Name one movie with no romance or romantic subplot whatsoever.
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Name one movie with no romance or romantic subplot whatsoever.
Name one movie with no romance or romantic subplot whatsoever.
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Alien
Fear and losthing in Las Vegas
There's an entire subplot of the lawyer stringing along a runaway girl, plying her with drugs and then dumping her across town.
H.W./Mary's subplot of young love enduring through adversity until it prevails over the relationship with his father is pretty romantic and central to the plot.
>lawyer stringing along a runaway girl, plying her with drugs and then dumping her across town.
Sounds really romantic
The Thing
Incorrect. The dog handler and his love of puppers.
the thing
12 Angry Men
There Will Be Blood unless you count the deaf kid getting married
The Secret of N.I.M.H
>has a romantic subplot
frick I forgot about Jeremy
apologies
I love Don Bluth kino
the picture on the right always makes me happy
Predator
Predator has the mexican b***h flirting with the guys
No she doesn't.
>Tron: Legacy
Wtf. There is a really obvious romance between Flynns son and Quorra.
she flirts with Hawkins and then hits him with a stick to escape
Pretty sure she also tries it with Dillon at some point but he is unfazed
That's not a subplot idiot
OP asks for no romance OR romantic subplots
A Taste of Cherry
Time Trap 2017
2001
Twilight
Good the bad and the ugly
Jeremiah Johnson has him getting married off as a plot device but it’s not romance.
The Notebook
Heat
wrong.
you might be right, but frick you still
moon
Moon has the gf recordings
Hot Fuzz has a literal ex gf
Ex GF exists explicitly to set up there’s no actual romance. Movie is about the two male leads and their friendship.
it's still romance shown though
They’re broken up, there is no romance between them
Unless either of you is OP, I think he's asking about movies who do not reference romance at all because it bothers him/they remind him of romance irl, so it would qualify
Nothing romantic happens between them on screen and it’s not enough to constitute a subplot. In fact it’s the opposite of romance because she explicitly tells him to leave and then he further ruins it with the window glass bit.
Hot Fuzz
Star Trek III: the Search for Spock.
you're just taking the piss
gayBlack folk from outer space
Tenet
Kat and Sator
Tron: Legacy
Predator
Dunkirk
Hereditary
The babadook
Lighthouse
Toy Story trilogy
Woody and Bo Peep. Next.
They only got together in the 4th, no romance between them in the first three
That's horseshit, they were flirtatious all through the first three movies.
The end of the first movie have her lipstick kisses all over his face.
withnail and I
gay romance doesn't count
The Last American Virgin. Nothing romantic about that movie at all, it's all about hot stanky sex.
Coraline
Kids Return
James and the Giant Peach
shawshank redemption. i think the theatrical cut of apocalypse now doesn't have the romance shit.
Master and Commander. Only like 2 seconds of screentime are taken up by a non speaking woman. Perfect film.
holy kino tastes Cinemaphile
all great movies op
there's no romance in exorcist III OP. Also don't recall any in M (1931)
Rope by Hitchwiener
>Rope by Hitchwiener
is it about trannies?
It's about gays, but it's very good. It's not gay propaganda, just prime crime-kino.
Watched Friday Night Lights recently and was surprised at the lack of romance for a teen coming of age sort of film. One kid gets laid but to someone he obviously doesn't care for and seems to get nothing out of it, and another kid almost gets laid but is interrupted by his abusive dad. Might not literally fit OPs prompt but I can't see it creating Gosling angst. Plus it might be the best football movie ever made
Withnail and I
Good Time, all about a bank robber trying to get money to save his brother. Connie kisses the black girl but only to distract her
Soul
Master and Commander
Mad Max 2
Pretty sure Fury Road qualifies too
Immortan Joe loved his wives so him trying to get them back counts as a romantic subplot.
No you moron, he didn't love them, it was the same to him as if Furiosa stole a couple of bikes from him and he wanted to get them back. If there was any romantic subplot, it's between the characters played by Nicholas Hoult and Riley Keogh.
He loved them, you c**t. Now shut up.
That's pretty blatant, and the bad guy is motivated by lust so it's excluded anyway
Hobo with a Shotgun
Avengement
How come it's easier to find movies without romance than it is to find TV shows or anime without romance? I just want to watch long lasting stories without wanting to put a bullet in my head.
tv shows and tranime series are much longer and tend to cater to a more varied demographic than movies
The answer should be obvious, more running time means more shit you gotta put in, romance subplots are an easy choice.
just get a gf bro
Because life without love is meaningless
and why the frick does it make you so depressed? Relationships are extremely overrated and the idea that one must have a love partner in order to find happiness is very very dumb. Seeing couples making out or cuddling in movies/series/animations genuinely feels indifferent to me nowadays
incels unironically think sex with a girl will make their life worth living kek
>starving people unironically think food will make their life worth living kek
Holy shit you are delusional
I accept your concession
Dredd
The Raid
The Night Comes For Us
Does Misery count?
