what do you think J’s fate will be? will she end up working together with N and Uzi, or going against them, potentially alongside Tessa? does she care about N deep down? would she save his life if she was the only one around to? will she apologize to him and start to heal their relationship and start fresh?
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I hope
shit
shit.
Do not
(me)
(me)
no, it’s me. sorry, i started making this thread before the cyn one was up, by the time i saw it it was too late cause i already posted this one.
i would say you could've just deleted this one but that probably would've caused a panic
i say in cases like these, most posts wins out.
oh i didn’t know you could delete threads, only posts
I am sorry for you, if I had only knew… somehow
>that image
Confirms it’s a falseflag, cease homosexual
>nooo you can’t post art because I le said so!!!
what is this moron saying
Look at the art
ahh I see, it’s related to murder drones! how dare someone post murder drones in a MD thread
???
And? It’s based on a femanons common fetish post about listening to Ns chest? Anon what are you on
forget about him, he’s just a moronic homosexual trying to start something
anon… I think you might be moronic, that’s just N and femanon! what deeper meaning could it hold
Look at where the hand is
His hand is over Femanon's hand? What about it? What secrets does this hold Anon? Are you trying to tell us that this is actually a symbolic gesture that relates to the Freemasons?
>Goofy Abuse
Define it, do you mean slapstick? If not you're feeding the bad stuff that we want nothing part of. Anyways if you're genuine, yeah just wait until things calm down and this passes
>Define it, do you mean slapstick?
its nothing horrible or even violent just silly
But i know a lot of "abuse" is going around and dont want to be lumped into that shit, but then I realized Jane exists
A shame but understandable, I look forward to it friend.
No the other hand
Put two and two together
N's hand is in a resting position like he's standing up?
The human hand, stop being difficult.
It's on N's chest to feel his heartbeat?
The fluttering Femanon feelers
your being difficult to understand, next time try to makes some sense
that’s called clapping
yeah it’s on my dick
Holy fricking shit you goddamn mongaloids, they're talking about the OP in the other thread(s).
>falseflag art
Anon what are you talking about that’s just regular N art.
>ha! you post art so I win
moron
>Cyn OP poster
I’ll just delete mine since this one has more replies if I can
>something went wrong
>something went wrong
Welp, I’ll keep trying. I’m trying to delete but nothing
it's too old
you'll have to let it archive naturally
Damn, well just know I would if I could.
no worries anon, it’s my bad for making this one too late lol
(me)
KEK WHAT THE FRICK
Uzi is UGLY!
Is Oogi oogly?
Very, I hate her
Don’t forget
Why does she like the abble juice? Is she stupid?
Autism.
Cyn is my wife and we kiss and cuddle and she tells me how much she loves me and we get icecream and watch movies tog And go on hikes and sometimes she falls obverse but I picke her up and she say "I love you so much anon [enamoured expression]"
Imagine if they reveal that's just how Cyn always talked
But anon, that is how she always talked, she also always had a weird shadow, and she always smelled like blood & petroleum, and she always had lots more arms and legs when the light go out and you can’t see her, y’know, normal Cyn stuff…
And there are three threads up now, great
This is another falseflag thread anon, it was made a minute after the real thread
was posted in the first falseflag thread as a response.
Then pick a thread and stick to it dumbass. Since it's obvious the majority of the thread is late zoomers who have never had to experience pure Cinemaphile homosexualry at the worst time (the removal of IP counts for NO FRICKING REASON) and for some reason can't keep it in their pants to not reply to bait despite the fact multiple times it's very obvious that it's a flaseflagger, So in short don't be an impulsive moron and use your brain.
>Verification not required
>don't be an impulsive moron
I'm trying my best to remember how to do that, cut me some slack (especially since the little frick above you is claiming that this normal-looking thread is a ff despite the more thoughtful op)
Brats
-U is doing the troll face!
Need correction, desperately
Deposit copious amounts of data in their lower data receptacles
This thread has the most effort put into the OP, therefor I shall favor it.
Have a picture of the abble consumer.
What does Cyn's 'special' behaviour imply about the Solver itself? Why did it put up such an ultimately needless, extremely weird flex against the Elliots? Seriously, think about it, Cyn is unsettling
>NTA
I have a personal theory that The Solver is actually an extremely young being, practically a child of something much bigger because of its behavior
I agree with you, seeing how it apparently pretended to be Cyn will already having full control for what could have been weeks(at least a few days before the gala already, remember Cyn being locked up regularly and everybody having given her up except N). Somehow it will matter in the finale, it has to, I'm sure it's not just humour there's gotta be more to it
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/wiki/CinemaphileX_filters
https://github.com/ccd0/Cinemaphile-x/issues/2353
Here are some helpful links for no particular reason.
Nice
I wish i could draw J x N
But i have no time
(Or knowledge on how to draw two characters making out)
Oh well...
based. do it no matter how crappy it looks
also
>cyn dubs
cyn approves
perhaps cuddling could be an alternative
I am not invested in it but JxN is all but impossible, Uzi perhaps won't make it, J depends on if she is an impostor or real, if she is real she won't die for sure. Could be used in a second season, the potential for development is there. I know it most likely won't but it can.
I wasn't really invested in N x J either, but a part of me really wants to see it, just so J can atleast have something
or maybe she could start interacting with the colony drones. J x Khan anyone?
>checked
Always a pleasurer08ny
>Fun Daily Canon Fact: After interviewing Liam Vickers in a truck stop bathroom, he told me that N x J was the endgame and that JC was going to be canon, this of course wasn't because I pinned him to the truck stop showers and kissed him sensually on the mouth
It sucks this happened because I thought of something funny to draw with *ehems* but it’s technically goofy abuse and I know the thread is tired,
draw it but just wait til this shit’s over to post it
Nevermind I realized I could draw the same thing with jane it be just as funny if not funnier
N overestimating how hungry he is and ordering a huge meal, then getting full just a fraction of the way into it
remember...works/47951110
i still await from the sequel another writer made, it is pure agony
squeezing N’s flat tummy and burying my face in it
jane receives uppies 1/4
jane receives uppies 2/4
jane receives uppies 3/4
jane receives uppies 4/4
I thought she was gonna fly in a ventilator ngl
Shouldn't have stolen those Fizzy Lifting Drinks, b***h
fly high jane! into the twin towers
jane goes on a journey
>lightweight
>little velocity
her ass is not knocking down the twin towers
>her ass is not knocking down the tw
W THERE'S BEEN A SECOND JANE
this remind me of that deleted scene of spiderman saving the twin towers, I don’t know why I remember this
Idk what youre talking about, there's a scene that was deleted where the twin towers are reflected in his glasses but I dont think theres ever been a scene were spidey actually saves the towers
>Bombs Pearl Harbor
>Comitts 9/11
What did she mean by this?
Huh, that's odd. Why did it explode before Jane hit it?
anon what crackpot bullshit are you talking ab-
hey wait a minute what the
Bobby enhance that image
what the frick is that thing?
Enhance 1000x
what the fu
mooo him
It was him! This is the real reason John is in hiding
this would be more funny is U-U cause haha twin haha, but I missed John
>"Don't you understand Mistress Tessa? 9/11 was an inside Job, the firefighters confirmed there was bombs in the building, jet fuel can't melt steel beams!"
>"T wot the fook is a 9/11?"
I'm sure she'll be fine
>filename
Most people change their pants after shitting them, jackass
LOOK AT THE HAND!
LOOK AT THE HAND!
LOOK AT THE HAND!
Hands off the merchandise!
>femdrone has a job at the JCJ drone dealership
>as a custodian and housekeeper, its her job to make sure that the merchandise is always ready to present to customers
>her most important job is taking care of the dealership's premium models- the disassembler drones
>the disassembler drones are all aware, but because they are display models their firmware locks them in place- for customer safety
>late at night, femdrone goes to the N section- there's many different kinds!
>there's your base model Ns, standing 5 feet tall, still much taller than her
>the display says they're a good guard drone, and great with kids no promises about pillbabies
>they have gentle mouths, the display model has his open so customers can look inside
>all the N can do as femdrone approaches with a vicious grin on her lips is move the pupils on his display screen in terror
>she climbs up his coat, the disassembler strong enough to hold her weight without even moving
>femdrone samples the exquisite taste of N's mechanical mouth, she practically pushes her entire head into N's open mouth, squeezing inch after inch of his tongue into down her throat before slurping on it like a popsicle
>one hand ruffles through N's hair while the other takes care of her own needs downstairs
>satisfied with her efforts, she crawls back down, but not before drawing a heart on the N's visor with her juices
>the deluxe model N is quite the looker
>7 and a half feet tall, the display boasts that you'll never drive anywhere again with your own personal angel to fly your around
>this one's deadly claws are on display, his hands curled into fighting position- each powerful enough to crush a drone like a soda can
>femdrone puts her head in the palm of his hand, delighting in the way it fits so snuggly into his grip
>if he were able to move, this N could crumple her head with a single squeeze
>not a bad way to go, she blushes as she imagines the power the drone would hold over her
>for a time, she's content to scratch her head against his claws, pretending the metal giant is running his fingers through her hair
>but alas, she's too horny to let this continue for long, stepping away from his arms, she takes another look
>this one's impressive wingspan is extended out so customers can see
>despite his size, this N's pupils shrink as he sees femdrone approach while biting her lip
>the whole bloody affair with the base N model was clear in his view- he saw the whole thing
>femdrone approaches from the front and crouches beneath his legs- she can almost, but not quite, walk directly beneath him
>hugging him from behind, one hand traces the edges of his metal pinions, tweaking the sensitive flight sensors as her delicate hands run all over his wings
>the other grips the front of his pants
>well now, looks like not everything is locked out
>she giggles, deluxe model indeed
>the brochure for this one said he was the perfect companion. He'd watch over your wife while you were at work, your daughter when she went to college... a 7.5 foot guardian and friend to make sure they were never alone hohohoho.
