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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Batman (2022) after the car chase with the Penguin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      damn i'm the same way, after the Batmobile sequence I completely lose interest

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even get that far. I ripped the electrical socket out of the wall when that b***h started talking about "white privilege".

      Film tricked me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah you just got filtered

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It started ok, and it turned into the same capeshit slop that is always served.

          Frick capeshit, and frick you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nah frick that
          couldn't stand the bullshit dumb Black person c**t politician who wouldn't shut the frick up and wouldn't listen either, but of course that's natural for them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If big budget capeshit movies are "filtering" people it's the movies problem, not a me problem.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i think that this version of Batman was revealed to be a dumb frick contributed to that feeling of waste of time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >a rat... with wings?
        >could it be... a PENGUIN???
        this b***h for real right now?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Batman stopped being a brutish tug relying on scaring criminals and became the World's Greatest Detective because he was schooled by The Penguin for not knowing his languages and lost to an autistic guy
          deepest lore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that movie I could feel its run time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where are her breasts?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Flat justice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this.
      Batman gets nothing done in the whole movie. The Riddler does everything, cleans up all the crime and then Gothman gets upset.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I watched this for the first time with a friend a few months ago. We both like the feel of the characters and we thought Gotham looked great, but holy shit whoever did the action sequences fricking sucked balls. Batman's strategy for dealing with armed bad guys is just to slowly walk towards them and get shot like 50 times.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile filtered by kino
      Many such cases!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. It would've been a nice and tight movie if the Penguin/Falcone stuff was the main thrust and the Riddler was left for a sequel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick! Same! Definitely was a breaking point

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      John Wick 4, watched it yesterday, that's why I'm mentioning it

      the pacing is horrible, the action is non-stop for over 2h and just doesn't work

      Came here to post these.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All movies these days feel bloated. Like what ever happened to <100 minute kinos?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >to <100 minute kinos
      Name 5

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Trainspotting
        Taken
        Reservoir Dogs
        Pi
        Rope

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Reservoir dogs
        Moon
        Drive
        Night of the living dead
        Rashomon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Raising Arizona
        Tremors
        Escape from New York
        Frailty
        Caddyshack
        Ernest Scared Stupid
        First Blood (Rambo)
        Dr. Strangelove
        Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of the Renaissance-era Disney/Pixar are under 90 minutes.
          Toy Story
          Lion King
          Beauty and the Beast
          Up
          Monsters Inc.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Stream that movie, if you're so great

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Way too long, got bored halfway through

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >1:09
              >no sound
              doo doo brain

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        men in black
        primer
        toy story
        zombieland
        airplane!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Videodrome
        Reanimator
        The Lion King
        Ghost in the Shell
        Rocky IV

        All exponentially more memorable than the 3-hour 5/10s Hollywood loves making these days.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Ghost in the Shell
          The original manga was longer

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No fricking shit, every anime movie adapting a manga has to make a frickton of cuts. Akira is an oddly-paced mess to fit as much of the manga into it as possible and that's WITH cutting less important shit out of it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The original manga was a single volume you gay moron.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you have kysd by now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Last of the Mohicans

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        paths of glory.
        watched it last night and was surprised when it ended, felt like there was another 15 - 20 minutes to go.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the holdovers
        shit is TOO LONG
        i like long movies, but this one was terrible

        looking at my letterboxd for kino i watched last year under 100 min:
        before sunset (before sunrise is 101 min long)
        perfect blue
        rashomon
        eraserhead
        bicycle thieves
        beau travail
        punch-drunk love
        seventh seal
        12 angry men
        in the mood for love

        kys you big dummy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gaddam you got put on clutch

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
        Angel's Egg
        Daisies
        The Tale of the Fox
        Freaks
        The Hitch Hiker
        Valerie and her Week of Wonders
        Angst
        Viy
        Wizards
        Passion of Joan of Arc
        Borat
        Evil Dead 2
        Mad God
        Eraserhead
        Gummo
        Paprika
        Female Prisoner Scorpion
        Halloween
        Mad Max
        The Driver
        Cut Throats Nine
        The Night of the Hunter
        Django
        Irreversible
        Raising Arizona
        The Jerk
        Dredd
        Aguirre the Wrath of God

