The theatrical cuts of LotR are the director's cuts.
>“The theatrical versions are the definitive versions,” Peter Jackson told IGN in 2019. “I regard the extended cuts as being a novelty for the fans that really want to see the extra material.”
Only israelites and Muslims do it for religious reasons; Americans and a surprising number of Australians and Canadians do it because they've been brainwashed into thinking it's normal.
>Australians
That's not true at all, it's very rare here. Those stats are either ~~*lies*~~ or more than likely remnants from old WASPs from good ol mother Britain when it was popular there. Bogans (our version of white trash) and all our immigrants (wogs, indians, asians) don't do it.
Anyway, I was gonna say The Godfather pt III but it might just be because the movie isn't actually as bad as I remember
>brainwashed
This isn't true. Women think uncut looks dirty. Also, a lot of people that are uncut have problems with UTIs and infections due to not being able to retract foreskin.. Also, uncut penises have an increased chance of getting cancer.
>Also, uncut penises have an increased chance of getting cancer
It is a tiny increased risk. Filthy countries like India and Brazil still have low rates of penile cancer and obviously hardly any circumcision. Shalom.
>Filthy countries like India and Brazil still have low rates of penile cancer and obviously hardly any circumcision.
What kind of reasoning is this? I can see why people decide to get cut now.
>Women think uncut looks dirty.
Depends on whats prevalent where they are, back east towards the more israeli states, I've no doubt mutilated is expected, but in the western third where its much less common, specifically the NW, I've only been with one woman who ever brought up my dick being uncut, and ultimately she didnt care
>Women think uncut looks dirty.
Yes, brainwashed American women. Go to anywhere else in the Western world and ask women and you will get another answer. >Also, a lot of people that are uncut have problems with UTIs and infections due to not being able to retract foreskin
No they don't. >Also, uncut penises have an increased chance of getting cancer.
No they don't.
Just accept it, you were brainwashed and coping with the fact that your own mother sanctioned your mutilation at birth so that celebrities can have baby foreskin anti-aging facials.
Australoids and leafs used to, and amerigolems and their SK minions still do it, under the pretense of no more than 'health' and 'hygiene', so your premise that only religion can bring this about is total fricking nonsense
This is post-2016 Cinemaphile, where every thread, regardless of topic, will devolve into >Jews >circumcision >BBC >shill
There isn't even big arguments about who's a Redditor or not anymore, because now almost all posters arguing came from Reddit
>Ctrl+F4 >No Donnie Darko
This thread has good taste for not thinking of shilling that god awful version. Thank you anons. Saved me loads of time from arguing
>Blade Runner
>LotR
Literally nothing else
The theatrical cuts of LotR are the director's cuts.
>“The theatrical versions are the definitive versions,” Peter Jackson told IGN in 2019. “I regard the extended cuts as being a novelty for the fans that really want to see the extra material.”
Blade Runner ?
The Butterfly effect ?
literally everyone i know, Watchmen, ZSJL and on and on
Heaven's Gate
Brazil
the shorter cuts of andrei rublev and killing of a chinese bookie
even tarkovsky conceded that his original cut was bloated as frick
Bvs and Justice League
Kingdom of heaven
This. I’m fact I just watched the theatrical on tv and I think op made this thread for someone to say this.
apocalypse now
but which one?
redux
In the future Northman Directors cut
Whose cut is it if it's not the directors?
the studio's
>what is editing
Kingdom of Heaven
Daredevil
The Butterfly Effect.
This slightly improves it but it's still a shit movie regardless
>cutting the Planet Zeist backstory
King Kong 2005
Batman v Superman
Watchmen
Justice League
This and also Doctor Sleep
>Doctor Sleep
True. Forgot about that one.
This, underrated. Probably the only cut that turns the protag from antihero to a pure shitbag
Only israelites and Muslims do it for religious reasons; Americans and a surprising number of Australians and Canadians do it because they've been brainwashed into thinking it's normal.
South Koreans do it as well because they fell for the aesthetic meme. Many African nations do it for muh manliness or “hygiene”.
>Australians
That's not true at all, it's very rare here. Those stats are either ~~*lies*~~ or more than likely remnants from old WASPs from good ol mother Britain when it was popular there. Bogans (our version of white trash) and all our immigrants (wogs, indians, asians) don't do it.
Anyway, I was gonna say The Godfather pt III but it might just be because the movie isn't actually as bad as I remember
>Bogans (our version of white trash) and all our immigrants (wogs, indians, asians) don't do it
how do you know, you a penis inspector?
Yup, I must have missed yours though
>brainwashed
This isn't true. Women think uncut looks dirty. Also, a lot of people that are uncut have problems with UTIs and infections due to not being able to retract foreskin.. Also, uncut penises have an increased chance of getting cancer.
>Also, uncut penises have an increased chance of getting cancer
It is a tiny increased risk. Filthy countries like India and Brazil still have low rates of penile cancer and obviously hardly any circumcision. Shalom.
>Filthy countries like India and Brazil still have low rates of penile cancer and obviously hardly any circumcision.
What kind of reasoning is this? I can see why people decide to get cut now.
>Women think uncut looks dirty.
Depends on whats prevalent where they are, back east towards the more israeli states, I've no doubt mutilated is expected, but in the western third where its much less common, specifically the NW, I've only been with one woman who ever brought up my dick being uncut, and ultimately she didnt care
Cope. All the women I've been with didn't care that I wasn't circumcised.
>posts israeli "comedy" to prove his point
>Women think uncut looks dirty.
Yes, brainwashed American women. Go to anywhere else in the Western world and ask women and you will get another answer.
>Also, a lot of people that are uncut have problems with UTIs and infections due to not being able to retract foreskin
No they don't.
>Also, uncut penises have an increased chance of getting cancer.
No they don't.
Just accept it, you were brainwashed and coping with the fact that your own mother sanctioned your mutilation at birth so that celebrities can have baby foreskin anti-aging facials.
What's bizarre is that my parents aren't even religious or israeli. They're just brainwashed american cucks.
The director’s cut is pure kinography
No, it's shit.
Every Snyder film
Army of Darkness
Australoids and leafs used to, and amerigolems and their SK minions still do it, under the pretense of no more than 'health' and 'hygiene', so your premise that only religion can bring this about is total fricking nonsense
You're out of touch, not surprisingly for a sexless incel who will never breed. No one in America circumsizes
Butterfly Effect
Miami Vice 2006
BR Final Cut, Aliens, ST:TMP.
If anyone says either Alien or Apoc Now I will gut you.
israeliteS REALLY ARE THE TRIBE OF SATAN
Kingdom of Heaven
>cold out
>tuck my mutilated wiener between my legs so it doesn't get cold
feels bad man
Daredevil 2002
why the fricking frick are we talking about dicks!
OP's original image was an infant circumcision table
Because this is a thinly veiled circumcision thread, newbie.
This is post-2016 Cinemaphile, where every thread, regardless of topic, will devolve into
>Jews
>circumcision
>BBC
>shill
There isn't even big arguments about who's a Redditor or not anymore, because now almost all posters arguing came from Reddit
You forgot trannies but valiant effort otherwise
>Ctrl+F4
>No Donnie Darko
This thread has good taste for not thinking of shilling that god awful version. Thank you anons. Saved me loads of time from arguing
Ctrl+F*
frick god damnit i was too hasty typing away