Becouse its not fake video call. Its green or blue screen there. Then they add video call in post. Only mistake was not to fix logo on post or change paint logo to skype
Does anyone remember the old-timey scenes when a screen had to be shown in a movie or TV show, and CLEARLY it was all HTML made to look to fit the scene? I always thought that was lazy, like why couldn't they have an actual AIM chat going on with an actor typing their script.
Clearly I was wrong, and the effort to create all those "hacking" interfaces and police databases and whatnot should've been appreciated by me more.
>It's showing as her current window asshat.
The current window is supposed to be a video call program of some kind, or possibly even a web browser. The current window in the scene is clearly paint.
Becouse its not fake video call. Its green or blue screen there. Then they add video call in post. Only mistake was not to fix logo on post or change paint logo to skype
>Becouse its not fake video call. Its green or blue screen there.
I guess they used paint to make the screen one colour.
>attractive women in revealing clothing bad >frumpy cat ladies in unflattering clothing talking about degenerate sex acts strong and empowering
i'll never understand 'toids
Women don’t watch most live action porn and definitely don’t get into it like men and they’re right not to because most of its disgusting. Even the idea of a b***h watching that shit is a turn off, I’d much rather frick the one that gets soppy panties from reading some stupid sex book for girls than watching some chick get split 3 ways by huge wieners.
Yes, it's especially great when you have hyperphantasia. Whatever I read from the description is made x10 better from my minds eye. I abuse it with porn.
>closer than previous adaptations
.... how? So far the closest thing we have is that new movie that came out (that for turned to shit because of dog shit writers and woke casting)
I have never seen a more effective takedown than this utter insanity. Holy fricking shit. BLACK WESKER LANCE REDDICK in the complete goofy ass costume with all the exact mannerisms was too much for me. I just burst out laughing. It's affectionate self-parody. And if you want 'woke shit', I can tell you right now that the white characters are the only reasonable, intelligent people in the show. Black sisters literally make zero good decisions the entire run-time, it's eight episodes of BAD END with all their mistakes and horrible choices biting them in the ass over and over.
Loved it. It's actually moronic.
yeah, the game was a glorified cheesy B horror movie from the very first game full of ridiculous shit, trying to make a RE movie/show extremely serious in tone is always going to be dumb imo.
Guys, I've been reading about the Weimar Republic and this seems awfully similar. Like they're actually pushing this deceneracy upon us like how they did back then. Wtf is going on.
well keep in mind weimar was a small little place. modern shit is everywhere across the earth except mainland china and north korea and the people in those places are subhuman
I don’t think anyone knows what they’re doing anymore though to be fair RE hasn’t known what it’s doing with itself since like 1999. They should just completely reboot the timeline.
From what I heard it does try to tie in to the games, and it’s trying to be a sequel (I watched one review online tho maybe they’re moronic). I think they should just go back to 1998 and start over. All the mainline protagonists (the ones people actually care about) are pushing 50 years old.
From what I heard it does try to tie in to the games, and it’s trying to be a sequel (I watched one review online tho maybe they’re moronic). I think they should just go back to 1998 and start over. All the mainline protagonists (the ones people actually care about) are pushing 50 years old.
It's "edgy humor," or my tinfoil hat itake is that some channers have grown up to be writers for a shitty netflix series and can't help but break containment "for the lulz"
first ep has a couple dozen and a gigantic, bus-sized mutated caterpillar. other appearances include lickers and a spider the size of a van. past that idk because im only on ep5
I WORKED FOR THE UMBRELLA CORPORATION, THE LARGEST MULTINATIONAL CORPORATION IN THE WORLD THERE WAS AN OUTBREAK EVERYONE DIED TROUBLE IS THEY DIDN'T STAY DEAD
I'm a huge fan of the original trilogy(and CV), but if you think that's what Resident evil has been for the past 20 years then you are actually moronic.
It's been shit, that's why they come back to the origins over and over again
>No such things in the RE trilogy, which are the only real RE games. The OTS and FPS trash doesn't count.
I just want you to know I came here to laugh at you
Yeah the moronic tend to laugh at facts a lot these days, so color me unimpressed
>No such things in the RE trilogy, which are the only real RE games. The OTS and FPS trash doesn't count.
I just want you to know I came here to laugh at you
The first game is especially played pretty straight. It feels more like a weird Japanese homage to the X Files than anything. It's only the voice acting that's unintentionally goofy, but that's what you get when Japs who barely speak English try to direct some random foreigners who barely speak Japanese.
>your own ideas get shot down >get to direct show based on an already established IP >forever your all shitty ideas into it until it doesn't even resemble the thing anymore
Creatives in Hollywood for the most part don’t play much vidya, they would be better off hiring creative consultants that worked on the games and then giving them actual power to veto the ideas of the director if they are shit and don’t fit.
Wow. Was this before or after GoT? I saw him as a depressed alcoholic detective in some BBC show and it was actually pretty good. Felt like a prestige mini-series a la Luther or Sherlock. Didn't realize he also did this kind of schlock.
Remember when Resident evil was about surviving when the odds are against you by using your mind and your skills as a specially trained police officer?
No it was always about using strategy guides to find all the hidden magnum/grenade launcher ammo so that you could one cycle the boss.
I love Resident Evil. It is my favorite video game franchise. I have played every single one of the games and have watched all of the movies. Resident Evil isn't some gritty super realistic or dramatic epic. It is a weird Japanese video game with all the goofiness that entails.
