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honestly pretty kino
Where can I get the hot dog shirt?
LMFAO
It's cringekino. They talk too slowly for it to be real.
Soul
Never seen the movie, but i miss Pest posting
god dammit I miss pest posting
my brother has cerebral palsy and had a phase where all he wanted to do was watch the pest
not the movie, just this scene, over and over again
ONE STINKY WINKY
AHH
AHH
AHH
Isn't that the condition that just fricks up motor control?
Do you make him roleplay Walt Jr? If no you should.
I thought this film was a fever dream. Thanks for bringing it rushing back.
that was a long time ago
obviously the correct answer
get your shit together OP
>If I took that mask off would you die
>it would be extremely painful
>you're a big guy
>for you
What was Bane addressing here?
Remove the big guy line.
>you're a for you
What did he mean by this?
"Ah, it's yourself"
OHHHHH. I always thought he meant "Yeah I'm a big guy, for YOU because You're a tiny little shit compared to me".
That is what it means
Well based on the post I responded too I thought he was finishing his sentence like "it'll be extremely painful... For YOU if you try to take it off".
meds
No, he's a big guy for him
I never thought to interpret it this way but it makes sense now.
>It would be extremely painful
CIA thinks he's talking about the process of removing the mask and says, "you're a big guy" meaning he could handle the pain
>For You
Bane means it would actually be painful for CIA to try to take his mask off because he'd kill him
That's it man
Yes but Hardy confirmed it was also a homosexual entendre
I have literally never considered it any other way.
My god youngest dumb.
Damn autocorrect,
>My god you're dumb.
>You're a big guy. For you.
Has always sounded moronic to me so I believed it the way you described, but this whole scene was moronic so maybe I'm wrong.
The Blu Ray commentary confirms that this is totally wrong.
Yes but even Tom Hardy said he thought it meant he was a big guy for him. It's a really bad line either way.
You're wrong. It would be painful, FOR YOU.
it's "for you?" bayne is asking CIA a question
What was Bane's plan if CIA didn't follow up and say he's a big guy? His "for you" only works if CIA responds.
...yeah, thats right. what if cia did literally anything else
>cia: what would happen if i took of that mask
>bane: it would be extremely painful
>cia: who do you work for
>bane:...f-for you...
>cia: tell me where i can find this..."thor yew"?
I can't
scratch that, I can
He didn't say BIGGER scene
I just watched this scene for the first time in years and I honestly don't know what the frick Nolan was thinking
TDK really was a fluke I guess
Even ignoring the opening scene there's so much about Rises that makes absolutely no sense.
Like, we're told Bruce's knees are absolutely fricked up, right? That his body is a wreck in general?
So how the hell is he doing acrobatics unassisted by the end of the movie? Isn't this supposed to be a "grounded" movie? Even if you believed that hanging around like he did fixed his back it wouldn't have fixed everything else wrong with him.
Also, Joseph Gordon Levitt's character is a Mary Sue. Texbook Mary Sue.
He gets that magic knee brace you dumb moron
He doesn't have it with him when he's in the pit in Afghanistan, or wherever the frick it is. He doesn't get it back yet he seems to move around just fine.
the problem wasn't that his body was completely shot it was that he was retired for years and then put the batsuit on and tried to face off against a supervillain like bane. no working out, no getting back in shape, no physical training, and most importantly he didn't have the right mental mindset. All these things were corrected while he was in the pit
>mental mindset
My favourite part is when the guy is 'screaming we're all gonna die' and JGL gets in his face and berates him for scaring the bus kids. Then minutes later, within full earshot of the kids, he's screaming at the bad guys YOU KILLED US WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Textbook example of Mary Sue rules not applying to Mary Sues and a really fricking stupid movie in general partly redeemed by Anne Hatha0msngway in a rubber suit.
>fluke
Nolan/Goyer also came up with the stop my invincible son scene. He is purposely shitposting on the big screen
Who is Max Resdefault?
Default youtube thumbnail filename.
one of the people on CIA’s flight plan that he forgot to mention
tpbp, closing thread
how is it even a question, OP is a moron
He clearly made this thread to bait that response. 4D baneposting
The greatest short film ever made
>tdk starts focused on his back
>tdkr starts focused on his front
bravo nolan
>two of the most iconic opening scenes in the last 20 years both directed by nolan
man is a kinographer of the highest order
>They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother
Uh, why?
