My wife, Galadriel.

My wife, Galadriel.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If there was a way to continue the white race without white women, i would fund it.

    >t. Sri lankan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bown guy who's into white twinks
      Yeah ok

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good morning sir

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you starving atm?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Plenty of food no oil

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try homoboy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Artificial wombs. Fund it.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here come the simps to shill you a show!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >deliberately picks unflattering angle screenshot

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this bucktooth inbred is supposed to be an ethereal beauty beyond the comprehension of man

    lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bucktooth inbred
      Very rude thing to say about the Welsh

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bad casting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WRONG!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She is homely and not an ethereal beauty that the role demands.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She looks like a coworker of me that told me I'm a good boy :3

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like Gwyneth Paltrow, even the mannerisms and facial expressions

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I made a webm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/eaYzIdj.png

      My wife, Galadriel.

      >No hotwife Galadriel to watch ride big orc wiener

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >No cuckquean Galadriel to watch me rawdog orc slampigs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          God I wish I was Galadriel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >short hair elves
      DROPPED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this is their Galadriel
      At least they could have put some effort, especially the hair.
      I'd hate to see their Luthien.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love this PS3 cutscene.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All their ocean scenes are done practically in this wave pool they built

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm going to give this a shot.
          Galadriel is cute and it looks like they tried

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          James Cameron pulled it off in 1997. Did technology move backwards?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Waifubaiting is the latest shill tactic. Makes sense that they use it on Cinemaphile.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would absolutely cum on face/10

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to lick it up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah she's alright, what is she supposed to be like galadriels chamber maid or the the elf that empties galadriels chmaber pot or something?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My wife Millie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BARELY a country 8.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Country girls are hotter because hot urban girls become famous and disconnected from morons like you, idiot.
        Also, white girls are typically bred better than others in America, cletus out about Alabama all you want.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Like 20 years ago maybe.
          Thanks to social media even the homely country 6/10 now has a legion of simps waiting to fap to the next set of beach pics.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Doesn't live in the country
          Standards are lower because the gender ratio is reversed. The city is 40/60 m/f, the country is 60/40.
          Thus a girl who's a 10 in a small town moves to a big city where she's surrounded by models and whatnot becomes a 6. While a city 8 all dolled up in a couple thousand dollars worth of clothes and makeup has the entire town drooling over her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hmmmm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      child bearing hips

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WHAT HIPS
        are you blind
        its like she had them surgically removed or some thin

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Black person you are the blind one. 18 year olds dont have hips like this

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            dipped

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >are you blind
          pot meet kettle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats a fricking hobbit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >My wife
    Celeborn, I don't know how to tell you this.... but you have been cut from the show

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's up with those teeth?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/eaYzIdj.png

      My wife, Galadriel.

      >what's up with those teeth?
      They're cute
      idk if its just coincidence but in the footage she's doing almost exactly the same starry eyes upwards look as in this photoshoot from a couple of years ago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She looks like Helen Hunt fricked a squirrel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >coincidence
        it's how she looks in front of camera if she's staring at fricking nothing

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this shit is gonna bomb hard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Replace this TV series with one about the Witch King from his resurrection to his death at the hands of a femoid and a child on the Fields.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well the witch king will be in the show, could well be one of those already appearing in s1

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Still sort of seething over the fact that they didn't have the witch king shatter the gates to the white city and instead made gandalf look like a little bit of a b***h in the extended edition by having the witch king shatter his staff. Would've prefer the vat shattering.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Preferred the gate shattering*
          I'm a based phone poster hehe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to watch a series of early Noldor wars ending with based Fingolfin dueling Morgoth himself.
      >Now news came to Hithlum that Dorthonion was lost and the sons of Finarfin overthrown, and that the sons of Fëanor were driven from their lands. Then Fingolfin beheld... the utter ruin of the Noldor, and the defeat beyond redress of all their houses; and filled with wrath and despair he mounted upon Rochallor his great horse and rode forth alone, and none might restrain him. He passed over Dor-nu-Fauglith like a wind amid the dust, and all that beheld his onset fled in amaze, thinking that Oromë himself was come: for a great madness of rage was upon him, so that his eyes shone like the eyes of the Valar. Thus he came alone to Angband's gates, and he sounded his horn, and smote once more upon the brazen doors, and challenged Morgoth to come forth to single combat. And Morgoth came.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good morning sirs i will watch for she much love from INDIA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I guarantee that many people Morfposting will be the direct descendants of Anglo Saxons.
      It's literally in my DNA to breed Celtic women

