She won't stop dancing around the house saying "This is the part where you boogie" and saying ""My bad"" every time she apologizes.
Should we watch it or will she be dissapointed?
My wife unironically wants to watch Son of The Mask after learning about Maskposting
Lmao big if true, based shitposter wife
I don't know anon, I think it's
>too good to be true
Watch both movies back to back for the full effect.
Post her feet bro
Write 'The Mask 3'
>Starring Timothée Chalamet
>a troony get the mask
>it's all fun and games until...
>?
>the mask will return
I was actually thinking this exact same thing earlier, it'd be some wokeslop about a troony who gets the mask and "finds themselves" or whatever
>troony troony troony
Please seek help immediately. Maybe it's not too late
dilate
new reaction image just dropped
When a strong, confident white women, Lula, (with a black best friend and gay male coworker 2nd best friend) comes across the mask by chance, it transforms her into a no nonsense superhero who can finally get that promotion she's always wanted as well as let her humiliate her arrogant coworker who she slept with one time and then he bragged about to everyone in the office. And she can finally seduce Chad Absalot except he liked the old her before she was a zany superhero and he cares more about raising his wheelchair-bound daughter and volunteering at the shelter for blind puppies.
But when Chad's exwife tries to become the new mayor, Lula realises that she has to win the mayoral race herself to save her town and hopefully Chad's heart in the process.
starring Lindsay Lohan
>no nonsense superhero
kek something about this phrase is just so funny and moronic
Too political
The Mask 2 is pretty bad, dude.
Quads of truth
I still don’t get this meme where we all pretend the mask 2 was a bad movie. Is this some kind of zoomer irony thing?
Anon, you need to indulge her.
>Le Masque
>Ceci n'est pas une pipe
What did he mean by this?
The mask is one of those movies only Jim Carrey could make work. Imagine the original without him it woulda been shit
christian bale shouldve been the mask and jim carrey shouldve been american psycho
a very different timeline
Kino
It won't be quite the same, but someone should deepfake that.
There's this:
But it barely looks like him
A world where Jim Carrey is in sigma edits would be funny
>When it came to find a leading man, several names like Rick Moranis, Martin Short, and even Robin Williams were floated along.
Robin Williams would have been great
Sneed buried this meme
She should emulate sneed instead
>emulate sneed
By buying a husbandry supply store off a guy named Chuck? In this economy?
How come Sneed took off so much that it's now popular with even normalgays yet Maskposting is practically unheard of
The less funny the meme the more reach it gets
Because Son of the Mask is so fricking bad that it even hurts the memes a bit.
I mean so frickin good*
its hard to meme good stuff, like, its up there with Back to the Future and other good flicks
can we stop this le epic ironic appreciation of abjectly dogshit movies? this is just another soulless mid-2000s bargain bin box office flop dumpster fire like garfield, pretending to like garbage doesn't make you look cool or contrarian it just makes you look moronic
""my bad""
The Simpsons: extremely popular, critically acclaimed show, loved by multiple generations worldwide
Son of the Mask: dog shit cash grab flick only millennials who were the right age to be ad-spammed on Nickelodeon even know about
>he doesnt have ID
Interestingly enough the mask baby part was actually directly inspired by a scrapped sequel screenplay the original director wrote
I firmly believe that Jannies stunted maskposting. I remember during the height of maskposting there was a battle Royale thread of different mask characters, it got deleted. then op made another battle Royale thread, that got deleted too. then another, then another, then another, all kept getting deleted. these Jannies, I want my payback or should I say backpay?
locked
she should emulate chuck tbqh if you know what i mean
>He fell for the autistic wife meme
Hehe
>tfw no maskpilled spergwife
it hurts bros..
dubs of longing
we said get a TRAD wife, op. TRAD. please read more carefully
underrated post
>She won't stop dancing around the house saying "This is the part where you boogie" and saying ""My bad"" every time she apologizes
If she's cute, then that's endearing as frick.
If she's fat and ugly, I can see why that would get irritating pretty fricking fast.
I want to bang your wife, sir.
I saw Son of the mask 14 times in theaters
Ask me anything
1. Favorite scenes, lines, etc.?
2. Which time was the best rewatch?
3. Don't you just love Halloween?
1. The entire party scene is the best scene in the movie
Favorite line
"You can't fight me when you're locked in a trunk"
"Huh?"