        Get absolutely rekt, you complete pseud

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He got btfo (aka he got a list of kinos to watch)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In my Top 5
        It’s real but in way where it isn’t boring like so many other naturalistically “real” movies.
        Absolutely amazing film.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Henry is very kino.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Red vs Blue Season 1

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bladerunner 2049
    Oppenheimer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      both movies after the first three minutes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The nuke detonation scene took 50 minutes by itself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Bladerunner 2049
      how many times per day do you call other posters chuds or le incels

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bladerunnner 2049 is fricking stupid but there is never a dull moment.
      Oppenhymen is not worth watching at all, pseudo-intellectual slop.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        am i fricking high or didnt blade runner 2049 come out like 4 years ago or something?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          7 years, same year as Alien Covenant.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >release date october 6, 2017
            jesus fricking christ, next time i check the calendar i'm going to be inside the coffin already

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All of them

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Killers of the Flower Moon but it's 2 hours instead of 50 minutes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it's actually about 50 minutes since the last hour is all after they've caught the protagonist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and everyone's head is twice as large

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The last Thor movie is the only time I've checked the time. When they were heading to the Sin City planet I checked my phone and there was an extra fricking hour left.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most boring film I have ever seen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Almost all of cronenberg's shit is trash and boring. I've seen a few of them and Naked Lunch is one of his better films IMO. Existenz is a worse Inception (though inception was definitely inspired by it). I haven't even bothered watching many other cronenberg films because nothing else seems to be good. These two were allegedly some of his better films but if that's his best, I don't want to see his worst. The concepts might be interesting, but his films are so goddamn boring.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        (You)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I loved it but I could see it feeling long. All of cronenberg's movies feel about 20-30 minutes too long unless you can really relax and sink into the mood with zero distractions.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this movie really felt too long

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they really should have thought of ending it a bit earlier, huh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every minute was worth it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this movie should have never been made, spiritually israeli

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I got filtered by the trailer

      Looked like unwatchable young white urbanite neurosis flick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm filtered at second 0 with these anti-white gaslight pieces of shit

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was Man of Steel.
    Also: Zach Snyder Justice League.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >we are 30 minutes in, finally Bruce is done talking to Aquaman in Norway.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >there is a three hour cut of wonder woman 84

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dear God.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >listen here you little Palestinian shits, never play on my ancestral road again or I'll report you for antisemitism!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >jew
          >reporting Palestinians for anti-semitism
          They just shoot them in the head.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            *knee
            because that saves them from the more pesky investigations and lets them blame bullets bouncing off the ground since the shot seems less precise

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No I was right the first time.
              What investigations? Their police want genocide too.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you want to stop antisemitism, you have to stop being so G-ddamned semitic.
          Israel Shahak
          israeli History, israeli Religion -
          The Weight of 3,000 Years (1994)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no mention of the hair, huh. that wasnt a factor or anything

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldnt she be effectively clotheslining those Palestinian kids at rocket propelled speeds?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If it has more chad Max wish shenanigans then it's based. The whole movie should've been about him with WW only appearing as a divine figure to guide him in the climax.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how many more dudes does she rape in the extended runtime?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      would

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Them breasts are hollow plastic Anon. She has a noggin from Crystal Skulls.
        You can keep her.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        God she's adorable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dear God.

      Do you think they wrote that scene ridicule her like when they write a sneaky line making fun of scientology and have one of them say it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, it was like when they write lines making a propaganda tool of an occupying force look more humane.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she was a producer on the movie and wanted to pretend she wasn't IDF's b***h

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >and wanted to pretend she wasn't IDF's b***h
          What the frick are you talking about? She was just doing the same thing the IDF has done for years: pretending they're going in and saving the innocent little kids from the evil military men ruling their country. She just did it while dressed as Wonder Woman this time.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DUNC

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dunc2

      DUNC 1&2 feel short to me. Despite the runtime I am completely immersed.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dunc2

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Irishman
    Any Lord of the Rings movie
    Inland Empire

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Naked Gun

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Magnolia
    terrible film

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    40 year old virgin

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer for sure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The last 50 minutes were boring af

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Solaris 1972

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Dark Knight Rises

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Last Jedi really threw me off when the movie ended but we hadn't gotten to the big battle on Crait that was in the trailers. It was a nice two hours and it was all wrapped up...and then we get another ending.

