Why do the contestants not realise that the male hunter and female hearth tender pairing only works if they are fricking? Sex and the ability to make your partner cum in seconds (as not to waste precious calories) is what prevented men from becoming axe-wielding maniacs or women from slitting our throats in our sleep.
The one reason anyone would want to put up with a younger girl is because of great sex.
>the ability to make your partner cum in seconds
Damn, bruh.
Just have a dig bick bruhski
there's been couples on and some people have been caught fricking on the night vision the crew got set up, but there's a lot of denial
seems to me that being stranded in the wilderness with someone and providing them with food and shelter is a highway ticket to prime poompoom
Maybe getting #metoo'd?
>being stranded in the wilderness with someone and providing them with food and shelter is a highway ticket to prime poompoom
I think even people with little chemistry would bond strongly over a scenario where both of them need to pull together to survive
fyi you talk like an idiot
Bullshit.
>mogged by Alone
>black dude is talking mad shit about people who've left the show within a couple days
>his first day there
>he sees a bear
>immediately taps out
lol
Well I mean, white people actually live near bears.
Why are blacks so afraid of any wildlife?
ancestral memory. they 'remember' their genetic past of getting eaten alive by lions and hyenas
Literally every single race conquered their local Mega fauna except for Black folk
For fricks sake they still have Hippos and Elephants just walking around
There's elephants all over Asia too though.
African Americans are afraid of wildlife because they usually live in urban environments and are kinda dumb. Regular Africans kill lions with spears or else they get ganked themselves
They subconsciously know they’re all smarter than they are
Didn't even see a bear or hear one. Literally just saw fresh bear scat and quit within 3 hours of arrival.
man, how do you manage that? I wacked my fingers a bunch while making kindilng but never that bad. Did she just sharpen that head?
she's a dumb b***h that's how
>man, how do you manage that?
I can see it happening if you're tired and hungry. But that's also why the safety sally version of doing this is holding the lower part and then doing the first split horizontally against another surface so your hands are always out of the way of the blade. After the first split you can shift back and whack downward to finish the split.
Meanwhile Roland was out there stabbing muskox and and clubbing porcupine and Jordan killed a wolverine with an ax. Even Nikki stuck it out after stabbing herself in the back of the knee with an arrow and getting bit by a rabid squirrel. Some contestants are fun to watch but then others are just like why the frick did you think you could do this?
Roland makes everyone look like shit to be fair
Before each episode they have the warning talking about then being wilderness survival experts. I'm pretty sure Roland was the only one who is actually a survival expert. The rest just went on extended camping trips but fricking Roland seemed like the kinda dude who'd go live in an active bear cave for fun.
They show stuff like this without pixellation? Might have to watch it after all.
Is just trying to make wood shavings for kindling? It's way better to hold it horizontally and shave it off slowly if that's the case , dunno what's she's doing trying to do it stood up like that
okay but why? Even I who never did anything survival like knows that you cut away from your body/hand
time to get off the computer, timmy
Any one frick on this show?
I think dudes have gotten hard on this show. Some of the girls do have nice asses.
Do you actually see their genitals, or is it one of those useless american boomer shows where they blur everything?
I like it when they leave stuff up for imagination.
Eh, frick that.
There's nothing i hate more than shows/films advertising on nudity then censoring everything. Producers who do that deserve a bullet in the head, for real.
>for real
no cap fr fr
They show their asses.
5 episodes in because of thread, hippier surfer girl has best ass so far
There were definitely some episodes where the couples got very close emotionally and cuddled and such, but no explicit sex or romance. Either it never happens or they edit it out of the show.
haha nice. you got some webms of them cuddling? haha you know just for entertainment purposes
Why do you want to feel?
there was one team of an ex-military black dude and fairly young white chick that got super close and always complimented about how well they work together (I think they even referred to each other as survival husband/wife at one point). they did really well and didn't starve at all, so they were definitely healthy and horny enough to be fricking. he ended leaving after finishing the 30 days but the chick stayed behind and joined another group doing a longer challenge. they were definitely giving off "we're fricking" vibes and that was gone the minute she joined the others
there has to be fricking but they just don't show it. same shit happened on all the OG reality shows like big brother, people were fricking but they cut it out (they released censored footage of people fricking in a shower once and other people walking in on them but it was waaayyy later after the season finished, that or it got leaked)
Based. Wh&teoids can't resist the BBC
Listen up whitebois, we have put up with your shit for far too long, it’s payback time
List of whiteboi crimes:
>slavery
>genocide
>racism
>destroying our empires
>Jim Crow Laws
>being racist crackers
>murdering MLK
>voting in racist politicians
>redlining
>using the cia to send drugs into our neighborhoods
>forcing us to fight in your wars
>Your racist court system that gives black men harsher sentences
>et cetera
You mess with the BVLL, you get the horns whiteboi, we demand reparations
Reparations:
>our own ethnostate, comprising ALL states that were once part of the CSA
>a public apology from every whiteboi for white crimes against us
>4trillion dollars each year representative of the four million enslaved Blacks
>every white b***h must take a BBC by the age of 20
>BBC porn will be the only porn allowed, all other porn with whitebois is illegal, no homosexual porn either
>israelites will be expelled
>chinks will be expelled
>weed will be completely legalized
>all whitebois must bow down whenever a BLACK man enters the room, and apologize for slavery immediately
>mandatory 50% BLACK cast in all whiteboi media, all white b***hes must be paired with BLACK men
That’s it whiteboi, so will you pay fo your crimes? or will a couple of BLACK BVLLS have to show up and put you in yo place?
