Naa Paata Soodu
Naa Paata Soodu
Naa Paata Soodu
Naatu Naatu Naatu Naatu
Naatu Naatu Veera Naatu
Naatu Naatu Naatu Naatu
Naatu Naatu Oora Naatu
Naatu Naatu Naatu
Pachi Mirapalaga Picha Naatu
Naatu Naatu Naatu
Vichhu Katthi Laaga Verri Naatu
Naa Paata Soodu Naa Paata Soodu Naa Paata Soodu Naatu Naatu Naatu Naatu Naatu Naatu Veera Naatu Naatu Naatu Naatu Naatu Naatu Naatu Oora Naatu Naatu...
Please don't make fun of my country, I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
Let me guess, Punjabicel unable to cope with being brutally mogged by Telugu cinema?
How come Telugu bros put up with Delhi hegemony hmm
Bros I'm from Fiji but my ancestors were apparently from Bihar. Were they based or not?
Biharis are like Indian rednecks. All the crazy shit that happens in India comes from Bihar.
Yeah, it was based and friendship-pilled
What about Uttar Pradesh? that's the other side of my family
I'm also Uttar Pradeshi but I don't know very much about it other than it's crowded as frick. Lots of important religious sites are there however like Ayodhya. I think their governor is trying to modernize the place
Unironically the sweetest people in India. The workers from Bihar are spread out in India so much that they basically run the country.
Delusional bihari
I'm not.
This.
Biharis are the Black folk of India.
That's punjabis.
Coincidentally their culture also revolves around rap too.
Haryanvis are worse
Muslims are the Black folk of India
keep coping poo
Muslims are far worse than that
nah Muslims are infinitely better than poos
Muslims are pedos and pajeets are rapists, both should be nuked
YWNBW
trannies hates Muslim tho
Hmmm..... Shit is shit.
That is literally prohibited in islam so not sure what that's supposed to prove.
Just cause the guy makes shit up doesn't make it so.
Okay Pajeet. Poo in loo and stay out of sisters vagoo
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9645571/More-half-Pakistani-heritage-couples-Britain-cousin-marriages.html
I want all browns to leave the UK but there is a big difference between pakis and poos
Yes one rapes their sister and other rapes yours.
Literally not true
maurya dynasty , buddhism is from that region .Its fricked now like the rest of the country
based golti
I hope your wife comes back from canada bro
Hello Sir Good Morning Sir
The kino that singlehandedly saved India's reputation on Cinemaphile
indian movies are based. closest thing there is to live action anime
I would 100% rather watch Indian kino over capeshit
Holy frick, this shit is brilliant
what kino is this?
Baahubali: The Beginning (2015)
I think its the sequel and not the first one
zACK Sneeder BTFO
Based Snyder living his this MCUck's mind rent free
if i recall correctly
the dude who made this
is a snyder bro
SIRS
Sir let me suck your blood sir. I must do the needful.
>releasing this puja
wot
it’s like saying releasing this Christmas
Sir I must release pooja on your street sir
Releasing this puja... with no survivors!
lmfao
RRR and bahubali has same director lol
I really wished he outdid himself with RRR .But i dont think it will ever be done
My mouth actually opened a little when the spears collided, is this the power of Indian kino?
I kneel
Now try 'Gangs of Wasseypur' & if you're an Anglo then 'Shatranj ke Khilari'.
How can capeshit ever compete?
So sick
Looks like a sneeder's film with colors
JAMES GUNN BTFO
More accurate depiction of Homeric battles than anything the W*st has ever produced.
I thought they couldn't frick with cows
Unironically moronkino
This movie was incredible. It should be a rule to watch this before posting on Cinemaphile. Do you have the webm of him dancing with the woman in the first movie?
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOLY SHIT
Okay indian bros im sorry i made fun of you
certified kino
Which of these should I watch first?
>anime
kys
men can't stop losing
why live?
What movie is this?
RRR, film of decade
Looks based
picked the frick up
siRRRs...
THe dancing looks like a cross between American tap and modern hip hop. They should pick a style. I think the tap looks better.
ok, why is this actually kino?
