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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >troony film written by a director who can't write
    jesus fricking christ this is so dead on arrival

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a cute froggy, I want to kiss her.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tiktok dance sequence for marketing
    >extreme sexual content for film critics
    >big cast doing cartoonish characters
    >oversaturated colors, flashy visuals
    >ambiguous political messaging
    >brain worm pop song score

    The exact formula for making a critically acclaimed movie in the 2020s

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ambiguous political messaging
      just watch the daily wire

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As long as it's interesting I'm fine with that formula

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one can distinguish between art and slop anymore and that's a concerning issue

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Poor Things was pure slop, it maddens me that no-one could see it.
        This is coming from someone who liked the favourite and the lobster too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reading this pissed me off, how can a person be this moronic?
      like really? people like this genuinely exist?

      one of the most midwit post I've ever seen for quite sometimes, like holy shit you're moronic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >funny dancing is le bad
      >sexual scenes are le bad
      >cartoonish character are le bad
      >vivid colors are le bad
      >having any subtle message is le bad
      >pop song in movie is le bad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn it it looks interesting.

        Good I love Emma

        I'm excited

        Kino

        reading this pissed me off, how can a person be this moronic?
        like really? people like this genuinely exist?

        one of the most midwit post I've ever seen for quite sometimes, like holy shit you're moronic.

        le funny frog dance means it's kino xD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much. This trailer doesn't really inform on what the movie is about. Kind of a hodgepodge of vignettes of overly eccentric characters doing things ostentatiously, wouldn't look out of place in a GTA game.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please no i dont want to see this hag's breasts ever again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even better, she apparently gets blacked by Mamadou Athie and all the characters watch the sextape back.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex her right there and then, creampie her and then make her go around with my cum dripping down her thighs

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's Emily, chud

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    normiecore at it's finest
    next station: inception

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm excited

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still using SWEET DREAMS in movies

    lol what a hack

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is written by the good Lanthimos collaborator.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lanthimos can't miss

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All his movies minus The Lobster are bad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Killing of a Sacred Deer is his only kino

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In an ironic manner sure, but it's not a well written film

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That is literally one of the worst films I've ever seen
          >dude Greek myth but with tryhard farthouse dialogue and cinematography, and we cast Colin Farrell and another ugly mick as a gay couple

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The dialogue is dry, stiff, humorless, and unnatural, but it's not "tryhard" and I don't see how that would be arthouse either.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    emma porn is back on the menu boys

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I’m not seeing any more Yorgos slop after Poor Shit

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People laugh at Lanthimos here in Gayreece because his films are gay nerd shit.
    You should do the same.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good to know greece hasn't lost the culture

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care about prostitutes and morons, frick off.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good I love Emma

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >director starts hiring with the same actors all the time

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn it it looks interesting.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t think of anything I’d rather see less than this trash.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Three hours
    >Three different stories
    >Every critic agrees it's the most off-putting, commercially unviable film Yorgos has ever made (the guy made Dogtooth)

    And yet it's getting better marketing than his last two movies and a prime summer release? The frick?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will watch for Hunter.

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