Name your three wishes

Name your three wishes

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the rule against infinite wishes didn't exist.

    I wish for infinite wishes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish that retroactively anyone that wishes to bypass the wish number restriction loses all subsequent wishes

      I wish for immunity to have my wishes tampered with by other peoples' wishes

      I wish that Cinemaphile jannies all 40% themselves

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mind control
    Inmortality
    Save last wish so genie can watch the atrosities im going to do with his wishes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Inmortality
      NEVER wish for this by itself. Sure, you'll live forever, but you'll still age. You'll end up being confined to a bed, unable to move or do anything on your own, but never being able to die. You need to always wish to have your aging stop at a certain point as well.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It depends. Cell regeneration is what would keep you immortal. You'd be in a permanent youth.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your cells are still regenerating when you're 70, just much slower. It also wouldn't keep you from getting your arms cut off or something. You still live, but now you're missing an arm. You'd need immortality, invulnerability, and aging stopped at whatever age you want. Those are the best 3 to wish for.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What about indestructibility instead?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not really sure what the differences would be between invulnerability and indestructibility.

              How about wolverine powers to the max

              You could go with Deadpool since you'd regenerate no matter what. Since cells would regenerate at such a fast and strong rate, you'd technically never age as well. Only thing you'd have to fear is being encased in something for eternity.

              Another alternative is to be One Punch Man since he can't be harmed by anything, but he still ages, so another wish to stop aging would make you live forever & give you God-tier other abilities.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How about wolverine powers to the max

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your autism is showing, there are actually no genies and you can't become immortal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mind control
      >immorality
      genie misheard the second one.
      congratulations, you're now head of the government propaganda department

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the genie never kissed noah, what a gay

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ability to teleport at will anywhere I wish. All my embarrassing moments forgotten about entirely. 10 billion dollars in in the bank.

    I'm a modest man with modest wants.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >All my embarrassing moments forgotten about entirely
      Do you mostly care about others remembering or yourself remembering these embarrasing moments?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody remembers it, except you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who do you mean, me or you?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The person who committed the embarrassing moment

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Did you commit an embarrasing moment?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you forget all your most embarrassing moments you'll just have new ones.
      Just accept them and move on.

      The best way to deal with embarrassing moments is to remember other stuff that happened on the same day/event and hyper focus on other things.
      The trick is to redirect your brain.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, that's called repression and it doesn't work. It makes people develop ticks. The way to deal with bad memories is to make peace with them. Nothing short of confronting the memory, rationalising it and putting it behind you will stop it.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop aging
    Unlimited money
    Best looking guy on the earth

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need the last wish 😉

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Check ur dms

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the year 96474837495383, you're about to witness the death of the last star. Next to you are a pile of news screenshots about the collapse of civilization due to eternal economic inflation and the skeleton of what once was your 6'8 husband.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pfffft, the last star dying won't stop civilisation. Not even close. Civilisation will exist for like a trillion times the length of the stellar age. There's techniques like gas giant fusion candles, brown dwarf merges, and black hole farming that will provide energy for eons to come after the last star goes out.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lol this dude thinks humanity is leaving the solar system
          Lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Best looking guy on the earth
      you now have 21/21 vision

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Bunny Fucker

    1. Peace on Earth
    2. Make all numbers (yes, all) numbers increase by one hundred and six.
    109. Endless supply of rabbits

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow. My dick is now 101 inches.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is a weird logic math problem which I'm no good at. Is anon bragging he has a big dick or he has a dick of less than 1 inch?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. A large amount of food
    2. Money and power
    3. For everything to go back go normal after kt backfires on me

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Asking for immortality and not following up with something to stop you from suffering the heat death of the universe or being trapped on dead Earth

    1. Immortality of the ageless and invincible kind (nothing harms me including time)
    2. Teleportation (to escape from imprisonment if needed)
    3. Time travel, so I can relive the universe infinitely

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1. deaging
      2. time travel
      3. ability to understand and speak any language

      Two problems I have with time travel are the possibility of fricking up my own existence and the risk of being dropped into a horrendous situation (disregard if you can't be harmed though).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that's how you end up like Kars

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. deaging
    2. time travel
    3. ability to understand and speak any language

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can already do the 3rd one.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, make it "inherited ability to automatically understand and speak any language whatsoever, human or nonhuman"

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >GF
    >Magnum Dong
    >For me. Not the gf, moron.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1. all noggles, paks, hook noses, non-white south americans, chinks, trannies, homos, arabs + muslims, north africans, gone from the planet and all non Europeans currently in europe/us/aus/nz back where they came from permanently - anyone involved in the nefarious schemes of the hook noses or the infestation of non Europeans gone from the planet too
    2. all junk food/fast food/human poison companies gone, including all corruptive media companies.
    3. all cancer causes rendered inert in that regard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Noble goals, but why ask for them to be handed to you instead of, say, asking for Superman powers and doing it yourself? That way you get Superman powers at the end of it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Superman destroys fast food restaurants and beats cancer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking combine it with Professor X powers or some shit. If you get creative you can do anything and be prepared for any unforseen shit that happens after the wishes are done.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's like

            I'm not really sure what the differences would be between invulnerability and indestructibility.