It's sincere. This movie actually loves its audience. In a time where Hollywood films are soulless and run by committee this was a fricking godsend
what movie
RRR
they're dabbing on the white male
They're dabbing on the jerk.
Because its true to its Director's vision
NO. That is ripped off directly from a movie almost 100 years old. Step for step, even the suspenders stuff.
Did they even acknowledge the Brothers.
Nope. The Indians ripped off their movie, stole the dances step for step, move for move and the story and changed it just enough to not get sued outright.
This is for everyone else and isnt the dance or movie we are talking about, it is just an introduction to the nicholas brothers. I repeat its just an intro to the brothers.
The Indians ripped them off and their movie. Didnt even acknowledge it.
Just goddamnit you frickers. Give credit where its due. This isnt the first time they ripped off astair or the brothers. Fricking scum
Its an homage
You didnt even know about the brothers,their movie or its their dance.
Thats not an homage. Thats theft. Abd bullshit.
All those dances i am seeing were stolen from astair or the brothers
What in the hell is wrong with them?
Are you moronic?
shut up blackie, those aren't even remotely the same dance, go ask for reparations somewhere else you shameless monkey basterd
homie looks straight up like m. salah
Why are they white?
Respected Sirs dabbing on anglo chuds
This movie is the tightest shit ever. Their friendship is so great.
Those indian dances are more masculine than Kpop boybands, why?
whitemenbros...
Aryan women getting with Aryan men, i see nothing wrong with that
This is like looking at an Indian man's dream before he wakes up for another day scamming old ladies.
This is fricking awesom kek
um....hollywoodbros???
india has become a superpower guys... they did it...
as a western actor, how desperate do you have to be to star in a bollywood flick?
And by the way FRICK JANNIES
what about Gandhi? he’s played by Ben Kingsley
Half brit half paki
This isn't a Bollywood film though
it's a paycheck and you get to act extra exaggeratedly in a fun role in india
And the best part is you get to take pills for hepatitis and giardia and the half dozen unknown diseases you’ll catch that will make you piss out your ass for the rest of your life.
I sit down to piss anyway
Yes, we know pajeets are all women.
>early 20th century people lived miserable lives and enjoyed this sort of moronic singing and dancing nonsense as their primary distraction
why do Indians still need this shit? they're surely modern enough to not need such rudimentary hogwash to entertain them?
>capeshit
the basterd bloodys have better taste than zoom zoom transfats.
I wanted to see this in theatres but they didn’t have a screening with english subs where I’m at
streetshitters..... I kneel.
unmitigated kino, whitebois straight trippin' they coming back from this L
....
That cant be real.
They ripped of the Brothers from almost 100 years ago
Tell me its not real.
They wouldnt be that dishonest to steal that dance routine like that.
Pls tell me its not real
The Pajeets stole it. Then claimed it.
uhh..kino
boysbros.. not like this
>indians don't kill their enemies like americans, they just dance until the enemy can't keep up
Pretty kino ngl
What the frick is this curry munching gay shit?
>What the frick is this curry munching gay shit?
Sounds like something out of tv show in a movie kek
How the frick do you even munch curry?
>t. Raging Pakistanis
Paki also munch curry you know
Yes but they larp as Turks/Arabs/Persians
yea so?
Karachi Black folk btfoo
> Looks up from browsing Black troony porn.
> Burps a rancid cloud of festering McDonald's rotting in his morbidly obese, massive gut covered in a filthy Gir T-Shirt.
"What the frick BURRRP is this curry munching FARRRRT gay shit?"
American moment.
I feel like I'm choking on poo after reading that
I want a Warhammer 40k Bollywood adaptation.
directed by zach snyder saars
>I rebel against the emperor for shes
Sirs... I kneel.
How long until this movie hits Nº1 on IMDB?
lol it won’t
>How long until this movie hits Nº1 on IMDB?
Loved it but it peaked at #8 on Netflix
I don't get this meme
Is this another "I do it for she"?
Holy fricking kino
The music video that killed the Queen.
absolutely based and punjab pilled.