You just frickin know they do but they will never mention it on the show because they just hate good ratings I guess. The funniest episodes though are the ones where the two don’t get along and the girl goes off on her own and can’t get anything done.
I remember this episode. These two absolutely fricked without a doubt
i remember her and the episode well
Is this show uncensored, or do Americans really censor nudity?
>yeah i hope she's not a blond, blonds are FRICKING moronic
based
WHICH EPISODE?
It's probably like Survivor. There was an interview where they asked this question to a camera man and they said yeah but it was uncommon because you eventually are dirty and smell like shit
>but it was uncommon because you eventually are dirty and smell like shit
never stopped anyone in history
i've seen several where the women still looked hot as frick after two weeks when they're all covered in mud and shit, so in my head canon they do
it's pretty clear they let the women groom themselves somewhat before filming starts each day
they always have manicured eyebrows no matter how long they've been in the challenge, and some of them even have shaved pits (while others don't)
a lot of women get their body hair lasered off, that's probably why a lot of them don't have any pit hair after 3 weeks
what are they afraid of
intimacy
>Sex and the ability to make your partner cum in seconds
making women cum isn't evolutionally useful or needed
If you can make a girl cum she is less likely to father another man's child because you'll be the only sexual relief she'd need. Honest to god, you'd be surprised how much shit you can get away with as long as you know how to please a woman. You can talk about all your nazi sympathies and fetishes for wilderbeests and she wouldn't care because your dick is big and girthy.
This anon knows. I've been married for a long time and I don't even work in the relationship. She makes all the money while I do nothing but browse here. Be able to make a women orgasm makes them be faithful
>Married
She'll divorce you in a year.
Thats fine with me. I don't work and she will pay me. Been with her for 12 years.
or she fakes it and has an easy gig fricking around because you never leave the house or have the power to question her as your caregiver
>Fakes
You can't fake shaky legs during orgasm.
you can easily, men are so fricking dumb no wonder women walk all over you
Why are you so mad at a man for making his wife orgasm?
YWNBAW
I don't even initiate sex with my wife. No one understands why shes with me but they always say I'm probably good in bed.
I can't get played if she pays for everything in the relationship. I'm the winner in this relationship.
You can learn to eat out. I use my penis of course. Just think of something else during sex so you can last longer.
>I can't get played if she pays for everything in the relationship
This is literally why you're getting played moron. There's no way a person who holds all the power in the relationship isn't going to frick around, especially a working woman.
Highly doubt it. She doesn't hide her phone from me. I always have the last word on what we buy.
>what is a second secret phone
>I always have the last word on what we buy
That sounds like a healthy normal relationship. You can stop the LARP now your moronic inceldom is showing.
>>what is a second secret phone
Your desperation to win this argument is showing
Now you're reaching lol
It's obvious you've never even touched a tit before. Sad! many such cases!
why are you so angry this anon has a good life? just because you're one of many miserable incels on Cinemaphile doesnt mean everyone is lmao
Why are you projecting your cheating mindset onto this anons happy life? Sounds like you're familiar with infedelity. If I had to guess, either you cheat and think it's normal, or you got cheated on (for good reason me thinky)
>You can't fake shaky legs during orgasm.
ffs, this place is filled with incels who pretend to have lots of sex and experence. Boy, are you going to get played once you meet a girl. This amount of naiveness is just qute.
Absolutely seething.
t.frequent sex haver with a girthy dick
>shaky legs
That’s the easiest thing to fake.
Now Goosebumps is different…
>you can’t shake your legs
Ok
Dicklet confirmed
You will learn the hard way
that's absolutely disgusting, and you'll never be a real man
Go back to the wagie cage. I am no man's, b***h.
yeah you're your wife's b***h LOL
Something you can't obtain. Back to slave waging for you.
The amount of seethe this post came from.
For me, I only aspire to dig gold and hope I can do this as well. Thankfully I got the tools, the materials, just need to keep scouting.
Press on, mate
Do you have to use your dick for this? Would they be satisfied with you if you just ginger them to make them orgasm?
