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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not to be confused with Bill, or Jack, or Pete, or Dennis

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    woke music

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      les claypool is a based centrist, doesn't get involved in political shilling

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nu-primus has a song with him unironically seething over conspiracies

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          decades of marijuana use gets a man a bit schizo. he's still certified kino

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I still like primus but it's literally the exact opposite. He's a full on crying snarky leftiecuck.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              hmm besides that song i haven't seen anything that shows that

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >hmmmm besides the man's own words I haven't seen anything else that supported what he decided to not only declare but make into and sell as art
                have a nice day bud. Here's a real conspiracy song

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gza9YCrv66Q

                funded

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the songwriter is a 50 year old meth head who lives in like an old bus in Eureka Springs, Arkansas. I know you're just mentally ill and forcing your gay meme but this is really moronic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick is this woke?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Les revealed his San Franciscan roots with that conspiranoid song

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Here I come, Constantinople

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CHECKED
    nice quints!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SAYBABYDOYOUWANNALAYDOWNWITHME
    SAYBABYDOYOUWANNALAYDOWNBYMYSIDE
    AHBABYDOYOUWANNALAYDOWNWITHME
    SAYBABY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      MMM... nachos!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        STEAMY

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My name is baskin roberts
    Not to be confused with baskin, roberts, or trust fund band
    It's always been

    Cause I'm the most funded sons a fund
    You ever seen I fund in band

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You mean to tell me that’s not Christian Bale?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BASKINS GOT HIS SELF A TRUST FUND BAND
    AND HE STEALS FROM ALL HIS FRIENDS
    ONE DAY YOU KNOW THAT FUNDIES GONNA RUN
    SO HE PUT UP A HEDGE FUND THEN
    ALONG CAME A israelite WITH HIS OLD BANK TOO SAID RECOGNIZE THAT FUND
    FUNDS LIKE TRUST FUND BAND
    THAT BASKINS GOT A TRUST FUND BAND!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek, it's kino!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      include me in the screencat

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this has to be the worst forced meme of all time
    cultural is degrading

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What meme? A Primus song (and relevant video clip)?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THESE DAMN BLUE COLLARED TWEEKERS ARE RUNNING THIS HERE TOWN

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      when i grow up i want to be
      one of the hobbits who sow the sea
      i think before my day is done
      i shall become a fishermon

      Quirky is really all they have going for them, if you take that and Claypool's crazy bass playing out of the equation you're not left with much else.
      I couldn't make up my mind about Primus for a long time, as a kid I liked them, but it was never anything I could enjoy listening to or got some kind of deeper meaning out of.
      For all their quirkiness Primus is extremely middle-of-the-road. Looking back most of their stuff leans towards bad rather than good, the songs they made that slap consistently can be counted on one hand. The fact that Antipop, their most consistent, solid album, had to be produced by Fred Durst is a huge indictment. Imagine adding Fred Durst to your formula and coming out better, not worse, than you are normally. That really says it all.

      >Imagine adding Fred Durst to your formula and coming out better
      i didn't know it was possible to confuse the durst-claypool dynamic...

      ?si=fNLjn_Pe5aMBYETt&t=93

      durst was the fan. claypool was the gracious king.

      I'm not North American either and I sort of understand. There are times when I listen to them regularly, and other times where I won't play a song for months. But ultimately, I respect the hell out of them. I wish there were more bands that were idiosyncratic but not in a forced way. I think Les really is just an odd fella but social enough to conduct two other guys and make his strange music, but it doesn't seem contrived or even neckbeardy like some YouTube era shit

      Got a starting point?

      >idiosyncratic but not in a forced way
      you talking about clownish fun-time music?