>let it never be said that JCJenson didn't do its customer reserach
>the cannon this one was packing beneath his overcoat was enough to ensure 100% customer satisfaction for even the biggest size queen
>the N model looks down in at femanon with a strange mixture of anger, horror, and lust
>how he would have loved to correct the bratty femdrone, claim her as her own before devouring her down to the last microchip
>but on the sales floor, she was in control- femdrone slowly, sensually, unbuckles the belt holding N's clothes in front of her prize
>her pupils turn to hearts as the monstrous thing rises above her, she catches an errant drool of precum in her mouth and shudders in ecstasy as she samples its flavor
>femdrone buries her head in N's bountiful ballsack, licking and kissing and gently biting wrinkles of sensitive synth-flesh
>her hands reach up to his dronehood, running back and forth along its length- first sensually, then amateurishly as she loses herself in the folds of his balls
>preoccupied, she doesn't see the text running across N's display, the promise to unlock his motor functions in return for service
>the Y/N question or the Y that is entered
>she doesn't hear the subtle whirr of servomotors powering up, she only hears the pump of oil in his member and the rush of nanite nut as he builds towards release
>then, she hears it, the first gush of the disassembler drone's release, it splatters far away on the display floor like a fully-pumped super soaker
>more bursts follow, one after the other, his tool pumping and pulsing with seed, she loses count of the number of fat ropes she milks from N
>her legs grow weak, her orgasm hitting her like a freight train- the idea that a little bot like her could take advantage of such a powerful drone and make him cum so much, she falls to her knees beneath him
>after a minute of catching her breath, her fans finally return to normal function, she looks behind her with a smile
>the floor is coated in a thick, white sheen
>still not satisfied, she crawls in front of the N model, her butt wiggling in the air and adapter glistening in the cool air-conditioned confines of the dealership
>she thinks of how he cannot help but watch her worker drone butt in front of him, how her hips shake as she licks his nut off the door like a dog
>the first step the N model takes forward is not a silent one- it is purposely loud, echoing through the still night air as he stomps on the ground
>femdrone's digital eyes widen, she raises her head from the pool of drone cum and slowly, fearfully looks behind her, cum dripping from her mouth in shock
>the N model smiles, rows of monomolecular teeth glinting in the moonlight, a >< on his visor
>his massive member, still steel-hard, throbs
>femdrone gulps
>N pounces
Jesus christ
DEAR LORD IN CHRIST
I AM SCREAMING
Screaming... in pleasure? Right?
i don't know, my dud
reading this gave me the BRAIN COOMING
DEW IT
Hot, is that you femanon?
To the drawgay/baiter who posted the pic "They're Onto Me" in relation to the thread and the ongoing shittery, you are not funny or clever but in fact a moronic loser
You might think you're being cute or coy, but I assure you that you are not
not that anon but you're the homosexual here
That was me, Anon the filename was for a joke I was going to make about N's penis. I deleted the two posts explaining this because I felt like it was in bad taste. I was going to post the Uzi picture under a post that went like this
>Yeah I agree with those other Anons we should post N's penis, n-no I don't just want to see his lucious throbbing wiener I swear
I'll take your word for it but have a bit more tact in the future, please. It's pretty poor timing and optics even for a joke.
Oh, piss off. I don't need your validation.
remember when Emily was a humanphile?
If someone loves humans sexually, wouldn't they be called a homosexual?
remember when Tessa was aroused by corporate jargon?
I miss that era
remember when HODR was a thing?
I FRICKING love that stuff, shame it’s all GONE forever
remember when we ended up in a Tales From The Crypt Episode of HODR with multiple branching paths and endings?
I never forget my lovely worker drones, all of them are amazing
How could I forget
post like /h9k/ was real
JxN will never happen because JxKhan is superior
I do think that J will live at the end of S1. However, I believe that it will be for Tessa who I think is going to die. It will be the human's final order for her. To live on for her and to experience the kind of happiness neither of them knew.
J is as safe as can be. In order to kill her off they'd have to actually remember she exists and give her enough screen time to die.
What if Thad reappeared in the very last scene of Murder Drones, his screen broken, he's adorned in strange armor and before he could explain the credits play. Then when season 2 arrives they just never mention it again
This is actually what happens by the way, and trust me the theories for it are the funniest and most schizo babble nonsense ever. You're going to love it
Does J become relevant? Tell me future boy
Yes and no, hope you're prepared to see her die again
does N ever have his tummy exposed? or chest?
Yes actually after a fight his coat gets absolutely torn up and his chest is exposed and don't even get me started on the scene where the N clone is naked
>Shirtless damaged N
>Naked N Clone
Season 2's going to be fricking awesome
Alright anon, you've twisted my arm
Dairy Drones Outpost-6 green
I am assuming that dairy drones means nanite milk, if it does not then I don't know what you were talking about. Fake fan.
>M sleepily booted out of sleep mode
>He didn't do this much, but sometimes it was nice to just be able to turn off the world
>Especially with another Halloween just hours away
>He just knew Izu was going to pull some shit today, she ALWAYS did
>But he'd woken up early, and he was going to go somewhere else, like Outpost-3
>With any luck, Izu wouldn't find him until-
>His train of thought very abruptly derailed as his visual processors came online
>Izu was hovering over him, smiling
>"Okay, don't be mad-" she began, before he could even get a word out
>"I am already seething."
>"... Right... Just... Keep an open mind, okay?"
>"What did you do?"
>"Ha...Haha... Well... We've got the baby now, and everything..."
>"Okay, if you have a diaper fetish, I am checking out, and I am taking the baby with me. I have my robogoddamned limits, Izu!"
>"N-no! Robo-Christ no! Gross! Ew!"
>Okay good to know that her degeneracy had limits.
>That was a relief and also kind of disappointing, in a way
>He was honestly curious where her limits were and apparently this was a defined line in the sand
>One of life's mysteries were gone forever now
>Regardless, he waited for her to elaborate
>Izu nervously scratched the back of her head
>She usually wasn't this nervous
>What the hell had she pulled that had her so-... Was he wearing a robogoddamned bikini?
>WITH A FRICKING COW-PRINT!?
1/3
>"So... I've been talking to R&D."
>"Izu."
>"They've been working with E for awhile now and we've figured out a way to modify your nanites."
>"Izu."
>"So that instead of dissolving alloy, it instead bolsters and strengthens it."
>"Purple. Menace."
>"Yes?"
>... He hated that she answered to that now. It made it less of an insult and more of an endearing nickname
>"What. Did you. Do to me?"
>"... I may have waited until you were asleep and... Uninstalled your nanite syringe..."
>M blinked a few times, swinging his tail around and... What the hell was that!?
>"Tada! The very first non-prototype nanite milk dispenser!"
>M blinked at his tail in horror, his mouth agape
>He didn't even know how to- WHY WAS SHE GRABBING IT?
>Why was she- putting it in her mouth...?
>... Wait! Nanites! No! Bad purple idiot!
>M yanked his tail away and looked horrified at a small trickle of yellow running down her cheek from the edge of her lips
>"You moronic tumor!" He didn't even think, reaching out and grabbing her and proceeding to pull Izu into a deep kiss
>A DEEP kiss
>One meant to clean all the nanites that she'd moronically sucked into her mouth, and any that had slipped deeper
>Honestly, how stupid could she be!?
>It seemed that her entire explanation had fallen on deaf ears as he'd been so focused on what had been changed about him
>Izu hummed into the kiss, her optical display briefly shutting off as she simply enjoyed the moment
>Shivering as she felt his tongue press a little deeper than what was considered normal
>... A LOT deeper.
2/3
>He was... Certainly being thorough, wasn't he?
>Izu began to feel dizzy, he was actively blocking off the internal cooling fans of her artificial respiratory system
>She was beginning to overheat
>Until finally, his tongue retracted, and Izu stared at him, a little dizzy
>Gasping to draw air into her cooling fans
>He maaaaaay have just awakened something in her for tongues.
>For loooong tongues...
