NEW FRICK AND MORTIMER COMING OUT OR MAYBE IT ALREADY AIRED I DONT HAVE TV!!!!!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When will Morty impregnate Summer?

    They were teasing us with the giant incest baby episode, but we want the real deal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this but unironically, have them stranded somewhere and become lovers and timeskips only for rick to come pick them up and say
      >geez you horny brats it was only 3 days

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they were teasing us from the very first episode

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          fridge body. are the sanchez's cryptoisraelites?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            sanchez is a hispanic surname

            Rick might be a cuban gusan, that's the only way i can explain his deep pockets to buy all sorts of tech bullshit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          summer and beth are so hot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if it has yet to air, what's the link to a stream of the station that broadcasts this show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Youtubetv.com

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Youtubetv.com
        what the frick is this? youtube has cable tv? not available in my country/my account was banned from this but wot?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I envy your ignorance.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stream?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    favorite rick quote?
    >yeah, welcome to the club, pal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get a job Jerry, it's been 10 years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You and the word "epoch" have a lot of catching up to do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hello my name is rick sanchez

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Morty: aw jeez rick thats out of context here, you've said that before
      Rick: im about to break bad, Mortimer, mom's gonna freak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      puffy vegana

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Worse. You're smart.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rick and Morty has been shit the last two seasons, I have no hope for the rest of 6

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it starts in about 3 1/2 hours

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.

    The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.

    As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. XD

    And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower)
      based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > replying to stale as frick pasta
        Suduko immediately

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >t. 100000 IQ Szechuan Sauce connoisseur

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Rick's nihilistic outlook
      best part of this copypasta, people that genuinely believe this are too moronic to understand Rick

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think they have a previous full episode on YT.
    I love Rick. His hair is the Statue of Liberty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FAN THEORY
      what is Rick is actually an alternate dimension character of Lisa Simpson who grew up to develop the same substance abuse problems her father had?!?!?!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Homer was the perfect dad, that's the underlying irony of the show. Maybe try watching it.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PICKLE RICK

    formerly licked

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
    AAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHAAAAAA
    AAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Black person Black person Black folk
    MORTY RICK Black person homosexual AHAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
    AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
    CUM CUM FRICK Black person MORTY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for all of his edginess, Rick will never ever dare to say the nword

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        rick and morty is a show that merely implies its racism by never having a black rick in the show, the implication of course being that a black rick wouldn't be able to do portal travel but possibly that all the other ricks genocided the black ricks.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why are all the characters the same age across all universes?
          As cringe as it is to say when the frick do we get female morties outside of rule34?

          watch season 6 episode 1

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They weren't actually female Morty's

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              read

              >Why are all the characters the same age across all universes?
              the central finite curve

              all the rick and mortimers we know are connected. evil morty escaped to where there are female middle aged blue hair morty's

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I distinctly remember seeing a black Rick somewhere in one of the citadel episodes, same with an Arab Rick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What if he starts rapping in the final episode?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he's also done that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >forgetting the shitty episode with the giant talking heads making them write and perform a song

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it was a subtle metaphor for religion in case you ddn't notice, watch the episode again with that in mind

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I couldn't care less, I watch the show for moronic wacky adventures, not for life lessons or political statements. Which is exactly why season 5 onward has been so fricking bad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ha, I take you merely lack the IQ to understand its humor and insightful commentary on important topics

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                some good moments but ya I agree. This season's been good so far

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >good
                it's been ok so far

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are all the characters the same age across all universes?
    As cringe as it is to say when the frick do we get female morties outside of rule34?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are all the characters the same age across all universes?
      the central finite curve

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aww geez

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remembered how much I enjoyed the first season, so I watched an episode of season six because it was free on youtube. Show went downhill fast, everyone points to pickle rick and I guess that's probably it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's Season 3 in general. Season 3 had a really entertaining premiere but it throws out all of Rick's development from the end of Season 2, then Season 3 really starts to force this idea that Rick is this awful abuser and Rick and Morty have a very toxic relationship. Their relationship wasn't perfect but Rick wasn't a monster either.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    vid related

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They look simply EPIC here
    We need more Christopher Lloyd cameos

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    where wer you when heard rick was pickle first time?

    I was at home.

    "no"

    i cannot laugh again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you cant laugh again because you blew out your windpipe laughing so hard or because you know in your heart of hearts that you have experienced peak comedy?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this show turned me trans and I haven't looked back since.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How the hell did Rick and Morty turn you trans

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it turned me nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor, right up the trans alley.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE IS THE STREAM

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 more hours
    stream is usual place

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHERE Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        www.moroniczoomer.suk.my.ck

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no.u.n.i.g.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >there's still a few loose screws in his face
      >now turn away as he pull a phrase out his usual place

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      link?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=link+(gay+zelda+porn)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wow thanks for linking me hot lesbian porn

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So https://ustvgo.tv/cartoon-network/ is dead? Where to stream it now?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you watch this don’t even go back to r*ddit, throw yourself into the path of an oncoming train.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this season even any good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's only the third episode today. So far it's 50/50 good/bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok, but they will never top Rick's private toilet world episode. Not even kidding.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone who isn't a homosexual give a stream link?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Can someone who isn't a homosexual give a stream link?
      >someone who isn't a homosexual

      sorry, try another thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nope.
      100% homosexuals here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >quads

        damn, guess we all need to suck wieners now. i mean keep sucking them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          make it so

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh my god i am a pickle

    aaaaaaaaaa

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what an unfortunate season no one in this thread sharing a stream link

    No mainstream website I can outright pay to see the new episode; I should just go on a killing spree

    I cant understand these captcha4to keep solving them24

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong board

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    uh link? IM MISSING IMPORTANT PICKLE RELATED ACTION RIGHT NOW

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ooowee
    where can i see the new episode?
    kiss movies doesnt have the latest one

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lesbian kino incoming

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is literally the worst episode ever, I'm shattering my Rick and Morty bong in protest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >digits
      >doesnt link
      checks out

      Rick, Morty, and Summer awkwardly sitting at the table listening to them was the most I've laughed at this show ever, other than that, Yuri is hot

      9/10

      >no digits
      >doesnt link
      frick off douchebag no spoilers

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mmmm reddit and memey....soon my diarrhea hole will be moist and shit nuggets will be freely falling...
    Luckily my butthole grease will allow EASY passage into my anush0le?!

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rick, Morty, and Summer awkwardly sitting at the table listening to them was the most I've laughed at this show ever, other than that, Yuri is hot

    9/10

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Since none of you mouthbreathers have the half-decency to provide a working link, I'm leaving before I read spoilers.

    In closing, i hope everyone here gets diabetes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >get diabetes
      amerifat confirmed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you get a free trial to whatever streaming service it's on?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >just give your personal information and credit card details to silicon valley goyim
        no

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So did Rick make them fall in love with that space wine? Was it an accident?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have a feeling he accidently left it out, and the other alcoholics who would drink it without thinking twice found it before he put it away.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe Rick gave birth to a poop baby

    this is jumping the shark way before the simpsons and south park

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So the first and last episode of the season doing semi interesting lore while the rest of the episodes are absolutely unfunny dog water seems to be the trend now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yep since the beginning. basically diversity hires write the mid season while the actual show runners take over the most important episodes financially.
      as a /misc/tard just visiting tv im surprised to have to explain this to you. it's all shows, not just richard and mortimer

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone got a torrent or link to a streaming site where the new episode has been uploaded yet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      crocovid.com

      Usually pops up 10minutes after episode finishes, depending on how fast their jannys work.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its UP (its been up for the last 30 minutes)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God bless anon

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