My Adventures with Superman

Why did Lois instantly fall for him?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Woman love Kansans.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Asian woman
    >giant educated white man with big shoulders and a strong face

    I dont know anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guess that’s the only way to attract any woman, huh?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Guess that’s the only way to attract any woman, huh?

        white women dont care if you're educated

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they do in America but only as something to use to disregard your input in things. If you don't have a degree, they look down on you for being uneducated and you aren't allowed to talk about X. If you do, you're a smarmy mansplainer holding it over them/you have X degree which has nothing to do with Y ergo stop talking.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is bullshit but almost accidently true.

          The more educated a woman is the more she will care about it. Women don't date men less educated or successful than them. If you're more successful or have a business then it doesn't matter.

          As a side note, guys literally don't care about it. It probably comes last after any other trait.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >be big and strong
        >be handsome
        >be productive
        >be smart
        there are many factors and not all come naturally

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not even the first one comes naturally.

          Not the muscles at least, Clark developed them working on the farm with his parents so even that he had to earn them

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This doesn't even make sense. Muscle growth is caused by muscles being strained a microscopically torn, and Clark is Superman.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can achieve all of this no matter your race, height, or build. you just have to put the work in

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Worked for me, but my eyes are dookie brown and hair jet black because part Asian. But at least I'm tall and good looking.

        and blue eyes, some asian girls here in japan will frick you just for a shot for a hapa with blue eyes.

        Maybe that's why my nipnong aunt married my uncle. But he had pale grey eyes. All of my cousins have the same dookie brown eyes I do but my brother got green eyes and auburn/red hair somehow.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and blue eyes, some asian girls here in japan will frick you just for a shot for a hapa with blue eyes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >asian
      whasnt she supposed to be a tomboy latina?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least part Korean. Remember? She wore her mother's dress to that thing?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          maybe, the show is really not that good so i already forgot most of it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can understand that, even though I liked it. But she wore a jeogori, a traditional Korean woman's top (often incorrectly called hanbok, which literally just means "Korean clothes" and anything traditional can be called hanbok).
            Also, I think I misremembered and she was just wearing the top (jeogori) and not the dress (chima) part.
            She's kinda dark for a Korean, tho.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BKC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BGC

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Big asiatic Coat?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Brown Girl Coat

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down, Tim.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They grow them bigger in Kansas.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6' 3'' , buff, white skinned

    it's that simple

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because complaints disappear when the guy is hot.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a tall muscular white guy who can lift her high into the air. She's an asian girl. Of course her pussy is wetter than the niagara falls.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why did Lois instantly fall for him?
    >OP posts exactly when she did

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Giwtwm

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lois or Supes?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lois

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can superman even get drunk?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he's heightmaxed. They barely knew each other, there's no other reason.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Semi-related but this show got a decent amount of size art when it came out, so that’s neat.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watch the first episode and pay attention to how they met. She thought he was hot at first but her demeanor only changed when the old lady at the donut shop inadvertently vetted him.
    Autists will go on about height or build, which do help get attention, but unsolicited approval from a trustworthyish third party are what will do it every time. Not to mention he could could play off what was an embarrassing moment (the bib).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based take

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can't emphasize how big a factor playing off or at least not fixating on a blunder plays. Your girl can and will frick up or do something they think is embarrassing, so knowing you wouldnt fall apart or tell others if you witness will do more to keep them loyal than a car or money would.

        Yeah you're right it was 90% the old b***h at the diner, 10% physical.

        YWNBAW

        I didn't say that, you short souled homosexual. His build is what got her attention, Granny Donut saying he's Good is what got her heart.
        Death to trannies, jannies, pakies, poos, spics, israelites, and You

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you're right it was 90% the old b***h at the diner, 10% physical.

      YWNBAW

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        Almost all of the art plays off the size difference. Roastie hands typed this post.

