Name a single television or movie character that could beat The Flash.

Name a single television or movie character that could beat The Flash.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Madara Uchiha

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ZETSUED

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    batman

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    stepsisussy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, I thought "black don't crack"? What happened?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kid Goku, unironically

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Goku

      >OP proves Flash is many times faster than light
      >dbz hispanics still think their characters who take minutes to go somewhere else could somehow take him

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Me

        >malding

        Zeo Suit White Linkara

        Based…so fvcking zased…

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        instant transmission

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          We're talking a fight not, a race. Teleport next to someone that much faster than you, all it accomplishes is maybe getting punched 100k times instead of a million.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He doesn't get punched at all. He can dodge all blows while simultaneously jerking off to chichi r34.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >my sub-lightspeed guy can dodge this many times faster than light guy because... he just can, ok?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >sub-lightspeed
                Kek.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >takes minutes to get somewhere
                We're going in circles here.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Depends on the somewhere.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Moron it's about strength and endurance

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The correct answer is Guldo

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Batman

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ryan Gaerity and his Irish superbombs.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Catwoman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Look, I know it's a comic book. I know none of this shit will ever or has ever made sense because it's all magic asspulls and they just do whatever suits their purpose in the moment. But what is it about the Flash in particular that makes every fricking writer completely abandon the previously established internal logic?

      Like, when a guy shoots Superman the bullets bounce off, because he's invulnerable. When Wolverine gets torn up he heals, because he has a healing factor. When someone attacks Spider-Man he evades it because he has superhuman agility and a spider-sense. But when someone throws a punch at the Flash that should look like it's happening in slow motion to him he...runs right into it because he *doesn't* have super-speed, I guess? How do you casually backhand a guy who runs faster than the speed of light? Frick I hate modern comics

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Frick I hate modern comics
        This shit has existed for all of comic history you wannabe boomer. Serialized comics are a fricking mess and anyone ever taking them seriously are an embarassment.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The funniest part is that if Flash flicked his fingers just at 0.1% the speed of light he would literally evaporate Bats and cats no problem. Just running around them at mach 3 (something like 0.000000000000000000000000001% of what Flash can do, like imagine yourself moving your hand at 1 mm per second, that would be even hard for you, you literally couldn't be able to do it) would be enough to rip off the meat off their bones

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He can canonically steal people's speed and just turn them into statues.
          The speedforce concept was probably invented by that kid at the playground who always lost debates.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          newtons 3rd law says he would kill himself too. also his neurons cant fire anywhere near the speed of light (nevermind see light moving near light speed) so he would just run into a wall and nuke himself anytime he ran fast

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Speedforce is the magic handwave that smacks Newton in the face.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        modern comix suck but the flash has never been consistenly written
        he's either been absolutely useless and such a meathead he makes grundy look like a genius
        or he's so stupidly overpowered they have to make everyone else op so there's a "challenge" and the flash will pull some magic bs out of his ass

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because Wally West Flash became a speedster god in the 90s and 00s and that's hard to top. You don't have many stories if your hero can outrun death itself. It happens with all heroes on some level. Wolverine can sometimes be killed in a story and sometimes he can regen from a single cell. If any anon here is going to attempt to enjoy comics then it is best to enjoy them on a run by run case. Treat each writer as its own canon and you're more likely to enjoy comics.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hey man, one time Deathstroke just stuck his sword out in the air and Flash ran into it like an absolute mongoloid, he also got tripped by Deathstroke like in a Tom and Jerry gag before this event

