never watched the boomer spiderman films. what the frick was his problem?
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never watched the boomer spiderman films. what the frick was his problem?
Just go watch the movies
He's just a guy having some fun, what's wrong with that?
But yeah you should watch em OP, or at least 1 & 2
The didn't watch the best Spider-Man movies?
He is the antagonist in a superhero film, it's really not that complicated
homie he's nuts
He has ligma.
He has the mind goblin
What the hells ligma
Ligma balls, sir.
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How about sugma
He's got drip.
TLDR - Narcissistic CEO with a massive ego and anger issues huffs crazy gas, gains superpowers
+ neglects his son
I don't know why but that made me laugh
The fact that he neglects his son got neglected
He took a serum to get superpowers and he went crazy, that's literally it. Not a very profound character, but he doesn't have to be.
he didn't go back to formula
Go watch them, zoomer. I'm a millenial , by the way. Skip the third one.
Green Goblin is honestly pretty unique in that he actually achieved his goal. The first time Spider-man fights him he is already successful, his quest is finished, his master plan carried over, he got away with it scot free, revenge had been had.
his end goal was to kill Spider-Man, and Goblin was killed trying to. What the frick are you on? He failed his goal, that was a mini side-quest at the start just like all cape villains manage to do.
No? He didn't take the formula thinking "Damn, I finally get to kill Spider-Man"
He did it because frick the Oscorp board of directors
That's complete opposite, the frick do you mean? At no point does Spider-man factor in in creation of Goblin. Spider-man is the side-quest in Goblin's life.
Norman Osborne basically promise the military captain America powers with an iron man suit.
When he showed them the Goblin suit they rightfully said it was stupid and back out. The CEO's threw Norman under the bus. Norman went Goblin and killed them with a pumpkin bomb.
I don't think Spider-Man really matter Goblin was basically a dog chasing a car, you could replace Spider-Man with any hero
Did you see the competition?
Suit + quick glider > slow moving shooting practice
Paint it camouflage colors and it would have been fine
>slow moving shooting practice
I try and forget that part, it's actually a huge flaw in the movie that the military went with that instead of Osborne.
Clearly the movie didn't want to spend money on a suit superior to the goblin suit
>huge flaw in the movie
I think it's a good way of showing the General's personality.
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>Nothing would please me more than to put Norman Osborn out of business
He's a petty idiot who denied a project for personal reasons. Slocum was Norman's "Flash".
He didn't give a shit about Spider-man until Peter interferred with his attack. He always wanted to kill the board members and save his company.
>Green Goblin is honestly pretty unique in that he actually achieved his goal.
Thanos actually achieved his goal as well, it was all just entirely undone with unforseeable parallel timeline bullshittery.
>When he skeletizes those homies
what a chad
Gasp, those skeletons were masquerading as humans this whole time!
Thank you Green Goblin!
Are they ok?
He offered Peter fruitcake, and he spat in his face
Norman was a billionaire scientist who never had time for his son. But something went screwy, and before you knew he was trying to kill everyone.
HE'S SCARIER WITHOUT IT ON
He just wanted to legalize weed
He had just finished opening his restaurant in an impoverished neighbourhood when a black man died. Haven't you seen the /gif/?
if you never watched the boomer movies all you need to know is that he's another spider-man's villain who got sent to another universe.
sony being sony wouldn't explain this and just fall back on nostalgia to explain why the goblin does what he does. thank god to the MCU for actually giving him some depth beyond "look it's Willem Dafoe from that Spider-Man movie years ago"
Why pretend Sony didn't make the original trilogy
Essentially frick over spiderman. Regardless of which universe. Kino
Literally his motive in the original movie was super vague beyond the idea that his powers could allow him to take over the world. He wanted Spider-Man to “join him” on a crusade that had no defined goal. If anything, NWH actually expanded on the character trait that he was an exceptionalist, he essentially just pushes the anti-Uncle Ben rhetoric, that worth great power comes absolute authority. It’s honestly pretty impressive how in character the whole villain cast is, despite some having more screen time than others.
NWH made Norman and Otto seem completely innocent when not at the mercy of their superpowers though, which wasn't the case originally.
I dunno, Otto seemed pretty not-evil in Spider-Man 2. He knocks Spider-Man away from deactivating his original machine, but that was more of a kneejerk reaction than an evil act. Once he wakes up with the arms attached to him, he even immediately considers killing himself, but the arms talk him out of it and essentially take control of him (which he said is what would happen without the inhibitor chip). And then as soon as he overpowers the arms' minds at the end, he dies saving the city. Seems fairly innocent to me.
His soldier serum side effects drew out the worst parts of himself and consolidated into a separate personality.
He sniffed the krazy gas which made him go KRAY-ZEEEE nothing I do has to make any sense becuz I’m KRAAYY-ZEEEEEE!!!
