National Geographic's The Mission

Will you watch it?
How does it end?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be staged. Or at the very least they are going to set something up with the tribe before. People have visited them and not been killed before

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck is wrong with americans?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing is wrong with Americans. What the FUCK is wrong with Christcucks?

      >Oh, look at this, an undisturbed tribe out in the middle of nowhere that is content with themselves
      >I MUST introduce Hey zues Christmas to them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the bible says that the world won't end until everybody on earth has heard Jesus' message

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds made up in order to have as many followers as possible.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Verse?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Matthew 24
            The Signs of the Times and the End of the Age
            3 Now as He sat on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to Him privately, saying, “Tell us, when will these things be? And what will be the sign of Your coming, and of the end of the age?”

            4 And Jesus answered and said to them: “Take heed that no one deceives you. 5 For many will come in My name, saying, ‘I am the Christ,’ and will deceive many. 6 And you will hear of wars and rumors of wars. See that you are not troubled; for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet. 7 For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. And there will be famines, pestilences, and earthquakes in various places. 8 All these are the beginning of sorrows.

            9 “Then they will deliver you up to tribulation and kill you, and you will be hated by all nations for My name’s sake. 10 And then many will be offended, will betray one another, and will hate one another. 11 Then many false prophets will rise up and deceive many. 12 And because lawlessness will abound, the love of many will grow cold. 13 But he who endures to the end shall be saved. 14 And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in all the world as a witness to all the nations, and then the end will come.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah nothing in that implies that everyone must be hear the Gospel before Christ's return.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Word of god cannot be altered sheitan.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How very convenient.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like a good reason to prevent everybody on earth from hearing Jesus' message?

            >has heard Jesus' message
            What if the last one is deaf? Or actually retarded? Or is in a vegetable state? Wait for him to die and try the next last?

            its not really in the bible retards

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like a good reason to prevent everybody on earth from hearing Jesus' message?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Depends on how you want things to go. Hardcore Christians believe that they're going to heaven and all the heckin bad people will be destroyed at the final judgment, so it works out well for them if the world ends. They get to go to paradise and get rewarded for doing God's Will, meanwhile satan, demons, the antichrist, and all the unrepentant sinner chuds get BTFO and tossed into the cauldron.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >has heard Jesus' message
          What if the last one is deaf? Or actually retarded? Or is in a vegetable state? Wait for him to die and try the next last?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, some tech billionaire is gonna try to end deafness and kill us all in the process

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you saying that christians actually want the world to end? what a bunch of fucking nutcases

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thankfully we have a bunch of eco-friendly atheistic nihilists to balance things out

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The schizo breed that's popular in America? Yes. It's the same reason why supporting Israel is so popular with the Christian prepper demographic in the US. Because they believe the israelites need to be in Israel for the Rapture to happen and they're hoping the Rapture will happen any day now, so they need their guns and apocalypse bunkers for the days when things get REALLY bad just before the trumpets call and they get whisked straight to Jesus' side.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be born on that island
        >never heard of jesus
        >die
        >get sent to hell
        This is what christcucks unironically believe

        Because the bible says that the world won't end until everybody on earth has heard Jesus' message

        religious people who want to convert others are just trying to help they don’t deserve spite or humiliation

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just trying to help
          Yeah maybe in their minds but an outside observer sees it for what it is, solicitation.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        www.Reddit.com

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's because introducing Jesus would destroy the voodoo magic shield protecting the island from storms and tsunamis

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A better question would be what’s wrong with christcucks?
      Retard risked giving them new contagious diseases which could’ve wiped out a small Sentinelese community who have no immunity just for teaching a fairytale about an imaginary friend.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A better question is what the fuck is wrong with Israelis?
        Retards are risking more hostages to Hamas to tamp down religious extremism on a small Cambodian basket weaving community who have no tolerance just for some retarded psyop

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s another can of worms.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >foreigner tries to spread Jesus everywhere he goes
    >hears about an island with minimal contact with outside governments
    >local government warns him not to bother them as it's off limits to travelers
    >goes anyway
    >gets got
    Nothing of value lost. He can ask Jesus why he wasn't worthy of protection in person.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you’re obviously coping with the loss

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I drank a toast to the Sentinel Islanders that wiped that Papist drone off of God's good world.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >off the coast of India

    Why can't the Daily Mail do basic journalism?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ARROWED!!

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In November, Chau embarked on a journey to North Sentinel Island, which he thought could be "Satan's last stronghold on Earth",[16] with the aim of contacting and living among the Sentinelese.[17][9] In preparation for the trip, he was vaccinated and quarantined,[18] and also undertook medical and linguistic training.[19]

    Another one lost to the vaxx...

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH NOOOOO IT BARB STICKU!