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anglo here, I will indeed be Morfposting while rock hard.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow my breasts are bigger than hers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        good morning sir
        please post your bobs sir

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >my breasts are bigger than hers
        Prove it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        MY breasts CAN WALK RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          TARICOTTA PIE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Me too, buddy!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but she has the bigger penis

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, the famous anglo beauty, or what other countries call, the average convenience store lady

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why she ugly??? why she short??? why she flabby???

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is she autistic?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She has ADHD

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bunny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      See felicity could pull of a qt elf.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean she's beautiful but maybe not in a elf kind of way? She's gives out more of the beauty of the Rohan village vibes.
    My hopes for this show is rockbottom so might as well give it a try. Not like I'll be burned and disappointed like with GOT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah she is more like a village's beauty not otherwordly elven queen beauty.

      As anon said yesterday its like a girl from tesco.
      You just know bunch of roastie diversity hires picked her because pretty women no longer allowed in the movies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It will probably be a less moronic shadow of war/mordor game
      Tons of fanfic but potentially pretty fun unless you get hung up on every single thing that gets altered from the books. At least with the big budget they can depict almost anything they have the rights to.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Tons of fanfic but potentially pretty fun unless you get hung up on every single thing that gets altered from the books
        Every change is a sin against humanity

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so did the elves just shit off the side of the boat or in a bucket then throw it overboard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Finish the book GRRM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is a good question. What WAS Feanors latrine policy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, all the cute elven girls have a designated human slave they use

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, all the cute elven girls have a designated human slave they use

      You can actually just about make out a bunch of elven women at the back of the boat all wearing a headdress
      Maybe they are the personal care assistants for the boys + man maiden Gala

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's a face that should be sucking on a BBC

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BOC, you mean

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >amazon social media marketers are reduced to commerbaiting with a 6/10 buck toothed slag
    reminder that they sank hundreds of millions into that garbage
    loving every laugh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >died before he could finish writing Aragorn's tax policy

      tragedy

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    since Galadriel is supposed to be ethereally beautiful, who would be the ideal actress for the role?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I could see debicki or vanessa kirby in the role.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Very good candidates. Debicki's beauty, in particular, is truly ethereal and captivating.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nicki Minaj

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cara

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Should of just de-aged Caye Blanchett

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isabel Lucas should of played an elf but she was too cute and not statuesque enough for galadriel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      debicki has experience working with hobbits

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >debicki has experience working with hobbits
        almost everyone is a hobbit to Debicki.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          who is that giant b***h? fricking circus freak I beat she wore the biggest platform shoes she could find.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            don't speak about your goddess this way.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >your goddess
              she has a giant israelite nose, built like a plank and a 5'5 mexican gardener could push her down and rape her.

              there is nothing godlike about that thing. she is a circus freak and put into tv to humiliate men and portray women as... whatever the israelite narrative wants now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Your manlet rage, as smoldering as it is, is cathartic to my cool gaze.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                calm down small man

                Im 6' 180lbs training 3 times a week for years. If you stood next to me on the beach you would be invisible.
                You twink ugly loser hobbits just fantasize about a giant hoe because you are closet homos.

