>My request is bad? I requested what? What the frick did I request?

>My request is bad? I requested what? What the frick did I request?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh you know, just requestin’ the webpage, you know, from the server

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ow ow maybe I'm a little confused or something. Maybe I'm a little fricked up. What was wrong with my request?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you know, the way you requested it. it was bad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bad how?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anonny no, you got it all wrong…

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, anonthony, he’s a big guy, he can speak for himself.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                For you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ya' cookie. Ya' cookie was bad.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    eyy it wasn't bad, maybe just, y'know, ya cookies were a little too large.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you're a funny guy anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Funny how?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I chuckled

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i swear i clicked this thread and got 400 request bad 3 times before it worked what the frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's what you get when idiot web developers throw their money away at Webistics

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *pours hot coffee in your shirt collar*

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS ONLY!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            GET THE FRICK BACK IN YOUR OFFICE!
            ANYBODY ELSE GOT A PROBLEM WITH WEBISTICS?!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OOOOOOOUUUU

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't work for me on mobile at all unless I clear the cookies every hour or so.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OH YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WEBISTICS?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It does the same for me, always 3 times.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ripperoni Tommy

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based how? You keep calling me "based". Based on what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Y'know, you post memes, you make fun of jannies, you're based, Tommy!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna click the back button
    click the back button

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      heh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Laughed hard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lelllllll

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actually lol'd out loud.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A well deserved (You)

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >for a guy who scrolled all day long janny didn't post in 6 threads
    >if there was a shitposting problem or a beef in a thread, then only the top tripgays could message janny to solve the problem
    >everything was one on one
    >janny hated group calls
    >he didn't want anyone hearing him wheezing
    >and he didn't want anyone to hear what he was being told
    >hundreds of poster depended on janny and he got nothing for it
    >and that's what it's all about
    >that's what the shitposters could never understand
    >what janny did was all for the protection of the people who couldn't go to the mods

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      your post reminded me of this
      https://vocaroo.com/kyMcU0X0YV4

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's frickin a.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thanks, made my fookin day

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that ending
        Fricking hell I'm crying

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't heard this in forever.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >reset your router
        >badabing badaboom forgetaboutit
        made man.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >someone reposted my oc
        kek based.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Your oc has been reposted a hundred times

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Heh, good shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        b-based?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So fricking good every time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That fricking hip game!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm fricking dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No more cookies billy…

      I said no more cookies. Maybe you didn't hear about it you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't delete my cookies anymore.

      Janny and I could never get laid because we had incel blood, didn’t even matter that my mother had a Cinemaphile gold pass (tm)

      Thanks for the chuckle anons, I needed it

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR COOKIE BOX!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No more cookies billy…

      I said no more cookies. Maybe you didn't hear about it you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't delete my cookies anymore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't refresh no one.
        >Now go home and get your frickin cookies.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Motherfrick-
          >Hit the fricking stop button don't let it refresh, keep him here

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >hey hurry up janny's got some sausage and peppers when we get home

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No no, you insulted him a little
          >No I didn't. Give us a cat pic
          Yeah let’s have some cat pics. Cat pics on the house!
          >No have a cat pic with me
          No no no, the cat pics… are on the house

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MUTHAFRICKIN MUTT JOO... MOTHAFRICKIN MUTTKALJDFLKJJD

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are some funny motherfrickers

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What, like my cookies are too large? Like I’m a baker and my cookies are too large? What? How is my request bad?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This kid was great. They used to call him "Big Cookie Tommy." I swear to God. Oh, he'd make your Cookies the size of fricking Elephants. Excuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best. And he made a lot of money, too. Salut, Tommy!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >anon it ain’t just this post, it’s 10 frickin’ pages of threads, 10 frickin pages

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You coming over here harassinge 8n front of my webmasters calling me a deadbeat who doesn't clear cookies you know janny you're a real fricking mutt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You wanna laugh? Last week this prick asked me to apply as a janny!
        Yeah, for 0 dollars, I’ll apply as a janny!

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the FRICK is so large about my cookies?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're a big cookie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      400

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Janny and I could never get laid because we had incel blood, didn’t even matter that my mother had a Cinemaphile gold pass (tm)

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    404 Not Found? Then where da frick is it?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Paulie did the prep work. He was doing a year for Bad Requestin', and he had this wonderful system for doing the cookies. He used a razor, and he used to slice the cookie so thin that it used to liquefy in the oven with just a little oil. It was a very good system.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you can’t liquify a cookie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gordon Ramsay over here

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, let's talk business, Putin. First of all, you're all done. The Russian federation don't even have that kind of muscle anymore. The bear is sleeping, right? You're getting chased out of Kreml by Usmanov and the other oligarchs. What do you think is going on here? You think you can come to my country and take over? I talked to Biden - I can make a deal with him, and still keep my country!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that why you shelled my Donbas region?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That cookie shit makes me nervous

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go with Bobbie and clear the cache, see if you find any malware

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    best thread on Cinemaphile

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do i never get these bad requests on red boards, is it a coincidence or are they different somehow?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Red boards are bad so bad requests are actually good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Niceee

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It was among the Cinemaphile sites. Real blue board shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        underrated

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yee

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i always figured it had something to do with high traffic.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love you guys.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was among the jannies. Real hotpocket shit.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One day some of the anons from this thread gave (You)s to the poster below me. You know why? It was out of respect.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what the hell is wrong with this site. This anon wasted 8 frickin refreshes on this request. We gotta toughen this server up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Un uomo di onore

