with Alex over at the indoor greenhouse, the two of you reconciled your animosity towards each other and hang out from time to time >Some of the stories he told you is about how Uzi was heckling him for dating her daughter >The Thanksgiving story was just sad, Beretta was very upset about the whole deal >Honestly, it feels nice talking with someone who you consider a friend for a long time >You press the ringbell and wait a moment >… >Nothing >You press it again >After a few moments you hear footsteps from behind the door
>”Just a moment!” You hear Alex say as you hear the lock clicking and the door opening
>”Hey Juno!” Alex says the moment he sees you >You glare at him as to tell him ‘do not use my real name’
>Alex immediately drops the smile. “Yeah, right. Sorry.” His smile them comes back as he steps away from the door and motions for you to get inside. “After you.”
>You step inside and he shuts the door behind you >As you turn around, you take a look at the outfit he’s got >He’s wearing jungle camo fatigues, almost similar to the ones you remember back in the Colonial Marines
“What’s with the fatigues?” You ask him
>”Oh, these?” He looks down at himself “I wanted to keep with the military theme, you know, since it’s airsoft. We’re just getting ready in the living room.”
>He motions for you to follow him >You follow him inside the living room and immediately notice a few things >One – on the table, there are some guns, airsoft of course, along with magazines, BB ball tubes and these small CO2 cartridges. Some of the magazines look loaded and some do not. And two – Beretta’s there and what she’s wearing is…comical to say the least >She’s wearing an Imperial Stormtrooper costume except its not the whole costume, just the chest piece and helmet and they’re large for her, even her long hair is sticking out from underneath the helmet
>She immediately turns around just as the two of you enter and points a Sterling replica at him
>”Freeze, rebel scum!” She says just as the helmet tilts forward and blocks her vision. “Damn.” She relaxes her aim and takes off her helmet
>Right, she did tell you how that she loves Star Wars >You learned that by incident when she asked you what did humans used to watch, once you mentioned Star Wars, she wouldn’t shut up about it for at least an hour
>”What did I tell you about pointing guns at someone?” Alex sternly asks her
>”Oh, come on, babe. It’s just some…small plastic balls, they wouldn’t do harm to anyone.” Beretta pouts
>”And these ‘small plastic balls’ can do harm if they hit you somewhere where they’re not supposed to. I told you, never point a gun at someone unless you’re gonna fire, unloaded or not.”
>Beretta looks down at the floor in shame for a moment before noticing you
>”What’s she doing here? Are you here for the airsoft match too?” She asks you
“Yeah, Alex convinced me to. I just didn’t feel like sitting in my hideout all the time.”
>Beretta jumps with glee “Yes! Yes! Now I know we’re gonna beat everyone!”
>Alex raises an eyebrow “How can you be sure?”
>She points at the two of you “You two are ex-soldiers, right? That’s how I know we’re gonna win!”
>Alex chuckles as he rubs his chin “Yeah, right, but you never know though. We might as well just loose, you know?”
>Beretta waves her hand dismissively “Pffft, like hell.”
>Alex turns around to you and directs your attention towards a pair of folded fatigues and a plate carrier which seems to already be loaded with plates on the couch with boots on the floor sitting next to them
>“I think those fatigues should fit you and you should wear them because like hell am I gonna let you go walk around airsofting in this…cheerleader outfit.”
>Well, he does make a point. Airsoft BBs hurt and it just doesn’t feel appropriate walking around with a gun in a cheerleader outfit >You walk over and grab the fatigues and carrier under your arm and the boots in your hand
“Where’d the drones find these anyways?” You ask Alex
>”Well, from the outside. I help out the WDF with expeditions for resources when they go out from time to time. This one time we stumbled upon an indoor airsoft arena in the city along with the guns over there…” He points to the guns on the table “…and decided ‘Hey, why don’t we just bring them with us? Maybe even organize an airsoft match of our own?’ and the rest is history. Anyways, you can go change in my room, it’s to the right at the end of the hallway, the left door. Then come back and help us load the guns, okay?”
>You nod as you head outside the living room and towards his room >You open the door and enter his room >You notice the posters he has on the walls. All of them are from either the late 20th or 21st century, along with a computer desk. He always told you that stuff from that period was the pinnacle of human culture and that everything else was very mediocre >Guess some things never change, just like Alex’s tastes in movies, music and even video games >Well anyways, time to get changed, you’re gonna have some fun. You hope.
yeah
I don't like being around people so i'm fine with having no friends and having a weird and edgy sense of humor
I do everything i can to be alone for long periods of time
I've walked as much 38 kilometers in one day just for the sake of spending time by myself and i do this on a bi weekly basis
But Uzi is a jerk towards people even when they are being nice or neutral towards her. Are you okay with hurting people who have done you nothing or want to be good to you?
okay, something i didn't think that i should specify, no, i don't act like a jerk to random stangers regardless of how they act. Although i do get annoyed when somebody approaches me with small talk, i just do my best to hide that i'm annoyed
3 months ago
Anonymous
Based on your words the only thing you have in common with Uzi is a crush on N. Are you the anon who draws on a phone?
3 months ago
Anonymous
here's the things i have in common with uzi aside from being a friendless loser >wearing hoodies >being a weeb >pirating >sort of don't get along with my parents, maybe not to the same extent as Uzi though >leaving the house in the middle of the night to go for a walk (albeit in Uzi's case it was to kill the DDs whereas in my case it's just incel walking)
and no i don't have a crush on N nor do i draw on a phone. I draw on paper
3 months ago
Anonymous
>a friendless loser
I feel like this describes everyone that uses this site, kek.
Is Uzi /ourgal/?
I remember someone asking this a long time ago, I wrote a green but sadly for him it didn't have any milking of SD U-U, SD U-U was milking anon but that is not the same I tried to do it but I didn't like how I wrote it so I deleted it
>"The Uzi performs a display of dominance, attempting to make herself seem larger and more threatening." >"...It's not particularly effective. This, however, does not dissuade the Uzi."
>"The Uzi performs a display of dominance, attempting to make herself seem larger and more threatening." >"...It's not particularly effective. This, however, does not dissuade the Uzi."
Do Oogis ever try and scare off predators in a similar way
This is just cope from Beretta fans, I'm sorry sweetie but you're going to just have to deal with the fact that season 3 is going to be a Cyberpunk-esque story dealing with the failures of man and the rise of industry along with it's consequences
Honestly Commander Dred'fal and his undying patriotism for the Thrak Empire. It was honestly pretty fricking cool how they blended Spaniards with Cyberpunk
I'll de disappointed if we don't get a scene of Khan mourning the loss of his daughter and the entire outpost being destroyed by the Solver, but i assume that won't come until episode 8
I am a fan of big buffy guys and himbos, but N looking like this... It makes me scared, not in a good way. I like him as a twink-ish himbo
Some things don't mix well together
Hyper buff N is one of them
Speaking of Oogis the cutest things last thread where the Cheap Dragon costumed Bugretta and the one that shoots bullets, as well as the Cyberpunk one in sunglasses
>be me >regular worker drone >disassembly drones arrive on my planet >get isolated outside >catch one of the disassembly drones bent over >dat backplate >frick it, might as well give it a shot >"Damn girl, you exhaust with that ass?" >frick, I screwed up >immediately fall to my knees, robo-spaghetti flowing >so much second-hand embarrassment she doesn't even kill me, she just leaves
>"Alright, you two know the drill, when your number is called, step forward and repeat the phrase you've been given, understand." >"Number one, step forward." >"H-hand me the keybug, you fu-freaking wiener s-sucker." >"Number two, step forward." >"GIVE ME THE FRICKING KEYBUG YOU wiener SUCKER V-KILLALALALAA-"
>"drill" >For some reason image the main group as the Payday 2 gang >Imagine V saying "WORK YOU PIECE OF SHIT DRILL"
I swear to god my brain is weird, and that drill fricked my head so badly and cloakers too
Also it is funny to imagine the main gang being bank robbers
sadly the voice acting game show didnt end up being that funny. the actors werent terribly good at thinking on their feet, the prompts werent very creative, and they all talked over each other and everything became sort of muddled.
sadly the voice acting game show didnt end up being that funny. the actors werent terribly good at thinking on their feet, the prompts werent very creative, and they all talked over each other and everything became sort of muddled.
Lighten up ESLs, it was cute.
3 months ago
Anonymous
i am an esl teacher
3 months ago
Anonymous
Not ESL I just accidentally put an E at the end of Improv, shouldn't have left a banana next to it
3 months ago
Anonymous
oh i thought by "improve" you meant the animation being an "improvement" or something
3 months ago
Anonymous
Silly anon, keep your bananas in your pants or the local E will always find it.
3 months ago
Anonymous
She’s always watching, Anon. Always watching.