                Take your hairy armed ugly israelite nosed plain ass twig scarecrow b***h out of my sight. Mentioning her and galadriel on the same page is blasphemy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Aside from the LARP, tell me who would be better as Galadriel.
                And no, who Bezgay has cast doesn’t count.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno. Obviously it must be someone light eyed, fair skinned slender and tall but not slenderman goyimstein herself...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                quiet down everyone, small man is talking.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >6 feet
                How's the weather down there sport?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                calm down small man

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >playing galadriel with that face
        gtfo with your mommy fetish

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          shut the frick up

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >shut the frick up
            >posts his other waifu: the walking human papilloma virus
            virgins are out full force today.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              not everyone rates zendaya

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                zendaya is queen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      idris elba

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much this. I would watch show for her alone.

    If you think that she isn't perfect fit for Galadriel then you are just wrong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's about as good a piece of casting you can reasonably expect imo, great actress and definitely looks the part

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's about as good a piece of casting you can reasonably expect imo, great actress and definitely looks the part

      So true fellow organic fans of the source material. I also agree that Amazon™ made a perfect casting choice, and can confirm that it is a general and organic sentiment among the fanbase of the source material. I will be sure to subscribe to Amazon™ Prime in order to see the discussed product, and so will every person I know!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, I too am a real person and will watch the rings of power because it looks so good and interesting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No.
        You are just a homosexual 😐
        She is perfect Galadriel and that's it.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im guessing they will be covering her freckles up after all, but not her mark above her left boob. Its kinda qt anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was she in some kind of accident as a child as a result of which her lips had to be amputated?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a common feature among northern European women, you can find pictures of more of them online of you want to familiarise yourself with what they look like

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >less than 2 months until release
    >still not revealed Pharazon, Elendil, Isildur or his qt sister

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    morfy is very elf like
    perfect casting!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      idk, in OP's pic she seems rodent like, I do think she is very cute but I wouldn't have cast her as Galadriel, then again I'm me and not in charge of the casting for Rings of Poower

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >rodent like
        that's jus mean

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i know, i felt mean saying it, i mean look at her. she's really cute.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There is definetely something ferret or rodent like about her face.
        I think it's the lack of lips.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >lack of lips
          Pretty regular sized for a bong tbh

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I'm sorry I just dont see her as leading lady.
            She'd be perfect for like I dont know katherine heigls best friend in a romcom or something.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I just don't see her as leading lady
              Watch Saint Maud then come back to this comment

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >My wife, Galadriel.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's "kinda cute", and that's exactly the issue.
    I wonder what deformities they will pass as other characters.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on who is playing child Galadriel?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Galadriel should have hips and large breasts. Also very tall and have good bone structure.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >good bone structure
      Pic not related I guess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That snapchat filter is working so hard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered socialmedia makeupprostitute
      you thinking with your dick, son.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This scene is Galadriel and co trying to get to get back to Valinor btw, probably connected to how she finds herself shipwrecked....

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this Glorfindel?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not, he shouldn't arrive in middle earth until Sauron properly returns and that boat seems to be leaving middle earth, probably heading to Valinor
      Still unsure why they have Galadriel heading there, maybe they want to demonstrate the Ban of the Valar or something

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That 5 is Galadriel? The famed beauty once asked by Feaner himself for a strand of her hair? Couldnt they have found and actually attractive model looking woman like Elsa Hosk?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Elsa Hosk
          They should have hired a half bogged catwalk model for their lead actress?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Reading comprehension isnt quite to be expected from shills. Go figure.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So you're saying they should have cast a woman that just looks like a half bogged catwalk model instead, how is that any better?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, Im saying that Galadriel is a 10/10 exotic otherwordly goddess of a woman and a woman that LOOKS like Elsa Hosk would make for a much better Galadriel, that the woman they cast. She looks like a girl that was a successful child actor and then turned to milkshakes as a way to cope with the fact that shes mediocre both as an actress and as "eyecandy".

                Cancelling my Prime subscription right now because of you shill.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >She looks like a girl that was a successful child actor
                Not even close, she didn't start acting until she was an adult and then it was mostly in British theatre productions until she started getting movie roles in the last few years

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you seriously moronic? Im truly baffled at your lack of reading comprehension.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Haven't you got a prime subscription to cancel?

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