>My son respects me

>My son respects me
How do you respond without sounding mad?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can I respect a man who stands in his own bath water?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm thinking of building a team, Pete. We can play good cop bad cop and give our sons a balanced upbringing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you saying Goofy should marry Pete?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so apparently, Pete is a cat.
    I swear he was a wolf.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fat cat joke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He will always be a wolf to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you look at Pete, the archenemy of Mickey MOUSE, and think "wolf"?
      Btw Goofy is a dog in case you didn't know that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If dogs are like Goofy in Toon Town, does that mean Pluto is a furry? He could walk and talk like the rest of them but he chooses not to?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pluto has some weird petplay kink, nobody dares bring it up any more.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pluto is the product of slave eugenics programs, the germ lines have diverged !

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he's like borat's moronic cousin bilo
          i image goofy and the boys run trains on him from time to time

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pluto is a member of an inferior cousin species. Sort of like how humans are the genetic cousins of chimps.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In modern Disney Pete is really more Goofy's rival.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People are moron
        Like how some people think Goofy is a cow because their shitty brains mix him with Clarabell Cow who is is sort of love interest in some of the cartoons projects.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pete being a cat is so odd to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you look at Pete, the archenemy of Mickey MOUSE, and think "wolf"?
      Btw Goofy is a dog in case you didn't know that.

      Well to be fair, Pete is Disney's oldest character. He was in the alice comedies, and the Oswald shorts. Him being a cat was probably coincidental (in terms of mickey, that is)

      Though I think he was a bear before the mickey cartoons... honestly can't remember.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like a bear
        Which I can kind of believe. Big fat tough guy with round ears ? That’s a bear .

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > yeah well if I had seen you put away that many plates at the Chinese buffet every day, I would probably respect you too
    Tfw goofy vs pete is just ornellaposting

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy he never respected him.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They don't make SOVL like this anymore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They really don't

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IF WE LISTEN TO EACH OTHERS HEARTS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Listen to the beat, listen to the rhythm, the rhythm on the street. Open up your eyes, open up your ears, let’s get together and make things better, by working together!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn it, anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Little Mermaid
      >Beauty & The Beast
      >Aladdin
      >Lion King
      pardon me, a modest father & son road trip movie, I'm just gonna blow you all out of the water and take the crown as best Disney-Renaissance-Era movie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gaston makes Beauty & The Beast the best one on that list

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mermaid
        Teen c**t does everything wrong and still gets what he wants in the end.
        & The Beast
        Mary Sue develops Stockholm Syndrome.

        Poor guy cheats his way into a wealthy family.
        >>Lion King
        Hamlet but Kimba
        Ew.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hated the sequel because this one exists. The disconnect between the two is uncomfortable and its just woefully inferior to this one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        your fault for watching DTV disney sequels. you oughtta know better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dad kino is hard to pull off but when it hits it hits like nothing else

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >One of the best scenes that depicts the struggle of fatherhood in media is in the fricking Goofy Movie.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Throughout the movie it shows P.J. being a nervous wreck because how his dad treats him. Where as Max is laid back and cool

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S PETE TIME

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NO, DAD, NO

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now post him checking the asses on Powerline's backup dancers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Skateboarding 360 in a tube screaming with sunglasses and backwards cap, default epitome of "whoa that kid is fricking COOL" singing YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
      God, I'll never live this fricking dream.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, so much for loyalty to Roxanne

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Roxanne was probably getting DP'd during this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, she was waiting patiently for him to appear on stage

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie, you can always look. He didnt touch, so its perfectly acceptable. Now, if he was 6 inches deep in them, that would be another story

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But can he beat the Mambo King?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he wearing an Earthworm Jim suit?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Angry Goofy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >me and my dad after I somehow got my bicycle pedal stuck in the spokes of his bike while trying to lift mine over his

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Angry Goofy is legitimately scary

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's remembering all the Heartless he killed with Donald and Sora.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >we used to stack 'em 5 high, Maxie, an' use 'em as sandbags!
          >a-hyuck a-hyuck a-hyuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me and my dad after I refused to let him finger my butthole

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminds me when i lie to my dad about going to a metal festival together and hanging out but i was actually gonna ditch him to meet a girl i meet on my space there ....

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        reminds me of how me and my dad was supposed to go on this blues festival together, he wanted to more than me, but I just figured we would go one day, just never got around to it. Died a couple of years ago

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw father heard i was going to the eclipse.
          >asked to come along
          >sure lets go
          >now says since seeing that he's been rethinking some stuff in his life
          Always make time for the family you have left anon. You never know when a random moment will effect them greater than you thought

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss the 90s

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=9IieqImcARQoQYqZ
    I prefer the classics
    I used to watch a ton of these from old vcrs in at my grandparents

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always loved this one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=2vy8NT3oydBAbsP-
        I think this one is my favorite

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do cute girls always have an ugly friend

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To feel better about themselves.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To look better by comparison
        but if you strike out with her sometimes the friend can be a backup

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        See the movie D.U.F.F

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        guys do it too but if your wondering why i got some bad news for you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's their guard dog. They bark at you and say "SHES NOT INTERESTED" ...like that's gonna stop me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats where you play 3d chess and say actually i came to ask her how i can get to know you :+)

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play Goof Troop on the SNES
    It was made by the Resident Evil guy and was inspired by Zelda

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Mickey mouse fantasy platformer is good too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Magical quest trilogy is supreme fricking kino, and the illusion games are alright too. I heard that new illusion island game is fun but the art style looks awful.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *your wifes son

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie had the same director as 2007's Enchanted.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The EGM credits sequence is like a core memory for me

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"No Pete, your son is scared of you. Please don't become your father, you're a better man than that. Break the cycle, Pete."