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Deathstroke

          already got posted

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a modern thing, flash has been one of the most inconsistent if not the most inconsistent superhero ever just look as his rogues he has fricking captain boomerang as his villain, yes the guy that can run at the speed of light has for a villain that does nothing but throws boomerangs. He should just run at him punch him lightly to avoid vaporizing him, run at the boomerang, flick it into orbit with no issues because everything should look like it was stopped in time for him.
        Instead he get his quite a few times. And it's not just captain boomerang, a lot of his rogues are an embarrassing bunch, Spiderman that should be a few tiers below him has way better foes than him with the exception of a few ridiculous ones like Zhoom.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't he have to be actively using speedforce to do the slowmo thing? As far as I know he doest have danger sense so you could conceivably sneak up on him and blow his brains out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They're being controlled by poison ivy, and like anytime people are controlled by poison ivy they have a small part of their subconscious that is actively fighting against it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Frick I hate modern comics
        Take the red pill and accept that comics always sucked.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You can say everything always sucked with that kind of thinking. It only leads to nihilism and suicide. Find the silver lining in things once in a while, gay. That said modern comics suck and aren't worth the time.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because Barry is a moron
        Bruce with the speedforce destroyed his world in less than one day

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Weren't they mind controlled or some shit during that time? It's still stupid that catwoman out of all possible beings managed to get one over them, but still better than Harley beating down Supes, Batman and WW at the same time.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Harley is gradually turning into DC's Deadpool so she's operating on rule of funny.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any solid object. Newton's 3rd law basically would vaporize anyone going that fast, and anything around them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ummm speedforce hunny

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I’m going to speed force this dick in your mouth

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ummmm ackshually newtons homosexual bs

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Spiderman is faster than the Flash.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THE Backwards Man

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Backwards man can’t even see through wooden doors. He’s got nothing on X-ray Cat

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Goku

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine The Flash working at the Ministry of Silly Walks hahaha

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Me

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zeo Suit White Linkara

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      holy frickin epic

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Flash
    Pathetic

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    well I can percieve events that last less than 0.000000000000000001 attoseconds

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if this were true, the comics wouldn't even be able to exist since he could literally fix the entire world in the blink of an eye and stop literally all crime
    did they show this panel then immediately announce all the other comic books were cancelled since there's no reason for any of them to exist
    it's shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. The Flash is probably the nadir of power creep because if his abilities are what they've been shown to be he's basically an untouchable demigod who can neutralize any threat before it even manifests. But because "invincible speed force man wins in an attosecond every fricking time" is a non-story they have to constantly negate his powers or just make him too stupid to utilize them properly.

      They basically gave him a win button and have to keep coming up with increasingly contrived reasons for him not to use it. Maybe just don't make the guy so grossly overpowered that no plot makes sense anymore? This shit never happens with Quicksilver

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that's why DCEU Flash is good because they nerfed him by making him a gay moron
        it balances out the overpoweredness

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the insane Flash power creep didn't start until Mark Waid's run with Wally West before that he could vibrate through shit but he wasn't doing the super duper insane shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        also the flash has another major problem
        he can be everywhere
        it breaks the rule that superheroes have to make choices and can't just solve every little bit of crime
        the flash however could stop all crime everywhere at the same time

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BLUE PENIS

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HIV

    • 1 year ago
      N1GG3R_2P1N3_CRU2H3R

      >Brown streak skids by
      >Ezra the homosexual!
      >Sucks ass of a naked guy
      >Ezra the homosexual!
      >Ezra!
      >He's a smelly israelite!
      >Ezra!
      >He's gonna frick a dude!
      >Ezra!
      >He's the gayest heeb alive!
      >Blown-out 'lapsed ass spews poo!
      >Ezra the homosexual!
      >Gives "gifts" with every screw!
      >Ezra the homosexual!
      >Ezra!
      >He's a sissy man!
      >Ezra!
      >He's gonna choke a fan!
      >Ezra!
      >He's the gayest heeb alive!
      >He's the gayest heeb alive!
      >HE'S THE GAYEST HEEB ALIVE!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'd frick their ass

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My character that exists in some obscure movie you've never heard of, Captain IHN.
    He slows time so speed doesn't matter and if he's hurt or dies, time auto-rewinds to before he died and he can just stop it earlier.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hate to tell you bruh but JoJo's bizarre adventure already did it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Come to think of it Dio Brando could beat The Flash.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Mask