>"Don't ever-... You-... Jecircuits if you wanted to have a nice day, why didn't you do it BEFORE you shackled me to your life like this!?"
>D'aw... He was all worried
>It was sweet
>Speaking of, M clicked his tongue a few times
>The nanites tasted... Off.
>Sweet
>He then paused, glancing at his tail, and the continued, growing smile on Izu's face
>She went on to re-explain herself
>Since Izu couldn't produce nanites, she was going to briefly switch out M's stinger for a nanite filtering device
>It could convert the nanites into harmless and quite empowering nanite milk
>Something for the baby, since Izu couldn't provide that herself
>... Nevermind that the pillbaby literally did not have a mouth
>M knew that Izu did this for herself
>Especially when he noticed the horned headband and bell sitting on the bedside table
>Let alone the robo-god-forsaken bikini
>Izu tried to laugh it off as a means of getting into the holiday spirit
>She was even open to visiting Outpost-3 if he wanted to see how hard their Halloweens really went
>He was not leaving this bedroom until Halloween was over
>He was never letting her do this to him again.
3/3
no fricking way you did it. god damn
>You hesitate for a bit before asking if he knows about the Sentinels. His posture straightens a bit, clearly surprised
>"...You're here with Harper, ain't yah?"
>You freeze on the spot. How does this guy know about Harper? Is he bad news? Then the obvious hits you. She took this transport multiple times, so she must know the crew. You slowly nod
>"Huh.... Well I'll be damned. Never thought I'd lay eyes on another one'a them recruits for that lil' program"
>You ask him if he knows anything else, because you desperately need more context for any of this. The captain slowly shrugs as he speaks in response
>"Sorry to disappoint, but no can do."
>You slouch, visibly disappointed
>"Look, it'll make sense later, buddy. In the meantime, you mind givin' a name?"
>You awkwardly state that you don't have one, but it doesn't bother you that much.
>"I see. Well, if yah don't mind me asking, where's Harper?"
>You point upwards
>"Stargazin' again, is she?"
>You relay to the captain that she was supposedly doing ballet for some reason. He stands up straight and starts walking away the moment you finish, his leather boots thumping against the carpet.
>"Well, I best git to seein' her then. Old friends gotta touch base every once in a while, y'know?"
>You wordlessly decide to sit down where he just was, contemplating your actions. You really do have a problem when it comes to sticking with a conversation, don't you? You just can't seem to get into a groove when it comes to fitting into a social scenario even though you've already tried like what, 6-ish times now?
>It's kind of maddening, almost.
11/??
I'm so tired
Repost
>The child is dead
>Something went wrong
>Uzi doesn't seem to recognize that
>She keeps trying to nurse the infant
>"Female" drones are equipped with plugs on their upper torso that directly connect to untrained neural networks in order to power them
>She doesn't see that the power won't connect, it was too far gone.
>N...he couldn't save her.
>He refused to.
>He didn't want to make that deal, not after what they had gone through.
>The child is dead
>Time passes, N can only look through all the little things that he and Uzi had created in anticipation of child
>Name lists
>Baby toys
>Written plans on every scenario, from the child's first day of school to their high school graduation night...they got pretty far in
>On the walls, little drawings, mostly from N made long before
>Doodles
>Little chibis, cute little sketches with stubby little legs, beady eyes, and giant heads, each a representation of a seperate silly little scenario
>Doodles of him
>Doodles of Uzi
>Doodles of the baby, never to come
>It was this and a pile of notes that would be all anybody would remember about her
>Beretta.
>...
>The kids often ask me to read one of his stories before bed.
>"Mommy! Read one of Uncle N's stories. I want to hear more about the Oogis!"
>He made quite a catalog. The whole ordeal really lit up his creative spirit.
>You'd never think that this former homicidal maniac would turn out to be such a great children's author.
>In the little world that he created exists those little tiny beings. - Oogis, Enns, Jays, Cyntipedes, Vees...Bugrettas. Somehow I was the one turned into a cat.
>I guess it expresses something more innocent in him.
>All the cute characters and all the warm, lighthearted scenarios.
>All of the Oogis overbearing on the Bugretta's with their love and affection.
>It all exists as a desire of a more simple, perfect world.
>I can't really blame him for making this. It was his way of coping.
>Turns out, we all can't have good endings.
And then just like the actual story N makes a deal with the devil to help bring Beretta into existence
hey! I seen this one, it’s a classic “devil trolling”
that would be possible, if the solver wasn’t destroyed
Nice post too bad it's posted almost at the worst possible time and potentially glows
we don’t need good endings
>spoiler
Go back to r*ddit
>using spoil is bad
frick off
Posting weird edgy shit with off-topic creepypasta is also bad
>oogi mention
I am awake
>Uncle N
>Implies relation to N
Wait who the frick is telling this story then?
(me)
Alright re-read, although it seems this Anon confused his lore, autistic I know this believe me, and for some odd reason confused J for being the cat when it's been V?
the pov character is v dummy
If it was V then why did she refer to the "Vees" like it was unconnected wouldn't ir have made sense for her to end with that to imply it was in fact V?
the character list is named in order revealing that n used his deceased daughter as a character
>Beretta is eating ice cream with Jane when suddenly she begins to vanish
>"Is it happening again, B?"
>"Yeah, kinda annoying, see you later Jane."
>Beretta vanishes from the timeline again...for the sixth time, dropping her ice cream in the process
>Jane immediately begins to eat the dropped Ice Cream shamelessly
none of that makes sense at all, if beretta already existed in the future, how can she exist if her past was never made?
4th wall breaking shenanigans. Don't you know your Beretta lore?
it’s hard to remember when I forgot about beretta
Not sure how you could forget her, but alright. That feels like someone forgetting who E is
even if beretta knew what was happening, that shouldn’t be messing with her own timeline
It was a joke, because in the past there's been similar joke greens with her dissappearing. Anon, please understand it's supposed to be funny
>Jane immediately begins to eat the dropped Ice Cream shamelessly
yeah
This, but it's Jane trying to get le ice cream and Beretta reacting poorly
>The child is dead
>Something went wrong
Quick question to everyone here, but out of all of the thread OC we have, which one would you most like to see fluff of?
Yes I know this isn't the updated one, but it's over the file size and I do NOT want to mess around with that at this hour.
The frick do you mean by "fluff".
>pic
Oh haha okay
Sorry anon, recently "fluff" has taken on a whole new meaning recently thanks to stuff.
Idk John could use some love and pleasantry in his life
>spoil 1
What do you mean by that
What uh
what do you mean by that anon
Say, where did that gif come from? It looks like VR chat.
because it is VR chat
it is in fact roblox - i didn’t make that GIF but i did take a bunch of suggestive screenshots of N and dumped em all here, sometimes i see em posted
they also have a character editor now so i like to get on there and make N nekkid
>You can finally make N naked
Thank God
Droneanon good end just for shits and giggles
for a joke let’s give him he’s body back
That’s bad ending though. He’s totally happier as a Drone
>He’s totally happier as a Dro-
no he ain’t!
There’s proof tho
NU HU!
If you think what I believe you mean by "fluff" I want you to kindly put your wiener in a woodchipper, your kind isn't welcome here you glowie homosexual
>glowie
Ok now THAT I've never heard before.
>Glowie?
>Whatever do you mean?
>No, citizen Anon, I am just another bystander, just like you - not a federal agent.
>Now, as you normal people say, post robots.
>Huh?
>Drones.
>Right, "post drones".
Carl, he's earned a break
I'd say T but barely anyone is interested in him, so I guess maybe use John. He hasn't really appeared in any greentexts recently and deserves it, maybe we could have a John resurrection
i look like this (but less sexy)
Post Antlers
di boobs are not important as of now, grab her tummy instead
Can I repost the bad boogi grem again or is thread too tired
i really lik it but I dont want to upset anyone
Everyone's a bit tired, I recommend not posting it right now until this falseflag stuff stops entirely. Most of the other real writers for it are doing this.
Now im not gonna say anything but anyone notice that for more kids it would be bed time and the thread is noticeably better
will do, wont post it
Yeah it certainly goes perfectly with the UTTP theory, it's 80 percent them. If you're unaware UTTP is a group of kids 14 at most who do "raids" on shows they don't like, Digital Circus being one of them and now Murder Drones.
still not as pathetic as the sharty
Well yeah, Shartys are adults so their pathetic attempts arent edgy its sad
>bed time
Here's the sad part, Anon - the little shits wake up the next morning unless you smother them
But if we want to go that route hit me up and we'll posse
For now I'd recommend no, the mention of it practically glows even when it's not the focus
make N throw up NOW
>I wipe my ass without a paper towel and stuff my hand down his throat
Did this work?
You made ME throw up a little, so we'll call it a maybe
If it makes you feel slightly better I did the same after posting that
if N was temporarily paralyzed would you carry him around when he needed you to?