        I don’t understand why people are getting upset about that post.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Being undesirable generally makes people into bucket crabs. The only difference between ugly men and women is how they vent it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based take

      Can't emphasize how big a factor playing off or at least not fixating on a blunder plays. Your girl can and will frick up or do something they think is embarrassing, so knowing you wouldnt fall apart or tell others if you witness will do more to keep them loyal than a car or money would.
      [...]
      I didn't say that, you short souled homosexual. His build is what got her attention, Granny Donut saying he's Good is what got her heart.
      Death to trannies, jannies, pakies, poos, spics, israelites, and You

      Almost all of the art plays off the size difference. Roastie hands typed this post.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peggable aura obviously. Now I know what you're gonna say, Clark is Kryptonian his bussy is protected. Lois is a smart gal though, I'm pretty sure she'll figure out how to pry the cover off the manhole if you know what I mean.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did Lois instantly fall for him?
    You've never been smitten by someone the second you met them?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fat virgin anons wouldn't understand.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So women only care about looks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just like men, I don't understand why it's hard to understand the human condition. It is like most people have not grown out of their high school mentality.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder which gender is criticized for it though, hmm...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA, but as someone who looked bad when young (deformed face), young guys definitely do the same and won't hesitate to call a girl ugly as frick. The adults practically ignored it and none of those guys were criticized for their behavior. I was just lucky enough to correct it with surgery.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know what the frick you're talking about. Literally who asked?

              The original post was about men and women both caring about looks. Men get criticized for it but no one should be.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's where you should go I agree. See you later Quasimoto.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong poster.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Boo-hoo homosexual. Anyone ugly would be ridiculed regardless of their sex. A normal looking guy would not even look at an ugly gal, and vice versa. Stop trying to fish for pity like some loser on a site filled with self aware losers. You will not get pity around her you incel.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          in terms of relationships men have shown that they're much more willing to go down in attractiveness. It's very common for rich and famous men to marry 6-7s instead of 9-10s because 9-10s are often headaches to deal with. Women date down in looks too but they tend to be much more demanding in terms of things like finances, physical ability, etc.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is factually accurate. Don't listen to the demoralization, go to the gym.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all women like himbos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always has been. Lois has always viewed Clark as a himbo from Kansas.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"He's like a big sexy puppy, can I keep him!?"

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's tall and good looking. And he's not a piece of shit so that helps.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if you’re nice, but not tall and good looking?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        still have a chance

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But women don’t seem to go for the nice guy. Not that “nice” guy, but just a guy who is nice.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is a lie. Have you talked to people? People marry nice guys all the time, whether they're considered unattractive or not. You know what you don't have to talk to others, just observe around you.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You know what a "nice guy" is, right?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Were not talking about the "nice guy" were talking about a nice guy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can still get someone. People on average don't look like Clark. They look average.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you work on yourself there's a chance, if you don't then it's over. Don't listen to the fake happy advice.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I will work on myself

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you take care of your appearance and clothes it will help a lot. Go to the gym, expand your hobbies. All of these things will help your confidence as well. As a guy you will have to put the work in but it will pay off.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nice
        Oh, anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's over.

        So women only care about looks

        Yes but not about body just the face.

        >mfw any MAWS conversation is now doomed to veer off-topic into "tfw no gf" moronation
        I hate incels worse than Black folk. You morons have EVERY other board to sperg on but none of you can help yourselves

        66% of men under 30 are single. There is more men than women.
        Incels will inherit the earth. Cry more homosexual.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I highly doubt that your average toadfaced gymrat who looks like a jacked Carl Brutananadilewski is regularly hooking up with women. When people talk about built guys being hot, they're almost always the ones who just so happen to have an attractive face and decent hair, while conveniently ignoring the fact that many of them are still unattractive despite good physiques (that's where the usual "women don't like muscle" cope comes into play; it isn't because they don't like muscle, its just that a lot of guys who go down that gymcel life are likely unattractive in more ways than just a previously fat or skinnyfat body)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yep.
            It's like Chico (PBUH) said face is all that matters.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A good physique can be a help for average or somewhat above average guys. If you're just straight up ugly dude, you really need to make sure you're exercising for your own satisfaction and not because you think women will overlook your ogre face because you have 17" biceps.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Damn I have bigger biceps than that. Over for ogrecels.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Show me the real Lois, not shortround here

