Name a better Disney movie.

Name a better Disney movie.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Criminally underrated and sadly the reason we can't have steampunk Pixar.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Castle in the Sky is already the best steampunk. Why bother?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zootopia

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    atlantis

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be faster to name the only worse one than list all the better ones. Home on the Range.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aladdin, Emperor's New Groove, Hook, An Extremely Goofy Movie.
    ...yeah I think that's all of them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >An Extremely Goofy Movie.

      Da FRICK man. Thats the shitty looking sports festival plug sequel that forgets Roxanne.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hook is Columbia

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I might give you Emperors New Groove. Aladdin is a classic, but it has serious pacing issues. Treasure planets real flaw is the total lack of balance in Jim's head. His eyes are at his hairline, and it is constantly distracting. Animation wise it's got some jank.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >An Extremely Goofy Movie.
      An extremely weak bait

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    eh, too many comic reliefs (Doppler, Morph, BEN, fart alien)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Doppler
      Has his share of serious moments and is more reserved than most comic reliefs
      >Morph
      More just an emotional support for both Jim and Silver
      >BEN
      Only character that actually counts
      >farting alien
      Barely appears in the movie

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lilo and Stitch?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The lion king, fantasia, all their pre-pocahontas films....

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the critical reevaluation it has gotten over the years baffles me. It's a 6/10 film

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's people with daddy issues

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And that one horny chicken who drew the self-insert comic where she was banging Silver amidst the Kingdom Hearts crew.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What’s wrong with it?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Phineas And Ferb : Across The Second Dimension

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Atlantis is better. It's just a wittier and funnier script with a more entertaining cast

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Chicken Run, Emperor's New Groove, Shrek, Atlantis, Monsters Inc, Ice Age, Lilo & Stitch, Spirited Away
      it just didn't reach the level of entertainment from recent animated films. Looks gorgeous, but the script lacks punch

      Lol who the frick likes Atlantis?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s better than treasure island, but lilo and stitch and Milan are better than those.

        Want to love princess and the frog if not for the fricking frog section

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        8 year old me did. I mean, I hadn't seen it, but I got a cool necklace from McDonalds, so it was a good movie.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Chicken Run, Emperor's New Groove, Shrek, Atlantis, Monsters Inc, Ice Age, Lilo & Stitch, Spirited Away
    it just didn't reach the level of entertainment from recent animated films. Looks gorgeous, but the script lacks punch

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Treasure Planet, Brother Bear, Home on the Range, Chicken Little
    the Disney dork age. They fell into mediocrity here, and it wasn't until Lasseter came on board in 2006 when things improved for a couple of years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i do think Chicken Little offers a bit more entertainment than the others. Disney trying to be a diet version of Dreamworks is kinda fun to see

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's a terrible movie and you're an idiot for rating it so highly.

    > worst pop music insert
    > extreme sports pandering
    > Ben

    this movie had all the worst impulses of the 90s crammed into what would have been a decent Treasure Island adaptation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget Jim being a sulking teen with a ponytail

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE PIRATES, JIM, NOT JOIN THEM!
        >from my point of view the royal navy is evil
        >THEN YOU ARE LOST!

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The robot character ruins the third acts otherwise I'd agree

    the true answer is Hunchback
    >best music
    >some of the best traditional animation Disney ever produced
    >based Tony Jay voicing the based villain instead of just a narrator
    >most mature overall themes of sexual attraction, sin and virtue, etc.
    >subverted the Guy Gets Girl Twue Wuv trope before Frozen pretended to invent it
    >probably one of the few ways to really enjoy the pre-fire Notre Dame cathedral today

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hunchback is ruined hard by the ending you can’t deny

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Hunchback goes out into the world accepted by his community
        >Phoebus gets the girl
        >symbolic death of Frollo holding on to weight of his sin all the way down into the fire

        what's ruined exactly? did you self insert as the incel chudback MC and get cucked by a blonde Chad with a good job and a ride?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The novel has actual death in it, everyone getting a happy ending just takes you out of it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >complaining about Disney whitewashing their source material

            Disney likes to let people forget their most famous movies are only just adaptions of other people's works. Run out of fairy tales? Move on to Comic books! Next Disney will buy the Tolkien Estate or some shit and we'll get to enjoy an entirely new, surgically sterile LotR cinematic universe.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sometimes they can keep the tone steady even when whitewashing. Mulan was good for that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gargoyles

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    back in 2002, BEN was probably the worst comic relief in a film aimed at kids since Jar Jar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jar Jar wasn't even bad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        By Cinemaphile standards, maybe. But horrible shoehorned comic relief is just something animated movies have come to terms with. In Star Wars it was rather... ::ahem:: jarring.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Morph and BEN ruined the movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they really paled compared to recent animated comic reliefs (Kronk, Donkey, Mike Wazowski, Sid the Sloth, Pleakley)

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A Goofy Movie

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Atlantis

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tarzan duh

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