Every girl is different, some will cum from only fingering, others like cunnilingus and others yet will only like hung guys.
you can't fake wetness and contractions
>contractions
you know when you squeeze your poop to hold it in
>cunnilingus
Doesn't this give you cancer? Anyway how can the human tongue be strong enough to make a girl orgasm? Wouldn't it need more force?
I'm a virgin, if you couldn't tell.
Force can hurt them because the clitoris is sensitive. Rhythmic movements can eventually make them cum, especially since the tongue is all muscle. It also only gives you cancer if you hook up with many different people. If your gf has a clean snatch, the chance is much less.
HPV is what gives you cancer and like half of women have it.
The trick is to suck the clit, tongue punching is a red herring
Yep. Just think of it as blowing a micropenis, as this is pretty much what clits are
Never going down on a woman after reading something this fricking gay
with an occasional nibble just to keep them on their toes
I like to blow in the girls puss and then hear her brap like a balloon
Could a girl's tongue make you orgasm? The clitoris is basically a tiny penis. We all start off female in the womb and some turn male.
Even with this there's variation. Some girls like direct touch. Others only like it through the hood of skin over it, what would be your foreskin.
This is why it's important to talk about things with the girl, so you know what she likes.
oh and the cancer thing, get an HPV vaccine if you haven't, usually you'd get it early puberty at your regular doc.
flick the clit with your middle finger much like playing a game of paper football trying to make a field goal
>you can't fake wetness and contractions
if you get older, or when you are going to have sex in 5 years or so, ask the girl to squeeze her pussy musles real fast like you can squeeze your ass muscle. Then ask her to do the same with her abs at the same time. Now go back playing video games and watching anime instead of pretending that you are not a virgin anymore.
>hmmm it is so impossible to have sex in my eyes, that everyone who talks about it must also be a virgin!
what the frick are you talking about you daft c**t, it's not a competition
>No one has ever had sex but me!
the post
>you can't fake contractions
lol utter virgin
I know a girl that only cums if you cum inside her. Doesn’t need much else, you can be a 2 pump chump but the second your seed fills her up she is shaking, gasping, shivering like crazy. Helps if you blow huge loads i guess
>you can't fake wetness and contractions
this. if you've ever actually made a girl cum with your dick you've felt this first hand and know they can't fake it. it's completely involuntary and you feel their vegana squeeze the shit out of your dick over and over until they stop cumming. there is literally something hard in their veganas (probably the internal "Y" part of the clitoris) that twitches back and forth and you feel a lot of fluid get released and make them super wet (not piss since it's from inside the vegana)
Everygirl have didn't preference. You need to ask her weakness.
Yeah they need a good stretch out of the fanny from time to time
Lmao this my girl is a bleeding heart lgbtq lib and all I do is talk about how much I hate Black folk and gays especially when we watch TV, like I didn't shut up during the entirety of Falcon and Winter Solider and she sat their and took it, just like my dick
She’s gonna hold all that against you, maybe publicly when she leaves
> If you can make a girl cum she is less likely to father another man's child
Wrong
Also women don’t need sexual relief their testosterone is abysmally low. Their sex drive is far more driven by the need for attention and validation than any physical gratification. Why do you think there are basically zero female rapists?
because they can't force men to do something
they are at a physical disadvantage
are you dense or something
an attractive guy is healthy/fit and will by all accounts be able to repell any attack by any female
>women don't need sexual relief
oof
Incel can't please women. Not his fault hes a half a man.
Any one have the troony episode?
thought there were atleast two? i saw one with the ftm and she ended up winning the thing after her woman partner b***hed out.
the other one was an annoying dude in drag who sucked the entire time and had his beard grow back haflway through and lost his mind then his nipple fell off HAHAHA
heres the trannies partners reaction when the troony bounded up to him
Brutal
oh and heres the ftm who crushed it. i actually ended up liking this guy. quince mountain is his name
https://twitter.com/NakedAndAfraid/status/1138846059550126081?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1138908908108550144%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es4_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.towleroad.com%2F2019%2F06%2Ftransgender-naked-afraid%2F
his female partner ended up shitting diahrea all over the shack they built and quit out of embarassment
That episode was great
>initial disgust at the troony abomination
>female partner gets sick like 2 days in and shits in the shelter the troony spent all afternoon building
>troony goes on to do the entire thing himself with zero b***hing
Based Quince. And this episode was before the whole transtrender movement so he was just a regular trans who survived without making being trans his entire personality if that makes sense.