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fricks sake stop replying. this thread is shit
    lois did nothing wrong
    petty men obsesed with big breasts and asses can't shame a fictional woman for liking the big strong man she landed on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just wanted to see more cute art

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wanted to see the other DC character look like in the art style.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look! Up in the sky! It’s Lois!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ...having sex with Superman?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Frick a tomboy
              >Your future son is a twink who fricks other twinks/quasi femboys
              Damn, math works

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do women love being treated like kids so much

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you've never been slightly lifted off the ground when hugging someone, you never truly lived.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Very true, I was princess carried multiple times in my life. Big women are a treasure.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              As a man, it's your duty to spread that joy around. That's why you gotta do at least some moderate exercise.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one shamed Lois you absolute whale fricking roastie. Why don't you morons stop lying about why people love this version of Clark. People like shows with attractive characters.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Random news, but it looks like a DVD is being released.

    https://www.amazon.com/My-Adventures-Superman-Season-DVD/dp/B0CYJFZFYZ/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They still make dvds?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about a Blu Ray?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >attractive face
    >tall
    >*slight gap*
    >built
    >dressed well
    >*continue for anything beyond frick/frickbuddy status*
    >implied wealth (linked above)
    >vetted/popular
    >*moderate gap*
    >nice demeanor
    In that order for quick attraction. The reason women fall for "bad boys" isn't necessarily because they all just like shitty men, it's because demeanor isn't at the top of their list. Attractive face and height are quite important, though an attractive face with a good build can make up for average height. No girl lusts after gymtoads, though, which is sadly the final outcome for a lot of gymcels.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If not instant fairly quickly

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just make a Shoujo show with this concept?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scrawny manlets with bowl haircuts may be in the majority, but there's a few like this. Sono Bisque, My Annoying Senpai, etc.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the hell is that

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just letting guys know to avoid demoralization posts that keep using gymcel. If you go to the gym it actually will help you.

    Being less attractive but in shape, is better than being less attractive and out of shape. Don't overdo it though unless you're a gay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For your own health, yes, and of course you'll have a moderately better chance with women if you're at a healthy weight with decent muscle mass as opposed to being an obese blob. But it only goes so far, and with people nowadays so used to seeing roided up monstrosities as examples of being fit, you have to put in a frickton of work (as a natural) before women (or non-athletr men) will perceive you as anything other than a dyel.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mate you're spending too much time on Cinemaphile no one thinks that. Those kinds of ideas are only I assume to stop people from working out.

        Just because all of the bodybuilders are gays and women aren't attracted to that body type, doesn't mean you shouldn't go to the gym. This kind of bullshit does more harm than good.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw any MAWS conversation is now doomed to veer off-topic into "tfw no gf" moronation
    I hate incels worse than Black folk. You morons have EVERY other board to sperg on but none of you can help yourselves

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le incel
      youre as cancerous as those lonely homosexuals or the discord trannies, tourist. in fact youre less than both of those, as they will provide unintentional humor.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wanting Cinemaphile to be about comics and cartoons is worse than the rapefugees shitting up this board
        Go back

        [...]

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What the hell happened to /LULZ/? Forst it was some random shitposting board, then it turned into a chatroom for the 4EVA alone types, then incels, and now it's for sex havers. They don't even have MTBI threads anymore ./LULZ/ is such a weird board.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That shit is annoying as frick. Fricking rejected ass losers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That shit is annoying as frick. Fricking rejected ass losers.

      Stay mad homosexual.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one has pity for you incel homosexuals. You contribute nothing in the world besides being annoying snowflakes thinking you deserve sex.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go and watch troony cartoon
          YWNBAW

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's always just
          >WAAAAAHHH WAAAAAH BOO HOO WHY DONT PEOPLE LIKE ME SPAMMING THE SAME OFFTOPIC SHIT ON EVERY BOARD BAWWW

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Funny how the standard behavior of women and trannies goes from being worthy of sympathy to detestable when exhibited by men.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That shit is annoying as frick. Fricking rejected ass losers.

