MY BODY IS A CAGE

MY BODY IS A CAGE

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you do when you lose?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      PARTY HARDER

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doctor power ranking
    House > Chase > Foreman > Wilson > Kutner > 13 > Taub > Cuddy > Cut-throat Bitch > Masters > Adams > Park > dogshit > Cuddy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      park would be good for fucking and sexing

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure if your standards are rock bottom.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know a nurse like this IRL bros, should I smash or pass?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't fuck with women you're not attracted to. It's a mess for everybody. If you're halfway good looking, she'll fall in love with you and then you realize "wow I'm REALLY not attracted to her" every time you go to the gym or see a good looking woman in public with leggings on.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              that would be implying non-attractive women in modern day are even capable of love. more often they seem even more cold than attractive women which i just don't get. had one at my job i was making friends with then one day she just fucking switched up on me, doesn't even say hi or look at me anymore. literally no idea why. every interaction we had back then went great

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who knows. I wouldn't use that interaction to generalize, maybe she's just a cunt. I can tell you with 100% certainty non-attractive women today are capable of love. Been there multiple times and that's why I'm saying it's not worth it. Breaks their hearts to the point of suicide when you leave. Sorry about that chick btw fuck her.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah i dunno. it seems really split. oh and about her i did like her but i guess she's just a bitch at her core or something

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          How so?

          90 lbs asian woman
          made for sex

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's all yours man.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Woman

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd like to fight karate with her.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmfao
            what happens to the loser, anon?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still would.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            this any good? its interesting to see eric andre in a serious role

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh my god she has a fucking moustache there.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he has never seen a woman up close

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        How so?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Incorrect
      House > Cut-Throat Bitch > Chase > Foreman > Kutner > Wilson > Masters > Taub > dogshit > everyone else

      She was proven to be just as capable as House at times, but she had absolutely no integrity and would sell out her coworkers for a penny; a feat a doctor surrounded by israelites is rightly wary of. Hence why she was kicked off the team and how she recognized immediately that she was dead when she woke up on bypass

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >any f*male above based Chase
        reddit tier ranking

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >House
      >Foreman
      >Chase
      >Taub
      >Thirteen
      >Wilson
      >Kutner
      >Cameron
      >Cuddy
      >Masters
      >Amber
      >Addams
      >Park

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chase > House >>>>> everybody else
      Chase was the realest nigga
      he consciously made the decission to kill a dude and was smarter than foreman
      also, was less a lil bitch than house

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hard to disagree with this, chase goes from a complete simp to a multi jugging thresome having Chad over the course of the show, he also is a surgeon and the smartest one of the team. His arch is great. A2rjsn

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >His arch is great
          this
          he was the character that developed the most
          from zero to non-retarded house

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thing is that Chase doesn't come into his own until the bad seasons, so everyone remembers Chase as a whiny Aussie nepotism hire

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >so everyone remembers Chase as a whiny Aussie nepotism hire
            that was like season 1 dude

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              He didn't really become an admirable character until like Season 6

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’ve got cuddy twice in there

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first time I said Cuddy I meant Cameron.
        The last one is Cuddy.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re the first person to reply to me in months. Thanks.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Supremely kino moment. One of the few post-S6E1 moments worth a shit. This and the majority of House/Wilson moments in S8.

    They really don't make mystery shows like House anymore.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the supreme kino in the series was moments like this, wilson's cancer, euphoria pt and and pt 2, and house's head/wilson's heart

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      > mystery shows like House
      ??????????

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's very much a monster of the week mystery, but the monsters are diseases

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The diseases aren’t even relevant to the show, they’re just a mcguffin so House and staff can argue about morality and politics. You are an idiot. They made an episode where House the character literally looks into the camera and says the diseases don’t matter.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol wut the diseases are very relevant. They're relevant, and excuses for the writers to bounce ideas around. They can be both silly.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You are an idiot.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    thanks to house people think it's peter gabriel's son and not that canadian rapist.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How good were state-of-the-art prosthetic legs in 2004? Certainly House could have gotten a really good one. Hard to believe that wouldn't have been better than a barely functional leg that always hurts