3 months ago
Anonymous
E will forcefully take that banana
3 months ago
Anonymous
not even a “can I have that banana plz?” E really is a psychopath >captcha K4KH
3 months ago
Anonymous
I like to think she does ask and really cares about consent Unless she has withdrawal symptoms
3 months ago
Anonymous
>spoil
E can still say thank you afterwards, not even the solver is stopping her
>oogie sits smugly with its stubby little arms crossed, confident its reasoning is sound. >albino oogie is not happy and pushes the regular oogie off the table, sending it falling to its doom. >you have to clean up the black splotch on the floor.
>Albino oogie copes and seethes. >Alot. Like a lot. Her pale faceplate is actually turning redder than a tomato with how much pouting she does. >You swear you can see smoke pouring out from underneath that little hat of hers. >She seethes so much that her whole body practically bulges with anger. >Oh wait her whole body *is* bulging. >The albino oogie pops like a party balloon in a shower of confetti and sprockets.
>While sitting on a park bench you spot a small creature approaching you >It's a wild Enn! >In its tiny hands it brings you a singular berry >It appears its attempting to propose
What do?
No. That would spoil the underwhelming surprise.
Or something. I don't know. I haven't figured it all out yet. Something something worker drone hiding in a box
Next 2weeks can bring greatness or endless suffering for me MD wise, it can go great but worst case it would be so damn over. Perhaps the most important two weeks since I'm here at all, specifically the first days after 7 comes out. God help us
anyone wanna provide me a screenshot of N standing up straight, facing the front? i wanna draw an x-ray over him
I hope the Sentinels aren't just forgotten after they inevitably job to the Solver.
3rd for berettabuse
starting off strong with the OP, I see
He's breached containment
I am going to put an Oogi in between those buns
Welcome to Boogir King, a subsidiary of JCJenson in Spaaaaace, how can I take your order?
Abble slices pleez.
we dont serve that here
we dont serve that here either
i’ll have
>two number 9s
>a number 9 large
>a number six with extra dip
>a number 7
>two number 45’s (one with cheese
>and a large soda
The voregays are getting bolder, I see. I prescribe kys, to be taken immediately
>Femadrone is suffering from balls envy
>She goes to gloryholes or behind dumpsters and offers her mouth to human men
>She gets on her knees, opens her mouth and begs to be used like a good little drone
>She sticks out her grey tongue
>Her saliva has a dulling and paralyzing effect
>She sucks the men and massages their ballsacks until they're numb and their joints too stiff
>Then she strikes
>Her flexible and lubricated robo tongue slips down the victim's urethra
>It is painful despite the numbing
>The tongue stretches the urethra
>It twists around a testicle carefully so as to not squash it
>The tongue retreats back up her mouth, taking the testicle with it
>The spermatic cord is offering resistance
>Femanon likes this
>It is like when a flower offers a moment of resistance before you cut it
>She puts her hands at the base of the penis and pushes while her tongue pulls
>The cord snaps
>Femadrone swallows the testicle and licks her lips
>The man's fear is as delicious as his balls
>"It's like I'm eating your future generations! Bye bye kiddies!"
>This is so arousing to her
>Her mating light lights up
>She touches her lubricating adaptor with her vibrating robo fingers as she fallates/castrates her victim
>The second ball comes out in an oozing stream of blood with cum mixed in it
>Femadrone laughs
>"You came balls! Ha ha ha!"
>She puts her vibrating finger up the man's ass and stimulates his prostate
>"Your dick is ruined! You'll never be able to use it again!"
>The sobbing man's butthole clenches
>More blood oozes from his destroyed penis
>Femadrone keeps at it until he dies from bleeding
>"Good boy. Go to sleep now."
>She steals his wallet and other valuables and leaves
>The homeless will eat the corpse and take care of the evidence
I love her
Can I question you why?
And by any chance, so wish to be N?
by pillars of the life foundation, that’s fricked up
that’s nice and all, but she doesn’t and well never love anyone except for N
>DON’T happen
One thing that absolutely CANNOT happen and would ruin the show would be a “Cyn/Solver was good all along” twist.
I fricking despise that trope and would be enough to not make me care for a second season. Everything we see points to the Solver being unimaginably evil:
>Destroyed humanity and blew up Earth
>Caused the drones to go apeshit and kill all humans
>Is the reason behind the motivations and actions of the main cast (i.e Uzi? N, V, J and Tessa) by fricking up their life
Yes, you could make the argument that humanity’s hubris (like we saw in Episode 5) also played a major role, but as far as i’m aware testing on drones is not as bad as almost genociding an entire race.
Talking about Tessa, I will be dissapointed if she ends up being a pure human with no solver influence.
i really dont think that will happen simply because i agree that it would be dumb as hell
too be fair, Cyn is not really the same thing as the solver. the solver took over Cyn and her original personality is seemongly gone. i don't think a "Cyn got revivded and was cured of the Solver" ending wouldn't be so bad as long as the solver itself is still the villain. however, i have no idea how uncorrupted Cyn would come back
I don't want J to be killed off.
i want to nanite nut on it
>t. Tessa
hey buddy i wish
I too wish you were Tessa. I would impregnate you with so many babies.
I uhh appreciate it, i guess
It’s over man. She will be forever left to be useless and forgotten about in the show with no screentime
>forgotten about in the show with no screentime
how did you mix up J and Thad?
>J yelling at N, J hitting N, or J threatening N’s life
ough (for N)
did somebody say OUGH
J has the highest chance of surviving to season 2
I think the same as this anon
J really has a high chance of survival, yes she could still die, they killed her already before, but I doubt that she will die at the end of this season
if the solver has clones then N and V could possibly still come back too, granted they probably won't retain the memories of interacting with Uzi
She won't die for sure, she has been too irelevant yet and was brought back only to barely do anything, she will not die. Except if she is an impostor (works for AS indeed), then I can see her die.
I know what I want, what I don't want is a hard question. Little collateral damage to the labs best probably. Also I want Sentinels to die, which will happen, on the other hand tho they were made by humanity to combat AS, which makes it somewhat of a shame, but their loss doesn't matter in the end, shouldn't have been such dumb robotpitbulls.
Doll making it would be good as well and while her chances were never good the leak pretty much sealed her fate already before it happened. Genuinely fon't know what I'll hope for once she bites the dust.
Also Alice and Yeva screentime
I require E
I want to put my hands on those hips and thrust my wiener between them.
I want her to put my hands in my hips and thrust her wiener between them
i want her to wiener her hips in my hand and put her thrust in between them
We have compatible desires but no E. I guess it's you and me bro.
kiss. NOW
https://voca.ro/14VycJt9LWLr
Not even a few posts in and this thread is already shit. Let's hope that changes. What do you mean do something about it? I'm not going to do anything.
I mean what else do you expect from an OP like that? We're bound to attract people to come in here to just call us gays and cause shit, as well as have it encourage all the baitposting and pointless shockposters.
well i’ve had a shitty frickin day today (except for last thread, that was extremely fun) and i really wish N would carry me away to his nest
I want to help you but I feel you have been mean to me.
what? i haven’t been mean to anyone (on purpose), but i’m sorry if another anon has, or if something i said earlier came across that way :[
i wish i knew what you were referring to, but i understand if you don’t want to specifically point it out
Aww. You're a treat.
Hello Friend!
I hope you have a great rest of your day, I will send hugs your way to feel better.
I wish Drones were real, they would be good hug friends.
thanks smileanon, i truly do appreciate it :]
hope your day is awesome and that something good happens to you today, sending hugs your way too :]
Thank you Friend!
That is sad and cute at the same time, was because of the news and cute because of amount of hugs, hugging for hours sounds calming, Friend.
Hoi Friend!
>Drone wants hugs
>Hugs are brief because the mortal coil is keeping you busy with distractions
>You are watching the news together
>Murders, war, famine, and countries preparing for a Desease X
>The drone says it wishes there will be another pandemic because you used to spend a lot of time together and hug for hours
omg bestie hi
I can’t wait until this series ends and these threads frick off.
i can’t wait until you frick off
Like how Steven Universe and Nu-Ra fricked off eh?
Seethe inferior
Stupid Black person
N canonically breathes and i think that’s wonderful
>You have a contract with J entitling her to a measly number of minutes of cudding
>She finds the duration unsatisfactory
>One day she has an idea because is clever and pretty
>She doesn't ask for her cuddles all day
>It's bed time
>You go to bed
>J climbs to bed with you
>"What are you doing?"
>"It is time for my cuddles, sir."
>"Now? Now is not the time."
>"Now is the perfect time. It is efficient to alocate active time to work and move breaks to downtime."
>You relent because you need your sleep
>You sleep with J in your arms
>She gets hours of cuddling
>"Heh heh heh. Just as planned."
