>Halloween Resurrection is okay if you can get past the first 20 minutes.
Yeah it's not great. Reminds me a little of urban legend. It's not to be taken seriously, it's just kinda a fun movie
I actually liked the characters in this . Instead of just of them just wasting time till jason kills them like in most of the other films
The plot was pretty dumb and didn’t really feel like much of a Friday movie
As far as the “Jason on vacation” trilogy goes
1)Jason goes to space
2) Jason goes to hell
3) Jason goes to Manhattan
Tcm 2 is bad >chop top is annoying >waste Texas ranger and have him spend most of the end of the movie sawing beams in half >ha ha dude isn't this stupid and annoying stuff hilarious haha
>Texas Chainsaw Massacre has the honor of not having ONE SINGLE good sequel. Not. One.
Nope the 3rd one with Viggo Mortensen & Ken Foree was a genuinely good generic slasher.
TCM sequels make no sense. The first one worked but turning it into a series like Friday the 13th makes no sense since Leatherface can be easily killed with a single gunshot.
>everyone just assumes all the hellraiser sequels after 2 is complete shit which is understandable >then came Hellraiser Judgement which had actual effort and was actually good despite the low budget >nobody saw it because everyone assumed its just as shit as the others
seriously look at it. It's fricking criminal that this got overlooked
>always had ghoulies 2 and never the first one >would always stroll past it just to be spooked and intrigued where was the first
Did anyone also ever get sad when their favourite new release was pulled and eventually added to the weekly rentals? I couldnt stop renting hitchhikers guide to the galaxy as a kid and was deeply cut from it just being "thrown" in the sci-fi section. I vividly remember spacing out the dvd covers on the last few weeks it was in new releases to look like it still had relevance with the other releases.
Fricked up movie about weird incest monsters. Cover had a film over it to contain this weird blood-like substance that would move with the container. The fricking BOX felt cursed and diseased. I was afraid to even touch it.
Pros! > Most mature well acted cast of the franchise. Lead male is slightly endearingly dorky but very likable. > Solid final girl. > Duke is cool & mysterious. > Great Jason make up & stature, he is imposing as frick. > Best gore of the series. > Has among the 3 best sex scene of the series. > Great opening. > Great finale. > Great diner shootout. > Solid score.
Cons! > Duke is underused. > Jason's outfit is generic. > The claws that drag Jason to hell look kinda cheap. > Not enough Jason. > Jason looking exactly like he did when he was killed after being resurrected through Diana's body is weird. Should have brought him back like he looked in P3 without any battle damage. > Weird shaving scene.
Things that some people will like & some will hate! > It's a fricking great body swapping horror film but that is not what one wants from a F13 film.
What I would have done different within reason... > Never have Diana's body be moved to the Voorhees house. Have the morgue be built into the police station and so when CampbellJason attacks the police station he resurrects himself there and so the whole diner massacre sequence has him in his traditional Jason body.
I actually liked the characters in this . Instead of just of them just wasting time till jason kills them like in most of the other films
The plot was pretty dumb and didn’t really feel like much of a Friday movie
As far as the “Jason on vacation” trilogy goes
1)Jason goes to space
2) Jason goes to hell
3) Jason goes to Manhattan
My autistic cousin was obsessed with this movie. Like anytime he was round at my house visiting, he was putting on The Adventures of Jason turning into a worm; The movie. And we couldn't watch anything else or he'd spaz out. Even my mother just let him, despite the movie being clearly unsuitable for us both (we were kids). I've seen Jason Goes to Hell at least 30 times, probably far more. Eventually my cousin ended up being permanently institutionalised because he became violent and out of control, it wasn't the movies fault of course, he was just a tard.
I enjoyed the movie once because they actually came up with a clever story instead of just the usual generic setup. I watched it again a few years later and it was fine, really watching any movie 30 times would ruin it.
Theses are least around the same ball park of awfulness
Most of the Hellraiser video movies
Critters Attack!