India is a large country with multiple different cultures, you illiterate homosexual. This is South Indian crap. They’re not even the same race as Punjabis. They’re ugly ans speak in gibberish and make cringey shit like this movie.
Punjabis aren't something very different from south Indians. Punjab has the highest dalit population in India. All the upper castes in India have absorbed a lot native blood through out centuries. We're a mixed race people.
Yes that's why we are brown
t. seething hindigay
Punjabis are the biggest fricking homosexuals in the World. They go to Canada, act like wiggers, and bootlick white people like their lives depend on it
>"W-we're not Pajeets sar, we are actually not Indian but Punjabi"
>"Oh my name? Puneet Singh but we are Bro-tier hahaha, did you know we hand out free food. Please like us!"
Giving food when you want to be liked is peak homosexual sapiens though
bump
>The seething mudslime
no one cares you fricking shitskin
Are those girls white?
whitebros... we can't stop losing...
brownoids are as pathetic as their anti-white fantasies
brits especially live in their mind rent free
did the indians cuck the anglos using their dancing skills? seems like a real historical episode
ghandi did this exact dance in front of churchill and the indian empire dissolved the next day
>April 2022
>69 million views
wtf? no fricking marvel movie has this many views for a clip
india has a pretty big population, you know
Lmao I'm smiling throughout the whole thing the energy is off the charts, hollywood can't seem do this anymore something pure and fun.
Relax, it's just a musical. Hollywood doesn't really make them anymore but they did create the genre for cinematic-holy-shit-singing kino. Pajeebs have (as usual) ripped it off
It’s not a rip off to tell a story through a combination of song and dance moron, no one has a claim to that and so the idea of who did the first musicals on camera is worthless. It’s an old art form
>no one has a claim to that
Poo, German filmmakers in Hollywood have a claim to that since they invented it.
>It’s an old art form
Not really it's 60 years old.
they're literally just ripping off riverdancing and tentpole musicals of the 50's. India is an artistic void & if that isn't clear by watching this I feel sorry for you
>GERMAN
You mean israelite. Kekw. Literal israelites, and if you actually knew anything about the musical, you’d know that.
Or, you do know it, and you’re banking on others ignorance to not call you out?
Literally appropriating israeli culture now, kekw. Do Chuds ever stop contradicting themselves or does it just go on ad infinitum, curious
anon, there were musicals before Hamilton
Literally not a response and proving you don’t know anything about the history of musical theatre or film lmao, I find it funny that you’re too dumb and racist to enjoy a good movie because a white guy lost a dance off? moron
brown hands typed this
Copenseethen Classic
today? musical. tomorrow? we go to moon
ITT: seething Anglos lmao
But mostly it’s anons who had a blast watching this movie like me. RRR is #ourfilm
Yeah it was recc’d to me by coworkers but it’s just dumb.
The anglophobia is just the turd on top.
I mean, skipping through the filler scenes and the kino isn’t very kino either, animals? Just shoot them lmao
I don't talk to brown people irl so certainly not doing it online, but imagine how many pajeet actors/producers/extras asked to see her bob & vagane while on set. guarantee she fired her manager after this & will never do another indian film again
She probably had an entourage of bodyguards 24/7 asking pajeets to not redeem.
>the antagonist is angry dancing
fricking lol
It's a competition and he's used to being the best. It's very telling of his talents that he's one of the last people standing despite doing this for the first time after just seeing it done once
its kino idiot
this is a rare look in to the mind of the delusional jestermaxxing indian
>this is a rare look in to the mind of the delusional jestermaxxing indian
they are so fricking deluded, this thread is straight up hilarious, you just know there are a bunch of poos shilling from their scam callcenters
their obsession for white people is so fricking creepy, it rivals asian obsession for whites.
I'm sorry your son has become a fake woman, bro.
Imagine being so fricking bigoted and stupid that you refuse to watch a great movie because you got triggered by a silly dance scene. Like we get it, dude, you DON’T have sex, calm down b***h.