I don't understand all you morons holding it to such a high standard. Remember this( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbcTtbXnOCo ) was entirely a capcom production.
>always about using strategy guides
what the frick are you talking about the game showers you with ammo and the puzzles aren’t hard or complex enough for you to need to bust out a strategy guide like Silent Hill, don’t tell me you’re serious with this bullshit. Count the insane amount of ammo you have by the time you get to the police station in RE2 and none of the ammo is hidden away or in weird spots
And what is it with that stupid timeline? Who the frick thought it would be a good idea to force some teenage girl drama into a zombie show? >Guys, guys: I have a great idea. Let's bore the audience to death with some meaningless shit! They won't see THAT coming!
“One of the sisters gets bit by a zombie dog, should we let the audience wonder if she dies and that’s why the sister is researching zombies? No, let’s immediately cut to the next scene of the umbrella agent telling her the sisters been looking for her”
Wondering this myself. I just watched a trailer. Not a white person in it.
What the actual frick is wrong with ((them)). I am pretty sure chinese, Indian and Japanese TV don't think "hey we need to fill this show with basically 98% white people".
>all the resident evil games happened up to at least 5 >this is confirmed by Super-Wesker teleporting around killing USS goons and one of his clones mentioning that he 'died in a volcano' >umbrella is trying to make a panacea for mental health using T-Virus behavioral modification properties >unsurprisingly, high doses of the drug lead to primary T-Virus infection. the turn rate is about 72 hours >EXCEPT in one of the Wesker clones' heavily GMO'd daughter, where the virus flat-out refuses to mutate her. She's just a carrier. Her bite is infectious though. >A whole bunch of nothing-much happens as the scene bounces back and forth between 2022 and 2036. >there's zombies, a control-plagas-like zombie, a giga-caterpillar, a giga-spider, a giga-croc, some lickers, and a Tyrant T-002 >the Tyrant T-002 doesn't do anything, you just get to see it like twice.
>2 annoying black teens move into a gated community >screem racism and get into fights at school >half the show is random drama >one of them gets bit by a zombie dog in a lab >gains zombie superpowers and become super emo >rest of shows is set in post apocalyptic future >its one of those 2 chicks getting chased by umbrealla thats now led by the zombie sister and fighting zombies
Watched only half, to be honest its fricking moronic. Its a flashaback every 10 minutes so it runs 2 plots at the same time, but nether is interesting.
8 episodes of NOTHING HAPPENS >show T-001 in tank >do nothing with it >scene near the end after lab explodes >mutated claw hand busts through rubble
this show isn't getting a second season. i hate this. why can't they just make it right?
the guy that played the Wesker clones was pretty kino i guess though.
also >zoomer music for like 15 minutes every episode
jesus CHRIST
They pulled a Jupiter Legacy? netflix writers have to learn to end their stories, you're not getting another season unless you do Stranger Things numbers.
>fan fiction characters >music video scenes >Black folk
gonna pass on this one. I watched episode 1 but I don't see any point in watching as this isn't resident evil, it's just a aggressively bad zombie show with the RE name trying to draw attention.
I'm 4 episodes in by now and have to say it isn't all bad. That episode in Calais you could tell they really wanted to make horror. They even threw in a chainsaw and the bodycount was satisfying.
I just started to watch the first episode and I'm having hard time getting through it.
This fricking teenage drama bullshit is straight from some Disney shit. I knew this was going to be terrible but holy frick this is worse than I expected. Does it get any better?
That homosexual is straight of lying to u, 90% of it is Wesker Family Drama bullshit, Absolutely nothing about the Umbrella Corp other than Wesker works for them and Evil CEO dyke trying to control the world, but besides that, Literally its the daughters constantly fricking shit up, Jade Wesker is responible for the outbreak, also for the outbreak of the zombies at the cult place, also literally gets everyone killed and some how were suppose to root for this b***h? this show is resident evil in name only, without it, it could literally be another generic zombie show with bad CGI, oh the zombies in this show can only get you by smelling blood, So it would be fair to think all women would be killed off first because of there periods, unless their in fortified places and trannies killed too for dilating too much.
>The flashbacks are all teenage drama
No, they are not. It's still about Wheskers daughters, true. But the bully-bullshit stops and they start figuring out what happened to one of them after she got bitten.
I feel bad about Welcome To Racoon City. The director had the right intentions but the producers or studio cut the budget and decided to rush filming during covid where most shit had to be greenscreened and they had to follow the pandemic protocols.
1. He's really wesker
2. This is clearly just a generic zombie show that they attached resident evil to when they remembered it existed and they had a licence for it. So no, nothing significant.
1. main wesker is a clone. there are 4 weskers including the real one. all played by reddick
2. there are lickers, lisa, a guy has a hydra, diant spiders, giant croc, real wesker has fast move powers and died in a volcano, tyrant shows up but doesnt do anything, 'master of unlocking'. there might be a few that i forgot about
1. main wesker is a clone. there are 4 weskers including the real one. all played by reddick
2. there are lickers, lisa, a guy has a hydra, diant spiders, giant croc, real wesker has fast move powers and died in a volcano, tyrant shows up but doesnt do anything, 'master of unlocking'. there might be a few that i forgot about
another i forgot, original racoon city being nuked is brought up
1. main wesker is a clone. there are 4 weskers including the real one. all played by reddick
2. there are lickers, lisa, a guy has a hydra, diant spiders, giant croc, real wesker has fast move powers and died in a volcano, tyrant shows up but doesnt do anything, 'master of unlocking'. there might be a few that i forgot about
Thanks, Anon. Just saw that while I was skimming the thread and needed to refresh upon posting.