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ever heard of the Mickey short Runaway Brain? It came out the same year as A Goofy Movie and it had the same animation crew.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have strange memory of them being released together but Runaway Brain wasn't on my DVD of A Goofy Movie so I guess not

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah they were, it's just that Disney wanted to bury the shit out of Runaway Brain after it came out since the monster Mickey offended soccer moms.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We should never see Mickey's feet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's still funny that Mickey and Minnie's voice actors were married in real life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a great short and it is a damn shame that Disney barely acknowledges it anymore.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As mention before, both film and shortfilm were helded by the French crew, so I suppose is american jealousy. Last Disney good stuff were also the old style french Mickey shorts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This short was alright, though I honestly think the prince and the pauper short film is a tad better.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hit em with the perfect cast baybay

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sleep in a big bed with my son

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great facial expressions in this movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The face Goofy makes when he walks in on the big fat singer is some of the best animation I've ever seen in my life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disney France Division should have take over Disney Animation Studios but no let's fricking ruin everything.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >these simpletons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not the nipple version
      homosexual

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No more gayXIE the geek
      >No more cuck of the week
      >Like beFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eyes turn red in the flash

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hated this baby for some reason. Ugly bald lookin ass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's worse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of the Kmart photostudio.
      What a strange fricking world where people have nostalgic memories of Kmart.
      Like someone saved all of the Kmart radio tapes they use to play over the load speakers and it take you back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how many of those kid photos did Goofy keep for himself?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >one hour photo but with Goofy
        >Gorsh, Neon Genesis Evangelion? ayuk

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid, I had a crush on Peg.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better version.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >better
        >AI

        fu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better version.

      >This is the sample of how always a good girl dating/marrying an evil bastard because they think they have a good side in them and want them to change their lives because of her

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too real anon. Too real.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better version.

      AI goyslop.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So. This is what discussing A Goofy Movie is like.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fear and respect aren't the same.
    PJ feared his dad and would probably do all kind of shit behind his back instead of being forthright like Max was.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pete also spoiled PJ
      Which can be a bad combo along with making your kid afraid to talk to you

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Makes you wonder what her mom looked like

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like Drew Carey, chad looking at his young years at the military but then turned into a fatso

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mickey sucks, Goofy sucks, long live Donald

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Donald and his family has some of the deepest lore in all of Disney that only a few people know about

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How did we go from Pintail Duck to Humperdink Duck?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          raped a bunch of slaves

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me about Angus "Pothole" McDuck

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Read The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck my man

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fanny Coot got GOOSED

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like the updated version

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tell me about the Rapetou

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Rapetou
            Well there's a reason why there were so many Beagle Boys

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only a few people know about
        at least 10 million nordics know about this stuff

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dirty Dingus McDuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like the updated version

        Does Abner appear in shit? I haven't seen him in any comics

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Donald doesn't need to front
      he's winning all day erryday
      Minnie is a mid deadfish
      Daisy is a 10/10 and fricks like a fighter jet

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >[chair clattering]

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Disney for censoring and editing the Disney+ version and the Bluray.
    Leave the memories alone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the censor in 2 and 3?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Max's hand was on her tit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmao i could've stared for an hour and never seen that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He grabs her tit in the original.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Max getting a face full of wonderful bosom
      You don't take that from a man. The space between a woman's breasts is heaven.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only a dream anyway

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it always smells so nice

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just liked that Pete and Goofy were good friends despite being traditionally opposed. The Kramer and Newman of the Disney universe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was one sided Goofy saw Pete as friend, Pete saw Goofy as a nuisance he had to deal with because their boys were friends.
      In other media they weren't opposition per se since Pete usually fell into a default antagonist for anyone associated with Mickey in whatever story is being sold.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need a Roxanne lora. Someone, please, PLEASE make a lora.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your son fears you, but he doesn't respect you. There's a difference.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing how Cinemaphile loves (classic) Disney more then Cinemaphile. Why can't we just get rid of that shitty board already?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile has changed for the worse
      Not sure why anyone would use it anymore

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >well I just had sex with your wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >leave Mickey Mouse …to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ever heard of the Mickey short Runaway Brain? It came out the same year as A Goofy Movie and it had the same animation crew.

      So who killed mickey mouse? Redditors, israelites, or mildly to unfunny parodies in mid adult comedy cartoons?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Disney killed Mickey Mouse

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, I DID!!

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bump to stand out, above the crowd.

    Even if we gotta shout aloud.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the redhead next door such a universal fantasy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because redheads are hot.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fear isn't respect
    GOT HIS ASS

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    glorifying wiggerism and wigger subculture.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Black Cauldron
    >The Great Mouse Detective
    >Oliver and Company
    >The Little Mermaid
    >DuckTales The Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp
    >The Rescuers Down Under
    >Beauty and the Beast
    >Aladdin
    >The Lion King
    >A Goofy Movie
    >Pocahontas
    Every theatrical 2D animation movie by Disney from 1985-1995.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Your son is an effeminate fat frick who wishes he was half as popular with the girls as my son."

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you wearing gloves in a bathtub?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the animators outline in black and white gloves are the easiest way to differentiate the hand when you also have black fur.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CHECK THE MAP GOOF

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I jerk off to your son's onlyfans

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