>"Ronald Reagan is the main villain, and he's stabbed through the heart with a reverse crucifix by the black kid. Then the white girl kisses him over Reagan's dead corpse."
You know that's not too far off from what's actually going to happen. Listen, this shit hole country wouldn't even let me and Lucas get married if they had their way, stabbing Reagan in the heart would be an honor.
Ask an adult if they remember his broadcast on July 4th 1985. The one where he ate a baby. It's not up anywhere that I've been able to find but older people remember.
This show never had a season better than a 7/10.
I don't get it.
Especially now all the child actors grew up to be completely talentless morons(except for maybe the funny Mutt boy)
>Unlike the 4 seasons before this one eleven will come at the end and btfo the bad guy in 5 minutes >Also will is gay lmao >Also there is a third russian subplot because russia bad
what the article neglects to mention is that they cried because the little boys they were mouth raping during the pitch
accidentally bit down on their dicks
They basically gave the Duffers full control of Netflix now, which will backfire since they they're terrible writers and directors. The success of the show is 100% due to the cast and whoever's in charge of the music
Netflix executives cried because the Duffers were adamant that this was the last season and Stranger Things is one of two shows keeping Netflix afloat
What is the other one?
Arcane
I can't think of a single other show that I've seen people actually interested in keeping a netflix subscription to watch
F is for Family
Star Trek Enterprise
Big Mouth
The squirt game
Netflix still has the largest viewing audience by a pretty big margin. Don't put too much faith in the stock market.
>"Ronald Reagan is the main villain, and he's stabbed through the heart with a reverse crucifix by the black kid. Then the white girl kisses him over Reagan's dead corpse."
You know that's not too far off from what's actually going to happen. Listen, this shit hole country wouldn't even let me and Lucas get married if they had their way, stabbing Reagan in the heart would be an honor.
Ask an adult if they remember his broadcast on July 4th 1985. The one where he ate a baby. It's not up anywhere that I've been able to find but older people remember.
Meds now
Wow it must be extra shit this season. Guess I'll be passing
Netflix executives cried because all their work friends had just been laid off and they knew they were next
They realised their only popular show is ending lmao
>pitching a season with 4 successful previous seasons
For real. What’s the pitch? Keep making our show or we’re taking half your subscriber base to disney plus?
This is the only Anon who thinks.
It's probably a budget pitch you mooks. They're obviously going to make it, but that doesn't mean the Suffers have limitless resources.
Nigflix executives definitely also cry if you say their logo out loud.
Millie bobby brown has a scene in her pantsu.
This show never had a season better than a 7/10.
I don't get it.
Especially now all the child actors grew up to be completely talentless morons(except for maybe the funny Mutt boy)
>I don't get it.
Because you're an idiot
>cried
Why did it not use thrle right pronouns? Maybe it's stranger them now
>Unlike the 4 seasons before this one eleven will come at the end and btfo the bad guy in 5 minutes
>Also will is gay lmao
>Also there is a third russian subplot because russia bad
>The Soviet Union bad
Yes
what the article neglects to mention is that they cried because the little boys they were mouth raping during the pitch
accidentally bit down on their dicks
Will gets Aids
Probably tears of joy that it's ending.
the opposite
it's the only thing keeping people subscribed right now
They basically gave the Duffers full control of Netflix now, which will backfire since they they're terrible writers and directors. The success of the show is 100% due to the cast and whoever's in charge of the music
Soi milk lattes - not even once.
Byeler endgame or we riot.
Mike deserves death, and Will deserves a cute boyfriend who doesn't forget he exists every 5 minutes Preferably a blond blue eyed one.
Everything wrong with Mike can be fixed with the removal of Eleven from the mortal coil.
>Elevens funeral, camera pans across the sobbing Hopper-Byers family until we get to Mike and Will who are masking out
Yeah it could work
>Netflix Executives have cried during the pitch of Stranger Things 5.
most of the actors are 18 now they should just fill the show with nude scenes for a final ratings pump before it ends
Netflix pay piggy xisters there are no brakes on the slop shoot!