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be born on that island
    >never heard of jesus
    >die
    >get sent to hell
    This is what christcucks unironically believe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying you don't get one last crack at salvation and accepting Jesus at the Last Judgement
      Spaghetti fags like you need to actually read the Bible instead of just claiming you did

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So then why shouldn’t I just live my life as a sinner now and then accept Jesus at the last second?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because you can die at any ti

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So then all those people on that island are going to burn in tortuous hellfire for all eternity because they died before hearing about Jesus?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hell yeah, hopefully you will too

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You won't get as good rewards. You have to buy in early to get the best payoff. So if you convert on your deathbed, you do get to go to heaven, but you'll be living in a little shack on the edge of the missionary's property for eternity, with no way to improve your socio-economic status. Meanwhile he gets a golden palace and a retinue of cherubim who wait on his every command, because he devoted his life on Earth to serving God.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because you're a sinner and a spaghetti fag when you meet Jesus you'll think it's some "chemical near death experience" and reject Him. Gotta be ready for the coming Kingdom, before it's here. Sentinelese will unironically have a better shot than you because they're not terminally online and poisoned by irony

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That his fault, anon. He didn't look around at the world and realize that this was the result of the specifically Abrahamic god and that Jesus was king.

      >tfw im not exaggerating even in the slightest
      "For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse."

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus in heaven:

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus in Elysium*

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No I already know the ending

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy's decision is unbelievably egotistical especially considering pagans are given a chance to repent in heaven if they hadn't ever heard of Christ. He would likely have condemned the natives to hell by visiting them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus told his followers to go to the ends of the Earth to tell others about him. If you think John Chau shouldn't have done this, then you should think that Paul shouldn't have gone on any mission trips either.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >know full well that you might wipe a people out with the disease you bring, but feel self-righteous enough to think you have the right to make that choice in the name of The Lord
    >they tell you to fuck off by shooting an arrow at you and God intervenes by having the arrow hit the bible you're holding instead of you, allowing you to live and learn from His message to leave them alone
    >instead choose to defy the Lord's message and your fears and their clear unwillingness to meet you and go back a second time
    >you die
    Hahahahahaha How The Fuck Is His Death Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Islanders Like Nigga Close Your Bible Haha

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what happens when you get fed stories your entire life about God protecting saints and prophets, as well as being taught that you are called upon to minister to the world, it's your divine mission and God will protect you just like those saints and prophets. If you want to see how this ends up on a mass scale, look at the Children's Crusade. Really, you only have yourselves to blame if someone you've been feeding this bullshit to runs off, does something crazy and gets killed.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Amazon tribes in the 1950s all know about the Waorani - a tribe of people known for their aggression and warlike members who don’t let anyone encroach on their land
    >6 Christian missionaries led by Nate Saint decide they wanna bring Jeebus to them
    >fly over their tribe and send down various packages to try to win their adoration and trust
    >eventually find a beach nearby to land a plane on and set up a missionary base camp
    >trade with a Waorani on the first day, and everything seems to be going peachy
    >the next day their HQ never heard back from them
    >search parties see a destroyed base camp at the beach, destroyed plane, no missionaries in sight
    >a week later three bloated bodies full of spear holes and stuck arrows are found down river
    >bodies of the other three never found

    Based Waorani

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why the Spanish brought Christ with cutlass and cannonade

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spaniards are Satan's bastards.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were nothing compared to the savages they subjugated.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Spain literally improved nothing they ever touched. Ask any Basque.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. malding Moorish scum

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw Man of the Hole died last year, after having spent decades running from what he must have thought were demons who'd killed his entire tribe and still hunted him
      He deserves stories told about him, not that missionary cuck. Hope you found your tribe again at the end, Holeman. ;_;

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There has since been successful missions to the Waorani, resulting in many of them converting to Christianity.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good for them. Doesn't mean any of that vullshit is real. It means the sales pitch was effective.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not even that. The eventual industrialization of the Amazon through various logging, rubber, and pharmaceutical crop farming subdued and modernized the tribes. Christian missionaries are just trying to take credit for inevitable socioeconomic changes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The US should have bombed the Waorani for killing messengers of God

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is american christianism so cringe?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s mostly upheld by rusanglogermcucks and they are esoterically illiterate due to their identity issues with being Asians but desperately wanting to be seen as Europeans.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's mostly derived from the Puritans that came over on the Mayflower and so set the ground rules. They were the cringy no-fun-allowed group in Europe too, outlawing Christmas and persecuting other Christians when in power. Which is why they were chased out of Europe and had to set up shop in America, where they kept being autistic retards persecuting fellow colonists for celebrating Christmas and shit like that, while building up this whole myth about how they'd been persecuted in Europe and so had to flee to foreign shores to be allowed to practice religion. Which is still the main cry of American Christians and why they're so obsessed with "religious freedom" that only revolves around the freedom to be their type of Christian.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well those puritans created the country that has ruled the world for the last 80 years, they can't be all that bad.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who rules the world?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think believing in god is ok. but believing in some benevolent all powerful overseer that cares about you and shares your idea of morality? yeah, that's full clown mode.

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