Nedry did nothing wrong.

Nedry did nothing wrong.

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hmmm I need a name for my nerdy character
    >oh I know, Nedry
    Spielberg is a hack.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Michael Crichton is a hack?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck no.
        You haven't read the 2 jurasic park books ? They're great.
        And I'm not a bookworm, I read 4 books max by year, on the good years.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    then why is he dead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because in Jurassic Park you either die a hero or live long enough to endure being on set with Chris Pratt

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Kek

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        KEK

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What’s wrong with Chris Pratt?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He isn’t an atheist black lesbian trans ecowarrior

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >He's so cool

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't conform to the woke agenda.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He’s also still alive. We never saw him actually die in the movie. Sure, he got fucked up by the dino, but he ain’t dead. They could 100% bring back Nedry for Jurassic World if they wanted to

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Punished Nedry fighting Dilo's in Dominion

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        PUNISHED NEDRY
        A man denied his salary

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, they should bring back Zara the Babysitter

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when I watched Fallen Kingdom's opening and I was thinking how the mosasaur digested her and pooped her out. And how her poop particles were floating in the water of the lagoon.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I was thinking how the mosasaur digested her
          So hot, I hope it was slow. I like to think that hours later while Claire is getting her happy ending that she's still in there writhing in agony and despair, forgotten about, being dissolved.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            post the vorefic

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Stop.
          I already fapped and its hard to find good full tour art.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when I watched Fallen Kingdom's opening and I was thinking how the mosasaur digested her and pooped her out. And how her poop particles were floating in the water of the lagoon.

        my landlady is now loudly practicing the Jurassic park theme and it is reverberating my room. Thank you for you attention.

        >Pan down past the sunrise on Isla Nublar, we are now close on the surface of the mosasaur lagoon. After a beat, the waterlogged hand of ZARA grabs onto the pilings of the pier.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak I fought with the Mosasaurus... Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the water slide.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            [...]
            >Pan down past the sunrise on Isla Nublar, we are now close on the surface of the mosasaur lagoon. After a beat, the waterlogged hand of ZARA grabs onto the pilings of the pier.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >filename
              Incredible. Zara becomes the secret final boss now that she absorbed the Mosasaur’s essence.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >smote his ruin upon the water slide

            I like that anon, that line made me smile.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They said the spitter venom kills you. He was dead the second he got blasted in the face

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He had the rain to wash it away which helped. If you got blasted in a dry day you were fucked

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The problem with that theory is that dino goo is famously insoluble.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >He had the rain to wash it away which helped.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You know he got back in the car and was able to see right? And wasn’t paralyzed

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Spitting venom at its prey causing blindness and eventually paralysis
              It was all gonna set in soon.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              In the book it’s stated people have two hours to get the antivenin before blindness or death.

    • 1 year ago
      Danica Poster

      He had sex with the Dilo that car was rockin like a bangbros scene

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wayne Knight died a couple years ago.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not a problem! You see, a mosquito bit him and still had some of his blood inside when it landed on a tree and was covered in sap...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I just saw him on Cameo like a week ago. That dude probably makes so much money on there just from doing the “Hello, Jerry” shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >final boss of Jurassic World franchise

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >CHUNG CHUNG

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Lol

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Woonicron TERRORIZE

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Woonicron
            Covid, uh, finds a way.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I had to check

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He just lost weight and stopped being funny. Many such cases for former fat guys.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Doesnt the movie reference that they found his car and his body? Or is that just the book...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's the book. In the movie they never find out what happened to him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hollywood script writers 100% confirmed for browsing Cinemaphile

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He died in the book. His death is described in graphic detail

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hammond died in the book too and yet there he is at the start of JP2

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Hammond died in the book too and yet there he is at the start of JP2
          Malcolm died too and they retconned it for the second book, right?

          It's been decades since I've read JP.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He implicitly dies but I don't think it's spelled out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Muldoon survives in the book yet in the movie they sacrifice him for the epic Reddit meme line

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nigga the thing spit in his eyes, he was going to get paralyzed if he somehow lived the brutal mauling. The dilo could have just sat there and waited for him to seize up and just start eating. Even if the dilo just spat at him and walked away he was dead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I had a weird fever dream as a kid that they found his corpse completely covered in mud where he died in the movie. Then I found out that exact scene is in the book. This is how I came to believe in psychic ability.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Could have just been your imagination coming to a logical conclusion and the author did the same, not that I'm counting out psychic powers, but.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >uhhhuhuhuhuhuh f..fever dream gaiz fever dreams are le epic and funny r..right? XD
        shut the fuck up you dumb fag.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're fucking retarded homosexual

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            take your little fever dream fantasies back to r*ddit zoomer, no one here is impressed by your make believe time

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >This is how I came to believe in psychic ability.
        Gay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The Barbasol can was covered in mud in the movie, his corpse wasn’t. In the book they find him and just leave him there, no mention of mud. Guess you’re not psychic after all, bucko.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Also, if you can’t tell, Crichton hated fattys. He made lots of villains and shitty people fat, and liked killing them off in horrible ways. He was a good dude.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's dead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Doesnt the movie reference that they found his car and his body? Or is that just the book...

