Name all the Five Armies at the Battle of Five Armies

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  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I love Total War Warhammer

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    humans
    elves
    dwarves
    orcs
    jackie chan

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Dwarfs
    Elves
    Orcs #1
    Orcs #2
    And uhhhh
    Uhmmm uhh
    Uhhhhhhhh
    The people from laketown?

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Elves
    Dwarves
    Dwarves
    Humans
    Orcs

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    The dwarves
    The elves
    The orcs
    hmmm...

    bilbo and thorin?
    does laketown have an army?
    I don't know

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Dwarfs
    Lake Men
    Elves
    Goblins
    Eagles? I guess?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure it's elves, dwarves, men, orcs, and eagles in the book

      How the frick are a few birds an army.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Dunno but that's the answer to OPs question.

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    1. Dylan
    2. Dylan
    3. Dylan
    4. Dylan
    5. Dylan

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      underrated.

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure it's elves, dwarves, men, orcs, and eagles in the book

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      thought you were wrong but I checked it

      Dwarves: Led by Thorin Oakenshield and his company, joined by a larger force of Dwarves from the Iron Hills under the command of Dáin II Ironfoot.
      Elves: Led by Thranduil, the Elvenking of Mirkwood.
      Men: Primarily from the town of Esgaroth (Laketown), led by Bard the Bowman.
      Orcs and Wargs: The combined forces of Goblins from the Misty Mountains and Wargs (evil wolves), led by Bolg, the son of Azog.
      Great Eagles: Giant eagles led by the Lord of the Eagles, who join the battle to fight against the Orcs and Wargs.

      It's really orcs vs 4 armies

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >GOMED
        Gallon Of Milk Every Day

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Oh sure, the Eagles will fight in a war where they can all be maimed and die but can't be asked to fly a measly distance to destroy the One ring

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      thought you were wrong but I checked it

      Dwarves: Led by Thorin Oakenshield and his company, joined by a larger force of Dwarves from the Iron Hills under the command of Dáin II Ironfoot.
      Elves: Led by Thranduil, the Elvenking of Mirkwood.
      Men: Primarily from the town of Esgaroth (Laketown), led by Bard the Bowman.
      Orcs and Wargs: The combined forces of Goblins from the Misty Mountains and Wargs (evil wolves), led by Bolg, the son of Azog.
      Great Eagles: Giant eagles led by the Lord of the Eagles, who join the battle to fight against the Orcs and Wargs.

      It's really orcs vs 4 armies

      elves, dwarves, eagles vs wolves and orcs

      >So began a battle that none had expected; and it was called the Battle of Five Armies, and it was very terrible. Upon one side were the Goblins and the wild Wolves, and upon the other were Elves and Men and Dwarves.

      >wild wolves
      >eagles
      What a fricking asspull. There were barely any of either in the movie.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        The movies sucked so who cares

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Dwarves
    Men
    Elves
    First orcish army
    Second orcish army

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Orks elves humans ghost pirates dwarves?
    >never read the books
    >saw the movies once

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    elves, dwarves, eagles vs wolves and orcs

  12. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Elves
    >Dwarfs
    >Mexicans
    >Sicilians
    >Orcs

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      you cant just name orcs twice

  13. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >So began a battle that none had expected; and it was called the Battle of Five Armies, and it was very terrible. Upon one side were the Goblins and the wild Wolves, and upon the other were Elves and Men and Dwarves.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      oh, So I

      elves, dwarves, eagles vs wolves and orcs

      was right.
      I take back the ChatGPT slop

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      the battle is a tiny part of the story, Bilbo gets knocked out early with the ring on so he just misses the whole thing and is told what happened by others
      amazing how Jackson made it the basis for an entire 4 hour fantasy action movie

  14. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    No, I wasn't right. Leaving thread.

  15. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    the fifth army is the wargs

  16. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    1. Hobbit Alfrid
    2. Laketown Alfrid
    3. Smaug Alfrid
    4. Orc Alfrid
    5. Gandalf Alfrid

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        It felt like this homie got more screentime than Thorin

  17. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >elves of the mirkwood
    >dwarfs of the iron hills
    >united confederacy of laketown
    >orcs of utumno
    >orcs of angband

  18. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Men, Elves, Goblins, Wolves, and Dwarves.

  19. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Elves
    Dwarves
    Orcs
    White Orcs
    Dwarves

  20. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Laketown was more of an inpromptu militia. Their involvment was a joke, but so was the entire movie so who cares

  21. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Elves
    >Dwarves
    >Orks
    >Humans
    >Halflings
    >Skaven
    there ez pz

  22. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >hey dude lets just cut off the second movie right at the climax and then resolve it into the first 5 minutes of the third film

    What the absolute frick were they thinking?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >this cliffhanger will make them turn out for the final movie hehe

  23. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

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    The Fundies
    The Undead Sn**d Shitters

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