>Black folk >a giant caterpillar >school drama >no security on the lab >a zombie dog who can open elevator doors chasing 2 girls was supposed to be the scary scene? >lesbians married
wtf is this shit im only in ep 2 and this is the worst show ive ever seen in my life
Honestly if Wesker was white I could forgive all the stupid shit. If they got an actor that looked and sounded and acted like him he could carry a godwaful story. Dennis Hopper made a career out of carrying trash movies on his shoulders.
Lance Reddick is walking kino and always has been. Dumb shit like giant caterpillars has always been in RE's DNA, the first game had a fight with a zombie shark
>RE4 chainsaw man/Doctor Salvadore
Why...
Because it's cool
They should gave it to Koreans >resident evil Korea edition.
>Twenty minutes of each episode devoted to a love triangle between teenagers
I'm good
Oh no my cringe reddit mind was too triggered by your based use of the word Black person, I hope I don't get raped on my way to my safe space.
You know how everyone hates you in real life because you're weird and creepy looking? How is it that you've managed to cultivate such a c**ty personality that I can tell you're a virgin just from the way you type? >y-you're going for the hole response of calling me a virgin
And yet it's true, which you know. Get your shit together
MCNULTY PORNHUB IS UP MY ASS ON ALL THAT ZOOTOPIA PARODY SHIT ON MSN PAINT AND YOU HAVE THE GODDAMN NERVE TO TELL ME THERE'S A GIANT FRICKING CATERPILLAR SOMEWHERE OUT THERE WHEN THE MAYO OF NON NUKED RACCOON CITY TELLS ME PEOPLE ARE GETTING EATEN IN THEIR TENT CONDOS BY GIANT FRICKING SPIDERS NOW?!!? IMA GONNA GET MY moronic CLONE BERT ON THIS CASE CAUSE YOU'RE OFF IT, I GOT MY WIFE'S DAUGHTERS TO SUPPORT HERE GODDAMN IT!!!!!!
>resident evil show >its an adaptation of RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION movie but with black woke women >has 0 in common with games >takes place in a post apocalypse mad max wasteland >half of it is flashback to school teen drama
That smug fatso working for Umbrella was way more enjoyable. Should have kept him and let him fight alongside the MC through the wasteland for some episodes.
>lance reddick is a kino factory and single-handedly carries the show
hes barely in it, he has maybe 2-3 minutes screen time per episode
the show is about some black unlikeable chick
>Hot b***hes
In 2022? That's considered a Hate Crime to woke Twitter so no won't be happening.
Reading these comments after watching this show, HOLY shit, they Have 8 hours of this shit and Literally not one frickable woman in this show, I mean frickable if its the apocalypse, but I am convinced this is for highschool girls because the past storyline is literal highschool teenage girl bullshit, and the "present" storyline is about a super smart chick that dont need no man and has Some Dude literally raising her daughter while finding a cure to save the world...Im no longer angry, this show was literally not ment for me
If they want to adapt something from Resident Evil just for the name recognition, do a hillbilly slasher based on 7. At least that genre isn't worn the frick out like zombie shit and you could probably get John Carroll Lynch to play Jack Baker for pretty cheap.
Is Netflix deliberately trying to ruin all anime/video games via shit shows? >Death Note >Cowboy Bebop >now this shit >black wesker
WHY IS NETFLIX SO BAD
Is Netflix deliberately trying to ruin all anime/video games via shit shows? >Death Note >Cowboy Bebop >now this shit >black wesker
WHY IS NETFLIX SO BAD
This black wesker carries the show without him this would be some CW tier canceled show.
>Black Wesker carried the show
Agreed, seems like the only interesting character. I have also given up on expecting characters to match their reference. All I care about is if they can actually fit the role and can play the character well. >I hated dark tower movie. Really enjoyed the actor they played as Roland
Wow this series wtf? At least the Halo Paramount series kinda tried to stay relevant to the source material. This is RE as much as it has a guy named Wesker that's it. It just reeks of Netflix money laundering they're not even trying anymore to hide it.
Hey you FRICKS didn't tell me that mexican bawd elizabeth boner was in this...I might watch this trash after all, episode 1 is fricking terrible so far but she's hot >inb4 le EBIN maisie williams meme
they actually address this in the show and its the most Wesker thing you could imagine, why do you guys just yell at clouds instead of just watching stuff?
The writing for this show is atrocious. Not like RE was ever high Shakespeare in the first place but how do you write shit like this? Even if you took diarrhea threw it into a blender and threw it against the wall it'd still be better script than this Netflix crap
How do you think the actors, directors, producers, etc feel when they release these shows and nobody really cares that much and they get mixed reviews?
Is she doing a video conference call using microsoft paint?
what the frick? why do this when its easier to fake a video call
Becouse its not fake video call. Its green or blue screen there. Then they add video call in post. Only mistake was not to fix logo on post or change paint logo to skype
>not having video phone calls in paint
NOT TO MENTION THE DUMB b***h ISN'T EVEN CONNECTED TO A NETWORK OR THE INTERNET AND ALSO WHO TF ONLY HAS 1 WINDOWS NOTIFICATION??
me, right now.
>checking your windows notifications
to clear them, yes. people who leave their notifications are actually putting more effort into it by trying to distract themselves from it.
>not on Alarms Only mode
Why are you blaming the character for the prop/art department's mistakes?
Easy fix in post. I blame the whole crew for not caring.