      Remember the Jurassic Park game by Telltale? It shows his corpse

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That shitty game is thankfully not canon anymore. Only good thing were the Troodons.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It isn't? I can't recall anything in the movies that made it noncanon

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He ate too much food

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He put shaving cream on some innocent person's pie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The biggest crime in the movie tbh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I giggled like a school boy at that when I was a kid. It seemed like such a fun prank

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Looked so good. Imagine whipped cream with the thickness of shaving cream

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Probably very easy to make extra thick whipped cream, if'n you have the means to make it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't even know what whipped cream is. Like wet cotton candy? Idk

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's cream that is whipped.
              It's like thick cream. The whipped kind. It goes well with pie and ice cream.
              You are not American I presume.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's sugary milk foam.

                No shit I'm American I know what whipped cream is but I didn't know it was actually cream.
                You think this is a fish?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You've never made whipped cream before?
                Heavy cream + sugar + a lot of effort in a mixer.
                I like to add a little bit of ovaltine to make it chocolate

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                be sure to drink your ovaltine

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nope. Thought it was just puffed up sugar water. Goes to show how little faith I have in western society at this point.
                Weve basically gone almost full Soilent Green.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                CoolWhip is basically that.
                I think reddiwhip is actual cream.

                And anything homemade or found in a decent restaurant will have real cream.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                cool-huwhip

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Nope
                In what fucking conditions are you living in where you never had whipped cream? Have you never had cake in your entire life?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's sugary milk foam.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello, Newman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck was his problem?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he got lost

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Nedry is back
    >due to some unforseen effect of the genetic manipulation, the Dilo's bite some how transfered dino dna into Nedry
    >Nedry is now Jurassic Man, part man part Dilophosaurus
    >if he even thinks you're going to stiff him on his pay, he'll spit paralyzing goop into your face from across the room

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I had this exact thought. I'd love it if this franchise just went full retard and had top half Nedry, bottom half dinosaur as the final villain.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >How I've longed for this day, Malcolm, the day that I would finally have the DNA I needed to haul you out of your cushy lair and expose you to the light of justice, as the prey that you are!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >we see Nedry with an eye patch and cybernetic enhancements
      >"I'm here for my revenge....DAD!"
      >camera pans slowly to reveal the brain of Hammond in a jar voiced by Bob Odenkirk with a British accent
      >the jar is slowly lowered into the body of a T-Rex with gorilla arms
      >"as you can see...I spared no expense "
      >JURASSIC WORLD:REVENGEANCE

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my landlady is now loudly practicing the Jurassic park theme and it is reverberating my room. Thank you for you attention.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just fly on the pterodactyls to safety?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Clever boy.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    did Nedry have political motivations or was it for personal reasons? Will the Jurassic sequel answer anything like that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My man wanted money. He underbid and turned what could've been the gig of a lifetime into a dead-end job

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't underbid, he did exactly what he was paid to do, then Hammond asked for more and he said no so Hammond blackmailed him to do everything from that point on basically for free. In the book, anyway. In the movie, far as we can tell he's just a greedy cunt.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >he's just a greedy cunt.
          >"spared no expense"
          >except paying only one asshole to write and implement both operations and security for a bigass amusement park, yet you bring 5 random assholes to "evaluate" the park

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >5 random assholes to "evaluate" the park
            The lawyer was sent on behalf of the Investors. Malcom and Grant were stars in their fields, Sattler was just along for the ride.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          In the movie Hammond hired the lowest bidder for a salary, without telling the bidders what the work would be beyond for a theme park. Nedry just happened to be the lowest bidder (I think he was getting 60k a year, in 93 dollars so about 110k a year today). Once Nedry found out it was cloned dinosaurs he felt seriously cheated and kept asking for more. Keep in mind Nedry is from old money from New England (his people in Cambridge being his family who work in the universities there). He's intelligent, fat, and an old money WASP, he believes he's owed the world.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          In the movie he says he bid low in the argument against Hammond. And he knew there was high value shit so he just seized the opportunity.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ingel tricked him by withholding all sorts of important details about the job then continually expanding it and demanding more then threatening blackmail when he refused by telling him they'd badmouth him to all other potential clients and make sure he's ruined

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He bid for the job and then got blind sided by the ingen israelites with tons of work not specified in his contract.