Leprechaun: Origins
Carrie 2
Diary of the Dead
An American Werewolf in Paris
. Escape Room: Tournament of Champions
Omen IV: The Awakening
Correct.
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Jason Takes Manhattan is the worst Friday film.
I actually liked the characters in this . Instead of just of them just wasting time till jason kills them like in most of the other films
The plot was pretty dumb and didn’t really feel like much of a Friday movie
As far as the “Jason on vacation” trilogy goes
1)Jason goes to space
2) Jason goes to hell
3) Jason goes to Manhattan
For me it's
1. Jason goes to Space
2. Jason takes a boat ride
3. Jason is a worm
I really don't know why Part 8 gets as much hate.I think it's fun and hilarious. Then again I pretty much consider every Jason movie past 6 a comedy so I might be looking at these differently than some.
Imo while a technically fine movie, Hell is really the worst just because it needlessly fricks with the lore so much. As it's own concept I think a supernatural body hopping serial killer worm would have made a good movie. As a Jason movie it's just out of place.
>Friday the 13th: A New Beginning was cast under a fake title, Repetition, and many of the actors in the film were not aware it was a Friday the 13th installment until after they were cast in their roles.[5] Among the unaware cast was lead actor John Shepherd, who spent several months volunteering at a state mental hospital to prepare for the role, and that he felt "really disappointed" to discover that Repetition was actually the fifth entry in the Friday the 13th series.[5] Actor Dick Wieand stated, "It wasn't until I saw Part V that I realized what a piece of trash it was. I mean, I knew the series' reputation, but you're always hoping that yours is going to come out better", and director Danny Steinmann stated that he "shot a fricking porno in the woods there. You wouldn't believe the nudity they cut out."
>director Danny Steinmann stated that he "shot a fricking porno in the woods there. You wouldn't believe the nudity they cut out."
Pretty sure he was a pron director iirc
Studio went low budget on these things
I know that's common practice in the Hellraiser films. From like 4 or 5 onwards every movie is just some random script they shoehorned Pinhead and the Cenobites into
> Hell is really the worst just because it needlessly fricks with the lore so much. As it's own concept I think a supernatural body hopping serial killer worm would have made a good movie. As a Jason movie it's just out of place.
I agree that it would be a lot better but the writing was still extremely awful even for a Friday the 13th movie
The IP is currently in legal hell. One party owns the rights to the script and characters from the original movie. However the subsequent movies and concept of adult Jason Voorhees as a hockey mask wearing killer and the title Friday the 13th are still owned by the original production company.
So in essence you could make a movie about camp crystal lake that stems from the original characters and origin of the franchise but it can't be named Friday the 13th and adult Jason Voorhees with a hockey mask can't be in. Or you can make a movie about Jason Voorhees killing people in a hockey mask but you wouldn't be allowed to reference his mother, his motivation, and it can't be set in camp crystal lake. So at least for the time being, there won't be anymore Friday movies and unironically, that's a good thing. Look at movies today. They would ruin it.
>There are 10 Hellraiser films >An 11th is coming out this year
lmao I had no idea. Arrow released a Hellraiser boxset which only contained the first 3 and I assumed that was all there were.
Lucas is laughing so fricking hard at Disney and all of reddit...I give it 2 years before they start retconning their own stuff and/or bring George back as creative director w/complete autonomy.
They're going to get desperate enough that this or something like it is plausible. The whole franchise is running on millennial soiboi fumes, not good for a property that makes most of its cash from merchandise--look at those sales, they're in the tank hard.
No. Neither Zack the Hack Snyder nor George Lucas are being invited back to inflict further damage. They'll be making James Gunn Star Wars movies, frick they'll be making M. Knight Star Wars movies before they drag George back into it. Get over it, and wash your shit-stained Ewoks jammies.
Doesn't matter, they've lost the mandate of heaven, whomever they invite to fix it will just hasten the death of it all, which is both what needs to happen and what I want to see. Let it die, invent something new.