Kinda shitty how a few years later all the """""news""""""" articles went up saying WORLDS FIRST TRANS CONTESTANT when they had another one on. Years before Quince had made history and won the entire thing. Sad!
she (he?) was an Iditarod dog sledding champion who spent years alone racing dogs in the arctic. hardened badass with more balls than me thats for sure, said she spent her entire life getting shit on for liking traditional guy things like being outdoors and always felt trapped in her body so she transitioned years ago before all this horse shit hit the mainstream and became a trend for social narcissist parasites
yjk
>said she spent her entire life getting shit on for liking traditional guy things like being outdoors and always felt trapped in her body so she transitioned
>a tomboy among tomboys got bullied into gender dysphoria
This is what happens when a tomboy goes unprotected. They're already an endangered species and this shit happens.
He was part of the trend
You sure? Seemed like one of the only people I've ever seen with legitimate gender dysphoria and not chasing a trend when he opened up about his past
At least she didn't have to dilate. Do we know if she still had her vegana, or did she get it turned into a Frankenstein penis?
check /t/
imagine the smell
Shane has always been /ourguy/ and the biggest thot-repellent who ever graced the show. Him making his way to Hollywood would be guaranteed comedy and drama.
FACT: women will frustrate and annoy you so that you will deal out due punishment.
I like the girl who resembles Anna Kendrick. She's cute.
>2022
>I'm forgotten
first season was pretty good. After that they started focussing on drama and it all started to look fake and scripted. They ruin shows when they start focussing on the US viewers because they are into the drama and scripted shit.
>The girls are always the ones that get sick
S3 E10, Dunes of Despair. The best episode
>Fat frick Matt and blonde hippy Honora
>Matt brings a machete
>Honora brings a fricking magnifying glass
>Day 2 - Honora calls Matt fat. Matt starts to build a shelter and gets sunburned. Honora uses UV rays to purify water, passes out, and gets her nips sunburned. Matt builds the shelter and finds some fruit.
>Day 3 - Matt finds more food. Honora complains about how stinky matt is.
>Day 7 - b***h is b***hing at matt for being lazy. Matt has become one with nature and is avoiding the sun.
>Day 8 - Honora moves her camp away from Matt. Storm moves in and fricks their shit up, separately.
>Day 10 - Matt builds a frick off hole to live in and prove to his students that he can succeed.
>Day 12 - Honora starves and wanders, alone while Matt eats cactus in the shade.
>Day 13 - wandering continues
>Day 15 - Honora finally finds something, a coconut. Has to crawl back to Matt and apologizes. Matt lets her use his machete. An hour later, Honora is passed out and dying. Matt calls the medic and they medevac her.
>Next few days Matt cruise controls to the finish before having an intense hike out. He even takes the stupid as frick magnifying glass with him and gives it back.
K I N O
Isn't this pretty much like 80% of the episodes. one is kinda okay at survival and the other is completely out of their depth and freaks out the whole time. Like what do they even get for making it the 30 days 20K in cash or something?
I always liked the one with the black girl model who got paired with the slightly older guy. She just b***hes at him the entire time, accomplishes nothing, calls him "die-luted," and actually has the nerve to start extraction by herself. She ends up getting lost and the guy has to go find her and rescue her and helps her gets extracted properly.
She's one of the only people who had their PSR plummet despite completing the challenge.
I don't even remember if he saw it, I think he just heard it. But yeah, quit within 3 hours.
Which episode?
Think it's S3E3 "Hearts of Darkness"
Nice. Going to check it out
do they know what each other brings? I´d imagine most people would just bring knives if not. If you have one blade already, a magnifying glass would be a pretty good choice, If you cant bring a bic lighter or a zippo with gas.
> Honora claimed that the producers were the ones that wanted her to use a magnifying glass and also insisted she say it was her late father's even though it wasn't.
Kek
Still, using one to make a fire is significantly easier than doing it the sticks and stones way. Are there any limitation to the stuff you can bring?
Also: are they dropped off in some tropic place or is it random and unknown to them before?
From what I read, it looks like the producers dont let them just use ferro rods like on Alone and push stupid shit/ bow drills for “drama”
It cant be that random because they have to setup plane tickets/visas one way or another.
Yeah, I guess its a lot less in promtu than it looks like.
Not him but I'm 100% sure there's some coordination beforehand. I can't recall a single episode where both contestant brought the same tool. Usually, it's a machete and some fire starter (ferro rod, magnesium, fire striker). I think the pot they use for boiling water and whatnot comes automatically from the producers. That might not have always been the case, as I know that some survivors who brought their own weathered pots with themselves. I don't remember how this was in the early seasons.
Can you bring a real axe as well? Or is there some size limitation.
Technically, I think you could bring one. It's just impractical compared to a machete, as most episodes are set in tropical jungles.
id still rather have a mid size axe than a machete, yuo can still make a lot of fine cuts with it, its just easier to chop trees or bamboo or whatever. Less energy expended.
I remember a guy bringing a scimitar, which was indeed fricking useful.