      I would have stolen the embryos too.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He did a shit job and had to come back and fix things. He wanted more pay, but that's not the way bidding on a contract works. If you say it'll take you 3 weeks to install, you get paid for those 3 weeks. If you have to come back and do more for 4 days, you don't get to re-negotiate and ask for more money for those 4 days. It's part of the contract you agreed to.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          In the book Ingen/Hammond screwed him over.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He wasnt informed of the scope of the project and Hammond kept adding functionalities and aspects never agreed upon so that the park could run itself. And hammond, like a child who doesnt understand something, thought that making these changes was easy, and should be complete instantly. Nedry wasnt a good guy, but hammond was a scummy boss.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he did nothing wrong
            if I were him I'd have stolen the SGI workstations as well

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Are those software or hardware?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                they make my dick dirve into hardware if you know what Imean

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, well how does he smuggle out several computers?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't think that far ahead. but he'd uh, find a way. Those SGI machines were awesome though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Will the Jurassic sequel answer anything like that?
      That came out like 25 years ago

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid I thought the dinosaur raped him for some reason

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nedry is based
    Wayne Knight is based and the only actor I would ever want to meet irl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It’s crazy how many classic movies he’s been in

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I knew him as the the Space Jam guy before anything else even though I'm pretty sure I watched JP before I watched Space Jam

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      His tombstone is waiting to shake your hand.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's alive, retard

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          assuming he survived, how did he stay alive in the island for 30 years?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I thought we were talking about Wayne Knight not Dennis Nedry
            Yeah, Nedry is dead

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              you were, I assumed wrong

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No worries
                Let's shake hands and be friends

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >EEYAHAA
    >EEYAHAA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Man I'm glad I'm not the who laughs my ass off at that reused scream.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I recommend people to listen to Nedry’s death in the book. Much more violent and creepier

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The book is quite dark in places and much, much bloodier.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >guts ripped open
      >still alive
      Pretty gory

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i read that part like 50 times when i read the book in school

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Post her feet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Hot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Anybody want a Coca Cola TM or something?
      >I'm going to Batuu because I had all these sweets so I thought I'd get something salty.

      >Oh and I finished debugging the ship, I know you wan- you asked me t- s- so I debugged the hyperdrive and I thought I should tell you that we're gonna drop out of hyperspace early by about 15-20 minutes so some of the minor Rebel ships might get off the planet but it's nothing to worry about, it's just a simple thing.

      Why listen when you can read? I just read that part of the book yesterday.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because there are better odds that people would listen to it on here than me pasting a long ass chapter of a book

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i listened 🙂

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Did you enjoy it?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      beats getting sodomized by it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I still have troops in Ukraine!

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chilean sea bass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I always wanted one of those Jurassic Park plates.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Friend of mine has a legit prop from the movie; one of the JP clocks you see in the background somewhere. He has a relative who worked on the film.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >JP clocks
          I have NEVER heard of this. Pic?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      too mich going on, that place would never get a Michelin star

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason they do not serve this at jurassic park universal studios

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Has anyone actually eaten this? What does it taste like?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The sea bass has a really gamey taste, but the other ingredients mix real well it giving a nice rounded taste. Think gourmet fish taco on a plate.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You watched Caravan of Garbage, OP?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Steven Spielberg chose to cast Wayne Knight after seeing his acting performance in Basic Instinct (1992), saying, "I waited for the credits to roll and wrote his name down."

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What bothers me about JP is the plot hole of how "life found a way." All the species in JP are female, yet find a way to reproduce making the audience just believe it without any explanation.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      0/10, just lazy. Everybody knows how it happens in the logic of the story.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What's the logic of the story? The dinosaurs morph to a different sex in a window of perhaps a several years?

        >they made Dominion about locusts, not dinosaurs

        HAHAHAHA WHAT

        What?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          3/10, I didn't think you'd stick to your guns.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >What?
          guess you haven't watched it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            didn't you read the book you brainlet? They said they used frog DNA to patch up missing parts of the dinosaur genomes, and it resulted in them being able to actually change their sex like frogs apparently do. Obviously it's not like scientifically researched but they do at least explain it

            It’s literally spelled out so a child could understand… because it’s explained to children
            >some west African frogs have been known to spontaneously change sex from male to female in a single sex environment
            >amphibian dna was used to fill in gaps in the genetic code

            It's never explained once in the book or movie.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's mentioned multiple times and he literally spells it out somewhere near the end.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              then how do I know it