      And then there's movies that have multiple but simply drag on, and for that I see no better exemplar than Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End. That movie vanished up its own ass and never returned. They thought they were making Lord of the Rings but they really weren't.

      Oh yeah, The Dark Knight is another one in the first category. It ends perfectly at a comfy two hours, setting up Two-Face for the sequel...and then just keeps going.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anything that has a run time over 1 hour and 20 minutes. You do NOT need any more time to make a GOOD (or even GREAT) movie. If you think you need more time, then you're a hack.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's barely acceptable for sprawling historical epics covering massive conflicts, but yeah you don't need 4 fricking hours to assemble the Justice League to kick some spiky alien's ass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >but yeah you don't need 4 fricking hours to assemble the Justice League
        Yeah you do. Spread out over one movie for each superhero, instead of going full moron and making a Justice League movie where you have to introduce everyone because you wanted to focus on Superman and then Superman fighting Batman.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Superheroes don't need backstories.
          Batman is rich and knows karate.
          Superman is invincible but scared of green rocks.
          Wonder Woman is tough and strong but gets lost easily and is incapacitated by her period once a month.
          Aquaman is king of the mermaids.
          That’s enough introduction we want to see these characters beat up minorities we don’t care why they are doing it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I care, stupid Mutt. Let intellectuals enjoy their cinema in peace.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >intellectuals
              >super hero movies
              2/10 weak bait

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >noooo a genre cannot be intellectual if it features fantastical elements!!!!!!!
                Yet another NPC with a head full of stereotypes. Heh.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody said anything about backstories. We're talking about introducing your version of the character up before they team up with everyone else. We didn't even really get to see Batman fighting crime in Gotham for frick's sake.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Ben Affleck is reliably the dullest actor in every. single. ensemble movie he's ever appeared in. He is a walking Charisma vacuum. He coasts by on looks.
              And his Batman didn't fight crime, he shot up people with guns/autocannons/nmissles in his toyetic vehicles.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He absolutely did fight crime, the first time we see him he's busting a human trafficking gang

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Absolutely no one would sit through a full movie of Cyborg or Flash (which was proven).
                WW and Aquaman got their solo films along with Superman.
                Nobody needed to see the Crime Alley shit again.

                >we made a shit version of the characters with an actors people don't like, so it was actually clever of us to rush the Justice League and give them all less screen time in one bloated movie!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They are the fricking Superfriends. People know who the Superfriends are, and anyone millenial and younger know Cyborg from a cartoon show.

                You have to explain a fricking talking tree and raccoon. You do not have to explain goddamn Wonder Woman.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >You do not have to explain goddamn Wonder Woman.
                then why did the Justice League movie waste all that time "explaining" the characters like Aquaman or why Wonder Woman is changing her mind? Things that would have worked better by just setting them up in their own movie?

                No matter how you try to explain it away it was a shit execution.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                wtf, who's that qt blue haired girl?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >it's another Batman origin story

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely no one would sit through a full movie of Cyborg or Flash (which was proven).
          WW and Aquaman got their solo films along with Superman.
          Nobody needed to see the Crime Alley shit again.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            bringing up Flash as an example is dishonest, people didn't see it because they were boycotting the lead actor
            pretty convinced if that hadn't happened it would have done better because it wasn't even remotely terrible

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >or Flash (which was proven)
              sorry, you're talking about the flash movie that came out 6 years after the justice league movie and during the twilight (if we're being generous) of the superhero movie genre. oh, and the star turned out to be a sex pest and literal criminal. those are all the reasons why a flash movie would have worked ten years ago.

              Oh fug. I've summoned the queerbait Ezra Defense force! :DDDD

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you didn't read my post, huh?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                why are you so mad that fake allegations turned out to be fake?
                it's a very weird phenomenon I keep seeing, normal people would be happy someone didn't actually kidnap and rape children

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Be real, how many people debating whether they're going to see The Flash even know who Ezra Miller is. Remember when people boycotted Hogwarts Legacy?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that was different because troony rage over JK wasn't an actually platformed issue, it was just a twitter thing

                the Ezra bullshit was on every mainstream site in existence, even my mom who doesn't follow celebrity gossip knew about it. even his Wikipedia article isn't accurate. it definitely affected the movie.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >or Flash (which was proven)
            sorry, you're talking about the flash movie that came out 6 years after the justice league movie and during the twilight (if we're being generous) of the superhero movie genre. oh, and the star turned out to be a sex pest and literal criminal. those are all the reasons why a flash movie would have worked ten years ago.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              *wouldn't have worked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      same for television series, some go on for way too fricking long