>wash your shit-stained Ewoks jammies
oxi-clean, homosexual!
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Your great-nephews will be watching Star Wars garbage, I don't think it will ever be allowed to slip into the thereafter.
You def don't win The Prize. Theatrical cut of this is likely in top 5 all-time worst sequels, but
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No 3 is good. 4 is decent.
The theatrical cut of 2 is worse but the Renegade Cut (that removes the alien origin) is good.
is half right about the Renegade Cut--it's considerably less dumb.
>Name a worse franchise sequel.
Choose
The first movie is pretty original and interesting, the problem was the sequels dropped all those interesting aspects in favor Judaic popcorn-monster-trash, forever dooming it goyslurry status.
Any Hellraiser movie past 4
The Leprechaun hood movies
Whatever Nightmare movie it was that reveals that fish demon things were what made Freddy immortal.
So many straight-to-DVD movies out there, and now that DVDs are no longer a thing, zoomers will think we liked these sequels as much as the originals. Embarrassing.
i said this in another thread, but straight-to-DVD sequels are a plague because now that DVDs are gone zoomers think we all liked those sequels as much as the original. you can't tell the difference between shit and kino if it's all on the same streaming menu.
>Aliens
A stronk womyn has to step up to save a team of hardened military veterans armed to the teeth from the incompetent white male leadership. Prove me wrong.
I would have loved a 90 minute movie about the swat planning and taking down Jason. That opening scene is so kino but too bad its just downhill from there.
It would have been interesting as far as skepticism. Some conspiracy theorist from down in Archives insisting to the lead agent the Jason's not human. >"We have CONFIRMED reports! Eye witnesses who've seen the man shot, burned, IMPALED for frick's sake! We can't 'take him in'! >"They saw wrong. Or there's a whole bunch of creeps in the woods wearing hockey masks, I don't know." >"And they're all 7 feet tall? Uniformly frickoff stong? This..thing is some kinda mutant. Fricked up pineal gland or something. This isn't going to be like catching Dahmer. We need to approach this like we were trying to take down a whole fleet of Crips."
i literally can't. it's just about the worst movie i've ever seen in my life.
Is it better than the last Jedi?
No. TLJ was at least on topic
all the SW sequels
came here for this lol
7-9 are sequels to 1-6
Episode 8 at least looks and feels like a Star Wars film even if they also bombed in the lore and writing aspect.
Part 9, as other said, seemed like a whole different shlockfilm with Jason tacked on at the last minute.
Scream 5
Elm Street 2 and 5
Nightmare 4 will never be a good movie. It started with a moronic resurrection and only got worse from there.
Halloween Resurrection is okay if you can get past the first 20 minutes.
Friday Part 8 is so cheesy it ends up being kino.
>Halloween Resurrection is okay if you can get past the first 20 minutes.
Yeah it's not great. Reminds me a little of urban legend. It's not to be taken seriously, it's just kinda a fun movie
People really critique these movies too harshly. Resurrection was ridiculous, but I was decently entertained.
TRICK OR TREAT, MAH-FRICKA
>not Elm Street 6
6 was actually kinda fun & had a good lead actress, 5 was just gross and moronic.
Those are literally two of the most kino installments of the whole series though
Frick off, 2 is the best part. Genuinely scary and gay as frick
Not even in the top 10 of worse franchise horror sequels OP, come on.
Correct.
Jason Takes Manhattan is the worst Friday film.
>Jason Takes Manhattan is the worst Friday film.
Not really. It´s comfy as frick to watch.
The Children of the Corn "franchise" is fricked beyond repair too.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre has the honor of not having ONE SINGLE good sequel. Not. One.
TCM 03 remake was good as was the the movie this year somehow
>TCM 03 remake was good
True, that movie is very underappreciated.
