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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >female protagonist

    when did alien get so woke. pass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      THIS

      true Alien fans won't watch this slop

      It would be a humiliation ritual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      See the thing is that I have met some stupendously moronic people on Cinemaphile who would genuinely take this stance.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying Dallas shouldn't have been the main character and Ripley shouldn't have been naked, breasts out, covered in goo and moaning while being turned into an egg
        We were robbed and you know it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        and yet so much these days is degraded to front current agendas, so if it's not, it's easy to make that mistake, or to simply dismiss it having been put off by starting a movie only to find it isn't really about anything, and doesn't have any underlying theme or idea, and simply exists to try and make you think what someone else thinks you should.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm suddenly reminded of the time when my female character in Elona got impregnated by some monster and eventually gave birth

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao, these israelites are not even subtle. The shot right before OP is a Black person standing there.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      seems like you think about black men's penises a lot

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I've had it with these muthafrickin aliens on this muthafrickin spaceship!

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like she b sucking dat long-ass BBC!

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s the original idea.
    When Aliens turned Xenomorphs into dumb bugs the rape was toned down a lot. Frankly they should forget that lore and reintroduce people being made back into eggs as was in the original cut. That idea makes the life cycle of the Xeno weird and alien.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aliens didn't tone down anything. The facehuggers try to mouthrape both Ripley and Newt. And choke the shit out of Ripley to make it happen. Shut up, dumbshit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s some schizophrenic that posts this in every alien thread. Best just ignore him.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cgi facehugger swarms jumping at people with motion blur
          trash

          Aliens is pretty shit tho. The designs are cool but it's just an action flick.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but it's just an action flick
            Better than the proto-A24 slowburn horror that Alien was

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Giger liked the MILF xenomorph.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Males get turned into eggs
        Females get turned into big titty xenomorph that eventually grow into queens

        ;^)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reintroduce people being made back into eggs
      Hell yes

      Spergs will cry about it but that deleted scene was extremely disturbing and made the aliens so much more sinister. Imagine being slowly dissolved into an egg yolk? Anyone would choose death over that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Life cycle?
      homie they evolve faster than a life cycle, just imagine that they were genetically coded to maximize their reproductive capabilities in different environment and shit.
      Alien 3 should have shown the alien dog giving birth... like a dog, to showcase how unique it was.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tum

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cailee a CUTE

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    me on the right

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alien?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's in the screen cap?
    I thought we have seen it all?
    slippery worm slipping into man's mouth
    face fricker
    alien tongue fricking men

    what's the new feature here?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alien ruined goofy monsters so now they have to pay for their crime by making them 4ever

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well at least the silhouette looks like a woman. That's good because I am a little tired of seeing men getting fricked since the first movie.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I just want Pulse rifles and action. wtf is happening

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great now I’m not going to get erect when I’m gonna have sex with my girlfriend later cause I’m fetishising the facehugger fem-rape

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best thing to come out of this slop is the bandwagon artists making a bunch of facehugger porn

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That can't possibly be right, that Michael Fassbender homosexual flute playing movie came out like six months ago

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, I get you.
      My life literally ended during trailer season of Prometheus. I stopped progressing or having future since then.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trailer can't wait to tell you it's not from Ridley Scott
    >but they also worried that you might not know the director

    >anyway you can relax now because the director filmed the male protagonist getting funneled with his own cum because he wanted to do it on a woman
    >which is what Prometheus and Covenant were about

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This scene is going to be hard to top but honestly when they point out it was directed by the guy who did the Evil Dead remake and Don't Breathe?

    Both of those movies were high on the "Oh no, a boner!" scale

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Species 2 rape was hotter, t bh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The impregnation part here isn't even scary
      The actual horror part is when you see the baby xenos being out of the woman's belly. It really gives the Ripley clones' scene from Resurrection a run for it's money

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is throat fricking so hot

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black person

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          whats your problem

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what was Giger's opinion on this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He would probably jerk off furiously while sticking his brushes up his ass and making screeching alien like noises. That man was a creep

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Somehow Hudson has come back.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > game isn't over, man

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