it defies single sentence summery honestly, so here's some observations.
I see the hottest women and the wildest methheads in the world literally everyday. Everyone is 2 steps away from a full violent mental breakdown. It's supposedly a city but you need a car to get anywhere. 75% of the year it's over 90°F, but there's never been a single day recorded in history of over 100°F. I've seen more female steroid users in this city then male users in other cities. Death metal started here but there's only like 3 metal bars in the whole city now. Almost 100% of the city is now gentrified, it experienced the largest rent increase in America this year.
All that said, I've had some good sex so I guess worth it?
There's not an archetype because a majority of the population is transplants. Tons of standard boring middle upper class white couples. There's a couple of huge colleges so lots of partying, drugs and drinking among the youth, and a culture of not graduating until mid twenties. There's also a huge hipster neighborhood full of 32 year old craft brewer and beekeeper couples who gentrified the black neighborhoods 2 years before the housing market caught on fire.
Honestly, the most common thing among all these peope is coke.
I can think of 6 different gyms where you could get Test E vials offered to you the day you walked in, and about 30 bars where you will be offered coke when you walk in to the bathroom
t. Cinemaphile guy who gets offered Test E and coke all the time, despite not doing either
2 years ago
Anonymous
Where exactly is this? I’m trying to move to Clearwater beach some day. I’m a powerlifter on trt.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm thinking of moving there myself once I save up some money and get my license. I want to continue my college education at U of South Florida.
Although what you say about rent, it's nothing compared to Miami.
2 years ago
Anonymous
USF is pretty cool. It's not crazy expensive and I've heard it's actually a pretty decent school. I like the campus.
In terms of rent, it was pretty bad for the last year, you couldn't get a one bedroom for under $1400, but I've heard it's just now starting to cool off. I bought my place 5 years ago and was seriously considering selling and taking the cash, but I can't be assed to move, I really like my house and neighborhood.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah, I think the pandemic has to do with the rent skyrocketing since then since people were either quitting in droves and moving into places like FL and TX from NY or the east coast, while on the other hand, the great recession also took ahold of the # of jobs available. Yet according to research, that's no longer a problem since now the job market is growing more than ever in Tampa. There's also no income tax, which is another reason why people move there and demand goes up for rent and pricing.
Regardless of if it cools down or not, I've been discussing with my godmother about this since I've worked the last 2 years to help pay for my parents to get my sister through to school since they separated after they lost their jobs, but now that's been voided out since my sister has her degree. Only one problem: She's in NYC and can't find a job for shit. Especially when the unemployment and homeless rates and the job market there are so bad.
Either way, I'm hoping to move there as I'm from NY myself, although I pretty much have more in common with people from New England since my Dad's side was born in MA. But naturally though, I've been seeing myself turning red (metaphorically speaking) due to how I keep seeing my state turned into Mexico with the amount of Black folk and hispanics moving here into droves, thus turning the place into the "ghettofication" process.
I have visited FL a couple times and I seem to have better luck with women there. At 16, I even had a couple older women ask me to take their picture at the Fontainebleau. Speaking of, are there any interesting older girls, OLs, or cougars that I should know of that live in Tampa/St. Pete's?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I happen to enjoy a milf myself, and moving to Tampa was great for that. Lots of divorced women looking for 5 years of casual sex before they remarry.
as is always my advice to everyone on this website, start physical training 2-3 times a week if you don't already. It's especially important if you move here because all the guys lift and you'll stand out in a bad way if you don't.
USF is a wigger school.
Also the answer to OP's question is "The Punisher' and that one Ben Affleck movie about prohibition gangsters that bombed so bad i forget the name
Tampa was a wigger city in general, but zoomer culture has progressed a tiny bit from backward snapbacks grills. also, no one wears basketball shoes in the clubs anymore and chucks are back in
2 years ago
Anonymous
What about the women? How are they? Any goths/metal girls?
2 years ago
Anonymous
The metal scene isn't what it used to be, but it's there. There's a famous goth bar called The Castle that is a very special place, met my last two girlfriends there
2 years ago
Anonymous
USF is a wigger school.
Also the answer to OP's question is "The Punisher' and that one Ben Affleck movie about prohibition gangsters that bombed so bad i forget the name
She's a pro wrestler, there's a lot of them here cause it's WWE's headquarters, and there's a big gym culture so there's lots of VARbies and TRENdolls if you're trying to get your dick snapped off
I don't follow wrestling anymore, but Bautista pops into my Muay Thai gym often, Hulk Hogan at the beach bars, Rick Flair just walks around Downtown Tampa all the time. My friend was a practice squadder for the Bucs and when I would train with him at the private gyms I would see girls who had to be, but bothering others at those gyms will get you kicked out.
Birthplace of death metal spawning iconic bands like Assuck. Still strong death metal scene with bands like Perdition Temple and Estuarine.
Salvador Dali museum
CGC comics grading company
I enjoy going to sarasota and nearby cities. Siesta key has a nice beach but was better before they made a zoomer MTV show about it. Fort Myers has a college if you want sloots. Venice has a cool dock you can catch sharks on. I fly into Tampa but don't usually spend much time there. The transplants are more Midwestern rather than annoying east coast israelites
Miami doesn't feel like it's even in the United States.
