>never went through the humiliation ritual
>never had a box office bomb
>never involved in any sort of public or political scandal
>his name in the credits alone brings people to the cinema
>one of the most famous actors for the past 30 years
>worked with every big name succesful director currently on Hollywood
>worst they can say about him is that he likes young women (like every other dude)
how did he do it, Cinemaphile?
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Keanu Reeves has an even clearer image though
Can’t act though
Nah that was you
Woah, take that back
He got fricked in the ass by Brian Peck
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you just know someone is a creep when he is dressing like this in his 30s
hello fellow kids
You also know from the child rape conviction
The hat?
>Conviction(s) Oral copulation with a minor under 16
do you guys think leonardo swallowed?
he clearly got his twink ass passed around back in the 90s
Don's Plum was bad enough he sued
dons plum was great
Humiliation ritual.
He was clearly molested and fricked in his younger days. Does anyone have the youtube link that shows him running his fingers on a producers shirt? A producer that prior to that got hit with child molestation charges. Shit is disturbing
>youtube link that shows him running his fingers on a producers shirt
Wtf alright I'm monitoring this thread now
It's between 40 to 45 seconds if anyone's wondering. Only teenage girls with their first older boyfriend act like that.
I got bad vibes from that dude during the whole video. Looked him up: Brian Peck
>He was arrested in 2003 for sexually assaulting Drake Bell when Bell was 15 years old, and was sentenced to 16 months of prison the following year
Disgusting
Starts at 35 seconds. Fondling the guy's arm, or a fidgety ingenue?
meh people were a lot more touchy in the 90s
and kids fidget with everything
Hello newbie, there's footage of pedo Brian Peck touching him back in the 90s.
This performance was amazing. OP has merely forgotten why Leo's the GOAT
He was so good at this that he assumed he would be typecast as weirdos his entire life and struggled to play a relatively normal dude in Titanic.
leonardo morono
so when is he playing orson welles?
>never had a box office bomb
Blood Diamond lost the studio $50m
literally his last movie with scorshitty was box office flop
and literally zero oscars lolz
>lolz
Why do snarky socially-feminine nonwhite males hate him so much, anyway?
Leo grew up with the sitcom cast of Growing Pains. Producer Brian Peck (a producer who also raped Drake Bell and collected serial killer memorabilia) on the show infamously molested him and I think he did it regularly. There's a behind the scenes video where you can tell there's a lot of tension between him and the producer being interviewed.
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Leo definitely got raped. He just wanted to be in the industry, and he was beautiful and talented enough to not get kicked out. He's like the closest actor we have to young Marlon Brando, and is royalty. One day when he's like 70 he probably would spill everything. Also adult Leo was in a J Edgar Hoover biopic where he had sex with Army Hammer. Humiliation rituals don't escape anyone, some are subtle and some are in your face.
Brando underplayed 95% of the time, not Leo.
>One day when he's like 70 he probably would spill everything
He's too much of a pussy to ever do that. He doesn't have the dgaf attitude that Brando had
Scream acting and beard acting.
I'm not trying to sound like an actual femcel here but Leo hit the wall a decade ago and has never recovered. It's almost sad. I feel similarly about Brad Pitt, never understood how people could keep praising him when he looks like a creep.
He had to bend the knee and apologize to Lady Gaga when she bumped into him and he made a weird face.
his hairline want through the humiliation ritual lmao
Since he's clearly gay, his whole public girl hearthrob image IS the humiliation ritual. Lifelong. He's never getting off the ride.
He sucked the right dick
>never went through the humiliation ritual
It was a good movie.
Yes it's very in-your-face but that's more honest.
give it time the israelites will get him
JEdgar
Revolutionary Road
>never went through the humiliation ritual
Isn't there a movie where someone puts a candle up his ass?
Gay sex in Total Eclipse.
He was terrible in Basketball Diaries. Really terrible. So
He got raped by Brian Peck.
Many such cases
went through the humiliation ritual
He gets raped by a bear in The Revenant
>never went through the humiliation ritual
>never had a box office bomb
>never involved in any sort of public or political scandal
>his name in the credits alone brings people to the cinema
>one of the most famous actors for the past 30 years
>only produced Kino of the highest quality even makes movies himself
>worst they can say about him is that hes in Scientology
they can say about him is that hes in Scientology
That's a pretty fricked up thing, i you don't mind me to say
Cant Bruise the Cruise!
>worst they can say about him is that hes in Scientology
But that is really bad.
>Scientologists actually believe in Xenu who among many things had a spaceship that looked like a DC8 without jet engines
Cause you totally need wings in space...
>To reach a higher level in Scientology, you have to pay for a test, only way to get higher up is to pay
>You can fail the test as many times as it takes, you can always just pay again and redo the test
>Test is literally a guy with an e-meter coming up with "results" from the "readings"
If you ask too many questions, you will fail the test. Once you shut up and just go along with the Scientology bullshit you suddenly reach a higer OT. After they have milked you for your money
>They actually believe Battlefield Earth is not a bad movie and the story makes sense
>Sea Org (you will just have to read about this)
This is literally the most stupid religion ever. For having absolutely FRICK ALL to do with science it is ironic that it's called Scientology. I guess if you aren't israeli this is the alternative way for the White man to evade taxes and belong to a cult. The difference is judaism will lead you into good roles, Scientology... Well I mean Battlefield Earth. Watch it if you haven't. John Travolta personally bankrolled the movie, the rest was an investment scam.
Moronology would be a better name
I’m a huge Cruise supporter, but come on. Paramount wanted to boot him from Mission: Impossible and replace him with Jeremy Renner until Brad Bird and McQuarrie intervened.
The Mummy
The Mummy was still good, its watchable and not complete garbage.
I enjoy all Cruise Kinos.
All Tom Cruise movies are absolute Kinos, everything hes in is top tier cinema of the highesr quality. Tom always gives his best.
The first Cruise Reacher movie rules, but the second sucks.
I enjoy his work and pretty much try to emulate his lifestyle (single guy with money).
Based Leo.
>how did he do it, Cinemaphile?
He never tried to hide what he is. Simple as. You cannot shame or humiliate those who have not done anything they don't think they did wrong or not hiding. He has dated legal aged women who all stay the same age while he gets younger because he can. There is not fricking other reason around it. He is just another successful bachelor for life. He will never have kids publicly until he is to old to care.