>my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks

>my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's pretty modest and restrained for the average white woman.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's less than everyone else involved in this movie.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in a row?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >homer simpson use to be comically obese
    >37 dicks from clerks use to be comically loose
    >ru paul use to be comically transvestite

    I want off the ride.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one's stopping you from leaving

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Difference between jumping off the rollercoaster during movement and getting off at the stop newbie.
        Stop defending degeneracy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You grew up in exceptionally puritanical times, now you're seeing what what humans generally enjoy. You're the exception here, nobody else wants batshit crazy restrictions on their genitals.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >having herpes while your heart can barely pump through your fat body as you march in your high heels

        [...]

        stay in your containment board

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody has herpes anymore, you are a sheltered idiot who never had sex.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Nobody has herpes anymore
            I'm genuinely curious how you reached this conclusion

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            70% of black women and 45% of hispanic and/or white.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            homie it's affecting 65% of the population.

            60 percent of black people and 50 percent of Whites and Latins have it somewhere

            It's one of the leading causes of blindness

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So nobody catches it from sex then since everyone got it. You can sit down now.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                explain your logic here

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Nobody has herpes
                >Actually lots of people have it
                >Exactly so that proves my original statement that nobody has herpes

                You didn't get enough oxygen at birth right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >batshit crazy
        This phrase is only used by terminal homosexuals such as (You). Consider unrestricting whatever genitals you have left and bleeding out and save us the trouble.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody cares, let it go.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you angry?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ask my gf how many guys she's slept with
    >She gets mad
    >"You're just being insecure! Stop trying to gaslight me into thinking being sexually active is a bad thing."
    >I tell her I've only slept with four women before her
    >She bursts out laughing
    >Later told me that low number of women kind of gave her the "ick"
    Kinos for this feel?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woman's body count: the number she gives multiplied by 7. Women always lie about their luttiness.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Men's income/height/dick size: the number he gives multiplied by 7. Men always lie about their value.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This post reeks of an angry roastie.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Guarantee they're about to call you an incel or virgin.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            women don't post here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most couldn't even guess. Partners become instantly forgettable when you go through several a week.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is abby shapiro yelling at apu?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why wouldn't she be?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao she got you good.
      the only way to win at this game is
      a: don't ask
      b: have a higher number
      ranking at 36 now

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sucking dicks and fricking dicks are entirely different acts. I would love to date a girl that’s sucked a lot of dicks but would pray for a girl that’s fricked a lot of dicks to go to hell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lots of sucking is worse than lots of fricking, when a girl fricks a lot it's cause she enjoys cumming too it's a mutual act.

      A girl has absolutely no reason to suck a lot of dick, it does not benefit her sexually, and it just means she's a whoer.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only average looking women are massive bawds.

    Stacies have a group of female friends they hang out with and have boyfriends who know each other. It's suicide to commit adultery within the group.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nerds, uggos, average women, stacies, etc...

      there's no such thing as nice girls, they all frick whoever they want whenever they want, if you think there's some group of women out there who aren't bawdting it up you're sadly mistaken.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're naive, I grew up in the midwest and know a ton of these dyed blond girl groups. They all frick around while presenting a nice image. It's a silent agreement because all our families are rich and local, we marry into each others families anyway. Just an example I fricked a few girls in college who had purity rings and shit, pretty sure I got one pregnant. Then I dated and married one of her friends, we see each other all the time and her husband is raising what I'm pretty sure is my kid. Meanwhile I still frick her off and on and I'm pretty sure my wife has fricked around too. That's just how it is.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still less than OP

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