      Yeah I'll give you a few short songs and then some of their flagship longer songs. Entire concert recordings are easy to find and what people usually listen to once they get into the band.
      >frick your face

      >the sloth

      >olivia's pool

      >AC/DC Bag (fun fact, the chords for this song are ACDCgay

      Now we get into the longer flagship songs, you need to listen to the entire song. It sounds different throughout and is made of many different sections
      >Mike's Song
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHEtX_o-Uss
      >Fluffhead
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M9PtqpNUQY
      >Scent of a Mule
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t55hEyal60w
      >You Enjoy Myself
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blciN4nMGrM

      you know what a zoomer did to me recently?

      "WHAT DOES PHISH HAVE TO DO WITH THE GRATEFUL DEAD"

      told 'em i'm gonna' let this one go...

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THESE BLESSED TRUST FUND BANDERS THEY'RE FUNDING THIS HERE BAND

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >holds up spork!
    >yinkety sploink! hickory doink! i am mr oink!

    How old were you when you realized Primus is crap?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ignore the lyrics if you hate them, but if they were serious it'd make the music far more corny

      Just listen even to this song on good speakers. It's a very unique, crazy song.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I could ignore all of the vocals. Claypool can't sing worth a damn and yet, there he is, on every song, squealing away.
        I can't even tell if he's trying or not. If he's being goofy to mask his utter lack of vocal talent, or if he genuinely thinks what he does with his voice sounds good.
        All of Primus just comes across as a project made by talented people with absolutely no sense of taste. Not even bad taste, or bad taste on purpose, just no taste.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If they had no taste, it would just be bland music. I've never heard anyone describe Primus as anything close to bland. For most normies, their sound is too crazy. Claypool's vocals take a while to enjoy, but I'm glad he doesn't have some conventional edgy metalcore voice, it would just make them like Mudvayne or Faith No More or something. Having a hick as the singer is interesting, they really play it up on Pork Soda.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Quirky is really all they have going for them, if you take that and Claypool's crazy bass playing out of the equation you're not left with much else.
            I couldn't make up my mind about Primus for a long time, as a kid I liked them, but it was never anything I could enjoy listening to or got some kind of deeper meaning out of.
            For all their quirkiness Primus is extremely middle-of-the-road. Looking back most of their stuff leans towards bad rather than good, the songs they made that slap consistently can be counted on one hand. The fact that Antipop, their most consistent, solid album, had to be produced by Fred Durst is a huge indictment. Imagine adding Fred Durst to your formula and coming out better, not worse, than you are normally. That really says it all.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >if you take the main two things about them out, they have nothing
              >also let me ignore Larry Lalonde being a massively talented guitarist who was also willing to take the backseat to make a band work
              >also the album I'm going to pretend to like the most, which is a lie because I do not enjoy anything, has a factoid attached to it that I consider embarrassing
              you have literal autism btw

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >you have literal autism btw
                I do, that doesn't change the argument.
                I'd say you have schizophrenia because you claim to be a mindreader, Antipop is by far the best album Primus ever put out in my book.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I do
                I know

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Antipop
              Most people agree they were burning out at this point, so if you like this album the most, you may just be filtered by what Primus truly was

              Ler's guitar work is insane and incredibly unique. He shuts up when he isn't needed and sometimes just does wirey atmospheric things. Like The Edge from U2 but not so cliche and garbage. Herb is apparently a great drummer too but I don't know drum stuff well

              If you're looking for deeper meaning in Primus, you probably won't find it. Les just like singing fun stories about characters, who often end up with a miserable fate. There's so much music out there that tries and fails to be deep, so I'm glad he just does what he wants and tells cartoonish stories.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Primus are a curiosity. Like I said there were times in my life where I liked their stuff, and times where I didn't. It all depended on my mindset at the time. If I was feeling detached, demoralized, unhappy and unfit, I liked them, if I felt energetic, dynamic, on top of my game and sociable I hated them. They're wacky, clownish, and kind of gross. More than that I would describe them as perfectly American. As a European I think I'm just destined to never really "get it."