            [...]
            You could go with Deadpool since you'd regenerate no matter what. Since cells would regenerate at such a fast and strong rate, you'd technically never age as well. Only thing you'd have to fear is being encased in something for eternity.

            Another alternative is to be One Punch Man since he can't be harmed by anything, but he still ages, so another wish to stop aging would make you live forever & give you God-tier other abilities.

            wish. You'd have to explain what Superman, Professor X and One Punch Man were for a genie and he'd probably would end fricking it up

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The gene is magical in nature and thus should understand things like "superman". I mean the Aladdin genie was doing all sorts of modern meme shit. He made a robot based on the Robocop 209 enforcer.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Monkey paw immunity
    2. Infinite wishes
    3. Cheeseburger

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes sir we sir we sir we sir we

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TKD
    TND
    TPD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget TZD.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. infinite money hack
    2. hot pastrami on rye
    3.
    i save my last wish so genie cant leave

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1337 Haxx0r skills
    >Angelina cybergirl gf
    >Teleport to the comedy show where Kramer had a moment of clarity

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To back in time to when I was 13 only I retain my consciousness and collective knowledge of the future.
    I'll worry about the second and third wishes in a few decades if I even need them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And what would you, besides investing in Bitcoin?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Live my life right.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Which is? What's stopping you right now?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 39. I missed my shot. It's too late to reverse things.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              39 isn’t too late to change your life.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unless you'll be my wife, I can't change my life.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                While your positivity is nice it's not particularly realistic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You technically could have about 40 years of life how you dreamed it when you were 13 but it would be hard and probably would require luck and or help.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Without knowing their situation you would imagine to get their life on track would need to be done within a year if they intend on enjoying 40 years of life as they imagined it. Starting a new career, getting educated, raising a family or virtually any significant life changes are very difficult to do in a year.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well for starters I'm too old to be fricking that 16 year old girl with E cups that I later realised was into me at the time.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Primetime forever young JLH nympho succubus faithful wife that dabbles in lesbianism for my viewing pleasure
    A world without israelites
    Idk, a homestead, maybe?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these are all you need
    1) complete command over all matter and energy in this universe and all others
    2) knowledge of everything that has been, is, and will be

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Your head explodes as all that knowledge is unable to be contained within a human sized skull

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but you can use your complete command over matter and energy to store your knowledge without your head exploding. Sorry, it's unbeatable, you'll literally be a God

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, except you use your third wish on the genie's freedom so he doesn't somehow frick you over. Basically, you actively work with the genie for your first two wishes to ensure you get what you want, then he gets what he wants. You ALWAYS use your third wish for the genie's freedom, otherwise you get monkey paw'd. The genie is either your friend or your enemy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Aladdin movie showed otherwise. The blue Genie was a cool guy. Meanwhile the villain got turned into a genie at the end and you just know he'd be a monkey paw prick to everyone, no matter what. Plus if you freed him, he'd just control the world.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill all Black folk and israelites (1 wish)
    Revive Michael Jackson from the dead (died white)
    Give last wish to Michael Jackson as a gift

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give Prince a guitar solo on 'We are the world'.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make two wishes
    >use third wish to wish for another genie

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish to be the little girl.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you wish to be at the physical mercy of everything you met? Only men can choose pacifism. Women are condemned to it.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh, I know, I'd like a nebulous and imperceptible barrier to prevent anything from leaving Russia for 1,000 years.