It's not the characters fault. It's the actors fault for being born black.
Does anyone remember the old-timey scenes when a screen had to be shown in a movie or TV show, and CLEARLY it was all HTML made to look to fit the scene? I always thought that was lazy, like why couldn't they have an actual AIM chat going on with an actor typing their script.
Clearly I was wrong, and the effort to create all those "hacking" interfaces and police databases and whatnot should've been appreciated by me more.
Yeah I remember that.
Once I was interested in that. Thought that was cool.
In the end you get a visual graphics consultant adviser credit
Sometimes you could see in web browsers the fake address in the bar and it being obvious local file names
Umbrella bought the ultra-premium license it seems.
It's showing as her current window asshat.
>It's showing as her current window asshat.
The current window is supposed to be a video call program of some kind, or possibly even a web browser. The current window in the scene is clearly paint.
>Becouse its not fake video call. Its green or blue screen there.
I guess they used paint to make the screen one colour.
no internet
>attractive women in revealing clothing bad
>frumpy cat ladies in unflattering clothing talking about degenerate sex acts strong and empowering
i'll never understand 'toids
based
Indeed
More like Resident Blacks
>read porn
>read
Do women really??
Why do you think 50 Shades of Grey was so popular?
I mean, most of it is going to be comics and fanfics, so yeah. There's a few videos around, but those get old quick.
Women don’t watch most live action porn and definitely don’t get into it like men and they’re right not to because most of its disgusting. Even the idea of a b***h watching that shit is a turn off, I’d much rather frick the one that gets soppy panties from reading some stupid sex book for girls than watching some chick get split 3 ways by huge wieners.
Erotic novels are pretty kino, your imagination is just shot from having never used it.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7532229/1/The-Predalien-s-Mate
It's written by a woman
Yes, it's especially great when you have hyperphantasia. Whatever I read from the description is made x10 better from my minds eye. I abuse it with porn.
Ay lmao Niggflix
>closer than previous adaptations
.... how? So far the closest thing we have is that new movie that came out (that for turned to shit because of dog shit writers and woke casting)
They only care about subscribers
>59% in spite of being filled with black people
Damn, it must really suck.
written by a latinx c**t who looks like a troon
I want to frick the bunny.
I have never seen a more effective takedown than this utter insanity. Holy fricking shit. BLACK WESKER LANCE REDDICK in the complete goofy ass costume with all the exact mannerisms was too much for me. I just burst out laughing. It's affectionate self-parody. And if you want 'woke shit', I can tell you right now that the white characters are the only reasonable, intelligent people in the show. Black sisters literally make zero good decisions the entire run-time, it's eight episodes of BAD END with all their mistakes and horrible choices biting them in the ass over and over.
Loved it. It's actually moronic.
Lance is so based that I'm tempted to watch his scenes but everything about the show sounds so bad
>muh John wick assassin hotel clerk meme
Holy fricking plebbit
I'd watch it if huwhite Wesker and black clone Wesker or whatever teamed up.
When did people forget that resident evil is supposed to be pretty moronic? The movies keep trying to be completely serious.
lots of fake fans pretending to be outraged
yeah, the game was a glorified cheesy B horror movie from the very first game full of ridiculous shit, trying to make a RE movie/show extremely serious in tone is always going to be dumb imo.
so now theyre using resident evil to commit white genocide? ffs, it never ends
that was already debunked
the one where he fricks all the bunny sisters is better
Whoever created this series obviously hates the RE games, the fans and white ppl in general, just like Disney with Star Wars
Post the one where Nick bangs all of Judy's sisters
Bunny?
This isn’t cute, this is cringe and gross and israeliteflix sucks, but I’m not a furry and I do want to frick the bunny,
That's nice gay, yiff in hell.
lol how's Something Awful these days?
SEX
Guys, I've been reading about the Weimar Republic and this seems awfully similar. Like they're actually pushing this deceneracy upon us like how they did back then. Wtf is going on.
the world is already degenerate. 70% of internet traffic is porn related. how much porn do you watch frog frick
Good news is, we all know what happened after Weimar.
Yeah, all the men started killing each other while the women laughed at them.
That is until the survivors started raping.
honestly can't wait until I can frick a 5 year old
well keep in mind weimar was a small little place. modern shit is everywhere across the earth except mainland china and north korea and the people in those places are subhuman
So how many BOWs are in the show? Just the caterpillar?
So is this. Its a moronic mess and I enjoyed every second of it.
What in the frick is this
Is it not obvious? It's Resident Evil.
I don’t think anyone knows what they’re doing anymore though to be fair RE hasn’t known what it’s doing with itself since like 1999. They should just completely reboot the timeline.
This is a reboot
From what I heard it does try to tie in to the games, and it’s trying to be a sequel (I watched one review online tho maybe they’re moronic). I think they should just go back to 1998 and start over. All the mainline protagonists (the ones people actually care about) are pushing 50 years old.
This is a reboot, hot and fresh out the poop chute
this shit isn't canon morons
Great. They should still reboot the game timeline completely.
Nothing is anymore, canon won't get you royalties
Looks moronic yeah...i will watch it but my hopes are not high now.
Whats the context here?
Billie used Umbrella technology to mind control her.
It's mostly boring though this happens at the very end
resident
evil
>Remember jim carey as robotnik? Why don't we have a character like that too?
hey, that's the chick from that videogame.
>Black G
> IRL: Tragic
She's so beautiful, but her American accent is so bad.
