My name is Sam Tyler. I had an accident, and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time?

My name is Sam Tyler. I had an accident, and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever's happened, it's like I've landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oi you can't pretend you've travelled back to 1973, as an excuse to say "paki" or "homosexual"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People wouldn't have said homosexual in 1973 though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paki in a coma is about as lively as Liberace's dick when he's looking at a naked woman. All in all this investigation's going at the speed of a spacker in a magnet factory!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have different words for that.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is the 2018 korean remake so much better?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >asiaticshit
      >better

      The Czech remake was pretty good though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, is it that good? Can't find any torrents. Help.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's not
        it was slightly more tolerable than most kdramas though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's good but
      >another period piece set in 1988
      also thanks to korea changing their voltage from 100v to 230v at some point their set design is pretty poor because there's pretty much nothing electronic wise that survived
      park bo-gum's tv in reply 1988 being a 2000s tv is a good example

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Korean tv tends to go more for vibes than period accuracy. Cry more. Reply 1988 is a masterpiece.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >getting THIS upset because i made a comment about their lazy set design
          ah yes im sure you're an expert on the overall 'vibe' of late 80s South Korea, I didn't realise I was speaking to a 50 year old Korean

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go back to your middle aged woman general you wienersucker

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kek i love how this innocent and wholesome general is mindbreaking Cinemaphile

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the Keeley Hawes one where the intro gets gradually shorter to the point it's just "my name is Alex Drake, your guess is as good as mine"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Keeley Hawes

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My name is Sam Tyler. I had an accident, and I woke up in 2006. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever's happened, it's like I've landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure why you'd want to return to the present from 2006.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'M 'AVIN 'OOPS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AS GAY AS A BLOODY CHRISTMAS TREE

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This show and the sequel Ashes to Ashes are both great. Keeley Hawes was hot as frick in Ashes to Ashes in the 80s outfits.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Keeley Hawes is and has been hot in every single thing she has ever done. Mind you Ashes, along with the lesbian thing with Rachel Stirling and the movie with Jonny Lee Miller where she’s naked half the time, is probably peak Keeley.

        Keeley enjoyers
        https://www.redgifs.com/watch/concretejaggedfrogmouth
        https://www.redgifs.com/watch/cornflowerbluesmoggybellsnake
        https://www.redgifs.com/watch/navyblueglumbufflehead
        https://www.redgifs.com/watch/greedyhardtofindastarte
        https://www.redgifs.com/watch/infatuatedcelebratedgroundhog
        https://www.redgifs.com/watch/roundminorpike
        https://www.redgifs.com/watch/uniquesweatyyak
        https://www.redgifs.com/watch/closeddensemurrelet
        https://www.redgifs.com/watch/vibrantpurplesnake

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          love it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          none of the clips are loading for me. tried diactivating ublock but it did nothing

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you give me a website for hosting shit you can use I'll upload them all for you to just download them

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how do you download redgifs?

            I just downloaded them now and uploaded them all here
            https://easyupload.io/m/squna5

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how do you download redgifs?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            me =

            [...]
            I just downloaded them now and uploaded them all here
            https://easyupload.io/m/squna5

            If you dont trust my downloads you replace the bit in the redgifs url where is says watch with ifr. you should be able to right click and save them then.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            me = [...]
            If you dont trust my downloads you replace the bit in the redgifs url where is says watch with ifr. you should be able to right click and save them then.

            You can literally just open the video itself in a new tab and safe it as an mp4

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it wouldnt let me right click on the video in chrome until I did that ifr thing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based and thank you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I may upload a collection of Keeley pics someplace as I have a load of her lewd pics.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Saved

        [...]
        Keeley enjoyers
        https://www.redgifs.com/watch/concretejaggedfrogmouth
        https://www.redgifs.com/watch/cornflowerbluesmoggybellsnake
        https://www.redgifs.com/watch/navyblueglumbufflehead
        https://www.redgifs.com/watch/greedyhardtofindastarte
        https://www.redgifs.com/watch/infatuatedcelebratedgroundhog
        https://www.redgifs.com/watch/roundminorpike
        https://www.redgifs.com/watch/uniquesweatyyak
        https://www.redgifs.com/watch/closeddensemurrelet
        https://www.redgifs.com/watch/vibrantpurplesnake