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Karnak of the Inhumans deadass fr fr no cap on god that lil homie can find the flaw in any defense, anything, anyone, any kind of anything

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What tv & film is he in?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        2 Appearances
        2.1 Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.
        2.2 Ultimate Spider-Man
        2.3 Guardians of the Galaxy
        2.4 Avengers : Ultron Revolution

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dr. Manhattan?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God that sounds shit. Imagine how boring that must be. I can hardly be bothered to listen to people talk they talk so slow at regular human perception. I watch youtube at 2x unless timing is important just because people take too long to get to the point. Imagine having to wait basically an eternity just for someone to complete a sentence?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ah but is he living every moment at attosecond perception or does he have control?
      He should be glad he also doesn't have hyperthymesia.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He can read things and commit them to memory at high speeds so his awareness doesn't seem to change. So it's more like he stays the same and it's everything else that slows down.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's more of both actually

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Flash is a gay. DC sucks balls.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >0,000.000.000.000.000.001
    What moronic europoor shit is this

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano'o, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did he have a clock that counts femtoseconds with him or something?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically you'd have to go into Looney Tunes territory. Some versions of Superman are the only "serious" character that would qualify but the Flash and Superman are probably the most fricktardedly broken characters in entertainment history. Once you get past the Flash you're beyond the point where the world is subject to rational observation.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >make some razor thin tripwire
    >flash decapitates himself

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People who are impressed by power level bullshit described in comics are such morons. It didn't really happen, it was just something a writer made up. It doesn't sound badass, being excited about it makes you seem like you're 12 years old.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, that's some insightful commentary. Next thing you'll tell me movies aren't real either.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you're fun at parties

        Power levels being high is very lame and not entertaining. You could double the speed of the Flash and it wouldn't change anything. What matters is relative ability between characters. Robots are cool, but in fiction you could just decide that they are twice as big and it doesn't really make them cooler. Two toddlers fighting over a steak knife in mortal combat can be more entertaining if you care about the characters and why they are fighting.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you're fun at parties

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        as opposed to the moron who goes to a party and starts sperging out about the fricking flash lmfaooo

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone with mind control power

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i will never read this no matter how many times it gets posted

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Name a single television or movie character that could beat The Flash.
    Anybody that has a gun and waits for the homosexual to fall asleep.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What is super-healing
      Bullets don't kill him

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    White woman with a blue checkmark

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Move as fast as you want. Pursue me in the past, present, or future. Wherever you go, whenever you go, you will find me. But you will never reach me. "Wonder of U."

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Some hamsters

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >a fricking atto--ACK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Robin in the bed together with Batman?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Batsodomy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Batman fricks Robin in the comics.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It was the 40s; fricking your son was considered a normal part of parenting duties

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pure luck?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Batman tried to knock out a Poison-Ivy-Controlled Alfred so he wouldn't have to hear him speak with Ivy's voice.

        Poison Ivy used mind controlled speedsters to block his punches.

        It wasn't by luck it was by twisted design.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Deathstroke

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I remember that, beaten the entire JL besides Superman in seconds

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How does that even work. The flash can see him moving at snails pace. You can't surprise him because you move too slow for taht

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's the same way you would trip over a root in the ground or a spiderweb in your path. You didn't think to look for it so you bumbled into it like a moron.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no it's the same as running into a stationary sword you can clearly see
          who the frick runs into a sword?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It can happen.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Deathstroke

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Deathstroke

      BASED

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    .