For some reasons our frens at
don’t like us very much.
Should we stay here our migrate there?
this thread was made first, has more posts, and has higher quality posts
i think we should leave it alone
the op is literal vore
>Higher quality posts
Kek, yeah no, they are about the same quality, take that as you will, but this thread was made first yes, and I dislike the idea of making another thread when one is already made and it has not any mistakes, like calling it the wrong name for an example
>"Kek, yeah no,"
opinion discarded
then i’m posting this here too cause i didn’t type all that just for a dead thread
i’m obsessed with N and *literally* love his guts, and have a carnal desire to sense his vital signs - to check his pulse, to hear his heartbeat when i hug him (cause i’m the right height for it), to feel his heart racing when he’s excited, or beating slowly while he’s relaxed, to lay chest-to-chest with him, to feel his slow, steady breathing, to help him take deep breaths when he’s anxious, to press down on his tummy and feel his organs, to put my head against his belly and see if i can hear anything, to stick my hand in his mouth, then down his throat, and keep going, til i can tickle his stomach, to squeeze him and feel his heart beat faster, to cuddle with him and feel his warmth, to see his breath in the cold air, to analyze how fast he’s breathing based on what i can see, to feel his slightly oil-scented, hot breaths on my face after we kiss, to hear his stomach growl when he’s hungry, to take care of him when he’s nauseous, to hold his hair back when he throws up, to hold him tight and nuzzle my neck against his, resting on his shoulder, while he does the same to me, to be his doctor and give him a checkup, to use a stethoscope to check his heart, to have him lie on his back while i press down on various spots on his belly asking him if it hurts, to give him medicine to ease his pain, to bridal carry him when he’s hurt, or exhausted, to treat his injuries, to wrap up his wounds to stop oil from bleeding out, to have him explain his internal organs and anatomy to me in detail, to give him a massage, massage his legs, his chest and shoulders, his tummy, his back, to bring him whatever snacks or drinks he wants, to cook his favorite meals, to feed him a snack while his hands are occupied with a game controller, to wrap him up in a blanket like sushi and put him on the couch and
Alright femanon, I'm really worried about you now
As an aside, with J finally getting her plushie, what are our chances of getting a Cyn plushie come episode 8?
I think there is a pretty slim chance, it was obvious that we would get plushies for the main team, but for others I doubt
Maybe there will be, maybe they will release a Cyn and Tessa plushies for episode 8, but I doubt it. Yeah I want a Cun and Tessa plushie
W-what do you mean with this image, anon?
:]
What kind of moron repeatedly and unironically uses vore as OP images
>vore
Anon what are you talking about that's a poorly drawn image of J
>buh the filename
so? No body outside of regulars would even know what that means. Who pays attention to file names anyways
I wonder if Liam is going to kill Uzi in the last episode, I'm 50/50 in what I think is going to happen
>be female, completely straight
>suddenly gain sexual fascination with uzi
What happened?
You fell too deep into the rabbit hole.
Lizzy get off the computer
it’s one of life‘s greatest mysteries
heheheheh cyn lose and is seething
Are you sure you just don't want to BE Uzi?
Especially considering she probably gets clanked every night by N off screen.
>wanting to be a female machine
There's 1(one) pro on becoming Uzi:
He'll always be there for you.
no he won’t, I have seen this happen before
He's got the personality of a golden retriever(YJK) bro, he'll follow you into the antichrist's birth room just to check you'll be okay.
>I have seen this happen before
Care to elaborate?
why is cyn so sad bros
She lost everything, even her own identity, and if she is lucky she lost her life long ago, because being alive in her state, is just a torture that never ends
No anon bf
I want an anon BF
You'll never take another innocent anon's balls, wretched beast!
anon balls should be draining he’s cum into me!
Hold on, I got what you're looking for.
>tfw anon will never repeatedly cum in me
why even live? sad expression
stop thinking about balls being removed, start thinking about sex instead
she was force to watch fnaf love taste chica
>have motivation to draw stoopid silly shit fo thread
>stuck somewhere an have to draw with fingies on fricking pixlr
Cyn is literally me
>sadge
If cyn seen this lady she'll immediately try to grab the boobs
imagine the taste of the milk
>dubs
Cyn is indeed imagining it.
And also who this character as well because she give off power ranger vibes
she’s sex meme, basically it can be any character you want it be
no big brother
No, I want to FRICK her.
I mean, who doesn't?
Is is strange that I like Uzi but doesn't care about Pomni?
They're different archetypes, but still, I feel like I should be into her, but I'm just not.
Cym's limke forkknife
Fricking stupid little shit, I'm going to correct that fricking drone
Adorable
Cyn is the type of drone that would put a pipebomb in your mailbox
>”looper… you need to overload the device and seal off the zero point once again!”
>”we only have one shot at this, if we fail…everything is gone”
in the last two panels, cyn must of been moving as fast as light
cyn the zero point is acting up again, stop it from erasing all of existence
>Doing pistol on pistol that close
>Not pulling out a frenzy auto
I love Cyn but she deserves that L. You'd think an autist like her would know the meta, especially since she's in her basement more than the others
Jokes on her, now I get to hold her hand!
Enough of best drone, who is worst drone and why is it her?
>her
Who?
The worst drone is unironically Uzi.
They will hate you for this but you’re right
The only drones worse then Uzi are arguably undeveloped background characters like Thad or Lizzy.
I agree with you
I don't dislike her all that much, but I feel like she is kinda overpowered and if there are no consequences for her getting god powers than this series will feel incredibly trite.
This could be true. At least she's gonna do shit this episode it seems.
>overpowered and if there are no consequences for her getting god powers
No consequences? I mean, she is slowly losing control over herself, she doesn't look like she can control the powers very well and it doesn't look like she has too much time before she completely loses it, and I wouldn't call her powers overpowered, since you can't affect solvered subjects, meaning if they fight with the solver she needs to throw things at the solver, and we have seen that the solver can easily just stop that
I hope you are right but only time will tell.
Are we still pretending that Uzi is actually going to lose herself? I feel like corruption is going to be dropped in the next episodes, I mean you can’t exactly have meaningful development if your character is in a coma for half of it. And Uzi is shown to still be abusing her powers give how much she’s using her tail in trailer shots I can’t imagine she’s being careful in other areas.
>I feel like corruption is going to be dropped in the next episodes
I'm worried about this
>I feel like corruption is going to be dropped in the next episodes
If this happens, I'm going to Liam's house and killing him.
you cant kill him if i kill him first
Pretending?, She is losing control over herself, as you can see in the teasers of episode 7, did you forget? Her tail is not a solver power, it's a side effect, like does weird flesh wings, it is a side effect but at the end of the day that's my theory, because most of the things about the solver is theories
And about corrpution being dropped, you can see it's not, just look at the teasers
(me)
Fricking spelling mistakes, I forgot to fix those
The entire premise of using AbsoluteSolver is gradual corruption. We literally watch Uzi gradually deteriorate throughout the show, what the frick are you talking about? Are you complaining just because she's the protagonist and thus we expect her to eventually overcome the challenge presented by the plot? As long as the journey through to the protagonist prevailing is good, who the frick cares if the big bad (that being the Solver) is eventually defeated? That's not the concept of the Solver slowly killing and corrupting the host being "dropped" what the frick lmao.
Basically, what even is this post? The entire tone presented by preceding episodes, and now especially this one, presents the idea that Uzi is bound for (even more) suffering and struggle. I can't tell if you're genuinely blind or complaining just to complain.
Nta, I mean, complaining just to complain is kind of funny, it helps me de-stress funny enough
not sure man i just feel like we're gonna get some deus ex machina bullshit ending but i'm just pessimistic
NTA, being pessimistic is not necessarily bad, but it doesn't help you a lot and it is actually bad if you are extremely pessimistic, always thinking in the worst possible outcome will drain you mentally, I recommend you to not be like that, having a little hope at least actually helps
This tbh, I mean they haven’t really set up any possible way to solve this (pun intended). So they either pull something completely out their ass in episode 8 or they come through and kill Uzi, which they obviously won’t do. I’m giving 90% bullshit ending 10% Uzi dies and punished N ending.
Where is the percentage of they managed to escape without killing the solver and there will be a second season?
How’s ADC doing again?
You realise TADC was confirmed by Gooseworx, even after the Pilot blew up massively, to be a single season of 8 episodes right? After that it's done. You're acting like Glitch won't be free for a second season of MD in another year's time, depending on whatever's going on with that Gaslight District thing.
Why does that affect it? Are you trying to say just because they have a famous series in the waiting they will not try to continue other stories?