Thats pretty good too, dont know how the edge will hold up hacking wood, but if you find a hard stone you can fix that. My pick is still mid size axe (say 4-5lbs with a 2 foot handle) and a ferrocerium rod. If you can have 2 things, Id get a 2 pint inox pot and a big tarp.
Scractch that, more of a 3lbs head.
The guy was a blacksmith, the scimitar was forged steel with a 30 cm handle, a serious tool.
If I had to pick one thing it woult be a tent, frick mosquitos.
If you can make a decent enough fire you dont have the mosquito issue any more, so Id prefer fire over shelter.
>If you can make a decent enough fire you dont have the mosquito issue any more,
That's a total legend, trust me. You'd need a massive fire for them to avoid the place and if you count on the smoke, bad news, they tolerate it more than you. Nothing can stop them except physical barriers.
They bring three tools and the producers pick one.
>stupid as frick magnifying glass
That's not stupid, you can easily use one to start a fire
Honora is a riot, her XL episodes were comedy gold too.
honestly this is why the show works for me. i don't care about the naked gimmick, i don't care about the survival shit. what i care about is seeing wienery women come on saying shit like "i'm a strong woman i can do anything a man can" and then get COMPLETELY btfo on television
they had a whole season where it was guys vs girls and the women were btfo so spectacularly (always arguing and couldn't agree on coordinating for the simplest tasks) that they ended up splitting the teams apart and mixing everyone up halfway through
actually I think that might've been survivor but it was hilarious nonetheless
Just started this ep. She's really wienery and thought he was fat.
Starts crying on her first nap
The girl has a higher PSR LMAO
Lol the guy made his own shack and she uses it. She keeps telling to use the magnifying glass
Why is Matt a lazy piece of shit and stinks?
Matt is lazy and fat
>Some how finds a coconut
Clearly planted
>Let her use machete
>Doesn't give him any
>Goes back to him because she can't survive alone
Kek
cute breasts
The US version is scripted as frick, some do it several times like it's their job, they magically hunt big preys but of course you never see it on screen, they conveniently have quarrels over nothing to spice up the show... It's garbege.
Naked and afraid is moronic since like the first thing humans do if not on soem tropical paradise is make some form of clothing
The only groups I know of that largely hung out truly naked are from like the Bahamas, some deep Amazon tribes and some South Pacific Islanders
Usually you need some kind of clothign
>the first thing humans do if not on soem tropical paradise is make some form of clothing
You what, it's the last think you make. First a fire, then a shelter, then you search for food (assuming you already found water or else you know... you're dead). Clothing is the very least of your concerns, you do that if and only if you have spare time.
You obviously haven't watched Roar, Katy Perry
>Naked and afraid is moronic since like the first thing humans do if not on soem tropical paradise is make some form of clothing
They can't make clothing? Fricks sake all you need is a string and some leaves to get a shade hat and dangly bit protection at least.
only thing I remember from Naked and Afraid is
>dude and chick are in a desert
>starving
>finally kill a snake
>cook it so hard that it basically turns into charcoal and is completely inedible
is the XL or whatever stuff worth watching?
XL btfo's the series.
All of these new ("XL", "Legends" and God knows what else) formats where they're being assigned to 3-man groups a few km / miles apart from each other is refreshing. I though it was only going to be a weak attempt to pump new blood to the series but it's actually pretty entertaining. Season 14 is woke-ish here and there (first black woman to ever complete a challenge and another treat for the 42% crowd) but you can skip those two episodes if you want to.
I hate the episodes where even before meeting, the woman becomes defensive saying she's not going to be pushed around or listen to any man. In fact a lot of both the men and women on this show seem insecure and quickly become argumentative over nothing.
Generally the man carries, but that little girl in the bahamas beat the frick out of the navy seal or whatever was with her. She made a hat and shit while he just shit in a hole and turned into a beet
>that special where they are in Africa and separated
>most of them find the other and make a group
>slowly dwindle away because it’s the fricking Savanna
>meanwhile, a 6+ft muscle bound Gigachad armed with a bow and arrow is killing and skinning his way across the continent
>comes across their tracks and decides to follow them
I stayed up all night watching, it was great.
Those are the most scripted episodes anon, he didn't hunt shit.
Don’t care homie, I actually stayed up to watch this show and was actually entertained by a bunch of strangers shitting and pissing themselves
>a bunch of strangers shitting and pissing themselves
And they didn't even do that.
I believe this show is fake.
I don't know why anyone would think it's real, I think that is very clear that it's fake
did anyone watch the men vs women survival island shows? they literally hid food on the womens island to find
Bear Grylls?
thats the one
one of my favorite shows of all time
Moar. I love watching women flounder and fail.