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Flash can be a comedy jobber at times but he is very pro 2nd amendment so for that reason he gets my respect

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally exactly how a chud argues on reddit or social media when you talk about common sense gun control

      >muh smoking
      >muh cars
      >muh obesity

      Nothing but deflections. Didn't know the Flash was this moronic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's accelerating

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Get fricked, commie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >common sense gun control
        Yeah taking all the guns in the world (through authoritarianism) is really common sense...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wally is a southern conservative in canon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lex was 100% right about what Superman would eventually become

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      injustice was such a good comic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's awful.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >t.red hood fan

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. I haven't liked a single comic starring Red Hood.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I liked it for the most part but with the current trend of evil superman being so prevalent I'd rather see something different being adapted

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The trend appeared in comics before it did in movies and TV (obviously), and Injustice came in kind of late.
          Marshal Law, Invincible, The Boys, Irredeemable, and some others had already come out by then.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        there were also lots of moronic deaths and plots that went nowhere or got forgotten
        Also the armor costumes were gay

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm only talking about the first Injustice comic. I dont give a crap about the sequel(s)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Read Kingdom Come

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate how they turned Superman from a Regan like conservative into a hippie liberal socialist. I remember when Trump hysteria was so bad they had him destroy Trump's wall in the comics.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >had him destroy Trump's wall in the comics.
        Which part of the wall, Trump's or Obama's?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >nooooooooooo he's not like reagan anymore
        frick you and your lap dog

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There is no point in Superman's career where he wasn't some government lap dog and it got even worse when they introduced Amanda Waller.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's kinda right
        Might as well not have a border Tbh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >WHAT IF YOU SMOKE SOMEONE ESLE TO DEATH!
      The most moronic argument, no wonder comics are for kids and regarded as "lesser literature"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Guns really aren't the issue.
      It used to be even easier to get guns than it is today.
      Mental health on its own isn't the issue.
      We have better mental healthcare than ever before.
      Racism and sexism aren't the issue.
      We have less of that then ever before. And the 60s saw far worse racial tensions than today with comparatively limited amounts of stochastic violence.

      In our modern day the problem is most substantially on the socio-economic side.
      People are demoralized about the future. They feel that there's nothing ahead for them, so there's no reason to plan for the future or not attack others.
      If you were racist in the 90s, you could generally look forward to a decent life regardless due to a successful economy with moderate job security. So you wouldn't shoot up a Grocer.
      Today, you're looking forward to what exactly? Especially if you're of a lower economic class?
      So why not shoot up a Grocer?

      Terrorism like that only comes when your society as a whole is in a downturn.
      And it can only be corrected by societal improvements in quality of life.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >0,000.000.000.000.000.001
    Literally how the frick am I supposed to read this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yuropoors do dots and commas backwards

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wally West

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      did barrygays ever live this down?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        As you can see he's being a sportsman about it but I guarantee you deep down he was seething

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't go faster
      Yes you can
      >I am going faster now

      How do they come up with this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wait till someone posts the comic where he outruns death if you want to see stupidity

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not even just death, but special super fast death who specially goes after speedsters

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What's going on?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The flash is dying so he runs to the end of time to kill death

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                how does the flash run in space?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ummm speedforce hunny

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            call me a weeb I dont mind, but I just cant get american super hero comics

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's not just western comics. Lots of media have a problem with always escalating the danger until it gets to ridiculous proportions. It's why movie sequels are always shit, and why later seasons of tv shows are always a shitty cashgrab. Maybe I just want to see a show about high school kids fighting ghosts. I don't want to watch them fighting God after a few years because the power levels keep increasing.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                call me a weeb I dont mind, but I just cant get american super hero comics

                I hate 99% of western comics (besides dredd) because everything look’s ugly compared to even shitty mangas

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Western comics do suck but you’re an ugly shitskin and your opinion isn’t worth shit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Cringe chudcel

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Death ceases to exist at a conceptual level
            What does that even mean? Dead people are alive again? They were never alive?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        IIRC, the speedforce is a shared energy so if there's more than 1 flash on a given territory they're technically slower than their max speed or sth like that. I could be spouting bullshit tho.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a rock. a patch of ice. a curb.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Physics

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think the Flash was bluffing here tbqh. He's fast but not that fast.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >A FRICKING ATTOSECOND

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing to understate, just a quintillionth of a second it's nothing big