>as was the the movie this year somehow
You're kidding me
No. I honestly enjoyed it. It was like 5 or 6/10 but it's a decent sequel, better than tcm should get
>Texas Chainsaw Massacre has the honor of not having ONE SINGLE good sequel. Not. One.
Frick you. Texas Massacre 2 is a real masterpiece.
Tcm 2 is bad
>chop top is annoying
>waste Texas ranger and have him spend most of the end of the movie sawing beams in half
>ha ha dude isn't this stupid and annoying stuff hilarious haha
No, it's a great movie. You don't understand Texas Massacre if you think the second movie is bad. Well Texas 4 is a great too.
masterpiece of trash
>Texas Chainsaw Massacre has the honor of not having ONE SINGLE good sequel. Not. One.
Nope the 3rd one with Viggo Mortensen & Ken Foree was a genuinely good generic slasher.
They're all pretty good. The fourth film might be too arthouse.
Your being a contrarian moron. 4 would be one of the worst movies ever made if it wasn't for True Detective & Renee putting in decent performances.
But I really enjoyed it! Yes, it's weird. But it's interesting in its own way. And it's certainly not the worst movie ever made.
Frick you. 2, '03 remake, '06 prequel to remake and '21 reboot sequel are all kino.
Thinking about downloading the '21 version. What about it makes it good to you?
Frick you for liking trash and giving sub-par shit a pass.
>they were kino because i like watching murders
that's not filmmaking, anon
TCM sequels make no sense. The first one worked but turning it into a series like Friday the 13th makes no sense since Leatherface can be easily killed with a single gunshot.
>everyone just assumes all the hellraiser sequels after 2 is complete shit which is understandable
>then came Hellraiser Judgement which had actual effort and was actually good despite the low budget
>nobody saw it because everyone assumed its just as shit as the others
seriously look at it. It's fricking criminal that this got overlooked
I tried but I'm sorry, it looks like crap.
never heard of it, but it's been long enough since I gave up on the franchise that I could give one movie another shot
Feels more like an anthology Jason movie, and not an actual sequel to any F13 movie that came before it including the first.
That fricking box scared the shit out of me at VHS rentals when I was a kid
Rental stores were a scary place when you were a kid.
Fright night was not even scary
But this cover in the 90s made me fricking have nightmares
The cover really sells it, the movie itself isn't bad but doesn't live up to the cover
oh yeah, this one creeped me out too
I love the first one but have never actually checked this out. Pretty good?
The second one has an amazing fricked up story about an oil monster in a lake
Really really crazy
I'll download it now.
The other stories I don't remember much but the lake story stayed with me for life.
Really fricking crazy lol
I know there's a tv series now. Have you seen it? I have a feeling it might be shit.
Looks like Alexandra daddario
This one and Anaconda fricked me up
>always had ghoulies 2 and never the first one
>would always stroll past it just to be spooked and intrigued where was the first
Did anyone also ever get sad when their favourite new release was pulled and eventually added to the weekly rentals? I couldnt stop renting hitchhikers guide to the galaxy as a kid and was deeply cut from it just being "thrown" in the sci-fi section. I vividly remember spacing out the dvd covers on the last few weeks it was in new releases to look like it still had relevance with the other releases.
kek i remember ending renting it, dreading the moment i hit play only to be laughing my ass off for most of the movie.
What was it about
I was scared of the Coneheads cover, I thought they were diseased or something
This one spooked the ever living shit out of me
For me? It was this cover
Yeah this one gave me chills too.
kneel
Fricked up movie about weird incest monsters. Cover had a film over it to contain this weird blood-like substance that would move with the container. The fricking BOX felt cursed and diseased. I was afraid to even touch it.
the documentary for this where the director admitted to not giving a shit is kinda funny
HALLOWEEN RESURRECTION
ALIEN RESURRECTION
FRIDAY PART 8
NIGHTMARE 5 DREAM CHILD
TERMINATOR DARK FATE
>FRIDAY PART 8
Is better than 9
>ALIEN RESURRECTION
I liked it more than 3
I liked it more than Alien & Aliens. MY SPACE PIRATES
never come across someone who preferred it to those, you do you I guess
This is an acceptable take, if that's your preference.