>so beautiful
No, not really. 3 at best specially without photoshop.
resident evil musical would unironically be kino
The state of western media is to hide everything behind layers of meta and irony so it cant be criticized
Yeah, I'm getting tired of the "its supposed to be bad" and the "just shut your brain off" excuses.
The second one was decent, except for the parts where the characters act moronic so that they'll get killed.
Morb energy
>It's either conspiracy nutcases or Cinemaphile virgins...
>or both
>it's usually both
My brain actually hurts after watching this shit. THE TYRANT DIDN'T EVEN GET TO DO ANYTHING
What is it with tv-shows mentioning Cinemaphile recently anyway? In The Boys they did it repeatedly.
It's "edgy humor," or my tinfoil hat itake is that some channers have grown up to be writers for a shitty netflix series and can't help but break containment "for the lulz"
>This is what working at Umbrella will do to a motherfricker
This feels like it should be in a dance movie where the line that follows after that is "You just got served!".
>HAVE SEX
>POOP MY PANTS AGAIN
This looks like pookino, is all the show bollywood tier?
>Nigflix
not even once
Miles-df accounts for 23% of Russian GDP
Haven't seen a single zombie in any of the webms or screenshots from this show yet. Do they eventually encounter any or not?
Maybe the real zombies were the friends we made along the way.
The zombies are all the White people in the audience. It’s an experimental anti-racist interactive experience.
first ep has a couple dozen and a gigantic, bus-sized mutated caterpillar. other appearances include lickers and a spider the size of a van. past that idk because im only on ep5
>past that idk because im only on ep5
I this a joke? There's no zombies for four episodes?
>There's no zombies for four episodes?
Of course there are. Just not in both timelines.
>Zombies?
I guess you guys aren't at the
>Cinemaphile virgins
part yet
Kek you gonna love it.
Seems like they really consider Cinemaphile a threat.
>only reading it
Weak.
UUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
Lmao watching this rn, what the frick, it makes paul WS anderson films look like fricking masterpieces
I WORKED FOR THE UMBRELLA CORPORATION, THE LARGEST MULTINATIONAL CORPORATION IN THE WORLD THERE WAS AN OUTBREAK EVERYONE DIED TROUBLE IS THEY DIDN'T STAY DEAD
I’m convinced netflix has an algorithm that data mines reddit and shits out scripts and they just film it
RE always has and always will be cringe and moronic, and that's a good thing
People who think its serious horror have never actually played a game
Frick off, RE is cool camp, this is just the usual blacktroony formula applied on zombies
Boulder punching and giant midget robot statues are not camp, they are full pants on head moronic
No such things in the RE trilogy, which are the only real RE games. The OTS and FPS trash doesn't count.
I'm a huge fan of the original trilogy(and CV), but if you think that's what Resident evil has been for the past 20 years then you are actually moronic.
It's been shit, that's why they come back to the origins over and over again
Yeah the moronic tend to laugh at facts a lot these days, so color me unimpressed
>No such things in the RE trilogy, which are the only real RE games. The OTS and FPS trash doesn't count.
I just want you to know I came here to laugh at you
The first game is especially played pretty straight. It feels more like a weird Japanese homage to the X Files than anything. It's only the voice acting that's unintentionally goofy, but that's what you get when Japs who barely speak English try to direct some random foreigners who barely speak Japanese.
T. Zoomer
Isn't this raciss
The bully daughter was cute.
I'm seven minutes in and they already have me rooting for the zombies. How the frick can one person be that stupid and still be alive?
Hell on Earth
>Ameryczka jest kurwa najlepsza
>your own ideas get shot down
>get to direct show based on an already established IP
>forever your all shitty ideas into it until it doesn't even resemble the thing anymore
Why does this happen to video games every time?
Creatives in Hollywood for the most part don’t play much vidya, they would be better off hiring creative consultants that worked on the games and then giving them actual power to veto the ideas of the director if they are shit and don’t fit.
Except that games don't make for good movies. Most storylines are dogshit.
For crying out loud. Now a zombies face melted away from fire. Who the frick comes up with that shit?
I loved the part where she claims theyre not dead, despite not needing anything and their eyes rotting away.
I had no hope in this.
I knew it wasn't going to have anything to do with the games and it was going to be chock full of Black folk.
?t=13
And this is from the movie..
Isaacs was a raving lunatic moron though
Is that fricking Iain Glen?
That's right
Wow. Was this before or after GoT? I saw him as a depressed alcoholic detective in some BBC show and it was actually pretty good. Felt like a prestige mini-series a la Luther or Sherlock. Didn't realize he also did this kind of schlock.
It's during/after AFAIK
Neat. Thanks Anon, I learned something today.
The movies has a lot of flaws but sometimes good acting and great set pieces, linked scene is one of them.
Remember when Resident evil was about surviving when the odds are against you by using your mind and your skills as a specially trained police officer?
No it was always about using strategy guides to find all the hidden magnum/grenade launcher ammo so that you could one cycle the boss.
I love Resident Evil. It is my favorite video game franchise. I have played every single one of the games and have watched all of the movies. Resident Evil isn't some gritty super realistic or dramatic epic. It is a weird Japanese video game with all the goofiness that entails.
I don't understand all you morons holding it to such a high standard. Remember this( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbcTtbXnOCo ) was entirely a capcom production.