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all of these comic/anime who would win battles has only one answer
    >pic rel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dr robotnik the fastest man in the universe

      of course one punch man fanart has him constantly beating up other universe heroes not villains because wanking over overpowered selfinsert is most important part for these kind of fans

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not so fast

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i thought the whole point of one punch man is that its self contained in its own story.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yes, he is unbeatable in his own universe, because that's the entire point

        but absolutely nothing says that's true when comparing to things outside his universe

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Flash is moronic but so is the Green Lantern. Superman is such an OP character that these characters and WW and Batman and Cyborg have to keep inventing stupid shit to justify their place in the JL when Superman showed in the movie that all they do is hold the line until he appears. It's like Snyder watched One Punch Man and made sure to adapt the very things OPM was mocking about manga and American comics.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But can he still hurt me if I'm armored in my steel-toe boots?

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Franklin Richards

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Every single one because the writers make the flash a drooling moron to counteract just how overpowered his power set is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ir you could just have his powers scale down because of friction.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I would just make the limiting factor his own cognitive speed and reflexes. Make it so he's ungodly fast but every action has to be preplanned before activating his speed because his perception of time doesn't scale with how fast he is going. That way it makes sense when he randomly runs into a fist or kick or a trap catches him that he didn't see coming.

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Author

    >takes out book
    >writes "and then suddenly flash lost all his speed, and started punching himself, and then jumped off a building"
    "GG"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >takes out book
      >now flash has book
      >writes "now flash is author"
      >makes author start punching himself

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You wait until he's sleeping, duh

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe it's a fricking figure of speech, how about?

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hes so fast but also vely toast.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tony Tony Chopper

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Consider the following

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's lying. Also why is Cinemaphile a cesspool of trannies and homosexuals?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cartoons, and Cinemaphile gets raided by discord users like Cinemaphile does.

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Freddy Kruger. Easy.

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dr. zoom zoom
    crazy frog

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >try saying that out loud
    why?

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ryan O’Reilly from Oz would manipulate him into killing himself

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    marcel and dc heroes are always tell dont show, all their feats are bullshit

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How is there still crime in Flash's city? Dude could place every crook in prison in a single second but has to fight a guy with a flame gun, a guy with a cold gun and a guy with a wand like they pose a serious threat to him?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because he wants to live a life with his wife also

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >clear out every single super villain in a nanosecond
        >cops can now handle criminals without super powers
        >Flash now has time to fully devote himself to his family

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          but in the flash universe. criminals never stop. so he stops to spend time with his wife. he gets kids also.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            get Batman and his gang of child slaves to cover for you

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              the flash has bad guys that travel time.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Batman can just prep his younger self to take care of that

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                the time traveling bad can never be stopped. its part of flash lore. the reverse flash will always exist in one form of another and will never stop chasing the flash. the reverse flash will go straight to the flash

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its easier to draw a character saying he can do something than actually drawing him doing it.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    guldo from dragon ball could froze time as long as he could hold his breath

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Flash's reaction speed is in the ballpark of 1 attosecond
    The Big Rig can travel 500 lightyears in a single attosecond
    In the end, the pedestrian gets run over by a truck

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He would destroy everything if he moved that fast
    >Let me google what the shortest second is
    Embarrassing comic book writers

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Morf

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Superman.

    >but flash is fast

    So is Superman.

    >but muh super speed punching

    Superman is invulnerable and that would scale accordingly with Flash’s relativity frickery. If Flash tried to punch Superman at super high speed, it would be like a regular dude punching Superman times 100, Flash would literally vaporize his entire arm doing that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the flash isnt just punching real fast. he is punching with the speed force which is alive in its own right

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if he couldn't turn thay perspect off and from his point of view reality took millions of years to progress even seconds

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Someone who could stop time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      thats basically the power of Zoom, but he still jobs like Flash

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *SPLAT*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Whoops forgot image