You might be an idiot.
JASON GOES TO HELL IS GOOD!!!
Pros!
> Most mature well acted cast of the franchise. Lead male is slightly endearingly dorky but very likable.
> Solid final girl.
> Duke is cool & mysterious.
> Great Jason make up & stature, he is imposing as frick.
> Best gore of the series.
> Has among the 3 best sex scene of the series.
> Great opening.
> Great finale.
> Great diner shootout.
> Solid score.
Cons!
> Duke is underused.
> Jason's outfit is generic.
> The claws that drag Jason to hell look kinda cheap.
> Not enough Jason.
> Jason looking exactly like he did when he was killed after being resurrected through Diana's body is weird. Should have brought him back like he looked in P3 without any battle damage.
> Weird shaving scene.
Things that some people will like & some will hate!
> It's a fricking great body swapping horror film but that is not what one wants from a F13 film.
What I would have done different within reason...
> Never have Diana's body be moved to the Voorhees house. Have the morgue be built into the police station and so when CampbellJason attacks the police station he resurrects himself there and so the whole diner massacre sequence has him in his traditional Jason body.
godfather, entire series.
I actually liked the characters in this . Instead of just of them just wasting time till jason kills them like in most of the other films
The plot was pretty dumb and didn’t really feel like much of a Friday movie
As far as the “Jason on vacation” trilogy goes
1)Jason goes to space
2) Jason goes to hell
3) Jason goes to Manhattan
Every Crow sequel. Every Darkman sequel.
My autistic cousin was obsessed with this movie. Like anytime he was round at my house visiting, he was putting on The Adventures of Jason turning into a worm; The movie. And we couldn't watch anything else or he'd spaz out. Even my mother just let him, despite the movie being clearly unsuitable for us both (we were kids). I've seen Jason Goes to Hell at least 30 times, probably far more. Eventually my cousin ended up being permanently institutionalised because he became violent and out of control, it wasn't the movies fault of course, he was just a tard.
That's nice, but why don't you know the difference between a semicolon and a colon?
Oh I know the difference, I'm just a bad ass who doesn't live by the rules. Bad boy at heart. Ladies, watch out.
At least the story has a happy ending.
I enjoyed the movie once because they actually came up with a clever story instead of just the usual generic setup. I watched it again a few years later and it was fine, really watching any movie 30 times would ruin it.
Theses are least around the same ball park of awfulness
Most of the Hellraiser video movies
Critters Attack!
Leprechaun: Origins
Carrie 2
Diary of the Dead
An American Werewolf in Paris
. Escape Room: Tournament of Champions
Omen IV: The Awakening
Jason X
Jason X is pure kino.
For me it's
1. Jason goes to Space
2. Jason takes a boat ride
3. Jason is a worm
I really don't know why Part 8 gets as much hate.I think it's fun and hilarious. Then again I pretty much consider every Jason movie past 6 a comedy so I might be looking at these differently than some.
Imo while a technically fine movie, Hell is really the worst just because it needlessly fricks with the lore so much. As it's own concept I think a supernatural body hopping serial killer worm would have made a good movie. As a Jason movie it's just out of place.
Wonder if it Jason goes to Hell was originally another script and they just put Jason into it to sell tickets
Not the first time that happened. Jason Part 5 wasnt even a Jason film until post-production
Friday 13th I mean. God I sounded moronic
Nah man, we all know what you meant
>Friday the 13th: A New Beginning was cast under a fake title, Repetition, and many of the actors in the film were not aware it was a Friday the 13th installment until after they were cast in their roles.[5] Among the unaware cast was lead actor John Shepherd, who spent several months volunteering at a state mental hospital to prepare for the role, and that he felt "really disappointed" to discover that Repetition was actually the fifth entry in the Friday the 13th series.[5] Actor Dick Wieand stated, "It wasn't until I saw Part V that I realized what a piece of trash it was. I mean, I knew the series' reputation, but you're always hoping that yours is going to come out better", and director Danny Steinmann stated that he "shot a fricking porno in the woods there. You wouldn't believe the nudity they cut out."