A second season will not necessarily drop the instance season one ends, if there is a second season, knowing the next animations of glitch, it's going to be a long time before they can continue it, like around three years
The entire premise of DDs is that they needed to kill and eat oil to not overheat and we all saw what happened to that, they won’t get rid of corruption completely but I doubt it will play that big of a part in the finale for more character moments
Aka less Cyn more Uzi
The entire premise of DDs eating is because they are Solver hosts, the Absolute Solver induces the effects in which a host will overheat and shit if they do not eat other drones. This is shown THROUGHOUT the show, it's not just a plot point relegated to the DDs themselves. It connects throughout the show, like with Doll's kitchen showing us that Doll was killing and eating Worker Drones and the entirety of Episode 4 showing us what happens when a Solver host doesn't eat enough through Uzi.
I genuinely don't understand what you are trying to say, what about this show at all makes you think that the prumary mechanism of the Solver's influence is going to be "dropped"? Just because we don't see the DDs eat anymore? We don't NEED to see them eat, the show has literally shown us how DDs (and Solver hosts in general) work multiple times.
Like seriously just look at the Episode 7 teaser we JUST got. How the frick can you watch that and then type out your post unironically? What are you even talking about?
anon is bringing up DDs eating because they are in fact a desperate femanon, they NEED to see N eating a worker drone alive and licking up oil like it's crack getting injected straight into their veins.
Very easily because no where in that clip even hints that Uzi would fall to further corruption for a majority of it, maybe at the exact end. Any corruption from this point will be light at best, we will never see something like episode 4 Uzi for instance. I hope we can temper our expectations now before we blow up when episode 7 doesn’t live up to 6 months of anticipation
Motherfricker we WATCH Uzi get completely taken over by the Solver at multiple points in Episode 6, Episode 7 has multiple shots of Uzi being possessed and the Episode 7 from Teaser shows us the same thing with Uzi breaking N's hand. You're trolling or you're incredibly fricking moronic.
Anon, it is not necessary to insult other anon, even if they are wrong in your eyes, and multiple eyes too, it's just going to help them feel like they are right or in cases of baiting, baiting a reaction they want
it's obviously bait, but agreed.
I don't like to call posts bait, seems like a bad option, I always try to have a calm and collected debate, and if I find myself in an impasse with another anon, I just stop since where are not going to convince each other
(me)
I hate making spelling mistakes, here everyone, a drone to heal that
This is the based level-headed attitude we should all strive to achieve
>multiple shots
We have her crushing Ns hand and that’s it. I’m not saying corruption is impossible to make some comebacks, that it’s not going to be the big plot point people want it to be. I’m sure the solver will make little teehees like using Uzi to crush N’s hand but a majority of this will be Uzi discovering shit, fighting doll, talking to Nori, etc. there’s no way you can believe Uzi will be corrupted that much this episode AND they’ll have the time to do all the things they’re setting up for this episode. We have 40 minutes maybe left of MD content total, try to think what they can possibly fit in all that considering they have to meaningfully end the stories of a ton of characters AND fight a god.
>Uzi losing control in Episode 4
>Uzi being directly possessed by the Solver multiple times in Episode 6, her condition very visibly worsening throughout
>In the same episode, Tessa establishing that she believes N has to put Uzi down for the good of everyone due to her condition before she's "not herself anymore".
>Episode 7 teasers very heavily establishing this exact same tone
>Leaked merch for Episode 7, specifically the Uzi stand, having shit like "A hapless drone, host to an eternal entity - will she succumb, or will she ascend?"
Yeah, no. You're literally wrong and we haven't even seen the episode yet. Everything points to the exact opposite of what you are trying to say, Uzi's state is worsening and a big part of the plot is pointing to how they are going to deal with Uzi falling under the thrall of the Absolute Solver.
nta, I wonder if she is going to die, I don't think so but it would be a somewhat unexpected twist
>Very easily because no where in that clip even hints that Uzi would fall to further corruption for a majority of it
>I hope we can temper our expectations now before we blow up when episode 7 doesn’t live up to 6 months of anticipation
oh right, okay. you're definitely baiting lol.
I don’t see the problem in saying it’s not impossible episode 7 can’t possibly live up to the weight of 6 months of extreme anticipation and crazy shit I’ve seen this thread think will happen in these two episodes. It’s best to temper expectations now in the two weeks we have left
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, I do not share your opinion, Uzi is not my favorite but I still like her
Uzi sucks but in terms of absolute worse drone no body is on the level of Jobber
>spoiler
can't think of anything but the fan favourites and the obvious pick.
you're talking about one of the loldead drones?
Can't think of one, I really like all drones, even the ones that are made to be disliked, so they are not the worst, depending on what you call the worst
There is no worst drone, all are good, only some are better than others. One could rank but last place shouldn't really get called worst
I doubt we'll get a season 2, but if we do I think Liam will introduce new characters and expand the scope.
I believe in a season2, ofc it is not planned (out) yet, but there is more than enough to explore in the world of MD, not to forget surviving character relationships and developments as well as new ones.
It's not even impossible logistically, course episode take time to make, but remember we don't even know yet how long 7 and 8 will be and 6 had vastly improved looks over 5 already, so it's not just because of details. TADC is limited to one season already and MD might change significantly meaningwise depending on how episode 7 does, after all it's the first episode to release since the tadc fandom came.
Yeah scope will be expanded but hopefully still character centered and in feel similiar enough to season 1.
Idk man, I'm pessimistic. I feel that Glitch is the new Rooster Teeth and will go down the same path, that Liam will run out of ideas or will screw up professionally, that a season 2 will be years from now and everyone involved irl will have changed, and that even episodes 7 and 8 might be duds.
>Your beloved drone gets flashed by a sentinel
>You hug it until it comes back online
>It smiles at you
>"I knew you'd keep me safe!"
I'm noticing things alright.
>6 had vastly improved looks over 5 already
You're going to have to point out some examples for me. I am probably biased but I think episode 5 was the peak of quality so far.
i like that but i think we could delve into slice of life backstories with other characters like Doll and Khan. would be nice to see what their lives were like before the events of the show. as for new characters, i would like to see how the Solver infection went down on other exoplanets. several months ago, somebody said a good premise would be humans and drones teaming up to fight the Solver and i would have to agree with them
Who's to say us Uzi's persona isn't just another one of the solver's multiple personalities?
We know that the Solver is a good in manipulation, but I really don't think what you said it's what is really going on, can't think of a lot to help that theory, at least is a funny theory
BIT ME
that’s a great place to instead my dick into
touch oogi
with your wiener
Ignore the spammer.
oogi make basedboy mad
cmon, it’s so obvious the oogi stuff is being forced. Even if you aren’t a troll its so obvious that even the newest of newbies can see its bait.
This guy is 100% one of the people pushing this. It reeks of it
Anon I'm pretty sure most of those posts you just replied to are the same individual, don't even bother. Notice how the thread was relatively normal until this guy showed up and immediately started up with this shit to derail the thread and accusing people of being schizos?
>accusing people of being schizos
Literally this whole site.
who is spamming what exactly?
just another guy mad at oogies.
trust the plan
>mad at oogies
kwab
>underage ESLs start posting in the thread
>suddenly starts trying to post oogi shit
>the entirety of the thread before was relatively normal
I'm not the only one seeing this shit right? Like, is it generally the same individual(s) instigating the random Oogi spam to try and derail threads? The Oogi stuff was cute and funny before when it was an actual occassional joke, but a lot of it is EXTREMELY forced now and usually kicks off when the same anon(s) enter the thread.
>t. The Oogi spammer
there was tons of oogie posting last thread, the frick are you talking about
>there was tons of oogie posting last thread
but why?
like
said, so much of the discussion is dedicated to them that it’s unnatural. Im not saying it’s a big conspiracy or anything, but just one falseflagger fricking up the threads
>but why?
Because people like talking about Oogis?
How hard is that for you to understand, or do you genuinely believe 90% of oogi posting is carried by one guy who wants to ruin our good threads, or people just like something you don’t
ignore the schizo anon, oogies raped him in the sweltering summer of 1992. just keep posting oogies
>do you genuienly believe 90% of oogi posting is carried by one guy
I don’t know why i’m bothering responding, but I don’t think it’s one guy doing this. Maybe the threads actually love this and i’m the outlier since suddendly everyone is talking about them.
The biggest reason I think this is a flaseflag is because of how hostile the “anons” get when they say they don’t like oogi’s
I haven't even seen Murder Drones, but I do know creepypasta can be kinda... cringe.