Die Hard With a Vengeance
The psycho german b***h and the blonde german dude
There Will Be Blood
Green Room
Rogue One
There is a single scene (the elevator at the end) where their mutual attraction could be implied; most women I've talk to belive that it was implied indeed. I think it was more about the realization of what was going to happen.
Terminator 2
T1000 and John
that was lust, not love
Could you be more clearer? When you say without romance, do you mean excluding any couples, sex without strings attached, or male/female relationship of any kind?
I'm guessing it's movies that won't remind him of being depressingly alone. But yeah I wonder if that includes shit like Hot Fuzz or Hunt for Red October where exes/partners are present but no romance is bothered with. Or if sad/pointless sex counts.
Ms. 45
Dredd (2012)
Home Alone, the relationship between Kevin’s mom and dad doesn’t matter and is nonexistent. They never even kiss
Harry and Marv are in love.
a clockwork orange
The Street Fighter (Sonny Chiba)
Kids, there's no romance just lying and AIDS.
Constantine, terminator 2, dog soldiers, jaws
What's the point of the question op. Most film's with male and female cast will have some form of attraction as expression of character.
And plenty of them have a non-single character but no onscreen romantic interactions, does that count?
Patton
The Great Escape
Crippled Avengers
Lawrence of Arabia
Bridge on the River Kwai (although the american dude is seen fooling around with a nurse on the beach, I’d hardly call that a romantic subplot
13 assassins
Jeepers Creepers
Apocalypse Now theatrical version
Inb4
>sucky sucky me love you long time
Prostitutes don't count
>the only movies without romance are war movies
Singlebros…
Nah there are scifis
You also get kids movies
>Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
>Wizard of Oz
>Monsters Inc
>A Christmas Story
Mikes lifegoal is to impress the snake head girl and that lizard guy generated a lot of screams without supervision.
I thought you were talking about Mike Teevee for a second and had to try and remember when in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory there was a snake head girl
Killer bean. It doesn't even have female beans
they're all at home flickin the bean
Does a loveless film exist? No Romantic relationships, no maternal/paternal love, and no sibling love
Primer is still there. Plus this framing opens up cynical movies with meaningless sex, which isn't really my thing but I think there's a few out there with no loving relationships whatsoever
Old Henry (2021).
There were no women in this film.
The only one referenced was Henry's wife, that died 10 years before.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12731980/
Batman(2022)
Dirty Harry
the thing
>hard mode: no penetration of any kind, including weapons; no embraces of any kind
Hard-core henry
Cars
Despicable me
Kung Fu Panda
Lots of animated movies quality
Billy Budd
all twilight movies
Cool Hand Luke
Pacific rim. They setup son of flynn and chung-lee, and they just bro hug it out at the end.
That was awewome, having them kiss would have been so unnecesary so they just hug: perfect.
Reservoir Dogs
Gremlins 2
Funny Games
triumph of the will
Once upon a time in Hollywood
I guess Polanski driving a car with her wife Sharon Tate would count as romance for misters lonely.
Blazing saddles
Dredd
Gravity
Snatch
Lawrence of Arabia
OP is a gay
Maybe OP thinks the rape scenes are romantic.
Love actually
Because the romance is not a subplot, it's the main thing
Tropic Thunder, can’t believe no one has said this.
there is the gay Black person subplot
It’s not subplot, it has no zero bearing on the film.
it's a subplot and an entire character arc with setup and payoff
Boondock Saints
the great escape
jurassic park
Grant and Ellie
grant and ellie what? they don't bang, they don't kiss, they only talk to each other about dinosaurs
They look at each other lovingly when they leave the island. Grant tells Malcom to back off from pursing Ellie because they’re in a relationship
Pacific Rim
True Grit
>inb4 pedos claim the part where he spanks her for being a brat is a 'romance'
Logan
YOUR LIFE LMAO LOSER
Gran Torino and it just happens to be kino as frick.
Didn't he have some kind of family and wife and family conflicts?
Three Kings
cool hand luke
Ravenous (unless it counts as gay)
Paths of Glory
Koyanisqaatsi
>AAAAHHHH ROMANCE OR SEX, I CAN NO LONGER RELATE TO THESE CHARACTER, I'M GOING TO TURN OF THE TV
Never forget the assblasting Cinemaphile had when Elliot had sex in the first episode of Mr Robot. As of fricking some drug dealer’s girlfriend makes any less anti social and miserable
Silence
Tarantino's Dogs
hostel
Lock Stock and The Snatch
Reservoir Dogs