Japs went full moron after matrix came out
>always about using strategy guides
what the frick are you talking about the game showers you with ammo and the puzzles aren’t hard or complex enough for you to need to bust out a strategy guide like Silent Hill, don’t tell me you’re serious with this bullshit. Count the insane amount of ammo you have by the time you get to the police station in RE2 and none of the ammo is hidden away or in weird spots
it's not funny to make fun of morons, anon
No. It's always been cheesy as frick, whether intentional or not.
Never you moron
And what is it with that stupid timeline? Who the frick thought it would be a good idea to force some teenage girl drama into a zombie show?
>Guys, guys: I have a great idea. Let's bore the audience to death with some meaningless shit! They won't see THAT coming!
“One of the sisters gets bit by a zombie dog, should we let the audience wonder if she dies and that’s why the sister is researching zombies? No, let’s immediately cut to the next scene of the umbrella agent telling her the sisters been looking for her”
I've skipping past the teen drama scenes, does anything important happen in them?
I just wanted a spooky investigation thriller based on STARS and raccoon city
why does it always has to be about umbrella and post apocalyptic bullshit written like a twitter fanfic ?
Alright, where can I read some of this Zootopia porn.
Why is wesker black? Why is he seemingly a good guy? Why is every white person in power evil? Why the frick is this even called resident evil?
zombies and giant monstercaterpillars bro
Netflix
Why can't we have nice resident evil things 🙁
Netflix pay pig sisters... I don't feel so good
It was a funny line.
When he crossdresses*
Why's thsi fox so popular to femboy up? Explain yourselves furries.
Just finished the first episode and idk if I can go on. They could have called it anything else and I would never have known the difference.
Is anyone gonna post the Nyaa line or there is another thread for that?
is that actually how it's pronounced?
is this real lmao
yes, happens in episode 2.
Ffs. Now super-sheboon jumped from like 40ft height and just walked away.
Why do modern writer always want to write many slice of life soap opera shit?
soillenials are a disease
Netflix how about second season, please.
Is there any sort of treatment out there for Black person fatigue?
Suicide. Thanks for playing.
Wondering this myself. I just watched a trailer. Not a white person in it.
What the actual frick is wrong with ((them)). I am pretty sure chinese, Indian and Japanese TV don't think "hey we need to fill this show with basically 98% white people".
You could start by trying to be a better person.
When will Black folk try the same?
After you have a nice day. So sad!
what did resident evil say about nyaa?
Can i get a quick rundown of the whole plot, is it at least ella balinska kino?
>all the resident evil games happened up to at least 5
>this is confirmed by Super-Wesker teleporting around killing USS goons and one of his clones mentioning that he 'died in a volcano'
>umbrella is trying to make a panacea for mental health using T-Virus behavioral modification properties
>unsurprisingly, high doses of the drug lead to primary T-Virus infection. the turn rate is about 72 hours
>EXCEPT in one of the Wesker clones' heavily GMO'd daughter, where the virus flat-out refuses to mutate her. She's just a carrier. Her bite is infectious though.
>A whole bunch of nothing-much happens as the scene bounces back and forth between 2022 and 2036.
>there's zombies, a control-plagas-like zombie, a giga-caterpillar, a giga-spider, a giga-croc, some lickers, and a Tyrant T-002
>the Tyrant T-002 doesn't do anything, you just get to see it like twice.
Why keep doing the clone shit? That was the worst part of the Anderson movies, and they were already plenty bad without it.
>Can i get a quick rundown of the whole plot
>2 annoying black teens move into a gated community
>screem racism and get into fights at school
>half the show is random drama
>one of them gets bit by a zombie dog in a lab
>gains zombie superpowers and become super emo
>rest of shows is set in post apocalyptic future
>its one of those 2 chicks getting chased by umbrealla thats now led by the zombie sister and fighting zombies
Watched only half, to be honest its fricking moronic. Its a flashaback every 10 minutes so it runs 2 plots at the same time, but nether is interesting.
8 episodes of NOTHING HAPPENS
>show T-001 in tank
>do nothing with it
>scene near the end after lab explodes
>mutated claw hand busts through rubble
this show isn't getting a second season. i hate this. why can't they just make it right?
the guy that played the Wesker clones was pretty kino i guess though.
also
>zoomer music for like 15 minutes every episode
jesus CHRIST
They pulled a Jupiter Legacy? netflix writers have to learn to end their stories, you're not getting another season unless you do Stranger Things numbers.
Surf Dracula Syndrome
lmao literally have a nice day homosexual shill troonyjanny
What is it about this series that makes people want to adapt it to live action yet never actually adapting the videogames faithfully?
>adapting the videogames faithfully?
Not enough Black folk.
The only good RE movie was the first one. A straight forward action-horror made for fans of that genre.
Apparently OG Wesker makes a brief appearance. Anyone got a pic?
why are zoomers so bad at writing that they just insert le current year memes? do they not understand that it's annoying and jarring to the audience?
>fan fiction characters
>music video scenes
>Black folk
gonna pass on this one. I watched episode 1 but I don't see any point in watching as this isn't resident evil, it's just a aggressively bad zombie show with the RE name trying to draw attention.
I'm 4 episodes in by now and have to say it isn't all bad. That episode in Calais you could tell they really wanted to make horror. They even threw in a chainsaw and the bodycount was satisfying.
the yakuza just want money.
Just a heads up anons, but if Nyaa goes out in the next month or something, blame this show.
I just started to watch the first episode and I'm having hard time getting through it.
This fricking teenage drama bullshit is straight from some Disney shit. I knew this was going to be terrible but holy frick this is worse than I expected. Does it get any better?
That teenage drama thankfully is only in ep1. The timelines keep switching but once one girl gets bitten the trope changes.