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a pride thing, remember? The finale of season 1 when they show the flashbacks,
      >It's MY leg. I've had it for as long as I can remember
      I've seen family members, acquaintances do similar shit.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        House didn't want them to remove any tissue at all, and Cuddy/Stacey went over his head to partially amputate to increase his chances of survival. House wanted a functional leg or death. Seems like he got the worst outcome

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Seems like he got the worst outcome
          that's kind of the point of the show

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same. My uncle crushes his leg working on a dump truck and now it's basically slowly rotting off. He refuses to let them amputate it though. I don't wish him bad but the dude is an ass so it's not like I care much either

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They had an entire episode dedicated to his decision to keep his leg (S1 finale), and several where he WAS seriously considering amputating it.

      They even re-visit it and have a surprisingly very well written episode regarding it in the S6 finale, where he connects with a woman who doesn't want her leg amputated. This scene in particular fucking gets me, because if you've ever had to deal with actual life-or-death situations, it's pretty accurate.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she fucking dies anyway

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know about back then but good ones are insanely expensive and legit uncomfortable as fuck. My uncle wears his as little as possible because it is more of a pain in the ass than just a wheel chair and it causes him way more pain than it's worth, at least for him anyway.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Certainly a doctor can afford (and use connections) to get a really good one that's also professionally fitted. His half-leg hurt like hell regardless

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh maybe, all I know is that my uncle says it's terrible and destroys his skin and he's got a top of the line one. Wears it as little as possible.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CUZ I'M GONNA LOSE YA!
    what did you guys think about the suicide episode?
    Personally I thought it was great how it came out of nowhere and they bring up the fact that they just didn't notice any signs not that there weren't any.
    Showed the denial process of grieving pretty well i thought.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much the best the could have done with Penn's abrupt departure. I really like Taub breaking down at the end in particular. It's a shame, though—I think Kutner was my favorite post-pilot hire.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really enjoy Taub's bit about Kutner refusing to get help makes him an idiot. It really pulled no punches on suicide that whole episode.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sees that his ex gf already got a new bf and moved on at lightning speed
    >does what every guy wants to do
    based house

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >based house
      How is it based if a car crashed through it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only diamond can cut diamond, and only House can destroy a house. The House always wins

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is my favorite moment in the series. Unimaginably relatable.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neon Bible is such a kino album

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did we feel about Lucas, the PI who ended up dating Cuddy? Remember when he was going to get his own spin-off?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never liked him. He was a performance in search of a character.

      Why did the show never have a dream episode where House is really Holmes?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the victorian Sherlock episode, but it's House and Wilson

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That character was a bit silly. He was kind of like rose in two and a half men with how she knew everything about everyone because she was a stalker

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he's fine but the way it ties into how Cuddy and House get together is contrived.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't euphoria supposed to be a made for tv movie or something

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact: the opening theme was made by Robert Del Naja, who might be Banksy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Robert is absolutely connected to Banksy. But it's pretty well established that Banksy is that Gunningham guy from Bristol.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but "friends with Banksy" doesn't have the same ring to it, and I want to believe

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We never got Chase MD

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly kind of surprising there's been no push for a House reboot. I guess the way the show ended makes that kind of difficult

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We never got Chase MD

      >They don't know
      https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/exclusive-house-md-revival-development.html

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    S2 bloopers are some of the best I've ever seen. Rush Hour 2 is the only one that comes close.

    I also really like the bit where Foreman gives Chase 'the nod' but sadly I don't know if that blooper is on Youtube.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MY BODY IS A CAGE
    This is an extremely gnostic idea.
    It is crazy when you realize how much pop culture promotes gnostic and Luciferian beliefs, and most people don't even notice it because they have been programmed to think it is just the default view of reality.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao god's not real you dork

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Triune God of Christianity is literally objectively real. This has been proven philosophically through what is called the Transcendental Argument for God.
        Literally no one has ever been able to refute this argument.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >God has to be real because.... He just does, okay!
          >If god doesn't exist, who made your precious logic? :^)

          Kant was a cunt, and you're a sheep

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not Kant lol
            Kant made certain types of transcendental arguments but that isn't the same as the Transcendental Argument for God (which early Church Fathers were making long before Kant was born).