The French version is as real as it could, they drop them in eastern europe forests where there's nothing to eat and it's cold as frick, needless to say they don't always make it to the end.
whats the show called?
retour à l'instinct primaire
I checked and they also go in Colombia and South Africa, I need to see how it goes.
That's the US show subbed in French, not the French one.
dubbed*
Left in Romania
troony episode any good?
Do you think any of the guys touched the girls bussy whiles she was asleep
I would.
>Sex and the ability to make your partner cum in seconds (as not to waste precious calories) is what prevented men from becoming axe-wielding maniacs
Correct.
>or women from slitting our throats in our sleep.
Not really. Most women have very low sex drives. They just put out to get what they want (which is why sex stops shortly after marriage- it's not because the husband wants it to stop).
Disgusting, degenerate show. Anything that pretends it's not sexual, when it really obviously is, makes my skin crawl. Can easily imagine the sleazy producers leaping at this new way to show porn on TV.
The special episodes are even worse. They have "Naked and Afraid XL" and I think the other one is "Naked and Afraid After Dark" or some shit. Both leaning on the sexual innuendo
Do you think he faps to the videos that never make it to tv?
How is that sexual in any way my evangelist friend ?
I dont know why but that chick is giving me a stiffy. Shes dirty and has no makeup but I would do terrible things to her...
Take a homeless in.
hmm , her being a druggie and missing teeth would probably be a dealbreaker. but it would be kinda hot to take a woman who was living in the wild all her life , chain her and civilize her spray her with a hose and educate her so she acts like a proper lady. Thats got to be the plot of a manga or something
How long is sex supposed to be?
Until you don't feel like it anymore.
kek do they just dirty themselves up? How the frick do you even get that dirty? This show is BS.
Some do it on purpose as a mean of protection against sunburn and insects (dosn't work in the later case), some do it to appease the insect bites (kinda works), some just let it go and never wash for various reasons (fear of bacteria, lazyness...).
Wait, have some of you guys actually had sex before?
yeah with your mom
Man I feel bad for you , My mother is ...not an attractive woman
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Tinder brah
Shit nope, I'm a Wizard in 4 days
I have a qt latina gf , she's a riot in bed and has big booba
>totally a survival show
Implants, unfortunately. But she really has a nice, firm body otherwise.
>Implants, unfortunately
god youre a fricking loser
Cosmetic surgery is for losers.
I always look for the bush or armpit hair in these shows but always disappointed, thats also my only reason for watching them..
What's the deal with that anyway? Do they all get waxed ahead of time so the hair won't grow back? Do they allow the contestants to shave?
from what I see they just use soot to cover it up I've seen the angles but not one hair on their armpit also bush hair would be pretty prominent
I thought bush (and breasts) were blurred out.
That bow she has is really nice , super expensive though...
is that sheela?
How do I get an amazon gf?
what are pompoms on bowstring for?
Am I meant to believe that this woman is strong enough to sting and unstring that bow on her own? What the frick is she gonna do when it rains?
Didn't even know about this show. Watching the first season double jeopardy episode right now and it's entertaining as hell. The young woman is so useless and just lazes around all day.
came for booty
stayed for the tense struggle with the elements
1/2 of episodes: Man is ultra competent, woman is either vastly under-experienced, a burden from getting sick/period cramps, or just a straight up twat who gets mad at everything, especially everything her partner does, despite constantly failing on her own.
1/3 of episodes: Man and woman are both ok but spend most of the period doing nothing, failing at hunting or setting traps, until they finally miraculously find food right before extraction. (And good chance they don't make a fire until day 7 and don't even start trying until day 3 for some stupid reason.)
1/6th of episodes: Woman is ultra competent and takes care of man/herself, because man isn't unskilled but did something stupid like drink the river water on the second day.
Which episode is the troony one?
cute feet
>it's the /Gary disgusts the others by eating a dead animal/ episode
God bless that man
I got nothing against eating a dead dolphin morally, but eating something that just washed up on the beach sounds fricking moronic to me. Maybe I just don't know better, but I see that and for all I know the thing could have died of a parasitic infection or something.
if i was on this show they would have to change it to naked and not afraid
imagine a show like this but with underaged girls
every single show, they sit and don't eat for days at a time. often over a week. that shit ought to make them fail the challenge imo. you don't eat -> you get weak -> can't effectively find food -> condition spirals.
these people didn't survive, they endured suffering until the time they knew they would be rescued. not saying i would do better, but what's the point of having a survival show when they fail to sustain themselves within the first week of the challenge?
Because the show sucks compared to Alone where to win you have to get food. Fatfricks can win, but total morons with infinite food will also have a very strong chance at winning. I stopped watching Naked and Afraid because it was literally just starve for 21 days.
mostly true but even in Alone you get dudes that go in bulked up then starve themselves for 2 months lying down and subsisting on slugs
This only works for 14 and maybe 21 day challenges, as the human body can safely last so long without eating. Besides, conserving energy is one of the best general survival strategies. With 40 (or even 60) day attempts this is obviously out of question. I'm fine with things as they are now as the contestants still need at least a shelter and drinkable water to keep going, plus the extraction point is always locked behind rough terrain and long distance.