It’s literally 11% White and most of those are actually israelites
And it’s not 2rd generation assimilated Mexicans like you see in Texas. Miami is populated by straight up FOBs who will walk around with a rooster in a cage and look at you like you’ve lost your mind if you attempt to communicate in English.
It’s one of the few cities in the mainland US where you can experience genuine culture shock, except unlike NYC/LA/SF, there’s no “normal” part of the city, it’s all just 3rd world immigrants.
>Fort Myers
Upper middle class Midwestern boomer retiree Mecca >Cape Coral
Probably the best place to raise a family in Florida if you absolutely must live south of Lake Okeechobee. Also the most soulless and boring suburb you can imagine. >Naples and Marco Island
You can’t afford it, don’t even bother looking
all the negative thigns about florida in this thread actually make me want to move there. except for the being buff/fit part. but i guess steroids and coke will fix that
I'm a really big guy but also chunky. Walking to the beach I got whistled at by a car full of women. Only time in my life that's happened so the standards couldn't be that high.
So are there any movies that actually get the Florida vibe right?
I don't know really. It's kind of a chill place but not the kind of chill you make movies about.
damn, what a bruiser
what's a "bruiser"?
Goodfellas is set in Tampa??
Nope. New York.
I was disappointed to find out that 'Tampa Tushy Fest, Part 1' wasn't actually filmed in Tampa. What a ripoff.
Magic Mike
real great selection here
COP 1/2
Those take place in LA.
I've lived in Tampa for 10 years and I still don't know if I like it
describe it to me in a single sentence.
Slam dancing.
it defies single sentence summery honestly, so here's some observations.
I see the hottest women and the wildest methheads in the world literally everyday. Everyone is 2 steps away from a full violent mental breakdown. It's supposedly a city but you need a car to get anywhere. 75% of the year it's over 90°F, but there's never been a single day recorded in history of over 100°F. I've seen more female steroid users in this city then male users in other cities. Death metal started here but there's only like 3 metal bars in the whole city now. Almost 100% of the city is now gentrified, it experienced the largest rent increase in America this year.
All that said, I've had some good sex so I guess worth it?
so what sort of people live there? like what music and clothes does the archetypal tamper into
There's not an archetype because a majority of the population is transplants. Tons of standard boring middle upper class white couples. There's a couple of huge colleges so lots of partying, drugs and drinking among the youth, and a culture of not graduating until mid twenties. There's also a huge hipster neighborhood full of 32 year old craft brewer and beekeeper couples who gentrified the black neighborhoods 2 years before the housing market caught on fire.
Honestly, the most common thing among all these peope is coke.
I'm moving there and becoming a meathead.
I can think of 6 different gyms where you could get Test E vials offered to you the day you walked in, and about 30 bars where you will be offered coke when you walk in to the bathroom
t. Cinemaphile guy who gets offered Test E and coke all the time, despite not doing either
Where exactly is this? I’m trying to move to Clearwater beach some day. I’m a powerlifter on trt.
I'm thinking of moving there myself once I save up some money and get my license. I want to continue my college education at U of South Florida.
Although what you say about rent, it's nothing compared to Miami.
USF is pretty cool. It's not crazy expensive and I've heard it's actually a pretty decent school. I like the campus.
In terms of rent, it was pretty bad for the last year, you couldn't get a one bedroom for under $1400, but I've heard it's just now starting to cool off. I bought my place 5 years ago and was seriously considering selling and taking the cash, but I can't be assed to move, I really like my house and neighborhood.
Yeah, I think the pandemic has to do with the rent skyrocketing since then since people were either quitting in droves and moving into places like FL and TX from NY or the east coast, while on the other hand, the great recession also took ahold of the # of jobs available. Yet according to research, that's no longer a problem since now the job market is growing more than ever in Tampa. There's also no income tax, which is another reason why people move there and demand goes up for rent and pricing.
Regardless of if it cools down or not, I've been discussing with my godmother about this since I've worked the last 2 years to help pay for my parents to get my sister through to school since they separated after they lost their jobs, but now that's been voided out since my sister has her degree. Only one problem: She's in NYC and can't find a job for shit. Especially when the unemployment and homeless rates and the job market there are so bad.
Either way, I'm hoping to move there as I'm from NY myself, although I pretty much have more in common with people from New England since my Dad's side was born in MA. But naturally though, I've been seeing myself turning red (metaphorically speaking) due to how I keep seeing my state turned into Mexico with the amount of Black folk and hispanics moving here into droves, thus turning the place into the "ghettofication" process.
I have visited FL a couple times and I seem to have better luck with women there. At 16, I even had a couple older women ask me to take their picture at the Fontainebleau. Speaking of, are there any interesting older girls, OLs, or cougars that I should know of that live in Tampa/St. Pete's?
I happen to enjoy a milf myself, and moving to Tampa was great for that. Lots of divorced women looking for 5 years of casual sex before they remarry.
as is always my advice to everyone on this website, start physical training 2-3 times a week if you don't already. It's especially important if you move here because all the guys lift and you'll stand out in a bad way if you don't.