*PUNCH*
>Loki locked in a trunk
2. The fourth, it actually had some people in the theater. I was 14 and was so excited the movie may actually make money and we could get Son of Mask 2
3. Yes, without Halloween, there would be no Son of Mask Halloween Party Scene
I also bought the Son of Mask cardboard poster from the movie standee thing but it got wet and rotted and I had to dump it
4. What would you like to see in a hypothetical Mask 3?
In Mask 3, as I laid it out in my head, or Son of Mask 2, Son of Mask grows up and goes on a rampage across Fringe City, which causes Stanley Ipkiss to hear about it in Edge City. He has to return to Fringe City to don the original Mask, while at the same time fighting Son of mask, who is Jamie Kennedy playing an adult version of his son. They would end up getting along and singing
>You're just too good to be true
And
>Hey Pachuco
At the city stage and the whole world would turn around and face the camera, with green faces, and say
>Somebody stop me!!!
Which is leading into Mask 4
HOLY KINO
The movie cold opens to Stanley watching the news and the camera pans to his face and he's worried, the opening line?
>This is my fault. I have to stop this.
And then SON OF MASK 2
>pans over to the mask lying on his desk
>I swore I wouldn't, but...
>SOMEBODY STOP ME!!!
Imagine if this was actually Jim Carrey's last role
Which begs the question... what happens in Mask 4?
You need to tell her exactly this in a suave tone
she's just too good to be true, and you can't take your eyes off you, you feel like having a touch, you wanna hold her so much
Ha ha ha
>Yes, this actually aired on Cartoon Network
Just watch the halloween party scene. The rest is not even worth it
qrd?
ID?
That's not even the best part of the movie. The animated sequence with Alvey and Otis is.
you know you want to watch it too
>Jamie Kennedy reportedly hated his time in Sydney filming this movie. Hardly anyone recognized him in public, and he was repeatedly turned down by local women in bars, who had no idea who he was.
I only know Jamie Kennedy as the guy from Son of the Mask
You never saw the Jamie Kennedy Experiment? It was arguably average at best but it was sure as hell much better than Son of Mask or anything he did in that movie. Jamie Kennedy was known for somewhat decent impressions.
Everyone was thinking he would do an impression of Jim Carey's mask but he didn't, which was a mistake in my opinion.
that and mailbus most wanted
He was in Tremors 5 and 6
literally who
there were Tremors 5 and 6?
And 7 actually
There’s also a tv show that’s pretty kino
>Cinemaphile go 40 posts without mentioning trannies for no reason challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
Son of the mask meme is better because normalgays missed it completely.
normies and everyone else. the meme flopped, face it
JK wasn't that bad, he was just like, mediocre, but nothing offensively off putting. Then he did this.
>So we meet again
which is eluding to an ancient past between Mask and Son of Mask that the viewer is just now being clued into
>Yeah, dad. We do.
Wait I'm confused, I thought "Son of Mask" was the CGI baby from the second kino?
>ITS TOO LATE DAD
>NOBODY STOP ME
sounds fun
Not gonna lie when I first watched the first one it scared the shit out of me. I eventually got over it and was excited to see Son of Mask in theaters. I was pretty disappointed because I went with one of my friends and his mom and the little shit had a panic attack 10 minutes into the movie and we had to leave. What the frick is up with these movies scaring kids?
>panic attack
>from son of the mask
top kek
These two posters are what's wrong with the world today. Back in the 50's and 60's, real, strong, masculine alpha males would not stand for their children to be exposed to any movie that was out of the ordinary. Nowadays we have absolute degenerates who call small children pussies for getting scared at movies.
i still remember fondly the og threads and the climax battle royale thread, best time i ever had on Cinemaphile, i stayed up to 4 AM to post until the end
Does anyone have that B&W 3x3 with the title in French? "Le Fils du Masque" or something similar?
Sounds too good to be true
Is The Mask Returns (also known as Return of The Mask) kino?
>My wife
non-existent like this "meme"
Imagine waking up every day knowing the pinnacle of your career is fricking Son of The Mask
i'd be a proud man
I liked the scene at the end where Loki and Odin reconcile
>sotm director also directed this
It's just back-to-back kino with this guy huh?
Watch it and let her be disappointed that it isn't as good as she thought it was going to be - it'll take care of itself.