Because of the flightplan small guy.
But CIA didn't actually make Dr Pavels friends fly so good, so the fight plan listing only of them was a lie, they actually needed all of them in the wreckage.
stupid meme scene
Imagine if he showed up at the end after JGL collects the stuff from Bruce's will. The woman says there's nothing here for a Bill Wilson, then he hands her his ID and says to try his legal name and she goes "You should use your full name. I like that. Slade."
Heat
Drive
Lord of the Rings (shire is comfy)
>Lord of the Rings (shire is comfy)
The Shire isn't in the opening scene though is it fool, there's like 15 minutes of non-comfy prologue before that
Isn't it more like 5 minutes if that, are you talking about the extendeds I don't think i ever saw those
He's talking about DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUHHHHH
Drive's opening is an exact rip-off of The Driver (1978). Watch more movies.
no it's not you stupid fricking redditor
The Drive intro is kino but I think the Baby Driver intro is pretty underrated
HEY DICKLESS GET OFF THE FRICKING THREAD
>sara silverman
Fun fact Silverman's lines were completely improvised.
Kino
>Try to make believe this is not just madness, because this is not just madness.
ehhhhh, meh
this is like drug induced writer bullshit ranting
read some case studies on stress induced psychosis, its incoherent non sense with one or two coherent sentences
>Nolan is crin...
>dos equis
stay thirsty, my friends.
THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD
I remember watching this for the first time and hoping that mini me was going to be danny devito.
and it was.
fricking legendary
(in a scientologist accent) "yeah baby"
Unironically best opening to an absolute stinking pile of dogshit movie.
why is goldmember considered the worst? i like it.
goldmember is kino thoughever
Rest of the movie, not so much
this was such a kino opener, immediately ruined by some gay singing and the rest just a mopey daniel craig, followed by the bad guy being related to james bond.
cringe
This opening scene was so kino it made Mexicans hold this fictious "fiesta" parade every year
I wonder why there are potted plants there. Makes no sense.
Not a Mexican but where I'm originally from we have gardens on the roof. It just makes sense when it's a hotter climate.
>Madness is like Grah Vitti
Who? Who the frick was this? Is surname sounds Italian, so a mob guy? A mob guy so insane that even the Joker compares him to madness itself? Where THE FRICK was he during the first 2/3rds of the movie when the mob was around?
>Grah Vitti
Lock Stock
Pulp Fiction
Jackie Brown
The Thing
Thief
Return of the Jedi
>Tuh scayre people, like wah paint!
Not as bad as TDKR but eh
Ledger Joker would be humorous in a very dry/wry sense or simply do cruel shit for his own amusement like pretending to forget RACHEL(!)'s name and watch Harvey flip out or say shit to get under people's skin. Him cackling like a stereotypical maniac didn't happen every six seconds (he didn't laugh once when dealing with the mob guys or with Batman till in the finale until thrown off the building). I prefer this over shit where he's always telling intentionally lame jokes and always fricking laugh. The shitty Troy Baker Joker in The Long Halloween was more annoying than anything.
>or with Batman till in the finale until thrown off the building
I mean IN the finale he didn't laugh until thrown off. He obviously did it when interrogated which worked cause he held all the cards/power despite being captive and making everyone else go apeshit trying and failing to break him
He addressed the tax policy question. Lucas confirmed superior to Tolkien.
THE DEAD SPEAK
>muh the wall of text
Keep it simple.
>looks like we're shy one horse
>...you brought two too many
pure
fricking
KINO
damn ennio ripped that harmonica riff off for Dune
Watching any scene from TDK makes me want to watch it. It's crazy how Nolan made a super hero movie that drags you in like that.
TDK was clearly inspired by it... always wished Nolan would find a composer half as good as Herrmann.
In retrospective, what a boring bank heist. The zipline was cool, but there was like what 10 people in that bank? The vault took 10 seconds to open. There was no retaliation.
LEM WHAT THE FRICK DID WE SAY ABOUT GOING TO vampire RAVES
Transformers 3
Kino
Name a better opening scene
watched this kinae the other day
best dialogue of shane black's career
Agreed. Absolutely full of golden one-liners
fk yea
What bag is that?