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How autistic do you to be to get mad at a fictional superhero breaking the laws of nature?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      mad?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pushing some sperg out for the last decade sounds pretty bad to me?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          bad? are you able to read right now?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It was a typo but considering your response I say I hit the nail on the head.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              i dont believe you even know whats going on in this thread. you jumped to conclusions and jumped down the throat of the first reply you got.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Because you're so autistic you you're not even capable of understanding my gripes are with the image and those who post it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                oh so youre just lonely. clinging to the only person who replied to you tonight. top fricking kek

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, I dont mind it because it proves my point that whenever that OP image is posted, aspies like you come out and sperg out for hours on end.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Sure
                top fricking kek. knew it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >responds within seconds of a reply
                Looks like that anon was right

                How autistic do you to be to get mad at a fictional superhero breaking the laws of nature?

                Why do Cinemaphile threads attract so many autists?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you tell em! you make sure they know how you feel!

                are the "autists" in the room with you right now?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I'm responding to one right now

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >going full schizo in a DC super hero topic
                top kek at this brown kid

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                frick off racist

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                why not just tell me to my face if im in the room with you right now, brown kid

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                oh wait. you cant. youre just some brown schizo

                He wasn't the guy you responded to, I am. You could have tell it wasn't me since he made a joke that any non-autist could have noticed.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                He was the guy you responded to. You could have tell it wasn't me since he made a joke that any non-autist could have noticed.

                why did you do that?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                oh wait. you cant. youre just some brown schizo

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                why not just tell me to my face if im in the room with you right now, brown kid

                He was the guy you responded to. You could have tell it wasn't me since he made a joke that any non-autist could have noticed.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                why did you do that?

                >a minute apart
                Kek, I never understood why autistic people get so obsessed with arguments like this

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                im sure that not understanding things is a everyday occurrence for you.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The mind of the autistic is beyond comprehension, to understand it is to go mad. I can't see the futility of sperging on an internet thread for several hours over comic books. Seems like you could be doing more with your time than lurking for a response to your low effort bait.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you tell em, brown man!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, these aspies are tenacious. We need more tard wranglers like myself around and should ban Cinemaphile threads on sight.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                thats holy fricking epic, pedro! you deserve some tortilla and eggs this morning.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I did make that, with some bacon and sausage on the side. Even made some mushrooms but they didn't have the kinds I liked so I had to get Baby Bella

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                thats holy fricking epic, pedro! you deserve some tortilla and eggs this morning.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I did make that, with some bacon and sausage on the side. Even made some mushrooms but they didn't have the kinds I liked so I had to get Baby Bella

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                classic Hispanic replies. lets hope none of your uncles rape your nieces today. fingers crossed

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks man, I hope my niece is alright. She wasn't the same since the accident with my uncle Rodrigo. I'll be going to the hospital to check up on her later, I hope she's alright. Thank you for your concern.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                shit, your niece already is pregnant huh

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Probably, doctor said her hymen was the size of my grandma Juanita.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ARIBBA ARIBBA

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Andale to the hospital!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                nice. hispanics are garbage

                yea, you can write that again. literally the nastiest people on earth. even australian abos arent as disgusting as the average mexican

                >45:56
                >46:57
                >47:57
                Are you okay?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                why are you brown?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Too many tamales

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                its cute you browns love anglo super heroes.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I can't read English so I don't read comic books, sorry man.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                its absolutely adorb you worship whites even the cartoon ones

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't watch cartoons, can't afford it with social security checks.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                classic Hispanic replies. lets hope none of your uncles rape your nieces today. fingers crossed

                nice. hispanics are garbage

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yea, you can write that again. literally the nastiest people on earth. even australian abos arent as disgusting as the average mexican

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >DC superhero thread
                I didn't know DC attracted so many aspies, I guess it's the bright colors.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                they wish someone was in the room with them

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you tell em! you make sure they know how you feel!

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Comics are fricking moronic. There's no way you can beat him if he not only thinks at the speed of lights but moves that fast too. He would've gone crazy if he actually could perceive that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not all versions of barry and the flash are that fast. and when one does get that fast they are basically taking all of the speed force in them turning himself into a god. but like i wrote. he is not always that fast

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How come this homie has not ended all crime in the world in an afternoon if he's so fast?