        Pls make some webms with these

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Pls make some webms with these
          The mods wont like that

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do it and I'll protect you

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              2 weeks ago I got a 3 day ban for posting something like that so sorry I can't.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I understand.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                post em on /gif/ then link them

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                link me what thread you want me to post them in on gif and I'll post them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keeley Hawes is and has been hot in every single thing she has ever done. Mind you Ashes, along with the lesbian thing with Rachel Stirling and the movie with Jonny Lee Miller where she’s naked half the time, is probably peak Keeley.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think I liked Ashes more overall, but the ending soured things for me. Talk about overexplaining. It literally took all allure out of the mystery and just dumped convoluted, cringeworthy lore on the last couple episodes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you will never stamp her bum

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      I love Montserrat Lombard (the copper)
      Wanna give her my doodle

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tfw no new wave lesbian gf
        Why live

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i remember how awful the american one was, 70s uk looks comfy as frick lads

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was pretty fricking grim even back then.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn be gene hunt trapped inside a safe next to a half naked sweaty keeley hawes

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shame Keeley didnt get naked in Ashes to Ashes.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1973 is to 2006 what 1991 is to 2024

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would have been nice to see them do a new series with a person from current year sent back to the 90s

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There was supposed to be a third series called Lazarus but it was canceled recently

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yup. Sucks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yup. Sucks

          From what was revealed about Lazarus it just seemed more like nostalgiabait if anything

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently it was supposed to be what was in between LoM and AtA, yet somehow Keeley was supposed to be involved. Lancaster was retired so I doubt he'd return. There was also going to be an alternate present.
            Seems like they had no plan at all.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was really surprised when I saw that guy in Spaced

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >any jungle in, guy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is s2 such a nosedive in quality compared to s1

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >S1
      >Gene Hunt & co are openly racist, homophobic, bigoted and based
      >show shows them being right in their views more often than not
      >Sam tries to educate them with his current year liberal worldviews
      >Gets called a Black personhomosexual and shot down
      >actually funny situations like where the ultra straight Ray has to go undercover as a gay bear to get some leads etc. and he hates it but is actually good at acting gay

      >S2
      >muh stronk woman protag
      >she gets the last word against Genes' basedness most of the time
      >she has even MORE "it is the current year"-views than Sam altough she is in the past
      >positive views of degeneracy abound
      >no qt Annie

      Golly I wonder why. Ray was always best character.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        um I think he was asking why season 2 of life on mars was worse than season 1 not asking about ashes to ashes.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hi. Tony Blair.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that scene where jimmy savile starts talking to sam through the radio and sam asks him to fix it for him

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    80s are kino aesthetic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More of a 70s person

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Considering what we discovered in Ashes to Ashes about why he was there, his decision to throw himself off a building to get back after he woke up was moronic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't think at that point the writers even decided on the reason why he was there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did it really end this way? That's a total ripoff of open your eyes/vanilla sky

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that has been pointed out repeatedly since the finale aired. Ashes to Ashes tried to somewhat reverse that. The writers seemed clearly like they did not know how to resolve what they had built up over the two seasons.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It felt like lost in a way where they were making it up as they went along

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you think too hard about this show it doesn't really make sense. Like is literally every single person there dead or just a few small amount of them. What even are the other people then. Why was Gene Hunt chosen as some sort of guardian by Jesus for dead cops. Is Keets the literal actual devil or just some random demon? Why is there an afterlife thing just for dead cops? Why was Sam allowed to wake up leave and go back again but when Alex woke up she didnt actually leave at all and it was just another layer to her death.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It really does seem as if they had no plan for the ending and just made it up as they went along

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And why did this guy seem to be so aware of everything

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >episode where Keeley wore the cat outfit

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't really make much sense why Gene, Ray and Chris would be transferred to London anyway

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because Manchester is a shit hole

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And in the 70s there were parts of it that still had slums

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's weird how much manchester has changed
          the street that i lived on until i was 2, so 1999, is completely gone now and replaced with a single row of houses and a green space
          it wasnt even a very old building either, probably 70s or 80s built

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there was an estate around mine which was built around the same time and they just filled it with problem families and smackheads. by the early 2000s most of it had been torn down and it's only recently they build new houses on top of the old ones

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              also, if you haven't seen it already, some classic manchester crime kino. police officers chasing car criminals in RS2000s, Sapphire Cosworths etc