>jean paul gaultier
The Pest
How isn't this in the thread yet? Repent zoomers
Was he just standing there in full make up, waiting for the pick up? No one noticed? At the end of Batman Begins we know the Joker is already making moves, so to just stand there in full costume seems a little short sighted.
I cant
>"I'm Dunn Heir"
did they ever explain the significance of this later in the films?
Back to the future
Why did Strein Jerr kill Ike Hill the Bus Driver?
Batman Returns
The Godfather
Mad God
Days of Heaven
Black Swan
Enter the Void
Amelie
The Witch
Macbeth
The Assassination of Jesse James
Barry Lyndon
Man of Steel
Last of the Mohicans
The Matrix
heat opening is better. can't beat the LA bypass armored car heist
Why has no one mentioned Goodfellas yet?
Judge Dredd. Especially when he fires that flair into the perp's mouth and you watch his head melt in real time.
28 weeks laters opening is absolutely based but holy crap the rest of the movie is lame
%3D
ENTER
With this OST it would be a masterpiece.
Say no more
Say what you will about JJ Ambrams but 2009 Star Trek movie has the most captivating intro I've yet to see. That orchestral music as the old Kirk is sacrificing himself to save the crew and his newly born son is just too good. Everything just fits in that intro.
MI3's intro is good as well. JJ is good at creating short term excitement and engagement, but he can't do it through over an entire film.
>MI3's intro
Jesus, that one is really really good. And people say Cruise can't act.
I'm gonna sound like a tosser but I actually rather like Abrams's stuff (Lost, Trek, MI3). Good action, good set-pieces, good CGI, good soundtrack, generally pretty serious. I still do not understand the hate for Abrams. In my mind, Nolan has significantly more fuggups for example
JJ as a director is kind of a flashy hype man. He delivers the goods on short term but what separates bad and mediocre directors from great ones is really intent. A great director has a great sense of dramaturgy, screenplay structure, pace, visual language, editing structure, use of music, directing actors etc. all the things you need for really great storytelling. For me JJ's films mostly don't work because he never is interested enough in the "skeleton" of the story. His films feel hollow because ultimately the backbone isn't fully there and thought out. He can hide it for a while with all the mystery box stuff and just exciting gimmicky stuff he does, but ultimately it falls flat on its face.
I wouldn't give JJ much credit for Lost because he only directed the pilot and he was loosely involved with the show up to season 3 as a producer and then left fully. The majority of credit and blame for Lost can be attributed to the showrunners Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse.
I think the 2009 Trek is his best film, though it was also its problems. But it is probably the most coherent film he has made from start to finish where the story's stakes are clear, character motivations and development mostly makes sense, plot is plausible enough, there's weight to the story etc.
MI3 has some great scenes but it tonally and visually is like an episode Alias. For the amount of money they spend on it it feels and looks cheap and tv. The cinematography and blocking reeks of tv. He made some really questionable choices with the story and how Ethan Hunt is developed as a character. The MacGuffin is weak, not clearly thought out and the whole movie is a victim of his mystery box bs.
I admit I took it for granted. It looks and sounds amazing. That moment where the missile explodes and the guy is launched into dead silent space is kino as frick.
Predator 2
Inglorious Basterds
>I can't believe it took me this long to get that. It's bringing the original threat of the "flight plan including only one of them" full circle. Only one of them staying.
I hate youtube normies so much
>mfw finding out Heath Ledger was only 27 when filming started for TDK
>I'm already 28 with barely any accomplishments and a bonafide neet
It's never too late, brother. Just fricking do something
Gladiator.
Blade.
God why couldn't the whole thing be that good
Like all dark knight movies, it's epic but makes no fricking sense.
>Standing there with no mask wearing all makeup
>Bus full of dust driven by a guy with a clown makeup casually exiting the bank and standing between other school buses
Get on my level.
wat movie
>lostinspace3
that aint the one, at least I dont think so
Nothing better to establish the protagonist than to have him kill a 7' monster in one swing
I watch Episode III for the Battle of Coruscant
dude
>dude
mission impossible 2
Easy as frick, somni-boi.
Unmatched 90s kino
Remember when Hardy did a leddit AMA that had to be shut down because all anyone did was ask questions about the bane scene.
Best part is this is the best Sarah Silverman has ever been.