Hahaha
Not going to lie, part 5 does have some of the best nudity of any Friday movie.
It definitely has the best pair of breasts of the whole series
Based
The fact that the actress with the huge jugs is named Voorhees is the icing on the cake
>director Danny Steinmann stated that he "shot a fricking porno in the woods there. You wouldn't believe the nudity they cut out."
Pretty sure he was a pron director iirc
Studio went low budget on these things
I know that's common practice in the Hellraiser films. From like 4 or 5 onwards every movie is just some random script they shoehorned Pinhead and the Cenobites into
> Hell is really the worst just because it needlessly fricks with the lore so much. As it's own concept I think a supernatural body hopping serial killer worm would have made a good movie. As a Jason movie it's just out of place.
I agree that it would be a lot better but the writing was still extremely awful even for a Friday the 13th movie
What is the next genre they will apply to the next F13th Reboot?
stupendous breasts
Jason in da Hood
The IP is currently in legal hell. One party owns the rights to the script and characters from the original movie. However the subsequent movies and concept of adult Jason Voorhees as a hockey mask wearing killer and the title Friday the 13th are still owned by the original production company.
So in essence you could make a movie about camp crystal lake that stems from the original characters and origin of the franchise but it can't be named Friday the 13th and adult Jason Voorhees with a hockey mask can't be in. Or you can make a movie about Jason Voorhees killing people in a hockey mask but you wouldn't be allowed to reference his mother, his motivation, and it can't be set in camp crystal lake. So at least for the time being, there won't be anymore Friday movies and unironically, that's a good thing. Look at movies today. They would ruin it.
>friday the 13th: Jason goes to court.
Jason X
>Name a worse franchise sequel.
Choose
1 2 and 3 were great, frick you.
Inferno > 3
>Alien vs Hellraiser
>no one can hear your scream
>your scream
The Amityville Horror and it's not even close.
I kind of liked Hellworld.
Hellraiser inferno is o fricking bad, they tried so hard to stay relevant
>There are 10 Hellraiser films
>An 11th is coming out this year
lmao I had no idea. Arrow released a Hellraiser boxset which only contained the first 3 and I assumed that was all there were.
Deaderbros...
It’s not even a film. It’s social engineering agitprop disguised as a blockbuster movie.
Lucas is laughing so fricking hard at Disney and all of reddit...I give it 2 years before they start retconning their own stuff and/or bring George back as creative director w/complete autonomy.
>Lucasgays being this utterly delusional
They're going to get desperate enough that this or something like it is plausible. The whole franchise is running on millennial soiboi fumes, not good for a property that makes most of its cash from merchandise--look at those sales, they're in the tank hard.
No. Neither Zack the Hack Snyder nor George Lucas are being invited back to inflict further damage. They'll be making James Gunn Star Wars movies, frick they'll be making M. Knight Star Wars movies before they drag George back into it. Get over it, and wash your shit-stained Ewoks jammies.
Doesn't matter, they've lost the mandate of heaven, whomever they invite to fix it will just hasten the death of it all, which is both what needs to happen and what I want to see. Let it die, invent something new.
>wash your shit-stained Ewoks jammies
oxi-clean, homosexual!
Your great-nephews will be watching Star Wars garbage, I don't think it will ever be allowed to slip into the thereafter.
exorzist II
Literally every Highlander sequel
Highlandermind
No 3 is good. 4 is decent.
The theatrical cut of 2 is worse but the Renegade Cut (that removes the alien origin) is good.
What do I win?
Even got the original cast back for this incredible turd.
You def don't win The Prize. Theatrical cut of this is likely in top 5 all-time worst sequels, but
is half right about the Renegade Cut--it's considerably less dumb.