Last but not least mental toughness is primal part of survival - enduring starvation and the inconveniences of a hostile environment is a taxing experience in itself. So while I get where you're coming from, maybe you should stick to expert episodes (the last 2-3 seasons has plenty with these XL and similar formats) if seeing failed attempts from amateurs to secure food irritate you that much.
Unless you're already emaciated to frick, being on an extended forced fast like actually puts the body into a highly efficient and mentally acute state, necessary to be able to hunt with higher chances of success.
Now I'm not talking anything crazy like 10 or 40 days, but from like between 72 to 96 hours, possibly a little longer.
As long as electrolytes aren't flushed out and depleted within those hours, you'll be fine, and better actually.
>Naked and Afraid
more like Naked and In the Forest
>episodes takes place in brazil
>cuts to b-roll of a group of baboons on the african savanna
>narrator calls them "deadly gibbons"
best show
i think deadly gibbons would be pretty sick. little flailing arm c**ts with sharp teeth, vicious as hell. goes facehugger status on frickers.
Humans evolved to lose our penis bones so we could fornicate longer, which forms emotional bonds.
I don’t expect you to understand what that’s like, autist.
Also, you’re wrong and stupid.
In nature they probably have stinky peepees and don't wipe their bumbums well. I could not have sex under these circumstances.
yeah but the first night in the shelter you just built while cuddling to stay warm? definitely penetrative sex, probably have to creampie so animals dont come looking to feast on the remains hahaha can you imagine that would suck soooo bad
Anon… that happened already. She even chimps out because the neckbeard smells bad
wiping wouldn't be a big deal if they're eating mostly natural stuff
solid, no-wipe shits.
I could do this easily.
>havent been outside in months
>morbidly obese
>allergic to grasses and nuts
>only eat highly processed food
>no wilderness survival skills
>get a sunburn in 80 degree weather
>smell horrible even after a shower
If you´re fat you just eed to sit down next to a water source and sit it out, and youll get out looking better than you went in.
sizelets cannot compete. mass is the best base for mma and primitive survival challenges.
morbidly obese wouldnt be good, but a bmi in the 23-25 range would be great, since you can easily loose 2 weeks of calories without hurting. Mix between mobile and capable and the ability to just sit out the first week of hunger.
How long should they be out to win?
The Chindits (special forces in WW2 who did months long missions into Burma, historylets) used to bulk up between missions so they had fat to burn off in the jungle).
I was kind of thinking this.
You don't even feel hungry after day 4.
The hardest is the 24 hour mark, then all the times you would normally eat on day 2.
Day 3 is pretty easy, day 4 it's all gone.
Fat fricks can last for a lot longer than lean people due to the amount of water held in adipose cells. They can safely “dry fast” for quite a while without needing to consume liquids, as their body breaks down the fat for fuel, the water in the tissue is reabsorbed. Any fatties wanting to lose weight, look into “snake diet” on YouTube; he explains it well.
no rape, not a realistic show (violent rape)
This show really brings out all of my sex, romance & nudity insecurities. Anyone else feel the same, are are you guys just gonna call me an incel?
best episode? need to toss something on while I wait for laundry to dry
Idk. Trying to find one too.
Did any female contestants ever comment on the size of the willys of the male contestants?
yes a few times but when they do it's 100% always say it's small. they don't understand what cool weather does
what's the point of being naked if they're just gonna censor everything
The female “orgasm” is a modern myth.
Cope
Sorry anon but you fell for the woman meme. You’ll learn eventually but better to hear it here and not from the bitter experience.
Women will fake an entire personality for years to get you to commit. Then out of nowhere one day the mask slips, and they don’t even bother trying to keep it from falling right off their face, onto the floor, and shattering into a million little pieces.
And you’ll be stuck wondering “wtf but she loves muh dick so much how could this have happened?”
Anon not even Shariah is enough to keep women loyal. Not even a 10/10 famous millionaire can keep them satisfied.
Cope
You're describing borderline personality disorder, not women in general.
>borderline personality disorder
That's just psychiatry's wrangling with a way to describe women's actions
You're describing a gold digger.
Bear Grylls legit or a phony?
For me, it's season 5 of XL. Jeff and Laura btfo everyone the whole time and they're all seething that they won't share their food. That's good tv.
Whats xl?
If I was on that show I'd just get a smokey fire going ( would practice rubbing stix together before going on sheesh ) and set up to get clean water. Then I wouldn't do much of anything, just try to catch a fish to alleviate boredom. Basically I'd fast the whole 40 days. I'd get out lookin pretty gud. Would avoid bawds that wanna walk around nekkid on tv for a month. Might catch a parasite or tropical disease.