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No good movie is too long, no bad movie is too short

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There Will Be Blood
    Gangs of New York
    The Irishman

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dune part 1

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Almost this but you'll be asleep before asking this question.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jurassic Park dominion

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      literally came here to say this
      what a boring fricking movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      literally came here to say this
      what a boring fricking movie

      >admitting to watching that movie
      I mean I know we're anonymous here but the FBI agent who monitors your posts is going to think less of you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, the Feds didn't watch the last juarrasic world

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i really liked this movie but mostly because of the hot actress

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Holy Mountain

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AVGN: The Movie

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The last 5 marvel movies.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer. I immediately lost interest after the trinity test. It was just whining and melodrama.

    But I tuned back in temporarily when Truman called him a whiny homosexual tbh

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You now realized Dr. Strangelove is only 90 minutes long.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it took 90 minutes to write, I thought it'd take 90 minutes to watch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shit, is this a sopranos reference? Did Christopher say this or am I hallucinating it

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dune
    Dune 2

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LOTR

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All of them.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Problem Child 2

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Once Upon a Time in America. This one is really interesting because the first 2 hours and 30 minutes fly, then you get the last part and it's so boring.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the whole film was extremely tedious. it's a film about wallowing in nostalgia.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's my favorite movie of all time, I've rewatched it a lot, and the ending is amazing
      >You're back. I thought you were a businessman
      >Nope. Just a man.
      >a dying breed
      It's pure kino and you're a homosexual

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Interstellar
    >the whole time
    What a long shitty movie.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What movie?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dune 2

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Iron Man.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alita: Battle Angel. Not in the "I don't want it to end!!" way. I remember thinking "oh wow this movie must be much longer than I thought it would be" and then it just ended right after I had that thought. Everything about that last part makes it seem like she's going to get up to the city and do some shit there, after spending too long on setting things up, but instead it just abruptly ends with some sequel bait.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That movie was an absolute trainwreck of jamming together plot elements from 3 different long story arcs, EXPOSITIONing pretty much half the mysteries of the series, and turning the whole thing into pointless PG dreck.
        I spent 20 years praying Jim would film it, and I will spend the next 20 sorry he produced it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Does the Lapidus and his bionic dogs have a large on-going role in the original story? He really seemed like he was given a lot of thought for a throwaway character used in one scene where he randomly helps her.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            bionic dog guy hunts down Zappan after his brain gets jammed into the Berserker body.
            Tho none of this can happen, because instead of a banished renegade Scientist studying Karma and free-will, Desty Nova is a mind-enslaving Big Boss in the Sky City.

            God, frick that movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Midnight in Paris

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      War of the Worlds

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      LOTR, all 3, even together.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Crawl, where was the final act?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jurassic Park 3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bladerunner 2049. Wtf happened to the replicant rebellion?

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spectre

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    every movie. there's no reason all movies can't be 10 mins long

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nothing posted ITT is worse than this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It seems overlong mainly because it's adhering to the plot of a movie that's been made TWICE to that point, so you are completely aware of how the final act turns out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was all in on the hour it took to get to skull island. It was around the trex fight that I started to get numb.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer
    Batman 2022
    Killers of the Flower Moon

    I wish they would resize nobody wants to watch a movie longer than 2 hours

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did it really need to be 3 hours? you are not making an epic here

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Irishman, I actually quit watching it with about 50 minutes left, too much fricking pretentious boomer cringe.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The de-aging would have been acceptable if they were even halfway competent, they made a 70 year old guy look 55 pretty convincingly, tho he was supposed to be 20ish in the story.
      The inexplicable part is motion-capturing a 70 year old guy to be a 20 something.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also a valid point, the de-aging was good but not good enough. The story progresses like watching paint dry as well, with horrendously boring dialogue and superficial cliche characters.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well that depends. Holy shit this is good or Holy Shit this is awful?