>jestermaxxing
lmao
wtf bros you didn't tell me pattinson was in this
I dance on one leg for she
>sworn enemy starts dancing too and fighting him on equal ground
>welcomes him with a smile as a peer even within strife
I felt humanity in this scene
of course..... naatu
If this was real life Jake would have just shot them. And then gone on the run and died penniless in an opium den in Hong Kong.
Will Hollywood ever make shit as fun as this ever again?
This sucks. I hope they stop making this shit.
Downloading it. Bahubali is one of the best action kinos out there
Basically just 3 straight hours of this The Movie
Wow, I would have never put this together but that analogy is straight fire.
Excuse me, I've got to... Naatu Naatu, Naatu Naatu Naatu Naatu, Naatu Naatu, Naatu Naatu
Yes and it’s fricking dank
SOVL
I went into this expecting for it to be fricking garbage and bollywood tier cinema and what I got was bollywood tier cinema but it was so over the top, so fricking stupid, and actually fun that I enjoyed the entire ride because it's so genuine and full of actual passion that I stop hating on it for it being stupid and just go with the ride because its just fricking awesome
This is how i watched Bahubali
I think it’s smarter than you give it credit. For such a long movie it’s really well paced and the dialogue is well written
How much of it did they steal from the brothers?
This is like stealing michael jackspns moonwalk then claiming it. Did they even acknowledge the Brothers
None of it, idiot. There’s a difference between stealing a routine and incorporating previously done moves or even entire combinations into a NEW routine. Moron.
fellow indian appreciators i have a question for you, is baahubali as entertaining as triple r?
Bahubali is really good from what I've heard
Better. In the sense that I prefer the setting. It's ancient India with massive ripped Chads doing massive ripped Chad shit. It's fricking great. The story is so completely over the top and epic it will make your brain melt.
> That dude's mother.
Holy shit.
It's also in 2 parts, so grab the "sequel".
saleh taking that cl loss in stride
This is the best cinema experience I've ever had. Absolute fricking kino.
Anyone here even got into the songs? I was expecting cringe shit not unadulterated kino.
I think what made them work so well was that each one was very different
>the one about them being friends but eventually enemies
>the fun dancing one
>the one where he's being tortured
how are pajeets so fricking based?
All they had to do was stop shitting on the streets.
Car crash Scott scene was the most kino shit I’ve ever seen.
This movie was exceptionally good in India too. Bollywood is poozed nepotism garbage. South Indian actually make kino.
>clueless about Tollywood film dynasties
they both are sons of actors lol
They moved past it, and turned out to be far better than their parents. Bolly actors still live under their parents' shadow. They get roles because of their own name, not because their dad is one of the producer.
>poos cucking anglos
lol i just cant take bollywood seriously
In reality it's paki cucking anglos in their own country
Everyone hates anglos. We think of them as barbarians.
t. Hungarian.
lol
Honestly nobody likes Anglos. It's the same reason no one bats an eye when you have Russian bad guys. They are all c**ts irl. Now if this was some Germanic or Scandi people, whites would get butthurt but since it's Englishits... NAATU
Really admire the great work done by Ram Charan sir
Indian big budget cinema is wild, man. It's insane how such a poor country manages to do over the top action so well.
What has poverty to do with producing okayish cinema
Nothing coming from India is cinema. The real question is how can an industry supported by a billion rabid fans churn out such shit. I guess the answer is shut us all they know so shit us what they want.
Who hurt you?
Why do white women find indian men so irresistible . 🙁 its not fair bros. I wish I was as cool as indian men
any other punjabcels itt? i'm going on 30 and somehow a neet.
Unironically one of the best movies I've watched this year and I hate admitting it
This movie has something modern Hollywood has forgotten about: sincerity. That's what draws people to it, it's genuine rather than ironic.
'struth, real emotion in the characters. This is on Netflix btw
Wait, this isn't Bridgerton?
bridgertown cast can't even act let alone dance
It feels like people who hate films like RRR also hate Zack Snyder movies.