They got hostile because everytime someone says they don't like Oogis they immediately make that the entire thread, just insulting and talking shit about Oogis. At this point we're basically paranoid as frick and suspect anyone and and everyone of being a falseflagging piece of shit. I know this because I genuinely love the Oogi stuff and occasionally write a few greens and ideas for it, while also still talking about the show
Don't worry, you're not alone. I hate them too
Also the OP for this thread is frickin vore, so idk why you expected much better
boxo shit was way worse
>post opinion : BAIT BAIT ITS BAIT
>Oogis get posted : DERAILMENT ITS A PLAN, CONSPIRACY AAAA
when did these threads get so schizo, soon enough someone will say a drawanon is actually behind all this and we get to do that again.
Just report the obvious spam as offtopic. Some of the Oogi-related posts are genuine, just anons having fun. Other posts are very clearly some homosexual trying to derail threads and make it look bad. For example
randomly coming into the thread, announcing to post oogi stuff and then posting uncensored NSFW not even spoilered. Not trying to be a puritan or anything with that point or anything, but the intent is extremely blatant especially with how suddenly these kind of posts show up because it's the same anons every time.
You have to be 18 to post on Cinemaphile
Also get a new script you posted this exact same thing already
(me)
You can also notice the massive amount of samegayging, hope that's clear to everyone else. I think the best thing to do is just not engage and keep just keep trying to talk about the show.
At this point it's very obviously (mostly) the same anon when he constantly starts calling everyone schizos / being from /trash/ or something whenever the spam gets brought up.
I find it funny how some time ago the jannies kept deleting any greentexts in MD threads, especially ones about Jane because they were "offtopic" but they let this spam slide kek
>make schizo post
>get called schizo
>no I just want to talk about the show haha actually you’re all just samegayging
You’re so fake, and you glow like irradiated shit.
throwing beretta into the flesh hole!!
Can I say how great Cyn is without anons calling it spam?
What a wonderful day at MD threads, so peaceful
kek
Isn't it beautiful anon? A little slow yes, but there is talk about the drones and opinions about them, I can't see any bit of drama
The problem with the problem is that it feeds on attention and calling it out gives it attention. Use the three dots and carry on discussing the show.
yep. the anon above you who keeps calling others schizo is the same guy.
What would make this funnier would be if he is actually being serious and is one giga-autist who got hyperfixated on oogies
>giga-autist who got hyperfixated on oogies
me, but im not the only one
Liam Vickers' purpose is producing waifus, he's just based like that.
It's pretty clear what's up, just hide the spam / schizoposting and post what you want to talk about. Giving the Oogischizo attention is precisely what he wants, look how suddenly he shit up this thread when he started posting the moment abyone brought up how forced and falseflag-y the oogi posting looks.
I'm gonna keep posting oogies
So let me get this straight, this fandom exists purely for its waifus? Seems legit
Hey don't get the wrong idea, is half the drone waifus and half the show about the drone waifus
Hard to get scared when I'm having an erection the entire time.
many such cases
Gen Z creepypasta Autism? I can also believe that.
i was an SMG4 fan for years prior to MD's existence. i stopped watching the regular bloopers but MD and TADC are great. that stupid sm64 shitpost channel is the reason i am here right now
I was also there, and the gmod shit ruined it for me. It's as if they were trying to appeal to a younger demographic.
i don't think the usage of gmod is the problem
gmod usage dates as far back as scatman's revenge which was made in 2011
the real reason is feels like it panders to little kids is because the humor itself became more and more censored over time. they don't make rape jokes anymore and mario doesn't get naked and hump spaghetti anymore
i guess to be fair to luke and kevin, youtube are nazis about what content can be monetized on their site so i guess it isn't exactly their fault
monetization on youtube was a mistake
I dunno, this kind of stinks now. Just looking at how suddenly this started up in this thread definitely makes me feel like the Oogi-posting is some kind of falseflag. Whenever an anon posts about how weird it looks there is immediate samegayging calling them a schizo / a certain anon / etc.
Seems to me like someone overly dedicated to trying to ruin MD threads. It's extremely strange how this guy tries to make it seem like anyone bringing it up is actually "the guy" trying to thread derail, as if wanting to talk about the show is a bad position to take.
It seems better than TADC, but it doesn't seem as interesting as Lackadaisy.
1. Oogis in general are not a falseflag
2. There are however thread shitters that take advantage of popular things to cause shit, Oogi's just happen to be one of them
3. They're easy to spot because they're the only ones posting vore shit and going on rants about how it's a ""fetish""
Anon the only person ruining this thread is you. You’ve derailed and ruined this threads mood more then any Oogi posting could ever have because you’re paranoid. How does Oogi posting even ruin threads, it’s on topic harmless fun
oy, what are you talking about schizo? This talk about oogi’s is 100% bonafied real. Anyone who disagrees is delusional and is very obviously a newbie who can’t appreciate this high quality discussion.
As
said, we’ve had much worse spam, such as Boxo who appeared in one thread, got one piece of fanart from fugueanon and then reappears once every blue moon
I fricking hate oogies, its been nothing but oogie for almost 4 weeks.
total oogie victory
Gee how dare us have fun
i don't like oogies either but i would NEVER use filters for anything. that's pussy shit
>He thinks I used a filter
wtf is a oogie
It's a joke about a 4 inch Uzi that's somehow created its own weird animal kingdom.
>people enjoy talking about something I don’t?
>am I so out of touch?
>No it’s the thread that’s wrong
Are the oogis the children or skinner?
I’m gonna come back to this thread in three hours, and if it’s not fixed by then, WE’RE GOING TO HAVE PROBLEMS. Got that?
What are you going to do?
Not pat a drone that needs it?
Schizoanon is back from his vacation? Great, missed this guy so much.
Was schizoanon on vacation?
Frick traffic.
World is a shit.
Post drones and drone derivatives.
I love Drones and Drone Accesories.
Okay so I'm a bit confused on something here involving the shows lore. Can other people see what the Solver witch stuff looks like or is it purely a visual representation for the viewers? I may need to rewatch
So, any chances that Cyn gets revived and uncorrupted by the Solver or I'll be sad for more days?
sad forever
For a few days? You will be sad forever if you don't accept the truth
I think Cyn is fricking dead. I genuinely think that once the host gets to the point Cyn was at, they're just gone. Of course there's the chance they will pull a whole "Cyn is somewhere in there inside the Solver" but I highly doubt it with Liam. I don't think it's really the sort of thing he'd do.
I agree with you, if real Cyn is brought back for happy ending it will feel very forced
Yeah, she is completely dead and gone, there is no way she will be alive still
The most I think he will do, that I think it will not happen, is her giving her last words and then dying
>"Big brother...I regret nothing..."
And then she passes away.
I still think Cyn is the host of the solver for now and Uzi will take it from her for a potential season 2. Imagine how kino it would be if solver puppets were voiced by a fricked up Uzi from now on,
Even if Cyn is there somewhere, I doubt she can ever be freed from the Solver's grasp. If she ever helps Uzi banish the AS, Cyn will probably end up in a No Mouth, Must Scream scenario in the AS's home dimension.
Unless N goes full-on Eva Rebuild and does the thing
It would be pretty funny if Liam killed Uzi off/made her the villain and brought back Cyn because people dislike one and love the other. Perhaps they could enter the Solver's realm or body through the church and retrieve her.
>because people dislike one and love the other.
I don't think that's true, a lot of people generally like Uzi. So it's more like lots of people like both.
Also I find posts like this funny, because everything we've seen of Cyn so far hasn't even really been Cyn, but the Solver puppeting Cyn. So you're basically saying how people like the Solver here kek.
>you're basically saying how people like the Solver
I LOVE MY ELDRITCH GOD WIFE!!!
ive been saying it a while, but a lot of people here would straight up defend cyn killing everyone because she is small and has a cute maid outfit
The winner will rewrite the history
The Solver is truly a mastermind, it knew people wouldn't care about its horrific actions as long as its host is a cute little maid. Absolutely terrifying intelligence.
>a lot of people generally like Uzi
They do?
>but the Solver puppeting Cyn
I believe it was a slow takeover and the gala massacre was Cyn's wish.
>They do?
yes, me
...Why?
because she reminds me of myself, except her taste in music and her ownership of a gun
>They do?
Yes, I am one of them
...Why?
V>at?
What?
I think she's a cool character, both on her own and as a foil to N
Cyn is gone
>Cyn is ''revived'', it's just her corpse being manipulated by the Solver
> Uzi and Doll are possessed
>Tessa reveals that she was working for the Solver all along with J
>Solverpede V appears
>Everyone starts laughing at N, telling him that he didn't save anyone and how he helped set up the Singularity.
>N proceeds to kill everyone out of sheer rage
Would it be kino?
N becoming like Guts from Berserk or Doomguy WOULD be kino.
