Name four (fnf) essential medieval kinos.

Name four (fünf) essential medieval kinoés.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BLESS BESSIE AND HER breasts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want a GF like that

      Did women really have their breasts up and out on display in the Renaissance period?

      What a comfy time to live

      High trust society

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Macbeth 1971

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >four (German word for five)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      germans need to provide one additional kino thx

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        name of the rose
        t. german

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did women really have their breasts up and out on display in the Renaissance period?

    What a comfy time to live

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was a different time (everyone was white)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no medieval women basically looked like nuns/hijabis (long overcoats, headscarves) in most of christian europe. what that cow is wearing in OPs pick was underwear. the equivalent of going out in just a thong and pushup bra for modern women. only prostitutes actually showed themselves like that in public.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this. that's basically a 'shift' that was worn underneath everything else. she's dressed like she's about to go to sleep

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are medieval LARP things good places to meet horny chicks?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes but they aren't particularly attractive as a general rule

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you like fat chicks with boobs that fall like runny eggs once the corset is removed?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen cute skinny ones

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >corset
        >middle ages
        Do people really?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        depends, do they still practice good hygiene or do they really try to get in character

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frick yes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Let's say yes, tell me more anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Of fricking course. Kneading massive, pliable saggers is one of the most enlightening activities a man can indulge in.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      go to the rennaissance festival campout/afterparty by Houston. lots of HOT chicks and drugs and fricking. and mid chicks, and ugly chicks for you too.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Adventures of Robin Hood
    The Lion in Winter
    Flesh + Blood
    Braveheart

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >depicting medieval times with a wide array of bright and vibrant colors

      But that's literally illegal!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. It was dirty and smelly and people were uneducated and everyone wore rags and the Black person scientists were all oppressed by whiitey

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As a black man can I attend medieval romps or will it break immersion

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not if you hang around the elm tree
      In fact, I think there should be one on every corner. America severely needs TND.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's like when I see hispanics reenacting as SS, it'd be better if you didn't show up at all and ruin everyone's immersion as they awkwardly try to accommodate your unwanted presence, regardless of your supposed interest level and commitment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dress as a Moor, then you can fit in

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stop stealing phones!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just say you hail from the kingdom of Portugal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you act zesty and theatrical the cringy green-haired wannabe-faefolk girls will gobble you up. There's always one peculiar black feller at every renaissance faire I've been to, and there's always a cloud of alt girls who treat him as an exotic pet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly if you wear a getup that is reflective of your ethnic heritage during that time period I think you'd be a hit. Renaissance faire people are typically very welcoming, and if you put effprt into your costume and have some corny few like backstory you'll have a great time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you only get to dress up as the thief class

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if the larp is a royal court or tourney or some trading city like venice? sure, just dress up as an ambasador or trader from unga-bunga. a podunk polish village? nope.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      larp as a muslim or foreign diplomatic envoy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, as a chained up galley slave.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you do you m8

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no but you'll have to dress appropriate as an african for the era

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just wanted to pop in and let you know this meme you're trying to force is gay and will never take off
    it will live in the growing pile of your failures like keyed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking have a nice day with a toaster you snivelling cuck

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Valley of the Bees
    marketa Lazarova
    The Virgin Spring
    Macbeth 1971
    Excalibur

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lancelot du Lac
    Perceval le Gallois (1978)
    Ilya Muromets
    Krzyżacy (1960)
    Alexander Nevsky

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >still pathetically trying to force this meme
    You are a sad c**t

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fünf is 5 tho

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    excalibur
    nibelungen siegfried
    nibelungen kriemhildes revenge
    henry V 90s
    henry V 40s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, the zoomer haircut is actually trad?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, that's some Vestonice Venus. Excalibur of course.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Virgin Spring
    Marketa Lazarova
    The Valley of the Bees
    Andrei Rublev

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kingdom of heaven
    men in tights
    braveheart
    monty python the holy grail

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black Death
    The Name Of The Rose
    The Last Duel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      heres the poster for Black Death (2010)

      Cinemaphile slept on this one its gooooood

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      heres the poster for Black Death (2010)

      Cinemaphile slept on this one its gooooood

      Absolute nectar

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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