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >as yurop
                you guys are so fricking gay. Literally all your entire continent (+ bonus rainy island) is ancient rock music, kill myself black metal and gay electronic music.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not North American either and I sort of understand. There are times when I listen to them regularly, and other times where I won't play a song for months. But ultimately, I respect the hell out of them. I wish there were more bands that were idiosyncratic but not in a forced way. I think Les really is just an odd fella but social enough to conduct two other guys and make his strange music, but it doesn't seem contrived or even neckbeardy like some YouTube era shit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I wish there were more bands that were idiosyncratic but not in a forced way.
                Listen to live recordings of phish

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Got a starting point?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I'll give you a few short songs and then some of their flagship longer songs. Entire concert recordings are easy to find and what people usually listen to once they get into the band.
                >frick your face

                >the sloth

                >olivia's pool

                >AC/DC Bag (fun fact, the chords for this song are ACDCgay

                Now we get into the longer flagship songs, you need to listen to the entire song. It sounds different throughout and is made of many different sections
                >Mike's Song

                >Fluffhead

                >Scent of a Mule

                >You Enjoy Myself

              • 1 month ago
                James

                Kino. Thanks for sharing, I'll check them all out.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                After you listen to all of those, listen to this. "The Tahoe Tweezer". Phish is a jam band, so any of their songs can become vehicles for them to just experiment (and they are very good at it and go in a lot of different directions when they decide to jam a song out). This is their song Tweezer (which is NOT a complicated song with many different parts) played for an incredible 37 minutes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                when i grow up i want to be
                one of the hobbits who sow the sea
                i think before my day is done
                i shall become a fishermon

                [...]
                >Imagine adding Fred Durst to your formula and coming out better
                i didn't know it was possible to confuse the durst-claypool dynamic...

                ?si=fNLjn_Pe5aMBYETt&t=93

                durst was the fan. claypool was the gracious king.

                [...]
                [...]
                >idiosyncratic but not in a forced way
                you talking about clownish fun-time music?

                [...]
                you know what a zoomer did to me recently?

                "WHAT DOES PHISH HAVE TO DO WITH THE GRATEFUL DEAD"

                told 'em i'm gonna' let this one go...

                Since you mentioned Phish, might as well post Claypool's side project with Trey Anastasio and Stewart Copeland. I actually prefer Claypool's myriad of side projects to Primus. He always finds outstanding musicians who complement him well. The stuff he did recently with John Lennon and Yoko Ono's son is pretty good, too.

                ?si=xMZCih7E-IW25kZl

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oysterhead kind of sucks tbh. I like the army's all on ecstasy and mr oysterhead but that's it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Kino. Thanks for sharing, I'll check them all out.

                when i grow up i want to be
                one of the hobbits who sow the sea
                i think before my day is done
                i shall become a fishermon

                [...]
                >Imagine adding Fred Durst to your formula and coming out better
                i didn't know it was possible to confuse the durst-claypool dynamic...

                ?si=fNLjn_Pe5aMBYETt&t=93

                durst was the fan. claypool was the gracious king.

                [...]
                [...]
                >idiosyncratic but not in a forced way
                you talking about clownish fun-time music?

                [...]
                you know what a zoomer did to me recently?

                "WHAT DOES PHISH HAVE TO DO WITH THE GRATEFUL DEAD"

                told 'em i'm gonna' let this one go...

                [...]
                Since you mentioned Phish, might as well post Claypool's side project with Trey Anastasio and Stewart Copeland. I actually prefer Claypool's myriad of side projects to Primus. He always finds outstanding musicians who complement him well. The stuff he did recently with John Lennon and Yoko Ono's son is pretty good, too.

