Name a more powerful scene in cinema history. Pro-tip: you can't.

Name a more powerful scene in cinema history.

Pro-tip: you can't. Sorry, filmbros, but a franchise movie has you beat here.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ACKIO

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they chose the worst possible way to direct this scene without the use of the narration/internal dialogue of the books.

    >blurry outline of some guy, i guess
    >several scenes later
    >"it was my dad! i swear!"
    >oh i guess it was his dad?

    just have it either
    >a) be the actor who played his dad, or cast a lookalike
    or
    >b) "dad?"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget they intentionally misdirect with it being completely silent, yet when he runs up and does the spell the second time he screams the spell name at the top of his lungs.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The whole wide world of magical duels at their fingertips and the filmmakers settled on most of them being lame beam shove-of-wars.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if only there was a century of cinema that had perfected scenes of two characters duelling with projectile weapons

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair for some stupid reason Rowling wrote most of the fights that way even in the books. The only kino magic fight was between Dumbledore and Voldemort. Big wasted potential.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not being sexist but maybe women in general aren't imaginative and descriptive in that specific way, and she's a prime example. Or maybe she didn't think it was important to the story and the filmmakers had to make do with what they could.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          as a child i dismissed so much of it as "well, they're children's books".

          as an adult i still think they're charming and actually well-written, but she had no clue what she was doing.

          really don't buy the newer excuses she's come up with. do you know that the whole Quidditch rules, "the Golden Snitch wins the match" thing is supposed to be wrong on purpose? it irritates men: she was going through a break-up and wanted to wind them up! haha.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            But the golden snitch only grants 150 points if I remember correctly, you can find the golden snitch and still lose the match if the other team has more points, the snitch just ends the game right there.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              yep and eventually there's some historic game where this happened. "but then why would you ever catch the Snitch?" because that game went on comically long, doho.

              obvious fix is there's a time limit and catching the Snitch is rare. in practice, it's the only thing that matters.

              fortunately girls never care about sports or rules or, i don't know, fantasy fiction.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                My testosterone feels lower for being involved in this exchange. Imma go break something and frick something, possibly not in that order.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                In The Goblet of Fire (book), Bulgaria is getting thrashed by Ireland 170-10 at the World Cup. Krum pursues the Snitch to put his team out of their misery and give them a less humiliating defeat (170-160, but if the Irish seeker caught the Snitch it would have been 320-10).

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                does the World Cup even go off points like the FIFA World Cup? i am 100% certain she just wanted to write "an example" to prove it was justasplanned.jpg. at no point has she ever said anything like "oh yes that was an error."

                hell, it happens early on with Sirius Black. named in the first book by Hagrid, when he's later introduced Hagrid says "cor blimey i sure was being a dumbo back when i mentioned him then! that's why i said what i did!"

                (in real life she's an author writing sequels, her ideas and characters naturally changed over time. publish a new edition if you feel that insecure about it, like Tolkien did with The Hobbit.)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ACCIO! INCENDIO! DEPULSO! LEVIOSO! FLIPENDO! DESCENDO! CONFRINGO!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Been playing Legacy of troonyseethe I see

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Every time wizards are fighting
      >Shoot little bolts at each other

      >Every single time Harry fights voldemort
      >Dragonball z beam battle
      Why? What are they even casting? Avada is supposed to be unblockable.

  4. 1 year ago
    Imaginator

    Imagine unironically suggesting this. Imagine actually thinking this.
    Imagine being a kid again.
    Imagine this guy going back.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He is literally me

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I knew I could do it because I already saw do it before
    >does that make sense?
    >no
    Damn, so Harry and Hermione in the movie admit this scene makes no sense?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Weasley twins set up a cheeky illusio charm of Harry flying off a cliff
      >he actually does it the absolute madman

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm convinced it's the same autist spamming harry potter threads every day.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll ask this again.
    Why was the Half Blood Prince even a movie? Literally 2-5 minutes of the entire film have any sort of relevancy.
    If you take away -
    >30 second memory of Voldemort asking about Hocrux
    >Snape killing Dumbledor
    The movie has no reason to exist. Why not just put those scenes at the end of Order of the Phoenix? Another film completely lacking in relevant events, although not to the same degree.

    It's not even interesting. 90% of the film is terribly written teen romance. The rest (that I haven't already mentioned) is about how I'm supposed to give a frick about who the "half blood prince" is. Why am I supposed to care that Snape is the half blood prince? It's completely irrelevant. it could have been any other character in the franchise and it wouldn't have changed the story at all. If it's just supposed to be "he's not a pureblood" reveal, again, why am I supposed to care and how is it relevant? Being a half blood isn't some epic hint that Snape isn't a bad guy, like I assume it's supposed to be. There are plenty of half bloods who follow Voldemort. Voldemort himself is a half blood.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a mystery series, and the book is much better. It's about setting up Snape's character as more complex than he had been in the previous books, both introducing his past and Voldemort's.
      In the movies they kind of miss the point. Try reading the books sometime, they've aged well.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have any issues about the time travel in this

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