Have sex
Wtf
Man, everyone on Cinemaphile has a big dick and is married for 20 years too.
I just got off Cinemaphile and you guys are millionaires too!
My life fricking sucks!
When did it go all wrong?
Its weird.
You should see /misc/ threads, it's amazing how many anons are actually retired 30+ yo millionaires that for some unfathomable reason spend their life raging at niggs and israelites on a forum.
>pol le bad
How much money do they win?
Best thread today
Any episode where the women actually take cares of everything?
For me, it's ninja warrior
All I know about the show is, if the male contestant say's he's "got in the bag" as he's been in the "army" or "special forces" you know he'll only last a day..
Army men are the best
Army doesn't strand their personnel with no gear in the middle of nowhere I'm guessing. Even if you train for it ou never know how you'll do in the real deal
But even the female contestants are usually better than the guys who have served in the U.S. Forces..
>enter any thread
>get a reminder I will never make a girl cum with a pencil dick
Can you stop? I had a great mood today until now
You can learn to eat
Why were you in a good mood?
I'll let you in on a secret, no girl actually cums from penetration alone, you need to stimulate the clitoris and only fingers and tongue do that.
Unless you have a weird pig tail looking penis, she's not gonna cum from penetration alone.
Don't trust larpers on Cinemaphile.
> no girl actually cums from penetration alone
That`s not true. Women are different. An ex was able to cum from me touching her nipples while resting my knee in her crotch. Thats rare probably.
When it comes to penetration it depends on anatomy, horniness and position.
The quickest way for me to make a woman cum from penetration is in missionary. I experimented with a penis pump for a while and the (temporarily) thicker dick made the woman cum much faster than usual. It only took maybe a minute or so.
A big dick alone might not be a guarantee but the combination of arousal, big dick and position will increase the chances tremendously
>An ex was able to cum from me touching her nipples while resting my knee in her crotch. Thats rare probably.
Lmao yeah I knew a girl like this. We lived in different countries and never met in person but used to do video calls. She would just tweak her nipples like a fricking radio and it would almost get her to the edge. I'm sorry I never got the chance to do it for real
I've made a girl cum from penetration alone, it just depends by how turned on she is by you. usually they do only orgasm from fingering the gspot and clit, but they can get off from fricking it's just more mental stimulation than anything though
How do you get laid? Whats your secret?
I've been told I'm very handsome, (been compared to a young dicaprio and depp before) so that's just probably it. I do try to work out and take care of my health though. Can't give you a lot of advice since I've always been able to attract women without much effort (not staceys as they always required some work but solid 6 or 7s were pretty easy, sometimes we didn't need to do anything I would just frick them in my car) but I noticed it got even easier after I started working out and put on some visible muscle, so if you aren't traditionally handsome I'd say do that (you'll notice girls will start complimenting you like "I like your arms" and stuff after a while). You have to give them something to be attracted to. Also get a haircut. Go to a hair stylist, not a barber, and get a trendy haircut. Yeah it's stupid but being fashionably conscious goes a long way to women (to a point, you don't wanna give off vibes that you care too much about it they'll just think you're gay or bi)
Also you need to practice talking to women. They can smell desperation and whether you're comfortable/confident while talking to them or not, so practice that however you can. Get on dating apps and talk talk talk until you're able to carry a conversation without effort.
tldr?
I'm physically attractive.
change a few things. in terms of appearance, "jus b urself" will never work. women even look at the shoes you wear.
i'm not saying you need to dress up like a homosexual zoomer, though.
Every women is different but you wouldn't know.
Imagine giving a frick about a woman's pleasure.
>Sex and the ability to make your partner cum in seconds (as not to waste precious calories)
i have never heard this, but it does make sense
What the closest someone's been to dying in Naked and Afraid? I remember someone eating a mushroom and getting fricked up.
In Alone,
>moronic female almost drowned/froze herself
>hastily ties together a few logs as her "raft"
>covered herself in shitton of rope
>put on life preserver but doesn't know it will automatically activate when it touches water.
>Snow was on the ground when she did this.
>of course falls off her shit raft
>life preserver inflates
>she gets tangled in all of her ropes
>wrapped around her feet, has to take her shoe off in the lake
>does this while in freezing conditions, is out there in the water for atleast 30 minutes
>somehow doesn't die
There have been bears that were close to fricking people up, but I think the above one is the closest to a full on accidental death. Just a few more things going wrong would have killed her.
There was almost a total party kill in one of the XL seasons cause they ate infected fruit that fricked up their livers
>American "naked"
Imagine getting this mogged
Fatass Matt beat the challenge by sitting on his fatass the whole time