Good Morning Sirs
people in this thread are aware that this is on Netflix, right?
wtf why does it feel like people in this thread are real indians
Get NAATUD
rent free
2:15 PM
Sunday, June 5, 2022 (GMT+5:30)
oh now it makes sense
World's second highest population with cheap internet . Since China has their internet firewall, majority of rest of world internet is now india.
And that's a good thing!
kino
>ywn be as happy as a dirt poor pajeet
> I teared up a little. True story.
There's a simple, honest naïveté and passion underlying Indian culture that not even millennia of bullshit has managed to erase. I hope as time goes on, they overcome all the things holding them back, and they make it past the deceitful ugly, selfish culture of the United States. It would be a much better world.
You gays meme’d me into watching this a month ago. That’s probably the fifth shitty movie recc’d here
>He fell for the memes
Bollywood sucks anon, it's never gonna change.
RRR isn't a Bollywood film, though.
>make by pakis
>made for pakis
>has dancing and songs in it
it's bollywood
Are you joking? It’s legitimately one of the best movies I’ve seen in years. It’s really well acted and the action is surprisingly good, much better than anything western.
>watching vid
>pajeets keep spamming some gay Vikramaditya
>supposedly conquered 40% of the world
>google him
>doesn't even exist all this is mythology
Why are they like this? Literal children
kek
Frankly this.
Look for cholas who almost covered the south east Asia and broken up.
It's hard to tell if the whole thread is full of larping Indians or if there are non Indians ITT as well.
Poobros........ not like this.........
How can that be when there's a female love interest?
Hollyweird thinks any male friendship is homosexualry.
Americans fetishise gays. How is this surprising? By extension, they always assume that they ARE the west. They have no concept of brotherhood, only blacked porn and food that straight-up gives you cancer. Frick that place. Worst country I ever lived in. Ironically, it's even more of a shithole than most people think. The first time I ever saw a dead frozen hobo on the streets was when I stayed in Chicago. Americans are fricking animals. No concept of empathy or brotherhood at all. Just greed and israeli influence.
Hey but they fake smile at each other and ask how they're doing. Counts for something.
Maybe in the South. Outside of the crackheads, Blacks and Wrong Turn at Walmart types I saw there, the older white middle classes were at least friendly. I'm a firm believer that the wrong side won their civil war. Anyway, I was glad to be gone from there. Never again.
>AMERICANS WRECKED & RUINED BY THIS ONE JEET
Not even a jeet, but I'm ok with this.
t. Hungarian.
Had the opportunity to visit Budapest in 2019, it's pretty darn based & Hungary overall seems to be going pretty nice. Best wishes to you and your country anon! Thrive and prosper.
t. Indian.
>two close guy friends having a better connection than a husband and wife
>love must be sexual no matter what
where have i heard this before?
The Indian population needs to be culled
I've been wanting to get into Indian movies but I don't like reading. Do they dub these shits?
This movie does have an English dub, yes. Some of the characters speak English anyway.
I'm really glad bollywood will remain within India for all time
I don't have anything against Indians specifically but their quasi-verminous presence on the internet, which at first was sort of funny, makes me increasingly dislike them
I've said it before and I'll say it again, the democratisation of internet access is the worst thing that could happen to it
its an inevitable side-effect we just have to find some way of coming to terms with
Is this the movie that Netflix keeps trying to get me to watch about an Indian cop and a warrior monk during the colonial era?
still not watching it
shill harder
Good morning dear sirs
https://www.imdb.com/list/ls050213476/
why is she holding a javelin
Because she's about to blow away a bunch of plastic Hollywood roasties.
Any other Bollykino like that? So far I downloaded
>RRR
>Baahubali: the beginning
>Baahubali 2
Robot
Saaho
K.G.F. Part 1 and 2
Thank you, anons
Sahoo is fricking horrible, don't watch it.
Watch Magadaveera (same director as RRR) rangasthalam (same lead), KGF and Pushpa instead. These are gigachad kinos.
Singham
Bajirao Mastani. Historical epic about forbidden love (Hindu king marrying a muslim women.) It's got my favourite ever song and dance number and the sets and costumes are amazing.