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine worshiping the dull fucking philosophical drivel of a bunch of dead virgins

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't care if you're screwed up I love you anyway
    >You relapsed and took Vicodin one time to deal with the stress of me possibly having cancer. I'm leaving you
    How do you respond without driving a car through her front window?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was the deal here? Did Lisa want too much money? Were they just tired of House being happy-ish? This is the point of no return for the series, where a happy ending permanently comes off the table

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cuddy was just a nagging uppity bitch

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        2007 writers strike finally took effect. They had a few seasons in the bag already but it petered out. People don’t realize the studios blackballed a lot of the good writers as revenge and they never came back, everything was declining anyways but that sealed the deal for mass market film and television.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The writer's strike fucked Season 4. The whole "House drives his car though Cuddy's house" thing was the Season 7 finale in 2011

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but my point was the impact went beyond the initial obvious disruption. Good talent was dropped, studios restructured, everything changed. Look at any show from the time and you can see the marked change in tone when they resumed, broad plot points continued while details became muddy, repetitive, even nonsensical. Studios started hiring more game players rather than actual talent, you need some of both but it’s easy to tell the difference.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well, sure, but that doesn't really have any bearing on "why was Lisa Edelstein, specifically, abruptly written off the show at the end of Season 7"

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                dude, google

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The late 00s was roughly when all television and movies took a nosedive in writing quality that has persisted to this day, so this explanation checks out.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            EVERYTHING got worse after the late 00s not just writing

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I’m not arguing the writers strike was the only reason, or even the start, but everything flows from writing. When the studios decided to not rely on writers due to the strike, that has a ripple effect. You lower budgets, simplify productions, broaden appeal.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eh, I don't really think this tracks. This is where AMC explodes onto the prestige scene, and probably the peak of the NBC sitcom lineup with The Office/Parks and Recreation/30 Rock/Community all on at the same time. I guess HBO specifically is in a bit of a lull post-Sopranos/Wire/Deadwood, pre-Game of Thrones

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well if you like garbage it’s kind of hard to tell when things get trashier.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                As a House fan, most of those shows are better than House

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Most
                wat. Sopranos sure, and that's primarily if you enjoy thematic explorations of 2000s American urban life. But The Office? Parks and Rec? 30 Rock? Better than House? Wtf in what universe.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess you just don't like sitcoms. I'm not a huge Parks and Rec fan, but The Office and 30 Rock are two of the best in the history of the genre, and that's not really a controversial take. I'd also put The Wire, Deadwood, early Game of Thrones, and Breaking Bad and Mad Men from contemporaneous AMC as comfortably better than House (again, a show I quite like)

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't really watch sitcoms so maybe I'm not the right guy to be talking about this.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The office and 30 rock certainly were popular, but that doesn’t mean much. Deadwood and the wire were before the writers strike, so you seem very confused by this conversation. Mad Men was due to Weiner having sway from the sopranos, and game of thrones was written by a real writer, it coincidentally turned to shit when they ran out of that and started relying on tv writers.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You just aren't reading my posts. I specifically listed Deadwood and the Wire as good shows from before the strike

                Eh, I don't really think this tracks. This is where AMC explodes onto the prestige scene, and probably the peak of the NBC sitcom lineup with The Office/Parks and Recreation/30 Rock/Community all on at the same time. I guess HBO specifically is in a bit of a lull post-Sopranos/Wire/Deadwood, pre-Game of Thrones

                and had my point dismissed because apparently that means I like garbage

                Well if you like garbage it’s kind of hard to tell when things get trashier.