It would be kino
>N starts laughing with them
>One by one they stop just to see him
>Only N the one who still laughs as he prepares to take down everyone in the room
God damn
>N smiles
>That's fine I like to do anything remember
>They all feel bad
>The solver becomes good
>Everyone is friends
"I will not discard you" has some horrible implications
>I asked the same thing half a year ago
Seems really bad, I don't think she can leave the Solver ever, that is if she even still exists. Cyn's everything is gone except maybe some conciousness backup existing within the Solver, but that's not going anywhere. Every other dead drone on Copper-9 has better chances of coming back, really everything is better than Solver meddling.
stomping on beretta's visor until it cracks
helping beretta's till she’s happy, total beretta happiness
hurting beretta till she is sad, total beretta hopelessness
>Hurt Beretta
I see no way of you surviving this Anon. You'd have to deal with not only a pissed off Uzi, but a War Veteran and the literal Solver
Uzi will never find out, Jane is a ptsd riddled alcoholic, and the solver has lot its powers, innit? I win again.
>Solver has lost its powers
>Doesn't know about the real Bugretta
Yeah sure...just don't kick and scream when you're cocooned and drained of your blood
2edgy5me
Speaking of that, what do we actually call Solver!Beretta now? It looks like the name was hijacked
As if you're not the edgy one
anon this is a murder drones thread, everyone here is an edgelord
I think "Solver Beretta" is an appropriate enough name
Solver Beretta works just fine.
I cannot allow any of this to happen, you cannot stop me
Go ahead, I won't stop you.
>CAPTCHA:TGM4
T GM's for....who?
I have decided that I'm going to be killing off Uzi and replacing her with a single Oogi. No need to thank me.
>here lies Cyn she never scored
>"It took Cyn as a host.."
>"Then it took N's virginity."
I mean that's what most people would do from what I've seen in these threads
But... They do not have genitalia
The Absolute Solver is a pathway to abilities many would consider... unnatural.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that flesh creating thing
But that is not taking virginity, I'm pretty sure of it
they got mouths, thats enough for me
Holy schizo they're b***hing about Oogis in an unrelated thread
Is schizo anon really lmfao?! Kwab, show it
Then there's this guy that believes that somehow we're like horse show
Boy am I glad none of you are Liam Vickers or write for him
Ah shit accidentally erased the other one
Holy shit it’s even the same exact fricking images. He uses here it’s the same guy that is so funny.
Yeah it's actually fricking obnoxious how when Murder Drones spreads outside of these threads it's almost always by some idiot that can't help but make us look like a bunch of homosexuals
It's somewhat of old news but check out the robots thread
Holy shit you’re not kidding. He actually got blown the frick out here and went on to complain another thread that is fricking hilarious.
Samegay, also why is it supposed to be sommeone else?
Anon, please just ignore it. Don't even bother. Don't give him attention, just talk about drones.
>just talk about drones
but not oogies, right? since apparently that’s “falseflagging”
Anon I don’t think you know what that word means.
>Robots thread
Looked and it’s the exact same typing style. What kind of autism drives a man to try to derail not one but two threads. What about Oogis causes so much seething? Are they too cute for this cruel world…
they are delicious and nutritious as well
N, Uzi, and V need to live
>V
do we tell him, lads
To be fair, the Solver makes death a sort of finnicky concept in MD. Especially with the concept of "backups", Solverpedes, the Solver literally putting hosts back together, etc.
Something is definitely going to happen regarding V becoming a Solverpede and Uzi being her (as well as N's) administrator.
Look, let the man be happy, okay?
NO! She was my wife, if I have to suffer so does he.
Look, I love her a lot too, and I know that is better to let the man be happy
N WAIT
Uzi and V need to call it a truce and double team N.
I wonder if it’s a good idea to go bully him there, or let him piss and shit himself in a different thread
Honestly looking at the time he posted it, it's probably a good idea to ignore his shit in that thread. Don't want to bother the people that just want to discuss their taste in robots in peace.
NTA but I think you should leave well enough alone. Threads have had enough shitflinging and could use some comfy/chill atmosphere again.
3 SEASONS OF SOL REPAIR AND FUN WHILE OPPOSING SOLVER SHIT AND SOLVING MYSTERIES
DEW IT
Don't forget the feature-length movie.
>Liam announces some big news
>Murder Drones Seasons 2 and 3!
>Coming 2056
>Right after TADC episode 3 and the Sunset Paradise revival
Okay frick it we ball
Beats to solv/get solvered to
when?
AJ Dispirito should get on that.
Also.
>GET SOLVERED GET SOLVERED GET SOLVERED GER SOLVERED
>Nuuu I don't wanna get solvered
>Actually this is fine. Nanite blood tasty.
Honestly, what the frick is Uzi complaining about? She's so ungrateful, how dare she refuse such a gift. She gets to live with her loved one in the Solver's eternal embrace, forever.
giggle.
>Honestly what the frick is Uzi complaining about?
Oh you know. Death of her mom, end of the universe, being possessed by robo-satan.
Oh and she hasn't gotten laid yet.
Now hand me that drink I gotta get my hit.
here lies uzi she never scored
>Oh and she hasn't gotten laid yet.
>implying N hasn't been plowing that purple femcel gremlin nightly
WHERE'S YOUR SECRET PORN SKETCHES, LIAM?
I'm not Liam.
At least I don't think I am
Liam will release all of his NSFW art after you buy ALL the merch and fund a second season.
They must have a file with all those types of drawings, it happens all the time in the industry
who is that human guy sitting at the table
What are you talking about? That's clearly a normal drone, anon. You should get your optical sensors checked.
The fact that you know immediately who's being talked about kind of makes it obvious it isn't moron
Holy frick you're stupid.
It's obvious that it's different from John you idiot
moronic or delusional
Call it
whats the most you ever lost in a schizotoss?
>this behind on lore
Wewing at this trashgay
What are you talking about moron kun? Can you try explaining
John isn't one of the drones dumbass
You dumb, underaged Black person. The joke
obviously made is in regards that he's (poorly) disguised as a drone. have a nice day you stupid homosexual.
But John isn't a drone? Stop replying trashhomosexual
Oh, frick you're trolling. Okay I'm moronic, should have noticed that.
DAMN TWIN BRATS. NEED CORRECTION!
Correct them by cancelling all of your TV subscriptions and putting parental blocks onto your computer so that they can't watch Friends, watch them as they go into depression because they can't get their daily fix of Friends
Go away
Did you miss the joke, moron-kun?
>NTA
I don't? All I see is a bunch of Drones having a grand ole time
>Human guy
It's really been that long since he was relevant or had a constant flow of greentexts hasn't it?
>human
Where? I only see drones
John bros say it ain’t so
Can someone pull up the Liquid Jane greentext?
Trying to find it on the booru but can’t, I hope it isn’t lost to time.
holy fricking newbie
Tim the homosexual Sapien
>Tim the Homo
well I hope he finds a boyfriend
>Jane is chasing SD-I again
>When suddenly, from out of the grace of God himself...
>"Make way for the homosexual Superior!"
>The shattering of Jane's ribcage is enough to deter her assault, the wounded animal scuttling away to the Beretta cave to tend to her injuries.
>Awe overcomes the disassembler's face, faint yellow dusting his visor as the flamboyant stranger lends his hand to help I to his feet.
>"W-who...who are you?"
>A plasteel hand is gently held by firm but careful skin.
>"Tim. Tim the homosexual Sapien"
>Like lightning flashing in dark skies of an ephemeral night, he leaves as quickly as he came.
>A single former damsel in distress gawking at the spot where the mysterious human's hand had touched his.
>It was almost mystical. Pure fantasy.
>It was love at first sight.
>And then Jane woke up from her terrible nightmare.
SD-I getting a greentext in this day and age? IMPOSSIBLE!
Truly, it is an anomaly. Too bad it was a shitty anomaly.
Also that was the second most gay thing I've written in a greentext.
>second most gay thing
Are you the one that wrote the Male!Cyn making Anon gay with drinks green?
No.
But I did do a Male!Cyn greentext once
Share it, now
I must warn you anon, I had no idea what I was doing at the time or what possessed me to write this.
Also ignore the glaring naming error at the end
https://files.catbox.moe/tcivoj.png
>captcha: RNGY
RNG Y
A random chance of Y.
Oh is this one, yeah I read it when you wrote it.
It was a nice read.
I guess. Still kinda sucks but then again I haven't reread any of the stuff I've done.
Yes, that one. Things got a little silly in the basement that evening.
Why *wouldn't* he write something like that anon? You just don't get the AS' plans.
>captcha: TOSS
OH BOY TIEM TO TOSS S
>Toss S
Don't you fricking dare to toss the best character to ever grace this Earth
FAKER
I'm sorry but I do not share your enthusiasm for musclehomosexualry. You do you though.