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer
    Made it worse by the fact that the final act of the movie is by far the weakest

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fear and Loathing is Las Vegas
    a pleasant surprise

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every movie. If it's going to be longer than 50 minutes just make a miniseries out of it instead. I never marathon a whole movie any more.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Joker 2

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got taken to one of the transformer movies, maybe 3 or 4 and it was so fricking long I was losing my mind I went to just hang out in the bathroom a few times.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well at least you earned a few bucks to make it worth your time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was probably 4

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Lobster.
    >escape the resort place
    >still an entire other movie length to slog through

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    triangle of sadness
    that movie frickin sucked

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bad Boys 2

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Beau is Afraid, but it was more like
    >holy shit, there's still 2 hours left in this movie

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Witch Part 1
    (the end minutes are completely worth i though)

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I watched Uncut Gems for what felt like at least an hour and it had only been 26 minutes. Stopped watching at that point.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The ending is really depressing and good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The film is a solid 8.5/10 but I had to watch it across two sittings. Probably Sandler's most impressive acting in a film to date.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chinatown
    The Insider
    Most Scorsese slop

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The latest Mission Impossible movie

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Wolf of Wall Street with me peeing myself while watching it in the cinema and saying to myself "I cannot leave now; the movie must be about to end" for 50 minutes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get why people love that movie. There's some kino moments. Jonah Hill was great and the blonde lady had some nice moments. But it was way too long and it just got to be a downward smile.

      Why.couldnt it have just been about a poor guy getting rich and having lots of degenerate sex with random women on coke. I know that probably ends up shitty irl,but it would be fun to watch. Star Wars is fantasy too.

      Same problem with Star 80 and Boogie Nights. They always have to dwell on the dark side, but what about fun?

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Beau is Afraid

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    everything nolan plops out

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Casino

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Django Unchained. An entire act after DiCaprio. What a blunder.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Call me by your name. Biggest piece of shit I've ever seen.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anything over 140 minutes

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I felt like this while watching ''Triangle of Sadness''

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This trash.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The only Skinemarink-related media I'll ever countenance was a perfect 30 minute runtime.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking Fury Road.

    They get to the place then Bane says "we have to go back" and I groaned loudly.

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Taylor Swift's Eras Tour movie. First movie I didn't finish. 3 fricking hours of self-congratulatory, bland pop.

    Dunc.
    Tarkovsky's The Sacrifice.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Inglorious bastards. The second watch felt so tedious

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Irishman.
    The Irishman.
    The.
    Irishman.

    Holy living shit, I have never seen a film overstay itself so blatantly. You can almost see the checkered line where the film could have cut and wrapped up perfectly, but then it just keeps going for another thirty minutes. It was nearly the Goodfellas of its era.

    Instead, it's Goodfellas, and then someone glued on another half-hour of watching the interior of an old folks' home.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      better than Killers of the Flower Moon

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >when youre 4 hours into marathoning shoah and realize the opening credits have just ended

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer after the bomb test

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Full Metal Jacket

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nah this movie is great throughout. both acts are great

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >both
        there's 3 you stupid FRICK

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Da Vinci Code, I thought movie was ending and put on my jacket just to sit there and watch another hour

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer
    Irishman

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cast Away

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Me? I'd end it at crab legs

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The China Salesman. Starring Seagal and Tyson.

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    John Wick 4, watched it yesterday, that's why I'm mentioning it

    the pacing is horrible, the action is non-stop for over 2h and just doesn't work

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Avatar, for real what do I need 3 hours of movie for when it's just "evil humans kill blue humans"

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Things. The first 30 minutes had a good premise and some kind of interesting visuals. But it dragged on and on and kept sniffing it's own ass.

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Princess Monoke, the worst disney movie I have ever seen.

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every non 90 minutes movie

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Out of thousands of movies I've seen there's only been a couple I had to quit part way though, and this was the worst of them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Malick's movies are an acquired taste

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Superman Returns was almost 3 hours and it was a slog.

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    every arthouse movie. im a philistine sure but lets face it. youre looking at the timer the whole time when you watch your tarkovski or godard. youre not rapt, ecstatic, inebriated with the kino. those movies are a drag

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Holy Shit, There Still 50 Minutes Left in Movie. Lets Go! 50 More Minutes Of Pure Kino
    Apocalypse Now
    >Holy Shit, There Still 50 Minutes Left in Movie. Please Make It Stop
    Zodiac. Tryied watching it 2 times, once at the cinema on release and once on stream. Fell asleep both times.