                And 30 Rock wasn't popular, it barely got renewed every season. It's remembered for being a great show underappreciated in its time.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Apparently you can’t even read your own post, as you said, the time we are talking about was POST wire and deadwood.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're just taking in circles now. There was good TV before the strike and good TV after the strike. 2007-2008 specifically kind of sucked. 2009-2013 or thereabouts was better overall than 2002-2006. Streaming did much more damage to the writing profession than the 07 strike

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I forgot breaking bad, I really liked the first few seasons, but writing was never its strong suit. It was carried by Vince and the acting, but that’s just my opinion. Also Vince was another old school guy and I think he managed to carry through despite the studios going to shit.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think you're just trying to hard to fit this theory that the 2007/8 writers' strike permanently ruined television. It fucked up one year of programming, and then things bounced back. HBO is the only relevant channel that truly peaked before the strike.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, if you read my posts again you’ll see I specifically said the writers strike wasn’t solely to blame. If anything it was a consequence of the already existing sickness, but it did massively accelerate things. You ignored my point about how the 2007 disruption, though obvious, was not the only impact, but I won’t retread that.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                There was no existing sickness though, your read on the quality of television is just wrong. You're describing what is popularly known as "the golden age of television" as a downswing, and I reject that basic premise. TV got better in the late 00s/early 10s, not worse, with the noted exception of specially the 07/08 season

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Garbage was maybe a bit harsh, they were funny shows, and I’m definitely not putting House above them, I was talking about the industry in general. And those formulaic comedies are exactly what I’m talking about, low tier writing, cheap productions, broad appeal. The studios cut out their reliance on writers.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                30 Rock and Community in the late 00s/early 10s had some of the best writing in the history of sitcoms. I really don't think you watched them. Only Seinfeld is really better. I agree that The Office peaked just before the strike hit, but it was still reliably very good for two or three additional seasons.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        House saw a massive drop in viewship during S6 but the studio wanted to drag out the show for 2 more seaosns, so solution was to cut back the budget. The first thing to be cut down was the salaries of the main cast. Everybody was getting paid less but Lisa Edelstein had the audacity to demand a raise or she'd leave. It was completely asinine and egostistical.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You relapsed and took Vicodin one time to deal with the stress of me possibly having cancer. I'm leaving you
      Yes that's a good reason to leave someone anon.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It absolutely isn't, especially since she entered the relationship knowing he had a yearslong Vicodin addiction

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well the thing is I'm of the opinion that House and Cuddy began really sloppily anyway. Totally wasn't believable how it began. But otherwise,
          >It absolutely isn't
          Dude of course it is. I don't even know what argument you could possibly conjure to justify why showing up high to your girlfriend's cancer diagnosis isn't something worth leaving over. She had a daughter, was he going to show up high to her dance recitals, or award ceremonies? Was he going to forget to pick her up because he was strung out one day? Dude cmon.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's lucky she gave him the chance, nobody wants to live with a drug addict

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you guys like the movies?
    And by that i mean the 2 part stand alone house episodes?
    >The nut house
    >The prison
    I think the prison one was the when I started rolling my eyes at the show.
    But also cringed at the talent show ep of the nut house. It got really sappy really fast.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i may have masturbated too many times to this scene

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am wondering something.
    There is an episode in season 6 where House hires Foreman's brother as an assistant.
    Now the backstory of Foreman is that he came from the hood or whatever and got into trouble as a teenager, but he cleaned up his act and became a doctor.
    His brother, on the other hand, lived life as a thug and just got out jail.
    So why is Foreman's brother able to fit into the environment of House's team where they're always talking imtelligently and making clever, subtle jabs at each other and stuff like that? You would think this guy who just got out of jail would be like a fish out of water in this new environment. He doesn't really talk or act like a "thug" personality. He acts like how Foreman acts.
    I know it's because it's a tv show and they need him to act this way for the show to work, but what is the explanation in the world of House?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      that he's "changed"

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        how'd he do that

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          cleaned up his act or something idk

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          cleaned up his act or something idk

          in the first place, prison is (supposed to be) for rehabilitation, dont forget
          the whole dialema between eric and his brother is that eric took the long way round to clean up his act, made the decision himself, went to medical school, clawed his way up to the top
          meanwhile his dope brother who was likely the influence for eric getting involved in crime in the first place, wants to AFK getting fed meals for free and then leave jail and end up exactly where foreman is, professionally and morally, with none of the effort and none of the proof

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a huge crush on Masters.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a House can't take a piss because the vicodin abuse closed off his urethra episode

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