NAME A GREATER CRIME

It should have been Michelle.

Kristen ruined that entire franchise with her asexual ugliness.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ruined that entire franchis
    it was soft porn written by a Mormon. there was nothing to ruin lmao
    >muh sparkling vampires

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but it gave us one of the funniest movies ever made.
      But here's the deal:
      To truly enjoy the ultimate comedy payoff, you have to watch the entire series and hate every second of it. It's like 9 hours.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it was soft porn written by a Mormon. there was nothing to ruin lmao
      For what it was it's still an enjoyable set of movies and a time capsule. Fun cheesy date movies with a really good soundtrack.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's still an enjoyable set of movies

        they fricking werent
        unless you enjoy teenager drama

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's still an enjoyable set of movies and a time capsule
        total millennial death

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's Twilight, unless you are a 16 year old girl who the frick cares

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Michelle Trachtenberg makes more sense. Kristen Stewart doesn’t match how the Twilight books were describing Bella Swan; Bella Swan’s eyes and face are more round and her lips are fuller. Michelle would have been perfect.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nose looks too small here too, like an edit, her nose is more bulbous.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol shut the motherfrick up. Michele “Harriet the Spy” Tratchenberg wouldn’t turn down that role when her only thing was fricking Eurotrip. Not like she was too rich or successful to turn down an adaptation like that. Let’s be real. Op pushing nonsense.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is her picture edited? Seems like a composite of her and someone else. No is too small, maybe like jessica biel and michelle.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fat b***h would have gotten to fat before she finished them. Meanwhile Kristen is still thin.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ruined franchise
    If they made a new one it would probably do great.
    >Michelle
    Unremarkable, except for having one of the ugliest last names ever, even for a israelite

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you watched these movies?

    The 1st one is passable but the rest is just complete garbage. NO ACTOR could have saved these. The hate the actors got for the terrible script and direction is braindead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's still an enjoyable set of movies and a time capsule
      total millennial death

      ITT we have disgruntled zoomers who are upset they grew up with no kino. Zoomers were in their diapers or weren't even born when these movies came out. What pathetic homosexuals, stop crying. You will never experience a millennial chads childhood.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >teenage ya slop written for 12 year old girls
        >kino
        millennials truly are the worst generation.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bring me 5 kinos from your generation zoomer. Good luck

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The Pope's Exorcist
            >The Pope's Exorcist 2
            >Th3 Pop3's 3xorcist
            >The Pope's Exorcist 4th
            >The Pope's Exorcist Five: Freddy's Revenge

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all I remember as a guy is "still a better love story than twilight" memes

        maybe if the movies were better I would have watched them and fell in love with KStew while I was still in school and young enough to decide to pursue directing so I could make it in Hollywood and get together with her

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Remember how the girls were obsessed with Taylor Lautner? Team edward and team jacob.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks perfect for the role of a vampire now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not the one to shit on others looks but those yellow eyes are worrying.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's living her best life

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ... but they're not yellow?! jfc there's so few Whites in your country that you don't even know what the white color looks like frickin hell

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          her eyes are jaundiced homie are you blind

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ah you're right thank you anon, my anti-blue filter apps messes too much with yellow colors

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She looks perfect for the role of a vampire now

        She's hitting the bottle. And losing her looks will make her do it even more.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao

      I'm not the one to shit on others looks but those yellow eyes are worrying.

      pretty sure thats hepatitis or some liver malfunction

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably. There's a thread on hr about her. A couple anons discussing ailments. Who knows what kind of STD wienertail she's got.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not the one to shit on others looks but those yellow eyes are worrying.

      lmao
      [...]
      pretty sure thats hepatitis or some liver malfunction

      b***h has to lay off the sauce

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hits the wall

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally unrecognizable. She needs filler everywhere, her face is deflating.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      somewhere pierce is weeping

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hear he's got a hit out on the inventers of semiglutides.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >starts to become ugly
      >gets neon hair highlights
      so the point of those is to draw focus away from their face, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      aposematism once again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love these sexy 90s-Y2K girls, but it's really macabre seeing going from pic related to THAT.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She doesn't even have kids to blame it on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s pretty scary and sad. I thought she had accepted fading out of acting when she became a plump qt for all those years. Seems like she completely lost her mind quite recently

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Genuine cry for help. No woman, especially not a famous one, is posting a picture that bad without wanting someone to step in and help her.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She gets super pissed off if you say anything, anon. It's pretty clear she wanted people to say how great she looked and get pissy when they said she looked sick. Went on about it for awhile.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Really? She must be mental then. She couldn't see how bad her eyes looked and slap on a filter? Nah she wanted people to ask her about it. Some twisty mind bending woman trick no odubt.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She doesn't seem particularly stable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Genuine cry for help
        Check yourself, hater. Happy AND healthy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking grim, this b***h is only a few years older than me and I still get carded.

          I honestly thought she was in her late 40s.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jaundice

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf is wrong with her eyes seriously??

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody could one-up Alice thoughbeit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've always been Team Alice

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kristen did just fine, no one could've really salvage these terrible written characters. What really saved the saga - are Stewart and pattinson and their chemistry funny that both of them are gays irl

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That would have been awful

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kristen Stewart is ugly and I'm tired of the people who call her attractive. A tight body does not give her a pass.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats a Kristen thread without any pits being posted

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look up who was offered the role of buffy, some girl that was on scream and american pie movies, ive seen her before but that show wouldnt have been anything with her and not SMG.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Look up who was offered the role of buffy
      Actor claims of offered roles are usually just fishing stories. "I was offered the role" usually translates to "I was offered the chance to audition."

      It's like that storyline in Once Upon a Time In Hollywood with Dalton and Great Escape.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >tiny whities
    She used to frick Kid Cudi - I don't think she misspoke

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she would not have saved it, and stewart's vapid emptiness fits the character better than trachtenberg's genuine expression of emotion.
    twilight is the literal definition of slop, both in book and film.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about this gay shit. The biggest crime in movie history is Clive Owen not playing James Bond with Eva Green and Mads Mikkelsen in Casino Royale.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kirsten will not have 8 children to pass on her genes to future generations yet unborn
    What a waste.

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