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          didn't you read the book you brainlet? They said they used frog DNA to patch up missing parts of the dinosaur genomes, and it resulted in them being able to actually change their sex like frogs apparently do. Obviously it's not like scientifically researched but they do at least explain it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It’s literally spelled out so a child could understand… because it’s explained to children
          >some west African frogs have been known to spontaneously change sex from male to female in a single sex environment
          >amphibian dna was used to fill in gaps in the genetic code

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But there is an explanation and an entire scene of expository dialogue about it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That always bugged me. Despite supposedly being absolute gods at their work, neither the geneticists or Woo never considered the possibility that using amphibian dna would have effects on the entire gene sequence?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He and his scientist did it on purpose just like the monitor DNA in Blue (and the Scorpius) that allows her to reproduce parthogenetic.

        At least my theory. God complex or some shit. And hes a chink, never trust a chink.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, no doubt in my mind Blue is gonna give virgin birth, and it's gonna be kino (as long as the film isn't too pozzed).

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        … he says, while the entire population is injecting themselves with untested experimental gene therapies to treat a mutated bat virus that “escaped” from a laboratory doing gain of function research on it funded by the person who pushed everyone to get the untested gene therapy and now a gay monkey pox is spreading everywhere.
        The entire point of the story was the dangers of reckless and unchecked science.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >they made Dominion about locusts, not dinosaurs

    HAHAHAHA WHAT

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he got lost and died

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just saw Dominion. It's shit. Dodgson has the Barbasol can and gets killed by 3 Dilophosaurus

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Dodgson has the Barbasol can and gets killed by 3 Dilophosaurus
      That's what I want though. I refuse to believe you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Was Kino enough for me for his character. He could of died a way stupider death the way the trilogy was going

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Dodgson has the Barbasol can

      How tho

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        During the 1994 cleanup operation, he infiltrated the island as a worker. He found it after looking around the car Nedry was in. By then he was just a giant black ball of flesh-sludge and maggots.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd agree if he'd make it in time off the island.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He sacrificed human beings for money...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't his intent to get anyone killed. He was reckless not malevolent.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He deactivated the T-Rex barrier what did he think a 50 foot predator was going to do.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The fences were only supposed to be down for a few minutes. Like I said, reckless, not malevolent.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The fences were only supposed to be down for a few minutes. Like I said, reckless, not malevolent.

          This and he didn't deactivate the raptors' barrier as he knew how dangerous they were.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The interior shots and eating scenes were comfy.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Nedry did nothing wrong.
    he didnt order the chili and sea bass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's Chilean sea bass you uncultured fuck.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >t. new

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up Alejandro

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't mind, just going on my daily hour trip to the vending machines
    Unironically a genius plot

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was supposed to pick Newman up from the zoo 12 hours ago!

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell is a "seeb ass"??!?!??

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the Seeb is an elongated small fish present in that area, and the ass is the part you eat it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ah the good ol "bass to trout"

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    for real he didn't
    >come to work for a low wage job make basic code
    >get told you gotta run a whole island's system with one other grumpy dude with no increase in pay around the clock
    >get mocked for your weight constantly by fellow employees
    >knowingly or not by corp esponinage you are landing a fatal blow to a corporation playing god and doing shady ass hit(ingen)
    >you just wanna make millions and retire
    what did he do wrong? Any of us if we were in his situation would of done the same thing if we are smart enough. Fuck ingen.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Posts made by fat people.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >be an apparently amazing coder
      >can't just quit and get a higher paying job

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        InGen specially told him they'd shit talk him to all potential employers if he quit and get him blacklisted.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          In the movie? I don't remember that

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the novella

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"Where is Jessica Hyde's pantry?"

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >let's give the baby-faced guy a can of shaving foam to smuggle out the dinosaur eggs. nobody will suspect a thing.

    you're right btw OP.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was supposed to be whipped cream but a hurricane destroyed Hawaii's (filming location) supply of sweet tit cows so Barbasol Honolulu begged their contact (Attenborough) to product place some shaving cream on set. It's why Big Cream assassinated the head of head shaving CEO Jonathon Barbin in 1995.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite part about the book was the tiny psychotic elephant.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it could have done without the rape scene

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lex had it coming. Begging every strong adult man she could find for a little “pickle.”

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There really is a tiny psychotic elephant in the book.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it could have done without the rape scene

      I liked the part where Lex whispered to Grant she wasn't wearing underwear. Unrelated but did you know Lex and Tim were age-swapped in the movie? Tim was the teen and Lex was ten.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This guy was in tonnes of big films in the late 90s then disappeared. What happened?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He made like a quarter billion dollars off Seinfeld and fucked off.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He got eaten by the Dilophosaurus.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      NEUMAN

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