Alright good to know, thanks. If I finish the season and it turned out to be complete trash, I will fight you.
That homosexual is straight of lying to u, 90% of it is Wesker Family Drama bullshit, Absolutely nothing about the Umbrella Corp other than Wesker works for them and Evil CEO dyke trying to control the world, but besides that, Literally its the daughters constantly fricking shit up, Jade Wesker is responible for the outbreak, also for the outbreak of the zombies at the cult place, also literally gets everyone killed and some how were suppose to root for this b***h? this show is resident evil in name only, without it, it could literally be another generic zombie show with bad CGI, oh the zombies in this show can only get you by smelling blood, So it would be fair to think all women would be killed off first because of there periods, unless their in fortified places and trannies killed too for dilating too much.
Why lie? The flashbacks are all teenage drama you shill.
don't listen to him anon.
>The flashbacks are all teenage drama
No, they are not. It's still about Wheskers daughters, true. But the bully-bullshit stops and they start figuring out what happened to one of them after she got bitten.
Someone said original blonde Wesker shows up but I don't know if they were just shitposting.
he doesnt the main wesker is a clone. the real wesker is reddick with a black trench coat and sunglasses
>first episode is full of Black person animal activist highschool bully drama
I feel bad about Welcome To Racoon City. The director had the right intentions but the producers or studio cut the budget and decided to rush filming during covid where most shit had to be greenscreened and they had to follow the pandemic protocols.
please someone answer these questions
1. Is Black person Wesker really Wesker or a clone?
2. Any significant references or cameos to the game?
1. He's really wesker
2. This is clearly just a generic zombie show that they attached resident evil to when they remembered it existed and they had a licence for it. So no, nothing significant.
1. main wesker is a clone. there are 4 weskers including the real one. all played by reddick
2. there are lickers, lisa, a guy has a hydra, diant spiders, giant croc, real wesker has fast move powers and died in a volcano, tyrant shows up but doesnt do anything, 'master of unlocking'. there might be a few that i forgot about
Oh they mention to Find Ada Wong at the end, But seeing as how this show is going Shes probably gonna be played by pic rel
meet your new Ada
mmm i want those big gorilla teeth to take a bite out of me
another i forgot, original racoon city being nuked is brought up
Just finished watching it, if more is made I'll probably watch that too.
Is it explained why Wesker is black?
Thanks, Anon. Just saw that while I was skimming the thread and needed to refresh upon posting.
Corona.
Because Lance Reddick is cool and Ella Balinska is hot.
I'll agree with the first part but I think Ella isn't and was the worst of the three new Angels.
We can agree to disagree, by my count she was the best of them.
>Black folk
>a giant caterpillar
>school drama
>no security on the lab
>a zombie dog who can open elevator doors chasing 2 girls was supposed to be the scary scene?
>lesbians married
wtf is this shit im only in ep 2 and this is the worst show ive ever seen in my life
For me, it's Siena Agudong as Billie Wesker.
WDF is this? the existence of this makes livin in outside in a tent improbable.
Do they ever say why Wesker is black now? Is it a new virus or mutation?
it doesn't matter, what matters is.....
>new racoon city
>Weskar has children now.
Honestly if Wesker was white I could forgive all the stupid shit. If they got an actor that looked and sounded and acted like him he could carry a godwaful story. Dennis Hopper made a career out of carrying trash movies on his shoulders.
>RE4 chainsaw man/Doctor Salvadore
Why...
They should gave it to Koreans
>resident evil Korea edition.
This shit is so bad and I'm too big a resident evil fanboi to not watch it. It's funding grim how horrible the writing is.
Critical of what? Wesker being black?
Lance Reddick is walking kino and always has been. Dumb shit like giant caterpillars has always been in RE's DNA, the first game had a fight with a zombie shark
Because it's cool
>Twenty minutes of each episode devoted to a love triangle between teenagers
I'm good
better than
>black woman strong
>black woman childhood love triangle.
see
especially the last sentence
How eloquent. I hope you get a paper cut in your urethra
Oh look a reddit homosexual doesn't know what site he is on of course homosexuals like you are woke apologists.
I accept your defeat
You should accept that you will never be a woman.
wtf i will never be a woman???
You don't need to project your fetish onto me
Oh no my cringe reddit mind was too triggered by your based use of the word Black person, I hope I don't get raped on my way to my safe space.
You know how everyone hates you in real life because you're weird and creepy looking? How is it that you've managed to cultivate such a c**ty personality that I can tell you're a virgin just from the way you type?
>y-you're going for the hole response of calling me a virgin
And yet it's true, which you know. Get your shit together
>Because it's cool
>new scene
>Wilhelm scream
No that's cool.
if past him saw him now what would he think about himself?
>I've still got it
what does he got lad?
WARP SPEED DON'T RAINBOW READ ME, homie! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH!
MCNULTY PORNHUB IS UP MY ASS ON ALL THAT ZOOTOPIA PARODY SHIT ON MSN PAINT AND YOU HAVE THE GODDAMN NERVE TO TELL ME THERE'S A GIANT FRICKING CATERPILLAR SOMEWHERE OUT THERE WHEN THE MAYO OF NON NUKED RACCOON CITY TELLS ME PEOPLE ARE GETTING EATEN IN THEIR TENT CONDOS BY GIANT FRICKING SPIDERS NOW?!!? IMA GONNA GET MY moronic CLONE BERT ON THIS CASE CAUSE YOU'RE OFF IT, I GOT MY WIFE'S DAUGHTERS TO SUPPORT HERE GODDAMN IT!!!!!!