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has an aesthetic face. A bit like a non sticc Keira Knightley.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Strong Norman children

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will you PLEASE just STAMP my ARSE?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is what she looks like now at 48 from a tv show this year.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes the Orphan Black sequel that had barely anything to do with the original series

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes the Orphan Black sequel that had barely anything to do with the original series

        that show was good keeley lesbian kino

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Never watched it. Does she have any naked scenes or lewd scenes?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It does but none of Keeley IIRC

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ah thats unfortunate.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She kisses other women a lot in it, if that counts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aged really well

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was funny when she did an interview with the guy from bodyguard and she was laughing about how the last time she saw him was when he was a child in a different movie they did together when she was in her 20s and he was like 7 or something and she fricks him in bodyguard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The best part of that show was all the yanks who thought he was calling her mum all the time because he was her son and then they got freaked out when they suddenly had sex.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao. Whats also funny is she had to stop her son playing Tomb Raider as she didnt like how he was horny for a character with his mums voice https://youtu.be/dHrdWLWN92I?t=81

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek she told that story on Graham Norton. She's never letting her son live that down.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being him at school after that interview. All of his classmates knowing he probably wanked to a video game character with his mums voice

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why even deny it if everyone knows. I would go along with it.

              >have you seen my mum?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you obviously never had to deal with kids lusting over your mum at school

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she was brilliant as the mum in its a sin too

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My name is John Crichton, an astronaut. A radiation wave hit, and I got shot through a wormhole... Now I'm lost in some distant part of the universe on a ship - a living ship - full of strange, alien life forms... Help me... Listen, please. Is there anybody out there who can hear me? I'm being hunted by an insane military commander... doing everything I can... I'm just looking for a way home.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i grew up in a slightly better shithole in leicester so i didnt experience manchester too much, but what i remember and what my parents say it was grim, kids throwing stones at my mum when she was waiting for the bus while pregnant with me haha, my grandma parking her new ford fiesta outside our flat one night and it being stolen and burnt out by the morning
    it's weird seeing complaints in the MEN about how expensive it is to live there and the gentrification that's occurred over the past few years (i lived in clayton and i saw someone saying a small house costs over £1k a month to rent now)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to play in burnt out cars which were dumped on the field at the back of my childhood home and i just used to think it was just normal. Also remember plenty of times in primary school when the junkies over the weekend had shot up on the school playground and left their needles behind, so when monday ca we weren't allowed to go out at playtime

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many of you anons have actually watched things like The Sweeny?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some more Manchester shithole kino

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Manchester still is a shithole, just watch Charlie Veitch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not been to the centre of town in a while but i can still imagine it's full of homeless off their heads on spice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Love this one of Charlie on the bus going through Irlams o' th' Height

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        classic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        classic

        for me it's the one where he antagonises a pack of black lads and then pisses himself when they start attacking him

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The one where some bloke starts calling him homophobic because he has an issue with two other gay lads getting it on in public

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watched the entire Trumptonshire series not too long ago
      Proper wholesome and comfy

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Keeley was my mum

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the American version of this show ending and I literally read about it in my local midwestern small town newspaper because people thought it was so batshit insane. I was in highschool at the time and never watched the show but had to look it up myself because it seemed so moronic.
    >Life on Mars (US late 2000's version)
    >Last scene of the finale happens
    >Main character wakes up
    >He's in an advanced space station
    >"Ah you're awake, we've just reached orbit over Mars commander! Have any weird dreams? ;^)
    >Looks around and the rest of the crew were characters throughout the show
    >"Oh and btw, President Obama wants to speak with you through the video relay".
    >Guy turns to the camera and says, "tell her I'll be right there!" implying one of Obama's daughter is now the future president.
    Absolutely hilarious to this day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtaf?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was unhinged

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Guy turns to the camera and says, "tell her I'll be right there!" implying one of Obama's daughter is now the future president
      What makes it funnier is that the year it takes place, neither of Obama's daughters would even be eligible for the presidency due to being under 35

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtaf?

      Yeah they took all the Bowie references literally too, like the characters keep saying lines from Bowie songs at the end. Gene's real name is also "Major Tom" and they're on Mars to perform a literal "gene hunt" whatever that's supposed to mean. I think he's also revealed to be Sam's dad too.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A word in your shell like, pal.

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