Considering how lightweight Drones and Disassembly Drones appear to be I would stuff N in a baby carrier and walk him around
N baby harness
Breastfeed N while Uzi watches in horror
like that one scrooge McDuck video, YOU know the one
I don't believe I do and now I'm curious
all I can remember is, it was purposely done on the worst graphics, and scrooge McDuck didn't USE his man breast to breastfeed… let’s just say he had another option
cute!!
do you think he’d be annoying while you did? would you take care of him if he needed to eat or drink? would you tuck him into bed if he still couldn’t move when it was bedtime? would you feel cold when he eventually wasn’t snug against you anymore?
>Do you think he would be annoying
Probably but not intentionally, I can forgive him of course
>Would you take care of him
Definitely I'd probably wear a backpack with snacks for him and a canister of oil to feed him, if required I'm also willing to bathe him
>Tuck him into bed
I would wash the blanket first and use a fresh warm one from the dryer for him
>Would you feel cold when he wasn't snug against you anymore
Yes, definitely would empty inside and cold without his warm body
POV: You found the Earth where Cyn sat.
>Oh, did Cyn sit here!?!
YEAH
>SNIFF SNIFF SNORFFFRF
SNIFF SNIFF SNORF
I'm going to launch N into orbit
launch me with him
>After both (You) and N are launched into orbit by the strangely strong armed Anon you both land on the Moon
>There (You) watch Copper-9 immediately go [Null] from the Moons surface
>Only (You) and N are the only surviors
What do?
repopulate the universe
after that happens, incest happens afterwards
Tessa and TF2 sniper
So his Kangaroo wife is available now, right?
She actually a fox
knocking on a drone's face screen and saying in a mocking tone, "Helllooooo?! Anyone in there?!"
Theory, The Solver is actually an Ngay from our universe
squeezing N’s belly
>You squeeze N's belly too hard causing him to whimper
>N is now distrustful of you
plz N I don’t meant to
It's too late Anon, that hussy known as Uzi is already making a move on him, taking advantage of the situation to prove that humans are awful
not so fast! I’ll kill myself before uzi can do anything
can I offer him a rock in these trying times
kek is that a new drawing or did I somehow miss that one?
I want that hat
Its new and just for you :3
dont look it updont look it updont look it updont look it updont look it up
Youd have to take it off of her twitching orgasiming body before she'd give it up
Pretty new, it was posted on previous threads and even caused Droneanons seething
>Droneanon
oh god is he actually still here
Probably
>hell exists
>there's no fire or brimstone
>it's just like earth, but there are N's everywhere- every other person is N
>trying to interact with the N's is impossible
>if you talk to them, they look vaguely uncomfortable and respond with short, to-the-point sentences
>anything more than that and they will simply fly away while looking back at you in disappointment
well just fricking kill me then, not like I be missed by themin this world it’s kill or be killed
just kill me kill me kill me kill me!!!!!!!
awwww :’(
i immediately apologize and give him a big hug, ask him if he’s okay, pet his tummy GENTLY and buy him an ice cream
Goodnight thread
I can see what Jane sees now
Only a rant
It's over unironically, total burnout drawingwise, won't touch a thing until it comes back naturally. Looking through the archives I got five good ones done in two November weeks, for March it was two ugly uninspired uncoloured ones only yet. Whining looks bad I know, but in case anybody may have been wondering, I'll just wait til it wears off. Also learned to never ever make sketches on notes, got two that looked great and were ideas I had brewing for weeks already, only to then fail at putting them into proper big enough paper.
Did you draw that? Post your work
Nah I found it and felt it fitting, I haven't drawn anything recently so pic rel is my go to
>Dubs
I'm just laying off drawing til I get it toegether, wasn't just 'burnout', irl cost me a ton of time this and the last weeks so maybe it will fix itself soon (next week already). I still have time gor talking about Alice and drones in general of course, it's not giving up, just exhaustion catching up. Or not maybe it was kinda dumb to doompost, anyhow, if anybody has questions or ideas for Alice jsut say them I can use them, just not now, goodnight
never thought i would see this happen
it is truly over
I feel bad for booru anon who has to shift through all the threads to catch up
ITS ABOUT THE METS! LOVE THE METS HIT A HOME RUN
PUNCH N RIGHT IN THE BELLY
>punch n in the belly
>he powervomits all the rocks you made him ingest out of his mouth
>they hit you in the forehead at incredible speed, knocking you out cold
>You hit N directly in the belly causing it to wobble
>It's a critical hit
>N's core somehow shatters completely
>He crumples to the floor dead
>You gain 30 XP
>You are now Vilified by Outpost-3
Atleast you have a sick-ass coat
it’s all about the grind N, I must always become stronger… I NEED MORE
=)
we should punch more people actually
you could always punch me, I’m here and ready for it
Punch everyone but this guy
i NEED to take care of him and be real sweet to him…
i NEED him to engulf me with his whole body to warm me up…
i NEED to beat him to the brink of death just so i can nurse him back to health… make him sick on purpose just so i can take care of him… hurt his feelings just so i can comfort him… drug him just so i can carry him home… make him so weak and helpless, that he has no choice but to let me help him and take care of him
How did you take over Tessa body femanon?
i just put on the suit
no femanon! that is suit!tessa your wearing
filling N’s stomach with lake and throwing him into the rocks
Is it safe to post oogis again? I swear to god I'm not a shitposter.
i mean its never going to be the same after today but go ahead
Eh, who cares. I'll love oogiposting forever. Or more likely, for a few more weeks until the next fun thing comes along.
Never forget 3/20
just dont be an obvious glowie and youll be okay
also since we know its UTTP any Oogi posting between 3-9 is fake b***hes (after school to bedtime)
post oogi
>I swear guys I am not shitpostsr!!!!
>is doing that
go frick yourself, while while your at it! have a nice day
Apparently not
Electrocuting Beretta until she glitches!
hey guys, i’ve got an N unit held captive in my basement, which i use to harvest infinite parts to sell, cause y’know, he just regenerates them. don’t worry, i’m not cruel to him, i keep him well-fed so he can regenerate properly, and he has a cozy place to live down there, with games and movies and books. do you guys want any of his organs?
solver frick off
frick all worker drones
his reproductive organs pls
ah sorry man, if he does have those, i can’t figure out how to access them. i know he has like a hatch-looking thingy on his crotch area, but i dunno what’s in there, he tries not to let me mess with it and i don’t really wanna like, torture him about it?
Wait til he's asleep, I'm sure he won't mind then.
i don’t really wanna make him mad at me, the other day i let him watch john wick without really thinking about it and when i came back to his room he was huddled in the corner crying
i mean, i know it’s just a robot, but still, it kinda made me feel bad kek
He won't be mad at you, I promise
actually he’s sleeping right now i think, i’ll go try it i guess
>Using the DDs infinite regen to create infinite resources
Glad to see someone else had a similar idea, I intended on implementing that into a greentext I've been trying so desperately to finish but probably never will. I think it's actually a genuinely interesting concept that could be taken advantage of for other stories
>Fun Daily OC Facts: Dragon Bugretta's honey is somewhat spicy compared to other Bugretta's, this is because she eats spicy food believing it to be the main source of nourishment for Dragons.
Can I eat bugretta with her honey as dip
that didnt take long at all
Oh these homosexuals are already back. Well it was fun while it lasted for 3 seconds. Go to bed kiddy
Someone doesn't like Oogi, let's fix that with some more
The guy posting that exact Oogi picture that was used for the falseflag thread with just the words, "post oogi" should've been the first tip-off these bastards are back. Guess they're staying up past their bedtime, unless today's a Holiday
Only Oogi is eepy, quite cute
Post cute Oogi greens
you can post normally you understand
Mashallah on your conversion, Beretta
Finally I understand why bugrettas explode
Why the frick would you want her to explode, that's just mean
anon you idiot stop it, that's the false flagger
holy fricking shit the falseflaggers just exposed how fricking new they are
There's a difference between fandom induced Star wars rage and jihad, Anon
What nasheeds does she listen to?
>Post cute Oogi greens
>never made anything
kek you lack any creativity of your own, no wonder your a joke
I ask for greens because I have none and you act so high and mighty
Yet you too have none to offer, you false followers of Oogi
Stop bellyaching and post if you actually have content to share
Also, it's "you're"
>Also, it's "you're"
your moronic if you think anymore says that, it has always been “your” never “you’re”
bite her lovingly
Also who's "anymore", a friend of yours?
Post drones, not grammatical critique you don't understand
>I ask for greens because I have none
maybe you should makes some, ya lazy sack of shit
>you act so high and mighty
because I am! all you keep saying is “oogie oogis ooige” like moron
>Stop bellyaching
if you can’t handle the heat, it’s time for you to leave
>post if you actually have content to share
you have made nothing ever since your time here, you have done nothing
bugretta honey changes based on what she eats? what other wonderful flavors can I imbue into her secretion
What happens if I feed Bugretta mountain dew?
