>that's right... you're hobbits, so you're superior... nobody else who fought or saved others' lives voluntarily or as conscripts... they don't matter... they were SHIT...
Commoners had the least of expectations for hobbits but they had the biggest load and carried it better than anyone else in the money. They deserve the praise you dishonest frick
merry & pippin had it easier than anyone else involved in the entire conflict. hardest part they had to go through was when they were being literally carried by the uruks for a few days. frick them and frick hackson
Again, they did the task that would have been impossible. Sauron would have worn the rest of them like skin suits if they even touched the ring. It's why Gandalf freaked the frick out and wouldn't touch it. They did what LITERALLY nobody else could.
They distracted the Urukhai when Frodo was leaving the group which was pretty much an act of self-sacrifice since they had no way of knowing they werent going to be killed right away.
Only immune in the sense that Sauron couldn't control them the way he wanted. They just became more greedy and insular. Otherwise they'd make terrible ring-bearers.
>Mary Butler was Nell Butler's great granddaughter, but the provincial court ruled against them, noting that "many of these people, if turned loose, cannot mix with us and become members of society."
boy, they weren't wrong
frodo probably bows down backwards to sam if you get my drift
Sam always was an excellent uphill gardener for Frodo. If you get what I mean.
was he taking the piss?
>that's right... you're hobbits, so you're superior... nobody else who fought or saved others' lives voluntarily or as conscripts... they don't matter... they were SHIT...
Commoners had the least of expectations for hobbits but they had the biggest load and carried it better than anyone else in the money. They deserve the praise you dishonest frick
merry & pippin had it easier than anyone else involved in the entire conflict. hardest part they had to go through was when they were being literally carried by the uruks for a few days. frick them and frick hackson
Again, they did the task that would have been impossible. Sauron would have worn the rest of them like skin suits if they even touched the ring. It's why Gandalf freaked the frick out and wouldn't touch it. They did what LITERALLY nobody else could.
neither of those two touched the ring or did anything any 14 year old kid couldn't have done
go jump in a lake
in the books he touches
They distracted the Urukhai when Frodo was leaving the group which was pretty much an act of self-sacrifice since they had no way of knowing they werent going to be killed right away.
that's not "nobody bows for you"-worthy, shut the frick up
commoners would have lynched the king if he started bowing to halfings and marrying elves aragon is a MARY SUE
cuhringe
AND THEN EVERYBODY CLAP- I MEAN KNEL- I MEAM BENT THE KNE- ACK
what if george floyd was in their presence???
why didnt they send gimli to destory the ring if dwarves are immune?
wtf makes you think dwarfs are immune? Don't they get crazy with greed?
>dwarves
>immune to israeliteelry
Are you daft?
Only immune in the sense that Sauron couldn't control them the way he wanted. They just became more greedy and insular. Otherwise they'd make terrible ring-bearers.
>there's some good in this world mr. frodo. and its worth fighting for
Was his dick THAT good for her to give up immortality?
You'd be amazed at what women would give up for good dick.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eleanor_Butler
>Mary Butler was Nell Butler's great granddaughter, but the provincial court ruled against them, noting that "many of these people, if turned loose, cannot mix with us and become members of society."
boy, they weren't wrong
>enslave your own children just for bbc
kek
You missed a part
>enslave yourself and your own children just for bbc
>my friends…you bow to no man
>*makes them bow in front of Eowyn*