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    3rd Lord of The Rings movie

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drive

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watched Wonka today, Jesus Christ that movie is bloated.

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, I had no idea Jane Birkin passed.

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Last Action Hero weirdly enough

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Interstellar

      i think most people agree the second act was total shit

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer after the bomb

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A Brighter Summer Day is quite impressively paced for a 4 hour movie, but the middle sections with the father fricking drag

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    END. JUST END ALREADY. ZZZZzzzz
    -t.wasinthetheater

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The first one or the sequel?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Both

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Napoleon, just last night

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Last Jedi

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Peter Jacksons King Kong

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Batman with Robert Pattinson

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Once Upon A Time in America

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imagine watching a movie in 2024 when you can watch it under 5 minutes on tiktok with some chink music in the background and some AI narration

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Yogscast Tekkit Jaffa Factory Series is better than 90% of the shit that gets posted on this board and I mean this completely seriously.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I couldnt image a more autistic thing to post

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yogscast is literal bottom of the barrel youtube Content(tm) slop

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I couldnt image a more autistic thing to post

          and yet, I am correct.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh you better believe the barrel goes deeper. So. Much. Deeper.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbxJhHf2lZI

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love Ben-Hur and I watch it every Christmas but it's quite long. You would think it's nearly over after the chariot race but there are still 30 minutes left or so (I don't remember as I don't pay attention)

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You rang?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Report would have been titled "Hell Yeah, There's Still 50 Minutes of Kino Left"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2 more years people will finally start to understand inherent vice, right

  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the irishman kinda dragged on toward the end.

  106. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit I'm on a frickin roll boys. I should try to predict the election: the dems run michelle obama and she wins in a landslide, then starts word war 3

  107. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dune 2

  108. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spirited Away. Subverting your expectations with a positive example. The story is so engrossing and the set is so detailed and constantly changing that it feels like so much as happened in such a short time and you're following all of it pretty well. So when you're halfway done with the movie it feels like you've been there for much longer. It's really good bros

  109. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Seven Samurai
    It's so boring and literally nothing happens that couldnt be fit into a 30 odd minute tv episode. Only because pseuds and weebs exist is it rated so highly

  110. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >still one hour and 50 minutes left

  111. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So you're israeli and a suspected Communist. Okay. Okay that takes about fifteen minutes. It's not going to take up half the movie with flash forwards and flash backs to the same conversation until it gets to the end of the conversation with the payoff being "don't worry about it." Moving on.

  112. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every Judd Apatow crapfest

  113. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Last Jedi really threw me off when the movie ended but we hadn't gotten to the big battle on Crait that was in the trailers. It was a nice two hours and it was all wrapped up...and then we get another ending.

    And then there's movies that have multiple but simply drag on, and for that I see no better exemplar than Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End. That movie vanished up its own ass and never returned. They thought they were making Lord of the Rings but they really weren't.

  114. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    watchmen

    Shittiest movie I had seen, and made me realize that Snyder only has 1 good film in his name (dawn of the dead)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      spooky spaghetti
      would not eat/10

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >watchmen
      seconding this
      I gave up on it and I very rarely exit a film early
      superhero slop

  115. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    baby driver

  116. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This whole thread is just tiktok-brained zoomers congratulating each other on their short attention spans

  117. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most recently, I have to say Dunc and The Batman. I couldn’t believe there was like 40 minutes left of The Batman.

  118. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud Atlas

  119. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why hasn't any studio brought back intermissions? With more and more big releases creeping towards the 3 hours mark, it would be really well received I'm sure.

  120. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any given Harry Potter movie

  121. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any Godzilla movie made after 1980.

  122. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jack reacher 2

  123. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dunc
    dunc 2

  124. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Avatar 2 (Sorry Avatar Bro)

  125. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nightmare Before Christmas. On paper I should like the movie ok enough, but it just drags on too long every time I've tried to watch it.

  126. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Apocalypsis Now

  127. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    independence day 2

  128. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Master was sort of this for me.
    I liked the movie in retrospect, but the pacing was bad

  129. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everything Everywhere All at Once
    Batman vs Superman

  130. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Batman after the falcone scenes, i completely forgot about the riddler

  131. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every fricking film i watch on turdsday stream.
    Frick you willard.

  132. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When the double penetration scene ended despite double penetration being in the title.

  133. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Dark Knight, the entire finale with the boats is too much

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