>never got clears of those charges/crime he did not commit
>still can not do magic
>everyone is still ok with this
Harry potter world sucks dick yo.
>never got clears of those charges/crime he did not commit. >still can not do magic
>never got clears of those charges/crime he did not commit
>still can not do magic
>everyone is still ok with this
Harry potter world sucks dick yo.
I'm pretty sure he used magic a few times in the movies. I didn't even know he was forbidden to use it until now.
He did but he mentioned to Harry when they first met that he wasn't allowed to use magic and he'd like Harry to keep it secret. Dumbledore knew he was innocent so turned his umbrella into a wand so he could do basic magic to get by.
>>He did but he mentioned to Harry when they first met that he wasn't allowed to use magic and he'd like Harry to keep it secret.
He used it in front of muggles tho, he turned harry's cousin into a pig or something. I thought that's the illegal thing he was doing.
>Dumbledore knew he was innocent so he truned his umbrella into a wand so he could do basic magic
"Yer a wiz- hnnnggg"
Hagrid's face screwed up in concentration.
"Hol' on a sec. Hnnngggg!"
A dreadful, overpowering stench permeated the cabin as Harry and the Dursleys gagged and retched in disgust. Apparently, the giant man, with no warning or justification, had decided to push out an equally giant shit right into his pants as he stood there talking to Harry.
Hagrid then produced a gaudy pink umbrella and, looking down over his shoulder, pointed the tip of it at the back of his trousers, which were now visibly bulging and seeping with shit.
"Now then, what is the meaning of this?!" bellowed Uncle Vernon. Dudley, meanwhile, could no longer take the horrid smell, and began to vomit all over Aunt Petunia's shoes, while she shrieked in horror, "Oh Dudders, not on mummy's shoes!"
"Er... evanesco shit," Hagrid muttered, giving the umbrella a little wiggle and a squishy poke to his bum.
The shocking smell and the lumpy wet bulge both promptly vanished, and Hagrid beamed.
"Yer a wizard, Harry!"
>turned his umbrella into a wand
Nah, the wand was repaired as best as it could be then placed inside the umbrella to hide it.
He gets to frick a frenchie
That's woon big wooman
Prisoner of Azkaban should have ended with a kiss between Harry and Hermione up there on the astronomy tower and then the other books should have become slice of life school romantic comedy resulting in happy tears sex in the mating position.
back to fanfiction.net you go
>Why yes I do read fanfictions about Harry destroying Hermione's underage puss
Sorry, but Hermione is for Snape
What the frick to all these wizards and witches do, anyways? What is the point of training them? The jedi have some type of role in their government so it makes sense to keep training new ones. What's the point of hogwarts?
Do you not see how the Ministry of Magic is basically the Jedi Order to some degree? Are you really that moronic?
but the jedi weren't a secret, plus the jedi actually did shit, where as the minstiry (and wizard scum in general) just jack off and kill each other every once in a while
the wizards know that the ~~*powers that be*~~ would have them killed off
The jedi have a gigantic temple in the middle of the capitol. Hogwarts hides in some pocket dimension or whatever. The ministry of magic seems more like some wannabe shadow government zog shit than the jedi order .
They learn how to control their super awesome powers. They aren't there to serve you or whatever, it's their own world.
hey alright
>be wizard
>get expelled from school
>government destroys your wand you bought with your own gold
>now you can't perform magic and won't be allowed to support yourself
What the hell did the government mean by this?
why couldnt he just buy a wand from a private seller?
He should've gone to another country after he got expelled like Gellert Grindelwald did.
No body needs military grade assault magic wards. Only aurors should have them
Omg Harry Potter predicted gun control
He was too young to know any real magic the question is what the frick do you do with a wizard you expelled? You’d have to erase his memory and basically make him a muggle. I guess he avoided that with dumbledore’s help.
>be huwyte
>say n-word out loud
>government destroys your reputation and lets the noble Black folks loot and burn the town you lived in
>now you can't get a job and you're probably going to jail anyways
What did Americans mean by this?
I think in some of the extra material that Rowling's been pumping out since the end of the series it's said that Hagrid does get exonerated at some point.
Why was hagrid allowed to use magic in the first book to attack Duddley?
Neither him nor Harry are legally allowed to use magic at this point so shouldn't that have come up on whatever the magical monitoring system is?
>Why was hagrid allowed to use magic in the first book to attack Duddley?
He wasn't, see
>so shouldn't that have come up on whatever the magical monitoring system is?
No because he's an adult so the trace no longer tracks him.
They were allowed to know about magic because they're his family, same deal with muggleborns. Plus Vernon and Petunia already knew about magic anyway, it was only a surprise to Dudley.
>the trace no longer tracks him
You're telling me Wizards don't keep the trace on people who are banned from using magic?
They already have a way of monitoring it so why wouldn't they use it?
The trace is a spell on the wands that disappears when you're an adult. Why Dobby's magic set off the alarms isn't entirely clear, the most likely explanations are that he either intentionally set them off to get Harry in trouble, or the ministry was paying special attention to his house for some reason.
But we know from the last book you can keep the trace on someone if you want to.
Harry still having the trace on him despite being of age is a plot point in the last book.
You're telling me they have the choice to keep on tracking people who shouldn't legally be casting magic but choose not to because "hey he turned 17".
Harry didn't have the trace on him, they kept finding him because of the taboo
You're right i'm moronic.
>shouldn't that have come up on whatever the magical monitoring system is?
I think that only works for kids since full-grown wizards would be able to bypass it's gaze.
If not they'd always know where Voldemort is.
How was Hagrid able to fix his wand by just putting it in a umbrella when every other time in the series a wand is broken it's completely fricked apart from when Harry uses the most powerful wand in the world to fix his?
Are we meant to assume Dumbledore fixed it for him since he owned the wand before Harry?
Broken wands do work a bit, they're just not very good and can backfire. Hagrid was attempting to turn Dudley into a pig entirely, but as he had a damaged wand it only gave him a tail.
>THE WRITER DIDN'T THINK THIS TINY DETAIL THROUGH. FRANCHISE RUINED!
Doesn't matter now after he died saving them from ice zombies.
just like real life
Hold my butterbeer...
>live in a whole fricking world of magic
>have at least one wizard parent
>can't use magic at all; not even once
>spend entire career cleaning up after and taking shit from snot-nosed brats who go on to do magic you can only dream of
>spend entire career cleaning up after and taking shit from snot-nosed brats who go on to do magic you can only dream of
a job that would be trivial if he had magic
Filch seems to have been given the job out of pity and really serves more as a general busybody than an actual janny, the house elves are the ones who really clean the castle.
he's not a janitor, he's a custodian.
>custodian
>a person employed to clean and maintain a building.
sounds like a janny to me
If you haven't seen it before, I recommend reading Confund Us by RavenKing.
How big do you think Hagrids wiener was? Im guessing at LEAST ten thick inches, and probably pretty hairy
It would be really obscene if he used that thick groundskeepers club on some of the girls in the story