      No one has pity for you incel homosexuals. You contribute nothing in the world besides being annoying snowflakes thinking you deserve sex.

      It's always just
      >WAAAAAHHH WAAAAAH BOO HOO WHY DONT PEOPLE LIKE ME SPAMMING THE SAME OFFTOPIC SHIT ON EVERY BOARD BAWWW

      This isn't tumblr or reddit. You're going to stay here and you're going to keep getting mad. This is what you deserve.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Funny how the standard behavior of women and trannies goes from being worthy of sympathy to detestable when exhibited by men.

        Go and watch troony cartoon
        YWNBAW

        You homosexual losers need to get the frick off the internet and reexamine your frick hole life styles because you are the joke. You have not figured out anything else in life besides realizing the fricking thing everyone as a kid should had learned at one point or another. Life isn't fair, adapt to it or die alone.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up moron. LOL!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Shut up moron. LOL!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Shut up moron. LOL!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    goback142804985
    youre trying too hard, homosexual. for tourism in the first degree, internet point withheld

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because she was destined to.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Height is everything

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Roasties can settle for the nice guys.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Amy a cute.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black person he's Superman. He's THE Superman. He's always built like a fricking body builder regardless of the medium. Ignoring his intelligence, why wouldn't she be into him?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The female gaze is just as objectifying as the male gaze.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're an adult who has been obese for more than like 6 years, it's already over. You can (and should) lose weight, but don't expect an appearance boost. You'll be covered in loose skin and have "massive weightloss face," which makes you look tired and haggard all the time. I say this as somebody who lost 100 lbs and who has kept it off for over 5 years at this point - I'm much healthier, but appearance wise it's just a different kind of shitty. Your loose skin will always make your body look pudgy, and the alternative of skin removal surgery is not only costly but the results vary wildly (and at best look passable) with the potential of sensation loss.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Consequences will never be the same.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just don't get fat lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, that's the reality.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tall
    >handsome
    >intelligent
    >fit
    >humble
    >doesn't realize himself that he's a knockout
    All of those things.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Asian women IRL treat White guys how White women in hardcore porn treat Black guys.

    You gotta see it to believe it, shit is wild. No matter how Americanized or smart or rich or hot or whatever, they turn into $10 dragon ladies from Cambodia.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As a white man in the US who grew up around many east Asian girls, I can say that this is sadly not the case.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, maybe the WMAF thing took off with zoomers, because back when I was in high school, the Asian girls mostly dated Asian boys.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No... you self reported bro. Sorry to break it to you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >its just like my blacked porn
      >reddit spacing
      >shit is wild/y'all
      I want to kick your forehead until you stop breathing.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I was into men, I would too.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smallville did the Clark and asian thing first.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And Lana was paler than Clark lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's weird as frick, In the show she looks darker but in some pictures she looks lighter.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And Lana was paler than Clark lol

          Smallville did the Clark and asian thing first.

          I had white friends who had no idea she was Indo. I'm Eurasian myself and most people think I'm white except for other Eurasians but I'm like: look at this fricking hair, bruh. It's jet black and perfectly straight. Not even a slight curl to it. Not to mention MY FRICKING EYES.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But have they done the dork and tomboy thing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But have they done the dork and tomboy thing?

      Clark and Chloe was better. Chloe was the best.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because it's an adaptation of the Superman comic stories

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a fan of Superman I fricking hate all of these designs

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a fan of Superman I fricking love all these designs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know, except for tomboy chink Lois of course.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a fan of Superman I’m okay with all these designs (but Lois should have purple eyes, if you’re going to style yourself after anime you can easily get away with that much)

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would you like to see in future seasons?
    Personally, I want a pre-Metallo Corben that's the most stereotypical butthole Shoujo love interest possible

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