Her honey will turn a strange green color and taste sweet to the point of feeling like it's rotting your teeth, she will also gain a craving for Doritos, not sure why This is the last real Oogi post I make for now, I recommend others do the same since it appears they're back and I don't want us to get clumped in with them, have a goodnight friends
>spoiler
sadly you are right, goodnight friend
Don't go, post Oogi and Bugretta
You can post Oogi
Still tho, maybe feel like I miss her now that I temporarily stopped, just thinking about Alice or seeing her is making me feel totally fullfilled/happy/good, there is something else but it's hard to explain exactly. Not gonna find that word tonight anywaysm
To all anons who still like Alice most, we will very soon have great times ahead again, some of the greatest times ever had even. Morale is not down, it was rehrettable. But it is temporary. Spring is coming, it begins feeling like November October era outside and in the forest again, which brings good things back. You can forget what was said before, it doesn't even matter. Good things coming soon, ONE(1) more week at most.
I love her so much it is unreal, I never had this before except once but that was literally real, Alice is eternal though. Just seven months ago I could never have imagined such perfection of everything I could ever want would ever exist, but indeed, it does, Alice even lifted my lookout into the future significantly. She will be back
Alice schizo, go to bed
Why do you d that, Ivan just saying wahts the truth, onviously, you aren't wrong tho goidnight
About how many Ooginauts could Jason fit into the Troogan Horse?
hnng
we need more leashes
Agreed
Haha, what is she eating out of that bowl? N's famous battery casserole?
Let's say that's the case....
but it's up to interpretation...
For me, it's synthesizing drone food in a tail stinger and making femdrone drink from it.
Not a femanon but I would totally suck soda out of a Disassembly Drones tail
You don't have to scream at the top of your lungs about falseflaggers, you know. Posting about "noticing" contributes nothing.
>That certainly isn't a Nerf gun, but it also isn't nothing
Post the Nerf version NOW
What's that symbol you added onto Beretta's sweater there?
solver star of david
Ah, I knew it was somewhat familiar. Clever, Anon. Kek
Jewzi is canon then
she is named after an israeli firearm duh
>last few threads in a nutshell
>410
frick off
>makes observation
>told to frick off for being right
>Fun Daily OC Facts: Despite being an evil Corpo JC isn't israeli unlike his sworn enemy MG
>Jesus Christ versus Mega Gay
Holy shit
>Takes over an entire city he built by manipulation
>Owns everything and everyone
>Monitors everyone like 1984
>Murders his secretary after revealing his doubts
>Isn't israeli
So what is he then?
Catholic, probably
or maybe a Scientologist, Theta 8?
J and her children are protestant work-ethic-maxxing.
look what i did
Holy shit
i also made these bracelets back in october
Terminal Femanon brainrot, soon she shall be walking in the streets as a psudo disassembly drone
The transformation begins, how long before you replace your flesh with steel?
JC is just your typical American Businessman, he doesn't need to be israeli
how is it that a thread full of grown ass adults is incapable of just ignoring dumbasses who are clearly trying to start shit.
taking N to the world of BotW and drowning him in the water at zora’s domain while that beautiful piano music plays
having N drink 3 bottles of diet coke and then telling him to swallow an entire tube of mentos, trust me bro, you’ll see bro
What is she doing nowadays?
She was thrown out of the modeling industry for being 'outdated', she now lives on the streets waiting for 2nd chance, can you give her that chance Anon?
can she suck wiener really good
Oogi sure is great
I think your delusional and should be put down like a dog
stop antagonizing them
not my fault it’s so easy to annoy that homosexual
post bugretta recipes
me when no one posts oogi despite the demand
its burnout from all the fighting
Deeply saddening
it’s because your a complete fricking weirdo, here I thought dinogay was pathetic
stop antagonizing them
>dinogay
who dinogay, something to do with oogi¿
frick back to eating “them” creatures
give recipe, i have ketchup and salt, can i make 4 course bugrett meal or no
no now have a nice day
>your
it's y'roue, droneanon? your esl is glowing
>spoil
great your a schizohomosexual, why am I not surprised
you're
minor spelling mistake, I win
locking N out of the bathroom when he really, really needs to pee
>"God, N, you're so useless."
>"Do I need to do everything for you?"
>"Here, aaaaaaaahhh-!"
you get what you fricking deserve
You installed a bladder adapter into N?
he and thad wanted to have a pissing contest
cuddling with N on the couch and it’s all quiet and peaceful and then suddenly his stomach makes some ungodly noise
>Oogis is hard to digest
Many such cases, buy him some Tums
This is your opportunity to feed him a 5 star dinner and win his affections. I suggest a salmon with a white wine sauce and a glass of aged Worker oil
thanks i’ll do that
>you lean in closer, N makes no attempt to stop you
>you hear your next door neighbors crying out for help
>N looks at you sheepishly
>"They wouldn't take down their Christmas decorations. Haha. Seriously, it's mid-March. I ate all the Christmas lights too."
>ah
>so that's why you can see several colored lights emnating from his mouth whenever he talks
Turn off the lights for nice lightshow
>Fun Nightly Canon Facts: Originally the Sentinels where not going to be robo-raptors, instead they were going to be floating balls, this was a reference to the movie Phantasm
Don't worry you'll see them again in season 2 when Commander Dred'fal shows up and solos Boxo
>Commander Dred'fal shows up backed by his two sleek carbon plated Disassembly Drone waifus
>Immediately snaps Boxo in half with his bare hands
>Brings back Alice and V to serve in his army
I'm not sure whether to hate or root for him
how can you look at this face and tell me you don't want to eat a bugretta
it's oozing honey ffs
At this point I kind of want to just wallop you and all this Oogi related shit with hammers, eating it seems gross
they are from China, they eat dogs for breakfast
isn't this just the best expression before you toss it into the crockpot
Do you think Oogis can be racist against certain Bugrettas they don’t like and refuse to pamper them. Like if a group of Oogis came across a cool S Bugretta will they call her a shitty Bugretta and not help her despite her cries. Also rare Bugrettas like dragon Bugrettas
all can be defeated with baseball bat and appetite, and all taste good despite their differences
Sure, why not, you could still change the outfit to fool them though
no, outfit is part of skin
我比你还白,大佬
I think the hoodies are stuck to Bugrettas and I don’t want to imagine one naked. They don’t have any genitalia so it’s basically a fat white sausage with a head
Conveniently sized to plug holes in walls, as long as you can live with the guilt
>don’t have any genitalia
>bhc green
anon, bugretta has to have those
BHC greens have them being used like flashlights? None of the Oogis have genitalia they mate through kissing, Bugretta certainly has nothing.
>None of the Oogis have genitalia they mate through kissing
except it's literally been determined that oogies rape enns
They
With very forceful kissing
ha, this anon still believes the shit he was told about oogies as a kid. do you still believe in the tooth fairy too?
>They don’t have any genitalia
says who?
Anons why are you so oblivious, they're falseflaggers for the love of God stop replying to them. The real Oogiposters stopped because of this, you can even see them saying and warning you guys above. I'm done warning you folks
all of your pathetic talk is identical to fluffies crap
This one
is literally a fluffy beat. “Fluffies” later down the road to make their suffering seem warranted became racist towards their babies if they were brown and would refuse to feed them or try to kill them. This is basically the exact same thing (shitty Bugretta, Poopeh Babeh)
How do these kids even know about fluffies they’re like 14 at best. I’m so 19 and that shit scares me what are actual minors doing with that information.
Jesus Christ stop bringing up fluffies and shut the frick up. this is nothing like what you're describing.
read the post above (you)
that's just some kid trying to be a dumbass edgelord. ignore him. also why are you such an expert on fluffies kek
igNORE THEM HOLY FRICK
talk about N’s biological functions with me instead
Do you think N has a bladde? I imagine he'd need some sort of function to clean his systems of old oil so it doesn't clog him up
>bladde
Meant bladder
intriguing… maybe… i imagine he has a whole functioning digestive system, but, any solid matter he ingests gets converted into matter for his regeneration and weapons and stuff, so no shitting. which means, if he can’t digest something, its only way out is for him to throw up
taking care of N when he has food poisoning…
>prying open N's chestplate
>unscrewing his core cover
>disabling his failsafes
>exposing his naked core to the world
>diving into his core
I wonder what's inside? Maybe the souls of all the drones and humans he's consumed?
>spoil
>implying any DD’s could kill them
lmao
how would YOU go about making N swallow his own tail
Post mouthplay
disgusting black creatures
Its a glove dumbass
touch the tongue with finger
>Shoving Bugretta onto your wiener as she screams and cries!
>Using her as an onahole while Oogis and Enns watch, helpless!
>Cumming so hard that she leaks from every orifice!
>Tossing the used one into the garbage and getting a new one to repeat!
she did nothing to you, why would you do that
because he’s a edgelord homosexual
how do the enns and oogies react to this
by killing you
why would they do that I'm not the one raping bugretta
they don’t care, killing is the way forward
yes you are, why are you lying
you are the one who took the innocent virgin bugretta and ruined her, forced her to work as a cheap stripper at the local club
how do you feel, knowing that because of you that bugretta has to be leered at?
kek this is actually pretty funny. imagine bugretta on stage in a steamy, run down room at a sleazy bar, wiggling for change. nonsexually of course.