The first movie is pretty original and interesting, the problem was the sequels dropped all those interesting aspects in favor Judaic popcorn-monster-trash, forever dooming it goyslurry status.
Trimming some of the stupid off a theatrical movie for a VHS release does not make the movie LESS stupid.
dropping the alien planet origin story is a net plus, still doesn't mean the movie is any good, just less painful.
I could video edit shit movies to something less shit personally, it doesn't make the movie less shit.
And no, Son of The Mask is easily THE worst sequel to anything.
American Psycho 2 exists.
Sorry, Son of the Mask is potentially the worst franchise effort of all time.
This is awesome better than the first.
>Sean Connery gets last billing
wtf
Any Hellraiser movie past 4
The Leprechaun hood movies
Whatever Nightmare movie it was that reveals that fish demon things were what made Freddy immortal.
Are you even trying OP?
Elm Street's Original run is perfect. It is the classic horror series where there is something for everyone.
Only because it’s the best horror movie concept
Independence Day: Resurgence
Blues Brothers 2000
Any Karate Kid sequel, they just keep getting worse (unbelievably)
Son of the Mask
The Jaws franchise
Terminator 2 and Aliens
Aliens
Easy. Spiral is the worst, by far
Every sequel to Sleepaway Camp.
that thong shower scene at the start if pure thong kino though
Dummy, this movie ruled.
There are like six shit-ass movies in this series, and Nightmare on Elm Street 2
So many straight-to-DVD movies out there, and now that DVDs are no longer a thing, zoomers will think we liked these sequels as much as the originals. Embarrassing.
zoomers don't understand file systems, we've got nothing to be embarrassed about
they like netflix movies/series, they can't talk
SST3>SST2 by miles
If you watch it as an Evil Dead sequel that happens to have Jason in it, then it's kino.
Those very late Amityville sequels. How can Movie Timelines stomach watching those?
>OP: The Forgotten Abortion Guy
Children of the corn by far. Very boring.
i said this in another thread, but straight-to-DVD sequels are a plague because now that DVDs are gone zoomers think we all liked those sequels as much as the original. you can't tell the difference between shit and kino if it's all on the same streaming menu.
Fair enough. It's pretty easy to tell from the cover art most of the time. There are some exceptions though.
Pic is not related of course.
>Aliens
A stronk womyn has to step up to save a team of hardened military veterans armed to the teeth from the incompetent white male leadership. Prove me wrong.
I would have loved a 90 minute movie about the swat planning and taking down Jason. That opening scene is so kino but too bad its just downhill from there.
To be fair; it only went down once that heart-eating scene happened and threw the movie out of the window
Sean Cunningham hated Jason and was always angry that Jason became the main killer
>Spend a lot of money for make-up to make the best looking Jason
>Barely on-screen
What were they thinking?
It would have been interesting as far as skepticism. Some conspiracy theorist from down in Archives insisting to the lead agent the Jason's not human.
>"We have CONFIRMED reports! Eye witnesses who've seen the man shot, burned, IMPALED for frick's sake! We can't 'take him in'!
>"They saw wrong. Or there's a whole bunch of creeps in the woods wearing hockey masks, I don't know."
>"And they're all 7 feet tall? Uniformly frickoff stong? This..thing is some kinda mutant. Fricked up pineal gland or something. This isn't going to be like catching Dahmer. We need to approach this like we were trying to take down a whole fleet of Crips."
All 80s horror is 100% gutter trash and its fans are room temp IQ dysgenic trash.
CADDYSHACK 2
fan art doesn't count
Teen Wolf Too
Evangelion 1.0 and so on
Yes I will redeem your franchise
what is it about this movie that makes it somewhat watchable versus every other Friday sequ
Cause it didn't pretend to not be moronic and the setting is unique so it winds up being a funner movie
LeXa Doug. Also it’s so bad it’s good
Space. Reddit loves space