Reminds me of this
I saved this from an Cinemaphile thread some time ago, looks like the same guy
1. Gangs of Wasseypur.
2. Shatranj Ke Khilari.
3. Bhaag Milkha Bhaag.
Tumbbad
Tumbadd is really good. The special effects could use some work but the overall story and setting is awesome. Easily my favorite pookino.
Did you watch it because it was recommended in an older thread for Bollywood recommendations?
Not really I watched it ~2 years ago after I just googled for "non-hollywood horror movies" and stumbled upon it. Andhaghaaram was also really good.
>says netflix on the poster
>can't find it
wtf netflix
Try on limetorrents I get most of my torrents from there and the one I dl-ed had perfect sync.
Andhadhun
Drishyam
bollywood actors really love their dogs and theres a heavy emphasis on having them and doing interviews/photoshoots with them so that might be the one positive thing I'll say for them
Pride of Indian Cinema #RRR
Just watched #RRR. Are u going to read this review. Review less film, The Tag S. SRajamouli is enough to watch it Mind blowing, Charan,Tarak performances are Top notch , I think they gave carrer best performance. Vfx,Music, Production design every thing is Back bone of film, review is not more than this because Enjoy this master peice only in threaters.... once again #RRR Pride of Indian cinema , Take a bow captain of the ship s.s rajamouli garu 4.5/5 At last Dont encourage Piracy ,Enjoy those Veralevel Action Scenes only in Threaters.
lmao white peepo literally can't watch male friendships without thinking it's gay. Talk about a mindbroken race
Grim.
If anyone is wondering, that balls to the wall insane Bollywood Terminator movie is called Enthiran (Robot). 1337x has it in a good 10bit rip with decent seeds.
SIRS
> Basic manners is bad.
Americans, everyone.
absolute S T A T E of Indians
Just finished watching and holy shit this was awesome, why the frick was i watching hollywood shit when this type of movies exist.
Any more recomendations?
1. Gangs Of Wasseypur.
2. Shatranj Ke Khilari.
Bahubali parts 1 and 2, eega
I loved the movie but the sound was fricking horrible. They ADR'd every line of dialogue poorly, the only ones that synced to the actors were in English ffs. And there was no Foley. Scenes were just quiet except for music and dialogue, except for the fight scenes. It felt like watching a bad telenovela dub.
Wish they had spent more time on the sound instead of the CGI.
Otherwise, pretty solid
That's because it was shot with Telugu dialect. The most common version around is dubbed into another Jeet dialect. Sounds like you watched teh dub.
Hollywood would never be able to create any sort of kino with as much SOVL as this. Evil chosenites wouldnt allow it.
for me? it's Love Charger
wtf is this? and why the frick can't he remember the lyrics to his own song?
M.M.Keeravaani is based. I already like what he did for Baahubali.
sir do not racism
blody basterd ben chod
Unbelievably based
The bongs must've been pretty freaked out when they first came to India and everyone around them started dancing and singing.
pretty based choreography and male friendship on screen, but their obsession with owning the euro guy and impressing the light skinned girls all comes off as deeply insecure film making
It’s one scene and the British guy is being a dick, also he isn’t even dating the girl. He’s an butthole and he assaults Bheem for no reason and so they own him through song and dance, which he partakes in and is redeemed through. It’s not about anti white it’s about showing that they have a culture equally as proud and fun to partake in, which is why they partake in the dance.. it’s just fun
>one scene
Funny way to spell “every single scene where there’s white people.”
It’s pretty hamfisted.
When is this shit coming out on blu-ray? I wanna take a look.
ALERT
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ACTUAL INDIANS IN THIS THREAD
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Well then wish them good morning.
Goodmorning Sirs!
Is it possible to learn their moves?
not from a Jedi
Not from an Anglo
alright gimme a list of all videos posted in this thread this shit actually made me smile
What marvel movie is this
Whitoids are such cucks. Imagine liking this.
wtf are you talking about, dude? I'm a polard and I love this movie. you just hate fun
Looks like a propaganda piece, really.
When shit’s fricked in your own country, blame foreigners.
3/10 it had some pretty visuals.