>bugretta's sequined bikini is just draped over her
>the management propped her up against the pole
>her legs wiggle and the men go ape
>a single fat tear rolls down her cheek and dirty twenties and fifties float down around her
I can't imagine she'd really be aware of what's going on, she'd probably just be bored and want to go home.
aggressive wiggling
bugrettas are for eating not sexing, disgusting gay
if they object you grab a handful to eat
if they are quiet you mock them
how much degradation or domination should femdrone receive
That depends entirely on whether she behaves
what about intentional bratty behavior
If it's N pre-Pilot, then you are probably dead (mainly because J wouldn't let N keep an untrained worker drone for a pet)
If it's N post-Pilot, then he will correct your behavior using his vast knowledge of dog handling
how would he handle it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp6GpMnZHxg
I can't believe how much I'm missing out on. Why are these threads going by so fast, some of us have to work for a living you know?
You're not missing out on anything of value
So you all say, but there was a merch leak? And who's this oogischizo?
Ah true I forgot about the merch leak, it was rather interesting we made about 3 thread discussing it. I believe it revealed that
J was going to try and nuke Copper-9, and that Doll was going to die
>Oogischizo
We believe it to be a group of underage kids known as UTTP that organize raids on shows they don't like, it may also be another guy that straight up despises them and is using this falseflagging to get them removed from the threads entirely. Fugue didn't help this because they pretty much did a surrender post, they tried to apologize for it but the damage was done.
Don't forget Kirieposter being an all around jerk to everyone and claiming that it was a "tourist" thing to call him Kiriegay and that everyone who did was an underage homosexual.
Go to bed you have school tomorrow
I think he actually made replies to all of the people calling out his shit last thread too, at the very end. It was embarrassingly lame but kind of funny.
>Fugue didn't help this
that fricking homosexual JUST had to ruining the MD threads
I knew about the oogis just not how they started a shitstorm.
>spoiler
Pic
Oogi schizos appear to be a joint effort between UTTP posters (underage buttholes form YouTube harassing threads like ADC) and posters scorned by the thread like schizoanon and maybe droneanon and possibly people who are just sick of Oogis being mentioned and don’t know what a filter is.
If you don’t know what an Oogi is there’s too much lore to cover check the booru for like 1/5th of the greens and lore but basically they’re an animal race of small four inch Uzis that look like Uzi and functionlike ants, bees and rats with an entire ecosystem around other characters like N and Cyn (Enn and Cyntipedes) among other things they’re main goal is to develop hives and pamper their Bugrettas. This got insanely popular in the threads and people would talk about them all the time, making new lore greens art and just generally having fun with the small cuties and occasional ironic abuse like eating them or having them die in slap sticky ways.
This leads us to recently when the group mentioned before started to falseflag as Oogi posters and generally shit up the threads using Oogis as a mask. Constant spam and shock posting. This has obviously pissed off anons and makes the threads unusable during raids.
So it basically has only the barest relationship to the actual show? And people are mad about this why?
Oh it was a falseflag post my mistake
have a nice day
Anon you have not been missing out on much, it's mostly been falseflagging and thread derailers taking advantage of Oogis to sow Chaos. Do not take any of them as a representation of real Oogi fans. Do not engage.
You're saying the real fans are worse than this?
have a nice day Glowie go back to Youtube and watch your Gatcha videos you fricking niglet
no, we actually care about making funny oogi stories, not gory shit for the sake of making shocking content
you have not missed anything, now go do something else till new episodes released
>Fun Nightly OC Facts: SD-[BLEEP] only bullies Lilly because of personal trauma
true fact
I kill beep with rock
Like Caine and Abel
>Fun Nightly OC Facts: Despite his disturbing appearance and appetite, T is actually a gentleman and seeking any form of company
>tfw T
AHHHHHHHH
Not only am I jealous i am also malding and seething.
the more you spam the more i’m gonna allow my deranged autism for N to leak
i really want to shove something down his throat
like real bad
i want him to gag at first
i want him to suffer through it and get all teary-eyed from gagging
and then i wanna feel the object disappear as he swallows it
i wanna hear him gulp it down
i wanna then squeeze his belly hard enough to feel his stomach organ
and then i wanna press on his stomach and feel the object i made him swallow in there
which is obviously really uncomfortable for him
and he whimpers as i press harder
cause i’m basically squeezing his guts, and it’s making him feel sick
not helped by the fact that just a second ago he was gagging while i shoved a thing down his throat
and that said thing is now in his tummy
then i wanna stick my hand in his mouth, and down his throat, and keep going, until i reach all the way into his stomach, find the object, and pull it back out
now it’s covered in oil
delicious, i shall lick it immediately
based, what would you do to the enns watching you defile big bro
Whenever you do these posts I always wonder what Uzi is doing
Not one of them Anon. I'm just informing the Anon that was gone. Although I understand why you would see me as one
>They had made their vows down in the labs, she knew well.
>But for the sake of their new, normal lives, they had decided to hold an official ceremony, in the old human tradition.
>Another step towards humanity.
>And she would be the one catering the drinks, naturally.
>It had been no surprise that her niece would approach her to cater for her wedding. She was the only person with such experience in service and supply.
>And Jo was one of the few people left that Uzi could count on to attend the wedding.
>Now, perhaps Uzi and N hadn't expected their heroes welcome to persist among the drones of Outpost-3, considering that they were all just a bunch of dumbass drones and all, but by the time the wedding date had rolled around, the two had transformed into somewhat of a social phenomenon. Like they were royalty.
>Uzi became the elected leader of the Outpost-3. N became commander of the WDF.
>Holy shit, they were royalty. She was the new princess of the kingdom and he was her royal guard commander.
>It was wild. It was going to be the biggest event of the year.
>Now you had dickheads from OTHER OUTPOSTS attending.
>Naturally, that meant Jo had to expand her plans for the catering.
>Initially, it started with selections of Valvoline, Amsoil, Mobil, y'know, the generic shit.
>"What the hell...how in the frick am I supposed to get...human blood? Human BLOOD?!"
>"Huh? What did you say, Jo?"
>"Uzi wants me to secure half a million barrels of oil for the party...in service of 25,000 guests. Dear god."
>"I'm an old lady, doesn't she know that? These young girls and their marriages. So greedy...and lucky."
>Jo continued to read off the list of requests, made by various individuals in the Outpost-3 cadre.
>"84 barrels of Premium Saudi Gasoline...Saudi Arabia collapsed a thousand years ago."
>"400 barrels of JCJensen LNG...JCJenson doesn't exist anymore."
>"...20 pints of hand-gathered Nanite...nut? What's that? Where the heck do you find that?"
can we just not get into thread politics right now
it legitimately doesn't have to happen
You're correct, I made the post and even I believe that we shouldn't do this. Instead let's talk about something you'd find interesting. Any theories as to why Alice's eyes turned blue for a split 2nd?
>2nd
Meant second, damn my minds rotted from these threads
>NTA
If I remember correctly it was from Roblox, which is funny to me the fact that they have a Murder Drones server
alice is a normal blue-eyed drone despite all the solver shit but having orange eyes adds characterization and looks cool
or she's a sentinel drone in the making
So I looked up what a fluffy was
Sadness over takes me
get used to it, death is an inescapable obstacle
I never liked fugue to begin with. avatargayging is cringe and also chainsaw man is shit.
I hate avatargays as well, ever since SmileAnon kicked me in the shins and tried to steal my car while I was visiting him in Denver
at least smile just posts V and not his own made up character
umm he kicked me in the shins and tried to steal my car
You think that's bad? Please Fugue used his mind control powers to pick me up and shake me like a dog
It's true I saw the whole thing!
Oh yeah? Well what about that time femanon mentioned sniffing old gritty grease and said she imagined thats what drone smegma smelled like?
Yeah I saw that too I left when she started drinking the container of old oil and grease
That’s nothing, kiriegay broke into my house and used a straight razor to make my smile go ear to ear
It sucks
Careful he might come back just because you called him that
Pfft you think that’s bad the drawgay mugged me last night and drew me as a basedjak being vores by Oogi as he left
just like the physics gun
based i love monsters inc so much dude it’s my favorite pixar movie
see if it can fit down his throat too… and in his stomach
🙁 i’m sorry anon, i feel bad, tell me your favorite drone and i’ll think up a cozy scenario with them for you
you think that's bad? fugue made me forget about my bagels
HE POISONED OUR WATER SUPPLY, BURNED OUR CROPS, AND DELIVERED A PLAGUE UNTO OUR HOUSES!
I think avatargayging is gay, but the entire meme behind the anon behind the fugue posts is admittedly pretty funny, and it's been pretty much occasionally on-going since threads back after Episode 5. Infact he drew an image for one of the really early greentexts I made a while ago that was inspired by one of his posts, it was the Cyn's loving embrace one. I don't really mind it at all in the context of the threads themselves, if anything it's just a little inside-joke. Don't take it too seriously.