I mean this in the nicest way possible anon:
homosexual.
not like over the top buff woman, that looks weird
S is perfect for uppis, she is quite remarkable
>Pic
Do we have a version for the canon characters?
Sort of.
I got my own plans, it’s buff woman are sexy
male on male sex with male!cyn, I just wanna be gay with him
that greentext? male!cyn twisted mind
why did male!cyn write this?
Hitting Y in the face.
AHHHHHHH
There was a post about giving SD-I more personality and I suggested that he likes poems, origami, and nature documentaries. I have an outline for a short green of it but the worms are dead and fleeing my brain.
It was me who wrote that
i want to get beretta drunk and feel her up
>You arrive in front of the door to Alex’s residence at the time he told you
>Walking through the halls of the outpost is nerve-wrecking to you
>As always, there were drones everywhere which made your skin crawl
>Luckily they didn’t pay you any attention thanks to your disguise
>You honestly STILL have no idea how is this shitty disguise of yours is fooling them, it’s just some black paint around your eyes and some black and silver striped stockings
>As long as it works, its okay in your opinion. You have no idea what will happen if the drones find out you’re human. Well, Alex told you they knew he was human and they were okay with that but you still didn’t want them to know
>God forbid if Uzi Doorman, Beretta’s mother and de-facto leader of the bunker, finds out you were human AND are hanging out with her daughter
>Since that little incident you had with Alex over at the indoor greenhouse, the two of you reconciled your animosity towards each other and hang out from time to time
>Some of the stories he told you is about how Uzi was heckling him for dating her daughter
>The Thanksgiving story was just sad, Beretta was very upset about the whole deal
>Honestly, it feels nice talking with someone who you consider a friend for a long time
>You press the ringbell and wait a moment
>…
>Nothing
>You press it again
>After a few moments you hear footsteps from behind the door
>”Just a moment!” You hear Alex say as you hear the lock clicking and the door opening
>”Hey Juno!” Alex says the moment he sees you
>You glare at him as to tell him ‘do not use my real name’
>Alex immediately drops the smile. “Yeah, right. Sorry.” His smile them comes back as he steps away from the door and motions for you to get inside. “After you.”
>You step inside and he shuts the door behind you
>As you turn around, you take a look at the outfit he’s got
>He’s wearing jungle camo fatigues, almost similar to the ones you remember back in the Colonial Marines
“What’s with the fatigues?” You ask him
>”Oh, these?” He looks down at himself “I wanted to keep with the military theme, you know, since it’s airsoft. We’re just getting ready in the living room.”
>He motions for you to follow him
>You follow him inside the living room and immediately notice a few things
>One – on the table, there are some guns, airsoft of course, along with magazines, BB ball tubes and these small CO2 cartridges. Some of the magazines look loaded and some do not. And two – Beretta’s there and what she’s wearing is…comical to say the least
>She’s wearing an Imperial Stormtrooper costume except its not the whole costume, just the chest piece and helmet and they’re large for her, even her long hair is sticking out from underneath the helmet
>She immediately turns around just as the two of you enter and points a Sterling replica at him
>”Freeze, rebel scum!” She says just as the helmet tilts forward and blocks her vision. “Damn.” She relaxes her aim and takes off her helmet
>Right, she did tell you how that she loves Star Wars
>You learned that by incident when she asked you what did humans used to watch, once you mentioned Star Wars, she wouldn’t shut up about it for at least an hour
>”What did I tell you about pointing guns at someone?” Alex sternly asks her
>”Oh, come on, babe. It’s just some…small plastic balls, they wouldn’t do harm to anyone.” Beretta pouts
>”And these ‘small plastic balls’ can do harm if they hit you somewhere where they’re not supposed to. I told you, never point a gun at someone unless you’re gonna fire, unloaded or not.”
>Beretta looks down at the floor in shame for a moment before noticing you
>”What’s she doing here? Are you here for the airsoft match too?” She asks you
“Yeah, Alex convinced me to. I just didn’t feel like sitting in my hideout all the time.”
>Beretta jumps with glee “Yes! Yes! Now I know we’re gonna beat everyone!”
>Alex raises an eyebrow “How can you be sure?”
>She points at the two of you “You two are ex-soldiers, right? That’s how I know we’re gonna win!”
>Alex chuckles as he rubs his chin “Yeah, right, but you never know though. We might as well just loose, you know?”
>Beretta waves her hand dismissively “Pffft, like hell.”
>Alex turns around to you and directs your attention towards a pair of folded fatigues and a plate carrier which seems to already be loaded with plates on the couch with boots on the floor sitting next to them
>“I think those fatigues should fit you and you should wear them because like hell am I gonna let you go walk around airsofting in this…cheerleader outfit.”
>Well, he does make a point. Airsoft BBs hurt and it just doesn’t feel appropriate walking around with a gun in a cheerleader outfit
>You walk over and grab the fatigues and carrier under your arm and the boots in your hand
“Where’d the drones find these anyways?” You ask Alex
>”Well, from the outside. I help out the WDF with expeditions for resources when they go out from time to time. This one time we stumbled upon an indoor airsoft arena in the city along with the guns over there…” He points to the guns on the table “…and decided ‘Hey, why don’t we just bring them with us? Maybe even organize an airsoft match of our own?’ and the rest is history. Anyways, you can go change in my room, it’s to the right at the end of the hallway, the left door. Then come back and help us load the guns, okay?”
>You nod as you head outside the living room and towards his room
>You open the door and enter his room
>You notice the posters he has on the walls. All of them are from either the late 20th or 21st century, along with a computer desk. He always told you that stuff from that period was the pinnacle of human culture and that everything else was very mediocre
>Guess some things never change, just like Alex’s tastes in movies, music and even video games
>Well anyways, time to get changed, you’re gonna have some fun. You hope.
We need a John comeback
I've been sitting on a half cooked John greentext for a while now, perhaps I'll try and push it along before Ep 7 drops
Sadness
Anyone come up with a DD design for any of the other drones that Uzi killed?
I think so. Someone post the green where they're all supportive
Got it, although it doesn't give any physical description of the others
I like it
Who is John, is that like a male version of Jane?
I just really like Drones, y'know. And I think most people here like Drones as well. So lets like Drones together.
Who is your favourite Drone, anon?
V I LOVE HER SO MUCH.
I really love her.
*loved
V get off the computer and stop pretending to be someone else, you will never have a significant other and you will die all alone.
how can that be true if V is my wife
I'm not V, I promise!
I just really love her, and I will be with her, just you wait.
do what i did and make a v tulpa
Nah, I will make V real, I have a plan, I just need time, and money.
Alice forever, that will never change
Love her
As much as i post and talk about Alice my favorite is still probably Emily
Last for /our/ girl
I love drones!
Same
V with the sydney sweeney rack makes me HORNY horny
I'm more of an ass-man, but whatever makes you happy anon.
I have alerted the horse.
No bedtime story?
>I have alerted the horse.
pfft
This is a really good drawing, all things considered.
Hell yeah! I knew hanging out with the TMNT will get me laid!
Do you like being this way?
yeah
I don't like being around people so i'm fine with having no friends and having a weird and edgy sense of humor
I do everything i can to be alone for long periods of time
I've walked as much 38 kilometers in one day just for the sake of spending time by myself and i do this on a bi weekly basis
But Uzi is a jerk towards people even when they are being nice or neutral towards her. Are you okay with hurting people who have done you nothing or want to be good to you?
okay, something i didn't think that i should specify, no, i don't act like a jerk to random stangers regardless of how they act. Although i do get annoyed when somebody approaches me with small talk, i just do my best to hide that i'm annoyed
Based on your words the only thing you have in common with Uzi is a crush on N. Are you the anon who draws on a phone?
here's the things i have in common with uzi aside from being a friendless loser
>wearing hoodies
>being a weeb
>pirating
>sort of don't get along with my parents, maybe not to the same extent as Uzi though
>leaving the house in the middle of the night to go for a walk (albeit in Uzi's case it was to kill the DDs whereas in my case it's just incel walking)
and no i don't have a crush on N nor do i draw on a phone. I draw on paper
>a friendless loser
I feel like this describes everyone that uses this site, kek.
Is Uzi /ourgal/?
i hate drones, i just like oogies
Need dairy drone Sd U-U to milk and then Milk me
SD U-U are usually pretty flat compared to other drones, just imagine the adaptors
I remember someone asking this a long time ago, I wrote a green but sadly for him it didn't have any milking of SD U-U, SD U-U was milking anon but that is not the same
I tried to do it but I didn't like how I wrote it so I deleted it
This the greentext you're talking about?
Yes, I did that one, it was fun to write, with time is getting easier and less akward to write smut parts.
I have too many ideas I want to do, 0 creative juices to do it sadly.
I’m Ngl, one of the best greens made yet.
