Narnia

What did Aslan mean by this?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he jebus

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He wants to smash

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aslan is Asian in Latin
    Why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's lion in Turkish

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Where do you think Turkeys originate from, moron?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Turks are from Turkey

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          eggs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They’re male chickens right

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A wienerroach infestation

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aslan is the demiurge

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will personally find and eliminate (violently kill) all gnostics who do not explicitly state they are gnostic before giving their schizophrenic opinions on the religion they do not practice, Christianity

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Muhammad PBUH

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Aslan
    >Change the letters
    >Jesus
    Woah....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nasal?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anals

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never watched the movie. Does he actually drop big jc's name?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that at the end of the book series all of them die in a train wreck and Aslan escorts them to the true Narnia which is heaven

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Aslan
    >Ass lan
    >lan ass
    >lying ass

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history, true or feigned, with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of readers. I think that many confuse 'applicability' with 'allegory'; but the one resides in the freedom of the reader, and the other in the purposed domination of the author." - J.R.R. Tolkien

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHY DIDN'T MR. TUMNUS RAPE LUCY

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick do you think he was up to before she arrived? He was all raped out. Needed a break

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like we approach Narnia too much as if it were Tolkien where everything is mythopoeic and done in the service of larger worldbuilding. Narnia is more akin to almost something like Wizard of Oz where there is a much higher tolerance for improbable/indulgent dumb shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Narnia is more akin to almost something like Wizard of Oz where there is a much higher tolerance for improbable/indulgent dumb shit.
      As evidenced by the talking beaver family.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >improbable/indulgent dumb shit.
      More like Tolkien and Lewis represented two fundamentally different perceptions of myths and fantasy

      Both had unbelievably optimistic and hopeful views of the world, but where Tolkien treats myth as adjacent to history, Lewis relishes in making them as much of a fairy tale as possible.
      It’s why you see both authors shine in moments of man putting his life and happiness on the line out of faith for goodness, but while for Tolkien that’s in the middle of a desperate battle, for Lewis it’s like getting a magic golden apple for the good lion instead of taking it to your mom
      Don’t make the mistake of thinking Lewis was naive, few people had seen the world as bleak and cynical as he did, he just emerged from it all the more re-enchanted with beauty, innocence, and wonder. Wonder is probably the best word to describe how Lewis looks at the world

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nice post, anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well said

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Wasn't Lewis a huge Catholic though? And I fail to see how representing Jesus as a lion, something often done in Christian literature and art, is blasphemous.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Wasn't Lewis a huge Catholic though?
      He was Protestant. Don't know why people tend to assume Lewis was Catholic all the time, just because they associate being literate and creative with Catholicism over Protestantism?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because tolkien’s Catholicism is very famous and their friendship is also pretty well known

        Speaking as a catholic though, Lewis’ approach to theology is clearly VERY influenced by his friendship with Tolkien and is closer to catholic theological teaching than any Protestant church, especially modern Anglicans/Episcopalians
        His style of apologetics is also such a departure from *most* Protestants that I wouldn’t be surprised if people just assumed it meant he was catholic, he’s very respectful toward authority and tradition in a way you rarely see Protestants being

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He was Protestant. Don't know why people tend to assume Lewis was Catholic all the time
        Narnia is colourful and rich and I associate Protestants with blandness and being boring.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's Saturn / Kronos

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    most of CS Lewis' work suggests that additional mythologies need not contradict with Christianity. Even his science fiction work

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He posts in creepshot threads,

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JC Denton

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    John Connor

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NSA

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He failed. She turned into a makeup wearing prostitute.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He managed to save the others though.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    CS Lewis writes fiction aimed at cynical atheists, its not meant for christians to take 100% factually seriously. Hes converted 100,000s more people to christianity than you ever will.
    Also stop calling everything you find distasteful to be satanic, thats a bad habit.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are atheists just as whiny as christians

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so is that digimon lion guy just a rip off of this lion?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His face is pikachu

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Inserting some stupid fantasy story pretend Lion as the Son of God is straight up blasphemy
    >Lewis is satanic

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was Hitler

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These movies were awful. If you really have to experience Narnia and don't have the attention span for reading (understandable), then I recommend the BBC Radio Drama.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was "STOP POSTING THE SAME FRICKING THREAD AGAIN AND AGAIN"

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