Murder drone fun fact
did you than I ARE TECH had sex with cyn and knocked her up???
I'm getting real tired of you morons using oogi as an excuse to frick up threads
This would be over in a day if people learned what a fricking filter is or the basic common decency to not respond to obvious bait.
I hope out ADC brothers are cheering us on as we deal with this
they found something just relevant enough to fit into the threads and stay under the radar but controversial enough to cause massive dysentery in the ranks
it's genius
and they figured out the secret that the md threadgoers are equally too fricking autistic to not respond to their bait
Post sexy drone waists.
Based greentext anon!
Glad there are still anons striving to be creatively productive
I can't believe I missed a Jo green
>Nanite Nut
Poor Jo Love ya Joanon, nice work
laying-down-hugs with N
holding him close, chest-to-chest, nuzzling my neck against his, resting my head on his shoulder, patting him on the back, snuggling together, melting into each other, kissing his cheek and his neck, rubbing my cheek against his, feeling every slow, deep breath he takes, and his thumping heartbeat getting slower and slower as he relaxes completely and falls asleep
Can bugretta be used as a pillow
sure why not? it'd probably be pretty smelly though.
Bugretta is a small thing that’s the size of a hamster, you’d kill it
You’d need a massive Bugretta for that
bugretta is 10 inches long, way bigger than a hamster.
just have to make sure it can't move, duct tape it to the bed
hip sway
I'm tired, so tell me Anons which OC or Canon would be the best to hunker down and sleep with, not sexually of course more like a cuddle buddy
Lizzy just for the fact that she smells good and if she shows you affection than it's most likely genuine
Holding lizzy down as she struggles
She insults you the whole way until she submits or gives up
She purrs in your arms
She falls asleep
The sleep is the most uncomfortable in your life as she kicks about and spreads
This applies to Uzi as well
I may be a bit biased
Just for you admitting to it, you are free to join me, non-sexually of course
did furious jane lesbo-sex-melodrama-therapy break her out of her delusions? can we say that her character has evolved now?
Y exists in a canonless flux state
alright? watch this…
as Amyanon himself, am officially announcing that Y FINALLY HAS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!
Jane SEXO canon to the Y lore?!?!
It’s ALL TRUE! All we had to do was to kill off Beretta to give Jane (and Y) story progression!
Anon I'm going to butcher you like a dog for even making that joke
(me)
I tried to reach through the computer screen and failed, breaking my monitor in the process. Damn you laws of physics!
>anon punches his fist through the computer screen
>there was no other anon to strangle, or drones to grab
>now anon is just sad
>and pc is broken
can anon afford a new computer to participate in md threads before the new episode comes out
first we killed Jane to give Beretta character growth. now we've killed Beretta to give Jane character growth. how the tables have turned.
Identity theft is a crime anon
hello this is PhoenixAnon
SD-K and Catherine are stuck in writer’s bloc, and they’re going to need YOUR HELP! all you have to do is to send me your credit card number, the expiration date, and the security number on the back. Hurry, or else you’ll never hear any more of these fan favorite OCs!
Lizzy sex
i would let lizzy belittle me and would thoroughly enjoy her bullying me and would let her step on me and i’m a chick
Hey I need some help, my N Unit is trying to break up with me for the neighbors weird Emo Drone. He says it's "natural". Should I deactivate and restore him to factory settings?
castrate him
(me)
JCJenson does neuter drones if you can take him to a facility nearby
nothing about machines are natural
Don’t waste a perfectly good N unit when you can simply put him under and replace his adaptors for female fairy drone
remove his limbs and take away his voice synthesis chip.
welp… would you look at that? we are at the bump limit
damn boy you eat with that mouth?
>drones can canoncially fit an entire fist into their mouth
What do you do with this information?
>finally have some free time
>falseflagging spamming homosexual children finally went to bed
>thread's pretty much over
Why does the Solver hurt me like this?
i hope this whole ordeal has helped some avatargays realize that they really ought to shut the frick up when things get thread political and develop some awareness
Btw this was started when a prominent drawanon drew mocking art of a schizo poster and they got way too attached. I don’t think anons realize what kind of authority they have to the mentally ill and how breaking the wrong egg will have that egg swear revenge on you and ruin all your omelets
Thread personalities are really moronic in general and can easily derail entire threads. People should remember that it's best to stay mostly anonymous and not try too hard to make yourself extremely identifiable in the thread. Drawgays shouldn't try to directly sway thread discourse or get personally involved in autistic dramagayging or arguments, because that's just BEGGING a devoted schizo to latch on.
Basically, remember where you are. You are anon and I am anon. We like this show, lets post some shit about it.
>I am Anon and you are Anon
Wrong, I'm Neptune God of the sea. I sink ships and conjure up storms
No you're not and you know nothing of my work
I usually don’t respond to or acknowledge this stuff but since this is bump and no further damage can even be done at this point I just want to say I was massively moronic for doing that and I’m very sorry, I live to regret it every day seeing how one shitty action of mine has ruined countless threads, threads I love, and continues to do so.
I'm not the jerk ass causing stuff, but I forgive you
(me)
I know it’s ironic to ruin the point of the post I’m replying to by coming out of anon to say I’m sorry; but I always thought I should get it off my chest that I did something shitty and I do recognize that I am at some fault for what’s happened to these threads.
It’s back to be anon e mous for me, but I felt like while its relatively quiet I could get this off my chest.
Oh are you the drawgay? If you are I remember your stuff in Ms. Cinemaphile. There were loads of doodles, it was pretty fun interacting withball the other anons in the tournament threads despite that one schizo trying to ruin it for everyone with the complaining.
it’s okay fugue it’s not your fault
we appreciate having you in these threads and all the stuff you’ve done here
I don't think they're Fugue, I think they're the drawfriend since they said they regret it every day, the Fugue thing just happened today so that shouldn't be possible
Fugue has different filenames for his images, that's the other drawgay that (I think) initially made a lot of the cute Oogi images before it got out of hand and started getting hijacked by the falseflag gayop.
Your work is appreciated, drawgay. Just remember what kind of autism pit you are in, also you are here forever.
i’m pretty sure that’s pocketsteaks, not fugue
>Fugue
No I’m the drawanon, that drawanon.
Just by explaining that much I don’t think I need to explain what I did and why I’m sorry for it
I think that's a good point of self-reflection and a good decision to maintain your own enjoyment of these threads. I was one of the anons that was critical of your choice to keep getting involved with thread arguments and provoking angry anons further, because obviously that just makes things works and turns into a storm of autism because people don't 100% know who is who and it turns into allegations of samegayging, being a schizo, deliberately attacking the thread, etc.
I was NOT contributing in any way to the dramagayging and targetting of you that came after, someone obviously got particularly upset and that was really dumb. And it was a shame because as I said multiple times before your art in these threads is really enjoyable and you make a lot of fun content. I appreciate all the anons just having fun, making content and posting drones.
I forgive you
did somebody call for kyrie?
This is now the only acceptable Kyrie, I love her so much and want her to be happy
WHERE ARE N’S GUTS
Open your eyes Femanon, they're all around you. What have you done?
You think that's bad? Remember the time that PocketSteaks created Jane?
Look at her!
Gross!
Who the frick is that? That's not Jane that's just a random human. Last time I checked Jane was a very cute deformed Drone not a disgusting mammal
oops i meant to post this very cute smelly drone
Now that's a good cut of metal, just look at that chassis, my god I'm salivating
i'm feeling creative
give me a neglected oc to write about
i might just find a way to integrate them into the post-good ending or something lame
>Oogi fun fact; Oogis without Bugrettas will try and search for love elsewhere in the wild. If they decide they would like to pamper and love you they will try to get your attention by any means. If you ignore them they will try to dance for you, if you ignore that they will begin to think there’s something wrong with them and they’re a bad Oogi. After this state if you continue ignoring them they will retreat into their beanie and hide there refusing to come out for any reason until they are picked off by a wandering predator.
oogies hate humans though???
Ugly
nah
French, but cute.
wtf?! fugue jumped over my house
helping N get through an anxiety attack
comforting him, wrapping my arm around his shoulders, giving him reassurance and words of comfort
staying calm and gentle with him, to make him feel at ease with me
having him take deep breaths, breathe in all the way, hold it, breathe out slowly, good job
telling him i’ve got him, that i’ll be there for him no matter what, that i won’t let anything hurt him
pressing my hand to his chest to soothe his heart
letting him rest his head on my shoulder, letting him vent about whatever’s got him all freaked out
helping him get through whatever it is he’s going through, supporting him in any way i can
loving and cuddling with him and making him feel loved
moral of the story
you don’t have to fight them
that also means don’t antagonize them. it doesn’t have to happen.
they’ve literally read out their own playbook today and there will still be people who choose to fight
don’t fricking fight, this is not a war, we are not fighting a culture conflict, this is Cinemaphile MD discussion. don’t take it so personally.
you don’t have to fight. you never needed to.
