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all these talentless c**ts go to america anyway due to CANZUK conspiracy
now Hollywood is full of them.
>darkhorse
>worlds fastest indian
>once were warriors
thats all there is
footrot flats too I guess
The Dead Lands
Need subtitles but its bretty good.
The Piano
Whale Rider
The Quiet Earth
Sure, I'll take the bait.
> Murray: Present
> Brett: Present
> Germain: Present
> homosexual OP: Present
Only good film they made was "Once Were Warriors", but it makes the whole country look like violent drunkards instead of the weak, cucked wannabe Australians they are.
>makes the whole country look like violent drunkards
Its just the maoris
just Maoris. But it's also basically true even to this day. Highest rates of domestic violence still.
As for other ones not mentioned, I quite liked The Quiet Earth, which I enjoyed more than the NZ book it's based on, and Utu, straightforward 19th century Maori revenge story. I need to check out Geoff Murphys other stuff tbh.
Utu was kino. Also liked Boy.
Once were warriors is probably fine but don't find much enjoyment in depressing shit that only serves to make me feel bad.
Xena is great as well.
COOK THE MAN SUM FUKN IGGS
Literally me
The Maoris are like that not the white people.
As an Australian I can tell you that the Maoris who come over from NZ are actually pretty cool as they are the ones smart enough to leave, even if they've done time and just become scaffolders they're still smart enough to leave their lives behind them and come here. The white New Zealanders who come to Australia are the cringiest fricking frick wits to ever draw breath. They have a constant need to try and remind you they are NZ and constantly draw comparisons and try to make out NZ is better like this or that and think their accents are cute or fun or something weird like that. White New Zealanders are a scourge.
>They have a constant need to try and remind you they are NZ and constantly draw comparisons and try to make out NZ is better like this or that and think their accents are cute or fun or something weird like that.
This is really accurate from my experience.
they do this here too. hell i know someone who taught in new zealand and they somehow bring it up often
The self aggrandizing c**tiness of aussies on full display
They're horrendous indefensible bogans themselves, it's not nzers that are known for being outspoken loud dumbarses
Eat shit and die
North Korea
Don't they actually have an active film industry because Kim is a huge movie buff? Didn't he kidnap some South Korean director he liked and forced him to make movies in North Korea?
you didn’t see that movie about the zombie sheep?
>harmless pastoral animal but it's zombie
>Hercules/Xena/Spartacus
reddit
No need to announce where you're from.
>Boy
>Hunt for the Wilderpeople
>What We Do in the Shadows
Only contrarians think these aren't kino
Hunt for the wilderpeople fricking sucks
I did like the other two though
Mad Motherfricking Max
homie thats the flag of new zealand!
Mad max its aussie
it's a third-tier 5 million auxillary supplement of Team USA, it's not going to step out much on a shared cultural thingamabob like movies
kek why do morons think nz is a part of aukus anyway
NZ is an Australian state
The one about those almost lesbian schoolgirls that murdered their parents was pretty good as far as I can remember, it's been a long time since I saw it
Heavenly creatures?
That's probably what got Peter Jackson noticed by Hollywood studios. It's a solid film.
Guinea Bissau
Somalia
Walkabout
Bad Taste
Braindead AKA Dead Alive
Meet the Feebles
Heavenly Creatures
Forgotten Silver
Valley of the Stereos
The Frighteners
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
King Kong
The Lovely Bones
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Vigil
Smash Palace
Footrot Flats
Once Were Warriors
Boy
What We Do in the Shadows
Xena
An Angel at My Table
Black Sheep
Giselle: The Movie
Goodbye Pork Pie
The Navigator: A Medieval Odyssey
flight of the conchords
no one knows of half this shit
Exactly over half of that is very well known.
stop trying to be like us gays the aussie Cinemaphile threads go hard NZ'ers are gays living in our dominating shadow on Cinemaphile
What kind of homosexual uses v?
Heavenly Creatures
India
I enjoyed Flight of the Conchords and Underbelly NZ
Russell Crowe is kino
He's ours c**t
coming through
Unironically the most comfy cop show
australia did it better
more like police tin sivin
underrated
Daily reminder: the brits actually lost to the maori
Chinese are soulless and have long since taken over NZ