Tampa was a wigger city in general, but zoomer culture has progressed a tiny bit from backward snapbacks grills. also, no one wears basketball shoes in the clubs anymore and chucks are back in
What about the women? How are they? Any goths/metal girls?
The metal scene isn't what it used to be, but it's there. There's a famous goth bar called The Castle that is a very special place, met my last two girlfriends there
USF is a wigger school.
Also the answer to OP's question is "The Punisher' and that one Ben Affleck movie about prohibition gangsters that bombed so bad i forget the name
Live by Night?
yeah that was tampa
Sounds like the kind of place I want to live tbqh.
>Death metal started here
It didn't, actually, though it became the mecca of American death metal probably by 1987.
Tampa sounds like the Phoenix of the East
American Sniper
Hard mode: name a movie that takes place in Clearwater
Going Clear
rather ironic innit
Cocoon
Next door in St. Petersburg.
>every girl on bumble
Why are they like this bros, I just want a shut-in gf to rewatch the sopranos with
What makes you think this kind of girl won't watch the Sopranos with you?
I'm too boring, every grill on bumble
>loves to hike
>always up for adventure
>world traveler (9001 countries and counting!!)
That just means you can be their boring boyfriend. That's what some of them want.
Nobody wants that
Varbies all claim to be home-bodies who only go to the gym and work.
the disappearance of shelley miscavige
>woman on a boat
100% prostitute. There's precisely one reason why men take women to boats with them.
the boat is what gave it away, huh?
>Clearwater
>water isn't clear
I hate the gulf so fricking much
Spring breakers
I thought so, but wikipedia says st pete
the punisher with kevin nash
Ironically his character in that was not a b***h.
Damn boys she's doing it for me.
She's a pro wrestler, there's a lot of them here cause it's WWE's headquarters, and there's a big gym culture so there's lots of VARbies and TRENdolls if you're trying to get your dick snapped off
Ever seen any wrestlers in person?
I don't follow wrestling anymore, but Bautista pops into my Muay Thai gym often, Hulk Hogan at the beach bars, Rick Flair just walks around Downtown Tampa all the time. My friend was a practice squadder for the Bucs and when I would train with him at the private gyms I would see girls who had to be, but bothering others at those gyms will get you kicked out.
Not one decent kino so far
um excuse me
Something by Bangbros?
>the weak should fear the strong
Tampa sucks.
Sincerely, Miami
p.s. Cuban sandwiches have no salami
miami is disgusting (as is tampa)
Birthplace of death metal spawning iconic bands like Assuck. Still strong death metal scene with bands like Perdition Temple and Estuarine.
Salvador Dali museum
CGC comics grading company
Florida is for old people and the gays
I enjoy going to sarasota and nearby cities. Siesta key has a nice beach but was better before they made a zoomer MTV show about it. Fort Myers has a college if you want sloots. Venice has a cool dock you can catch sharks on. I fly into Tampa but don't usually spend much time there. The transplants are more Midwestern rather than annoying east coast israelites
Miami doesn't feel like it's even in the United States.
>Miami doesn't feel like it's even in the United States.
Why not?
Spanish more prevalent than English. It does its job as a containment city for NYC residents at least.
It’s literally 11% White and most of those are actually israelites
And it’s not 2rd generation assimilated Mexicans like you see in Texas. Miami is populated by straight up FOBs who will walk around with a rooster in a cage and look at you like you’ve lost your mind if you attempt to communicate in English.
It’s one of the few cities in the mainland US where you can experience genuine culture shock, except unlike NYC/LA/SF, there’s no “normal” part of the city, it’s all just 3rd world immigrants.
So are there any movies that actually get the Florida vibe right?
tampa bukkake
why do women have so testosterone these days?
you really think the OP is that muscular?
Tom Brady
Redpill me on Southwest Florida.
Boomers in flipflops riding golf carts
>Fort Myers
Upper middle class Midwestern boomer retiree Mecca
>Cape Coral
Probably the best place to raise a family in Florida if you absolutely must live south of Lake Okeechobee. Also the most soulless and boring suburb you can imagine.
>Naples and Marco Island
You can’t afford it, don’t even bother looking
redpill me on Hudson FL and Port Richey
might be buying a house there soon
Had a friend from new port richey that was a coke dealer. not my kind of place
well that's good news for people like me
is it easy to get weed up there
all the negative thigns about florida in this thread actually make me want to move there. except for the being buff/fit part. but i guess steroids and coke will fix that
>except for the being buff/fit part
I don't have any plans to get fit but I sure wouldn't mind ogling fit chicks in public.
I'm a really big guy but also chunky. Walking to the beach I got whistled at by a car full of women. Only time in my life that's happened so the standards couldn't be that high.
I don't know really. It's kind of a chill place but not the kind of chill you make movies about.
>Using an Italian woman from New York for your Florida thread
dishonest threadmaking
all my creepshot vids
This a low-key Tampa/Clearwater Cinemaphile gen? My area is starting to get flooded with basketball americans.
that makeup is so british