    I'd like the global south to have its vagrant and unauthorized youths returned to it

    I would like the chinese to experience political upheaval for 500 years

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Delete Cinemaphile
    Delete Cinemaphile
    Minimum age of 21 for cigarettes/alcohol/military service/internet access/college/etc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why waste two wishes if deleting Cinemaphile would delete Cinemaphile?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do the first before the second for maximum seethe and butthurt

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moner gf
    Moner gf
    Moner gf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should use one of those wishes to remove her stupid tattoos.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And change her name back. Done.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Name shouldn’t matter if she’s your wife her name is gonna change to yours anyway

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I want to marry Moner not Merced.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to know if she really loves me or not

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just have to ask her. If she loves you, she'll say yes. If you never ask, she'll move on and you'll forever regret not at least knowing if she did.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Everyone around me finds happiness and success with everything they want in life. Including the anons in this thread.
    2. To find happiness and success in life myself.
    3. To hear back from him soon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3. To hear back from him soon.
      Oh shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was you who I wanted to hear back from anon, you have fulfilled my wish.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On the off chance you’re who I hope you are then I love you and I wish you’d let me love you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Give me a clue, at least. Something only I would know if I am who you think I am.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Were you abused as a child

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're half aboriginal.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and you're part eggplant

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Polygamy is legal
    2. Saber is my wife
    3. Rin is my wife

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Saber
      Literally why? She's so fricking flat it's unreal. You should be pinning for Artoria Pendragon, or Mordred.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Saber is artoria fricking moron and Mordred has the exact same build as her. Also frick you she’s perfect.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What? Saber is some flatty booblet while Artoria is stacked.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Get that shit out of my face

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn’t know

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I know there's different Sabers, but some are more busty than others.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. a devoted woman (to me) who can shape shift into any woman in the world throughout history, and will never die or age.
    2. Every Super power from the comics.
    3. A wish back guarantee on my first two wishes if I am not satisfied.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    baklava

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Delete Black folk
    Delete israelites
    Delete pajeets

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My hero

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is everyone here depending on Genie not to frick you over with your wishes?

    Stop aging could mean you're frozen in time or trapped in a photo/movie or made into a statue for example

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's not Satan from Bedazzled. All the wishes he grants work.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Genie, not monkeypaw.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all Cinemaphile threads are on topic and there to discuss television or film
    >all Cinemaphile posters follow the rules
    >triple my salary

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. I wish for everyone, including me, to be happy forever
    2. I wish for everyone, including me, to completely forget about ever having been unhappy
    3. I wish for the genie to be free

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. feed
    2. seed
    3. formerly chuck's

  36. 3 weeks ago
    El Barto

    1. All foids are immortal.
    2. All foids are immobile.
    3. All foids are in perpetual agony.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. I wish to be an attractive biological woman
    2. I wish to no longer have social anxiety and good social skills
    3. I wish for 1 trillion dollars

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish to be an attractive biological woman
      >I wish to be an attractive biological woman
      Enjoy a trillion dollars worth of shoes. Am I right men?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek it do be like that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dont get it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Women be shopping.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, right. I mean mindless consuming is a male thing too you know.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish to be an attractive biological woman
      >I wish to be an attractive biological woman
      Enjoy a trillion dollars worth of shoes. Am I right men?

      kek it do be like that

      samegay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. women

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want a fat gf.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish my wish didn't work. What now bluegay demon?

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish for the powers of the Q from Star Trek TNG, There now I can just do what I want and I'll keep Genie around because he's a good sport.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Slavery 2
    2. Watermelon as currency
    3. Earth is now flat

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was a cute girl

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish for extra spicy taco bell and a biiig appetite
    Lastly, I wish for a genie rimjob

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Total Black person Death
    >Total israelite Death
    >Total trannie Death

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I wish that any of my following wishes, including this one, are exactly how I want them to be, without any tricks. Should they not satisfy me, they do not count
    >Wish that I can break the wishing rules
    >Wish for infinite wishes

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Peak ideal health to my own specifications
    >bigger benis
    >wake up tomorrow as if all of this had been a dream and I get to mentally "start" again.
    I truly believe if I were the healthiest I could ever have been up to this point in my life my problems would simply be whittled away because I'd process them/manage them like a normal human being.
    >wish for money
    I'd be so healthy I'd simply set out to make it myself. my mental state wouldn't hinder me anymore and physical state would be in peak condition to allow me to go out and achieve it

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't make any wishes. The whole thing about djinn granting humans wishes is a trap for the djinn to torment and ruin the person making them. All the wishes are rigged from the start.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. I wish to prevent all past, present, and future systems, regardless of if they are wish-based or not wish-based, from altering my wishes.
    2. I wish to undo everyone else's wishes.
    3. I wish to stop all wishes from ever working again, regardless of the source.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Immortality
    Ability to manifest anything I want by simply thinking about it (guns, bombs…)
    Ability to slow my perception of time at will like Quicksilver or the Flash

    I would literally use this to rule society the way Cinemaphile wants. Would start off by ending DEI.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Genie wakes up at 7:00 AM every day
    2. Genie goes to work and works from 9 to 5 every day
    3. For eternity

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