Anon believe in yourself and let the milk flow
Okay, this time i'm not lazy, I just don't have ideas how to start and continue and end the things I want to do
Pfft! You all self-insert as Uzi or N. While I a real man self-insert as Thad!
I want to self-insert into Uzi.
This was all part of Uzi's master plan to get some dick.
She's been far less gremly on the latter episodes, so I assume she has been getting her tank refilled N
Holy shit.
Eh, she's still quite a gremlin in Episode 5 and the start of Episode 6. I do like your thinking though.
Off-screen, whenever they get the chance, Uzi paws at N like a needy cat until he relents and plows her until she's satisfied.
>"The Uzi performs a display of dominance, attempting to make herself seem larger and more threatening."
>"...It's not particularly effective. This, however, does not dissuade the Uzi."
Do Oogis ever try and scare off predators in a similar way
To my knowledge no
>Self-inserting as Thad.
Who's gonna tell him?
>anon disappears from this realm as Liam Vickers atomises him
Who was your favorite character in season 2?
Beretta in her cameo during the season finale post credits scene
I thought that was JC
Anon they had a N and Uzi sex scene on screen for 3 whole minutes. How the frick could it be J and N's kid?
>NTA
>He didn't watch the movie
>3 whole minutes of loud, metallic clanging. There's not even any genitals. They're just smashing torsos together.
This is just cope from Beretta fans, I'm sorry sweetie but you're going to just have to deal with the fact that season 3 is going to be a Cyberpunk-esque story dealing with the failures of man and the rise of industry along with it's consequences
You're both dumbasses, it was very clearly Hope. After all N x V is the true endgame
Anon that was a simulation to extract information out of N, V is still very much dead
HOPE MORE LIKE.. UH.. COPE!
Probably Serial Designation Ü
That guy was great.
Honestly Commander Dred'fal and his undying patriotism for the Thrak Empire. It was honestly pretty fricking cool how they blended Spaniards with Cyberpunk
If he's a space Spaniard wouldn't he be called Comandete Dreadful?
I'll de disappointed if we don't get a scene of Khan mourning the loss of his daughter and the entire outpost being destroyed by the Solver, but i assume that won't come until episode 8
I'm tired boss
Same.
Oh well. Time to write or die. Something sad will do.
Tell me about it
Are there actually people that believe that N x J is possible?
Let fans of J-obber have something, man. It's not like N doesn't have a harem.
Yes.
the fricking image kek.
>the big twist will be that N is the big, buff drone that will show up and save the day which liam talked about at glitchx
If N looked like this, would you still love him?
I am a fan of big buffy guys and himbos, but N looking like this... It makes me scared, not in a good way. I like him as a twink-ish himbo
Some things don't mix well together
Hyper buff N is one of them
Did you know you can fascinate an Oogi by presenting it with a strawberry
No I did not, I'd figure they'd hate the smell of sweet things
Speaking of Oogis the cutest things last thread where the Cheap Dragon costumed Bugretta and the one that shoots bullets, as well as the Cyberpunk one in sunglasses
I want to hold and protect dragon Bugretta
You must also play Fable while it sits on your bed so it's truly content
she also doesn't explode when bullied about fantasy
punching beretta in the chest
Are drones cold to the touch?
yes
with pillows on my fist, we are having a pillow fight
no, with brass knuckles made of lead
Ow the edge
not cool bro, don’t say that again
>captcha JKTW
no, with brass knuckles made of lead
>be me
>regular worker drone
>disassembly drones arrive on my planet
>get isolated outside
>catch one of the disassembly drones bent over
>dat backplate
>frick it, might as well give it a shot
>"Damn girl, you exhaust with that ass?"
>frick, I screwed up
>immediately fall to my knees, robo-spaghetti flowing
>so much second-hand embarrassment she doesn't even kill me, she just leaves
>
A bold statement, coming from a mindbroken cuckquean.
you shouldn’t insult V, you wouldn’t like it when I’m angry
There's no one at home right now.
might as well scream and destroy
forgotten
Why would Y do this?
gaming is fun
when did y get lgbt highlights
is it after she started fricking jane
That's not Y. That's G.
And she's only gay if it serves to bolster her ego. I think.
I know Anon who she is, I was joking about Y replacing her. Unless Yanon didn't make G then my joke failed
YAnon did in fact not make G.
Credit goes to Phoenixanon for that.
Then my joke has failed. If you will excuse me I'm now going to walk into the snow and wait for something to kill me
if nobody kills you while your in the snow, the frostbite surely will kill
>"Alright, you two know the drill, when your number is called, step forward and repeat the phrase you've been given, understand."
>"Number one, step forward."
>"H-hand me the keybug, you fu-freaking wiener s-sucker."
>"Number two, step forward."
>"GIVE ME THE FRICKING KEYBUG YOU wiener SUCKER V-KILLALALALAA-"
>ooh he's good
>"drill"
>For some reason image the main group as the Payday 2 gang
>Imagine V saying "WORK YOU PIECE OF SHIT DRILL"
I swear to god my brain is weird, and that drill fricked my head so badly and cloakers too
Also it is funny to imagine the main gang being bank robbers
I can't imagine J being a bank robber not sure why it just feels out of character but N? Yeah somehow that feels right
Punished J, she is done with the bureaucracy
Isn't one of the bits they do in Glitch X Uzi robbing a bank with a Lackadaisy character?
that was the hazbin guy and pomni iirc
Can't remember, I just watched the Liam Q&A when it was done, and then dipped
Yes, they did a bit with Uzi and Freckle robbing a bank.
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That was the most unfunny improve I've seen.
sadly the voice acting game show didnt end up being that funny. the actors werent terribly good at thinking on their feet, the prompts werent very creative, and they all talked over each other and everything became sort of muddled.
Lighten up ESLs, it was cute.
i am an esl teacher
Not ESL I just accidentally put an E at the end of Improv, shouldn't have left a banana next to it
oh i thought by "improve" you meant the animation being an "improvement" or something
Silly anon, keep your bananas in your pants or the local E will always find it.
She’s always watching, Anon. Always watching.
E will forcefully take that banana
not even a “can I have that banana plz?” E really is a psychopath
>captcha K4KH
I like to think she does ask and really cares about consent
Unless she has withdrawal symptoms
>spoil
E can still say thank you afterwards, not even the solver is stopping her
Cringe in a good way. I like when Uzi's VA starts getting flustered or randomly talks about N.
>be rare albino oogi
>be mistaken for enn by other oogies
>oogies constantly mlem you and try to mount you
>life sucks
microwave the oogie
If not Enn why look like Enn? Checkmate
>oogie sits smugly with its stubby little arms crossed, confident its reasoning is sound.
>albino oogie is not happy and pushes the regular oogie off the table, sending it falling to its doom.
>you have to clean up the black splotch on the floor.
imagining it getting sparta kicked off the table
cope and seethe! albino oogie
>Albino oogie copes and seethes.
>Alot. Like a lot. Her pale faceplate is actually turning redder than a tomato with how much pouting she does.
>You swear you can see smoke pouring out from underneath that little hat of hers.
>She seethes so much that her whole body practically bulges with anger.
>Oh wait her whole body *is* bulging.
>The albino oogie pops like a party balloon in a shower of confetti and sprockets.
>Team_Fortress_Birthday_Noisemaker.mp4
Rest in peace Albino Oogi, may your remains provide the Bugretta with nourishment
it’s all just confetti and sprockets
yum a rare one
farewell albino oogie, you died a stupid death! but an respectable one at that
i dont get it, why would an albino look like enn
Because Oogis have purple hair, the Albino Oogi does not instead it has white hair. The Enn has white hair as well. That's the Oogi's logic
I want to make N wear a bunny outfit
this but anon and me
don maricon!
She died as she lived.
A virgin!
>captcha:S8Y0
The score is 8-0, in S' favour.
>V has died a virgin
I would never let that stop me
>While sitting on a park bench you spot a small creature approaching you
>It's a wild Enn!
>In its tiny hands it brings you a singular berry
>It appears its attempting to propose
What do?
No. That would spoil the underwhelming surprise.
Or something. I don't know. I haven't figured it all out yet.
Something something worker drone hiding in a box
If I accept do I become public enemy and the bane of all nearby Oogis
Last for Drone love and hugs!
Yes
Lets hug all the Drones.
Next 2weeks can bring greatness or endless suffering for me MD wise, it can go great but worst case it would be so damn over. Perhaps the most important two weeks since I'm here at all, specifically the first days after 7 comes out. God help us
If you feel sad, remember to hug your V plushie.
but what if I am sad about V plush
Hug 2 V plushies.
pspspspspspspsps
I wished I had a V plush
Last for best possible end +six seasons and a movie please.
Also for Alice