                ?si=xMZCih7E-IW25kZl

                >Fluff went to a banker, asking for some bills
                >The banker said, well I ain't got that
                >BUT I SURE GOT SOME POWERFUL PILLS
                >OH YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH
                What did Trey Anastasio mean by this?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                His heroin use meant he couldn't shit so the banker gave him laxatives.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the song is about some guy they met on dead tour that had cancer and glued cotton balls to his head as a joke because he was bald from chemo

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >FLUFF HEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
                >FLUFFY FLUFFY FLUFFY FLUFFY HEAD
                >FLUFF BALLS
                >PUFF BALLS
                >FLUFF YOUR HEAD

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                god damn I always forget how good Scent of a Mule is

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                phish sponsored by baskin roberts

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Actually sponsored by Ben and Jerry's, your meme ice cream shitpost's mortal enemy. Unironically. Nice job moron.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Bull fricking shit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.benjerry.com/flavors/phish-food-ice-cream
                https://www.benjerry.com/whats-new/2022/03/phish-waterwheel-anniversary

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              "Guys, best bassist of all time!"
              *indistinguishable fret buzz intensifies*

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He's not but who's your favorite then?
                >inb4 some shitposting homosexual googles jaco pastorious and posts it

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i haven't listened to primus since the 90s but the drummers they had were always outstanding.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If they had no taste, it would just be bland music. I've never heard anyone describe Primus as anything close to bland. For most normies, their sound is too crazy. Claypool's vocals take a while to enjoy, but I'm glad he doesn't have some conventional edgy metalcore voice, it would just make them like Mudvayne or Faith No More or something. Having a hick as the singer is interesting, they really play it up on Pork Soda.

          He just actually sounds like that. He couldn't ever be a "good singer" and the voices and stories fit their music anyway.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's pretty clear they're just a jam band but decided they needed vocals to be anything more than some guys jamming out.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >It's pretty clear they're just a jam band
              If you can link me to one (sies) song where primus "jammed" for 20 minutes off the structure of the original song I will kneel

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always confuse him with the faith no more singer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If they had no taste, it would just be bland music. I've never heard anyone describe Primus as anything close to bland. For most normies, their sound is too crazy. Claypool's vocals take a while to enjoy, but I'm glad he doesn't have some conventional edgy metalcore voice, it would just make them like Mudvayne or Faith No More or something. Having a hick as the singer is interesting, they really play it up on Pork Soda.

      >if you take the main two things about them out, they have nothing
      >also let me ignore Larry Lalonde being a massively talented guitarist who was also willing to take the backseat to make a band work
      >also the album I'm going to pretend to like the most, which is a lie because I do not enjoy anything, has a factoid attached to it that I consider embarrassing
      you have literal autism btw

      >Antipop
      Most people agree they were burning out at this point, so if you like this album the most, you may just be filtered by what Primus truly was

      Ler's guitar work is insane and incredibly unique. He shuts up when he isn't needed and sometimes just does wirey atmospheric things. Like The Edge from U2 but not so cliche and garbage. Herb is apparently a great drummer too but I don't know drum stuff well

      If you're looking for deeper meaning in Primus, you probably won't find it. Les just like singing fun stories about characters, who often end up with a miserable fate. There's so much music out there that tries and fails to be deep, so I'm glad he just does what he wants and tells cartoonish stories.

      kino hivemind

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MY NAME IS CHUD

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >puts on red hat
    MY NAME IS CHUD

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having enough talent to make god tier music but ruining it writing wacky absurd lyrics
    That's Primus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At least they aren't cringy metal lyrics about 2deep4u basic b***h takes on philosophy or war or something gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine thinking lyrics matter

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the fearless flying frog brigade

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'm david makalaster your 10 o clock newscaster, good evening and here's what's new!

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nice quints. check't.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sweet trips

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, three dubs! Oppa trust fund band style!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Three-of-a-kind! Amazing, and kino. Congratulations brother, Baskinbros just keep winning.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    daily reminder TOOLS is a trust fund band

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my name is fund

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >primus thread
    >80+ posts
    I dont lurk Cinemaphile. how popular are they now?
    eitherway this song appeared on my spotify random list and I thought it wasnt bad. seems he mellowed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This album is almost 20 years old anon. But One Better is a great track.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DMV is an underrated song

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MY NAME IS CRUST

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I went through a phase recently where I almost exclusively listened to Primus every day. Only band shirt I have bought since high school

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