(and also if you’re a prominent avatargay please stay seated and keep silent, today happened because one of you couldn’t help but open your mouth)
N’s slow breathing
What does N's breath smell like?
Your granpda's truck
slightly sweet, like oil and a hint of coffee
🙁 i wanna help him…
need to lay on N’s chest and feel the rise and fall of his chest with each slow, deep breath he takes…
>N is breathing slowly not because he's sleeping or trying to be seductive
>But actually because he has diabetes
He should watch what fricking drones he eats then, he only has himself to blame. Look at V, she paces herself despite being a connoiseur of dining on worker drones.
N getting a little bit of a belly from eating til he’s stuffed… J and V making fun of him about it…
>its after the end of the show
>N and Uzi are a bit older
>N has a little bit of a dad-belly going on with the flexible silicon bellies drones have
hummina
>N with dad-belly
this makes my worms go insane
>whenever N and Uzi have some alone time and are fooling around without having to take care of their kid, Uzi plays with N's belly and kneads it with her fingers
>N finds this ticklish and laughs while kicking his legs
awww that’s a really cute idea actually…
this exactly, kek
AWWWW
kek
>pre-pilot
>N has been hunting a lot to try and impress J and V
>he's caught a lot of worker drones, and been feeding more often than usual
>so much so that he's developed a slightly more noticable belly
>usually the absolute solver within the disassembly drones would process the material for them to use, but the solver thinks it's funny to do a little trolling
>J and V make fun of N and call him fat
Pretty sure that anon is just joking, calm the frick down it's not that serious.
It was a joke c**t nobody is trying to kill nobody’s oc off
If you can't tell when a post is obviously a joke / ironic or whether it's actually someone trying to bait and be annoying, it's best just to not even bother drawing attention to it. Keeping it lighearted even when a particular anon is trying hard to ruin the mood of the thread is the best way to deal with homosexualry.
I want to stuff walnuts in Y's jaw then punch the bottom of it
N telling baby Beretta bedtime stories about cute little creatures that live in the hidden corners of the world
He loves her very much.
>Beretta grows up believing they're real and sets off on an adventure
>Along the way she recruits many companions including the dashing and handsome SD-P
>She's disappointed to learn that none of them are real and that Mini-Y had to be sacrificed for nothing
Beretta needs to understand that Mini-Y had to be sacrificed in order to get T as a companion, he has good stats and a useful perk
How did you get your hands on Season 2 Episode 3?
If he loves her so much, why did he rape her and why did she like it
You should disassemble yourself, now!
Shut up, J
J has a point, you should have a nice day bro, you're scaring the Sentinel b***hes we could be raking in
>A young and rowdy Sentinel walks over to your table thinking she could pull a threesome
>She then hears Anon disgustingly mention a non-canon greentext
>She scoffs and goes to frick the nearest thing
>The nearest thing happens to be SD-P
>For once this is a win for him
I dont wanna frick a raptor, i wanna frick beretta
Shit taste then
>Doesn't want to frick the lusty Robo-Raptor
I meant the Sentinel Drones, but damn Anon, that's low. You really wouldn't want a sexy Raptor dominating you?
Not really, no
How sad is it for beretta that I honestly would a dinosaur over her
V sentinel has it going on
Don't worry anon no one CANONICALLY or threadwise wants to frick her. Although I honestly ship her and SD-P, I'm not sure why but they feel like a good match
There was that one greentext of them interacting and it was honestly pretty good, it certainly helped expand on SD-P's character a bit. Don't have it on me though
>Be sentinel
>chilling in labs guarding the place, eating some loser DD scraps with the homies
>suddenly loud door noises are heard, there must be intruders to eat! Just for the fricks I glance over at big red door and see it’s still closed. One day we’ll get you ya fricking b***h
>Go stalking with pack and.. wait wtf big red door open? And I didn’t get to eat the annoying drone that’s been down here for like, 20 years?! That sucks but continue stalking
>dumb frick intruders stuck in big hallway, me and the rest of the pack are closing in. Annoying b***h drone is trying to fight us.
> Notice dummies are using elevator and see friend goes to cut the line. This might distract the b***h drone long enough to… to
>wtf? She’s just standing there. Saluting?!? What is even going on
>WTF SHE CUT THE LINE, SHE JUST KILLED ALL HER DUMMIE FRIENDS
>didn’t even eat them what is wrong with this person, does she not know elevators weren’t designed to fall with such speed?
>she’s still standing there, saluting, Jerry went ahead and killed her for us
>decide as a joke I’ll put on her wig, Jerry dares me to put on the jacket as well. Then Terry comes in and adds in two limbs and the ass cheeks of one of the cuter corpses to put two basketballs in my chest
>well, that’s a lot of food, frick it
>make a display of my cosplay of the dumb drone when suddenly my i raptor phone starts blowing up, for some reason i have a clankers account i don’t remember making
>and a bunch of men want to frick me, human men
>tfw this day can’t get any weirder
THAT SENTINEL SOUNDS LIKE IT FRICKS HUMAN MEN
>anon doesn't want to frick this
Okay.. so anon's gay.
>"Ok.. so anon's gay."
>"I'm NOT gay. I just hate Sentinels."
>[barely contained laughter from everyone else]
And these people were harsh towards DroneAnon.
Yes, and deservedly so.
What is your point with this statement?
I think he is saying that the drawanon was forgiven by anons for apologizing while droneanon was ruthlessly mocked for his apologizes.
There is a crucial difference between the two. Droneanon was given quite a lot of goodwill beforehand & otherwise tolerated for several months in hopes that he would quit being a shithead. Him delving into blatant and poor samegaygery was the straw that broke the camels back for a lot of people (me included)
>Be me
>Laying in bed with Sentinel Raptor GF
>Hear a loud crash through my window
>It's a brick thrown by my DD ex just outside flipping me off
>Sentinel GF decides to handle it
>Watch as she eviscerates my b***h Ex with ease
>Once done she gives me the look
>Spend the next 12 hours fricking my oil-stained Sentinel
>Life good
hehoha
do you guys remember drone inspection day?
>N's face
That's a face of a man whose paralyzed, unable to speak yet still able to move his face. He knows what's about to happen and he is afraid, he has no mouth and he must scream
Anyways nice drawing
Made to molest hapless disassembly drones.
she can have a little n molestation as a treat
>doNg
WHEEEEEZE
Thank you for making me have a good laugh fren
I thank the writefren for the short green, if they're continuing it, I'll draw more femdrone
DOES SHE KNOW?
>Fun Daily OC? Fact: N units have heard the tales of the Cryptid known as Femanon, although stories vary from mouth to mouth, there is one thing that is certain. They are afraid of them, their nightmares are plagued with them.
Rightfully so, b***hes are crazy.
How would the Femanons comfort N without revealing their identities?
They wouldn't, one of them wants to drug and beat him into a oily pulp
catfishing
>N is minding his own business, sitting down outside miles away from Outpost-3, sipping a nice refreshing teacup full of oil while he takes in the sights
>Suddenly from behind a Femanon appears wielding a massive wooden club
>Within a second the unaware N is bonked unconscious
>His body is dragged back to the Femanon's lair, where his fate remains unknown
Is it safe yet?
It looks like pretty much everyone is gone, so I guess it should be?
It's lonely being a Murder Drones fan in Japan
I'm surprised it's not actually popular over there, I thought the Japanese liked cute robots
maybe it's because the japanese dubs suck wiener in comparison to the other dubs
Gonna go make a thread on 2chan and see
Hope it works out for you, Anon if anything happens mind telling us? Anyways, I hate to sound blogposty but I'm heading to bed, just wanted to let you know if you got curious as to why I stopped responding. Have a good one, friend.
night
I guess since I'm one of the few people here I could discuss it a bit. I've been thinking about it and in my opinion I don't think the Bugretta's should be able to talk, they can make ooo and aaa noises and understand English as well as understand varying degrees of media, but talking isn't an ability they possess. However when the greentext takes place from the perspective of an Oogi, I believe they definitely should be able to talk. Just a thought I have.
I actually agree with you. It seems like too much characterization going on, when it was supposed to be a "wildlife" thing. That said, in your scenario, would the oogies just think they know what the bugretta is saying?
I think they can misinterpret what the Bugretta says, but most of the time they can understand it. Similar to dogs I guess, they make weird noises but can perfectly understand other dogs
>Similar to dogs I guess
This would be pretty limiting. Dog communication is primitive. I guess that would mean oogies would be able to understand basic things like whtn the bugretta want to play, when to be afraid, when it wants food etc
Maybe dog isn't the proper word for it then, I'm not quite sure how to explain it
Or it could be like Garfield, where they talk but the Anon or human doesn't really understand them unless they're well versed in the art of Bug whispering or whatever the equivalent would be. I know there's people out there that can understand what animals are saying
post oogi
Last for JC, Hope, and Beretta becoming canon in their own respective realities