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >There was this kid I grew up with; he was younger than me. Sorta looked up to me, you know. We did our first shit posts together, worked our way out of the boards. Things were good, we made the most of it. During 2011, we ran Baneposts into threads... got (you)'s, your father, too. As much as anyone, I loved him and trusted him. Later on he had an idea to build a seed supply store out of a desert stop-over for city slickers on the way to the old Simpson place. That kid's name was Sneed, and the store he invented was Formerly Chuck's. This was a great man, a man of vision and guts. And there isn't even a sticky, or a webm or a header of him in that board! Someone put a rangeban through his eye. No one knows who gave the order. When I heard it, I wasn't angry; I knew Sneed, I knew he was head-strong, posting loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up banned, I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen; I didn't ask who gave the order, because it had nothing to do with business!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >*ts*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Started screaming of laughter like Joker, probably alerted all my neighbors

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      leke

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Bad re..quest,four hundred... oh what the frick?! WHAT THE FRICK?? MY FRICKING SCRIPT IS GONE! ADRIANNA WHAT THE FRICK DID YOU TO YOUR COMPYUTAH?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When they found Carbone, his cookie was so large he had to refresh for 2 days before he could post

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      C'E FATO COOKIE COSI

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DID YOU DO THAT KAREN? WE NEEDED THOSE COOKIES. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >For us, to post any other way was nuts. To us, those janny-jan people who cleaned shitty threads for no pay and heated their hot pockets in the microwave every day, worried about their boards, were dead. I mean, they were suckers. They had no balls. If we wanted to shitpost, we just did it. If anyone reported us they got dabbed on so bad, believe me, they never reported again.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >for as long as I can remember I wanted to be a shitposter

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give me un thousend reloads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahahaha

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOW LUCKY CAN ONE THREAD BE
    I POSTED AND GOT STICKIED
    LIKE THE JANNY ONCE SAID
    NO WAGE: A KICK IN THE HEAD

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Janny had lots of shitposters on his board. And almost all of them were named Anonymous. It was unbelievable. There must have been 2 dozen Anonymouses in the thread. Plus they were all replying to shitposters named Anonymous

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile will always be the funniest board

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And simultaneously the worst

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah. Cinemaphile is way worse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        /lgbt/, /news/ and Cinemaphile still exist

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I know there are anons, like my best friends, who would have closed out of the website the minute their board gave them a bad request. But I didn't. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You know who gets bad requests? Anons who fall asleep solving the CAPTCHA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm still gonna refresh Karen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That was our last VPN, Karen! I was dependent on that! Why did you do that?
      >I had to do it! They were gonna track it!
      >They can't track VPNs, Karen! Why did you do that? Oh my God. Oh my God.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it was revenge for doreen and a lot of other things

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Y'know...like when you turn into a skeleton or your hat is on fire...

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got the other vocaroo where some anon was also shitting on jannies?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mean

      your post reminded me of this
      https://vocaroo.com/kyMcU0X0YV4

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, that ain't the one. IT's the one where the guy had a really good italian mafioso accent.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/6TfYQpjkcVp
    frick jannies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      your post reminded me of this
      https://vocaroo.com/kyMcU0X0YV4

      Pls however this is make more

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This whole thread is priceless, best in years.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >They jannies blamed me for everythin' that went wrong out here. And I mean every little frickin' thing too. If a guy posted a frickin' soijak they'd give me a 24 hour for it. And the oldgays were no better either, I mean they complained day and night because things don't run smooth. Well in my line of posting things don't run so smooth, I'm sorry. I mean, I'm dealing with degenerate trannies out here! But the oldgays, what do they give a frick? They're sittin' in /trek/ drinkin' steelies. Meanwhile, I'M the guy in the trenches!

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jannie may have moved slow, but it was only because Jannie didn't get paid move by anybody.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Read this in Liotta's voice kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >One day some of the jannies from the board carried my mother's shit posts all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They all had bad skin and wore too much make up. They didn't look very good; they look beat up. The stuff they wore were thrown together and cheap, a lot of pantsuits and double knits. They talked about dilating with broom handles and leather belts, and that their axe wounds still didn't stop leaking. When Henry picked me up, I was dizzy.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fun mafia movies > realistic mafia movies

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a janny. To me, being a janny was better than being a mod on Reddit. Even before I first wandered into the janitor applications thread for an after-school unpaid job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me it meant being the biggest nobody in a neighborhood full of nobodies. They weren’t like anyone else. They closed whatever thread they wanted. They’d close baneposting threads and no one ever told them they were a big guy. In the summer, when they cleaned up buck breaking threads, nobody ever paid them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ma, what do you think?
      You look like a Janny!

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wheres my fricking thread? What am I, on a 'pay me no mind' list?
    >Oh sorry Anon, I thought you said "Im alright Cookie"

    You stuttering fricking prick you

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now go home and delete your fricking cookie box

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jimmy was ecstatic
    >Anon was getting his pass today
    >Jimmy was so happy, you'd think we were all getting Cinemaphile passes

    >*Time passes*
    >They banned him, they fricking BANNED him!

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    meds

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > "I like this one, one wojak goes one way and the other pepe goes the other way, and this guy's saying ACK"

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good thread

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