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Son Goku and Prince Vegeta, not necessarily together.

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this new character that i created
    i call him the flashx2 and he has double all the flash's abilities
    there you go

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Goku still beats him.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ok i just made a new character called the impostor and hes basically god his ability is he has every single fictional character's abilities multiplied by sextillion

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >powerman homosexualry
          Done.

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Saitama wins

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    test

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dont worry your ban will kick in about 15

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *cheeses his way around every other fictional character*
    The Doctor is like Kevin from Home Alone, his power scales with his prep time

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Me

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why are comic books so moronic?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      a hundred different writers and they're all vaguely having to follow a committee
      There's no consistency possible when the next writer can just undo everything you did or if you try to write a genuinely interesting challenge for a character, have someone else immediately powerlevel that character above the challenge to score quick popularity with the fans

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this will forever be the most reddit image in existence

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t think most people can even comprehend just how OP the flash is. Forget how fast he’s supposed to be able to be, take a fraction of that, light speed. And forget punches(which would vaporize his fist) just have him hold a rock. Run at light speed and toss the rock at the villain. It would vaporize the villain and the entire planet too. From just tossing a stone at him. It’s just absurd. They should have him just be like 10x faster than average, even that is OP as shit. You can disarm any villain carrying any kind of weapon or power ring or whatever before they can fire it with just that. Speed is OP even at “reasonable” levels that don’t break physics.

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey God I heard The Flash was talking shit about you
    >God proceeds to delete Flash from existence

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Name a single television or movie character that could beat The Flash.
    literally anyone, you fricking manchild

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I could 1v1 the flash and it would be easy

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure if that version of The Flash is even canon anymore. The internet likes to cherrypick power feats and claims from across media and time free of context.

    Take OP. What is the context in which he said that? What if he's saying that to intimidate a bad guy? Has his claim every been substantiated?

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Flash was unintentionally overpowered because they needed to have all that Flash Paradox horseshit as a story arc. Until then he was just really really fast.

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A banana peel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking FINALLY someone posts it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm dead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This can't be real hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What were they thinking?!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they were thinking of being silly in comic books that sold dirt cheap that kids bought

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    im there

    I don't watch cartoons, can't afford it with social security checks.

    get the frick here, pedro. bring your mom maria

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah I can't, I'm taking my mama to the food stamp office right now.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        dont care. your mom loves when i frick her.
        plus you didnt even reply to the pepe user. you are literally too fricking dumb for this website.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I hope so man, she doesn't have much to look forward too nowadays. She needs some excitement in her life before she dies of diabetes.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            reply to the fricking pepe user, you fricking idiot.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              U mad that I beat you at your own game? You sound mad. Now go back to Cinemaphile and have a nice day knowing that I won, you autistic homosexual.

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >gay Cinemaphile-tier thread asking about super heroes
    >devolved into two autists trying to out troll each other
    Thank fricking Christ, you homosexuals have been bumping this gay fricking thread for hours. About time something funny happened

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cool. a chan addict still doing pepe shit is here. this boomer must of just woke up.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I jerk off too

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Invisible Man. He'd just get naked and hide, tripping up the Flash as he's running around, accidentally turning him into a black hole or some shit as he falls on his face.

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you even need to ask?

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jotaro Kujo

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but can he get /vr to admit Super Castlevania IV is good?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, in fact you should have a nice day for your shit taste

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Star Wars was never good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dont fricking care. kennedy is gone. LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Flash is so fast that when Marvel had a 'all the speedsters have a race' comic, Flash showed up and schooled all of them.

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Let me know when someone makes a hero whose power is to automatically win or lose a fight by flipping a quarter, then I'll tell you that he has half a chance to beat bullshit.

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But if this is true, how is he always getting hit all the time?

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bugs bunny.
    I win

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