>my name is Gluteus Fatteus Maximus, preferred customer of the Maccas to the North

>my name is Gluteus Fatteus Maximus, preferred customer of the Maccas to the North

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tasty

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men can give birth too, bigot!

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally me!

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Become world famous sex symbol
    >Make a bunch of great movies
    >Fuck 100s of women
    >Become rich
    >Get your fill of sex and working
    >Completely drop out, retire, and do whatever you want every day
    >Eat nonstop because it feels great
    >Never give a fuck again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based and Brando pilled

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And also Orson Welles pilled, that nigga was like 400 lbs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >100s
      Anon, I…

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's also Jack Nicholson,except for the sex symbol part

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maximus Decimatus Platus
    Maximus Secondus-Helpings

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally me

    When I was young, I had tight abs....now I'm 40+ and somehow I can get my gut to look the same....why?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >athletic chad doesn't adjust his diet when he ages and becomes less active
      many such cases

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dies a badass
    >reunited with family
    >gets a dad bod
    seems like a happy ending to me

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He actually wasn’t in shape in gladiator either

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      post body, now

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I look like he does but I’m a little taller, 6’4”. And I am not in proper shape

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          His arms are pretty big anon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I look like he does but I'm a little taller, 6'4". And I am not in proper shape

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for the blog post fatso

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I look like he does but I’m a little taller, 6’4”

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally perfect daddy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pure Spaniard stock

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I get old enough where my dick stops working I'm gonna get so fat and eat delicious food all day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not just take viagra

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Headaches

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought that shit was just a gimmick

          havent tried it, maybe i should quit porn first

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that shit was just a gimmick

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a fat bitch, no wonder she just gave up in the end

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my belly is this big
    the rest of me is skinny
    what do bros

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I will have my desserts, in this life or the next.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In this life or the next, I will have my supersize meal

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My name is Gluttonator

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