He’s something of a scientist himself
mental illness, it's made fairly obvious in NWH
It’s not mental illness, it’s brain damage from the fart he snorted in Raimi 1
Well kinda? He wasn't mentally ill initially, just prideful. After getting his military project revoked based on his assistant's advice of going back to the basic formula planning of the super soldier serum he decides to test it on himself. That doesn't go well, and the Goblin is created as a separate personality inside Osborn. They go a lot heavier with the sympathetic DID idea in NWH but that's all from the formula in the first place.
He did that mad scientist thing were he tested on himself to prove it worked before he got shut down/loses funding trope. Then showed why this is indeed a bad idea as it drove him insane. Though I think it's more played off as it made his bad traits a hundred times worse. But results were the same.
someone post the Goblin spinebuster
funfact this sequence was all Willem Dafoe doing his own stunts and improving
Why is he so based?
This entire sequence was what redeemed the movie from a masturbatory clip show to a genuinely interesting story that advanced Peter's character
My favorite part of the movie
and the three Spideys swinging
If they ever do Scropion, this is what I want from the fights, a return to Spiderman's pro wrestling roots
Seeing Spider-zoomer getting BTFO by the Chad Goblin was the best part of this otherwise shit movie.
Even if the MCU has been basically dead since 2018, this movie was sovlful as frick.
Probably the best line in the MCU.
>Strong enough to have it all.
>TOO WEAK TO TAKE IT.
I don't know how William does it, he's excellent.
Dafoe goes all in when you get him for a role.
>gods don't have to choose, we take
Why is Weird Al in a Marvel film?
You dumb frick. Look up "Boomer" before you make a bigger ass of yourself.
>Boomer movies
>Spider no hyphen Man
no hyphen Man
Boomer? This film came out in 2002. It's older than some zoomers, for frick's sake.
It's bait, considering the fact that most zoomers probably have at least seen one of the OG movies via reruns or on DVD like me
He, the guy who played JJJ and Kirsten dinst's nippl3s carried Spiderman 1.
Toby maguire and his boring bullshit was so goddamned dull.
Should have been a comedy adventure and cut back on the shit on Spiderman/drama bullshit.
>Should have been a comedy adventure
All capeshit should put action before comedy
The dry "acting" of Tobey maguire was all built on drama that fell hilariously flat and shit on Peter moments.
Spiderman is one of the heroes that DEMAMD comedy for his stuff to work or he's just some dorky sad frick swinging around being kinda weird
>or he's just some dorky sad frick swinging around being kinda weird
and that's why tobey's spiderman is beloved and andrew's wasn't.
Tobey spiderman is extremely relatable and grounded
TIL the baby boom started in 2002.
>Millennials
>Gen Zs
>None of 'em existed
>They are all Boomers
Basic facts anon. Where you been?
Goblin got superpowers, immediately shit all over all the people who wronged him, and decided this kicked ass and having superpowers means he can do whatever he wants.
He looks at Spider-Man and sees someone with similar abilities who's playing hero and thinks he ought to be a selfish bastard too, and because he refuses, this pisses the goblin off.
>boomer spiderman films.
What the frick has this world come to.
You know, the movie could have just been the three Spidies facing off against Norman and it would have been just as good (if not better).
I can’t there’s people who haven’t seen the rami movies
well yeah there are genuine Holland/Garfield fans.
That can only make sense if they've never seen the Raimi movies.
>the boomer spiderman films
I am unaware of any Spider-Man movies made between 1946 and 1964.
You frickhead,
So you skipped the only good Spider-man movies?
The new ones are good too
They're all better than Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man movies.
Lol no.
filtered
NWH was absolute trash.
Why people like it so much?
Nostalgia and cameos.
It's a good movie
Why do you think its such an irredeemable movie?
It's fun to watch Willem and Alfred run acting rings around everyone else
>mcu spidey’s first decent villain and movie
>only because they took characters from other spider trilogies
Yikes…
You DCucks are trying way too hard
I’m a spideygay. Homecoming was mediocre and Far From Home was crap.
They were kino chump
Vulture and Mysterio were good villains in mediocre features. yeah them being tied to Stark in their pasts were back but scavenger Vulture and false hero Mysterio were genuinely clever creative ideas for the characters.
I just woke up from a dream in which I watched MCU Spider-Man 4.
For some reason I didn't catch on to it being a dream despite the fact that the movie opened with a scene of Peter getting ready to eat out MJ, with a clear shot of her pussy.
Beyond that it was a bit more reasonable, with the fragment of the Raimi Symbiote ending up in MJ's possession, turning her into something like the MCU version of Spider-Gwen.
>Beyond that it was a bit more reasonable, with the fragment of the Raimi Symbiote ending up in MJ's possession, turning her into something like the MCU version of Spider-Gwen.
Lame, she should be Firestar.
ngl i'd love to see the next trilogy just unironically go the amazing friends route with Iceman and Firestar becoming friends of Peters, fighting crime and shit.
Watch the old ones
wath them homie
watch the films
>Boomer Spiderman films
They were in the 2000s you underage piece of shit.
Do you guys realize that Harry take the serum and dont get mad?
so the oscorp super soldier serum works
How embarasing