>resident evil show
>its an adaptation of RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION movie but with black woke women
>has 0 in common with games
>takes place in a post apocalypse mad max wasteland
>half of it is flashback to school teen drama
What in the frick is this show?
lance reddick is a kino factory and single-handedly carries the show
That smug fatso working for Umbrella was way more enjoyable. Should have kept him and let him fight alongside the MC through the wasteland for some episodes.
>lance reddick is a kino factory and single-handedly carries the show
hes barely in it, he has maybe 2-3 minutes screen time per episode
the show is about some black unlikeable chick
why is a poo making fun of vegans?
Why can't vegans take bants?
i still don't understand why this chick was so aggro.
South Africans are subhuman and violent. Also her dad was cucked hard
seemed like typical bully going after the new kid stuff
never seen actual bully with words to an actual fight.
Yeah, they made a point to show she's being bullied by the White kids, so they can get the "cyclical violence as a product of White supremacy" bit
That didn't happen
The White girls block her from sitting with them.
Ah yes, this is what the RE games are about. Vegan quips.
>[sucks teeth]: The Show
>Looks moronic yeah...i will watch it but my hopes are not high now.
>Looks moronic
>i will watch
>my hopes are not high
>make a base surrounded by zombies
>only way out is a helicopter
>helicopter part fails
>die.
>only black person in the school
>attack someone without covering your skin
>frame your sister.
>all these black people
>all this moronic meme spouting
I'm convinced someone working there is from Cinemaphile like that guy who made the meme porn video
professional victims in here, they're already fabricating things to be offended by
Where is the violence and hot b***hes
>Hot b***hes
In 2022? That's considered a Hate Crime to woke Twitter so no won't be happening.
You one note chuds are so fricking boring
YWNBAW
Come on don't stop there go down your list so you earn your chud points
no
Reading these comments after watching this show, HOLY shit, they Have 8 hours of this shit and Literally not one frickable woman in this show, I mean frickable if its the apocalypse, but I am convinced this is for highschool girls because the past storyline is literal highschool teenage girl bullshit, and the "present" storyline is about a super smart chick that dont need no man and has Some Dude literally raising her daughter while finding a cure to save the world...Im no longer angry, this show was literally not ment for me
If they want to adapt something from Resident Evil just for the name recognition, do a hillbilly slasher based on 7. At least that genre isn't worn the frick out like zombie shit and you could probably get John Carroll Lynch to play Jack Baker for pretty cheap.
Is Netflix deliberately trying to ruin all anime/video games via shit shows?
>Death Note
>Cowboy Bebop
>now this shit
>black wesker
WHY IS NETFLIX SO BAD
Black wesker is the least of it's problems
This black wesker carries the show without him this would be some CW tier canceled show.
It’s going to get cancelled anyway. Nobody gives a frick about resident evil if it’s not a video game.
>Black Wesker carried the show
Agreed, seems like the only interesting character. I have also given up on expecting characters to match their reference. All I care about is if they can actually fit the role and can play the character well.
>I hated dark tower movie. Really enjoyed the actor they played as Roland
because they think those fanbases are as moronic as capeshit Black folk.
Note
mcfricking kill me
https://www.theverge.com/2022/7/6/23197036/netflix-death-note-duffer-brothers-upside-down-studios
>he forgot the Castlevania show
What a travesty what they did to such a legendary franchise
Wow this series wtf? At least the Halo Paramount series kinda tried to stay relevant to the source material. This is RE as much as it has a guy named Wesker that's it. It just reeks of Netflix money laundering they're not even trying anymore to hide it.
Hey you FRICKS didn't tell me that mexican bawd elizabeth boner was in this...I might watch this trash after all, episode 1 is fricking terrible so far but she's hot
>inb4 le EBIN maisie williams meme
how much of a face blind moron are you bro?
She does look like Merced
why is wesker black
why do the main characters look nothing like jill or claire or ada
who the frick wrote this?
weskar being black is the least of problems anon.
Why would he have kids Black person?
>least of the problems
this is albert fricking wesker
His race doesn't matter anon THEY MAKE HIM A DAD WITH KIDS AND HE IS LIVING IN SOUTH AFRICA AND WORKS FOR UMBRELLA.
they actually address this in the show and its the most Wesker thing you could imagine, why do you guys just yell at clouds instead of just watching stuff?
>his password is spock21
Kys Black person. even a fricking shitty low level employ without access to computer for work still has password that changes with rsa or some shit.
Pedophilia normalization is just around the corner.
>black b***h jumps like 30 feet and lands feet first on some piece of metal and immediately starts running away
The writing for this show is atrocious. Not like RE was ever high Shakespeare in the first place but how do you write shit like this? Even if you took diarrhea threw it into a blender and threw it against the wall it'd still be better script than this Netflix crap
Who the frick is funding all the bad anime/adaptations at Netflix?
Did they give a blank check to a total fricking moron, that thought this and Death Note and Bebop were good ideas?
OH BTW, live action One Piece is coming.
Young Jade Wesker is a fricking babboon holy shit. At least the actor playing Wesker has good fricking screem presence
all you need to know
when i durn to yah
How do you think the actors, directors, producers, etc feel when they release these shows and nobody really cares that much and they get mixed reviews?
are some actors just nick cage poor?OR do they like to take almost any roll
>the guy adapting the show is literally named "Dab"
Zoomers have to cut it out with the memes