NEW JAMES BOND IS AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON

I am privy to information that the actor Aaron Taylor Johnson is the seventh James Bond actor and this will be officially announced in April 2024 in a press conference.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna screepcap this post and then laugh at you when it turns out to be wrong

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be streamed with a countdown two days beforehand.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine all the fresh trim this guy missed out on by marrying a dried up old hag. Tragedy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Must suck that she owns the activation key to his dick so he is missing out on all those hot fans.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You best believe he has a purity cage around his wiener so even if he tried he can't frick. Don't even doubt this is true, the whole relationship is insane anyhow.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MILFchads, we just can't stop winning

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great. Another gay guy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a married man with children who has not said he goes to gay bars, unlike the previous James Bond actor Daniel Craig.

      Imagine all the fresh trim this guy missed out on by marrying a dried up old hag. Tragedy.

      It's clear he's been MK Ultra'ed by her. He said she's the love of his life by age 20 and she's known him since he was a baby. I don't give much of a shit about it as much as women who don't care about the moral side of it but are deep down jealous they can't have him.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >israeli Superman
    >now israeli Bond
    Let's fricking go, bros! Ashki chads stay winning.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So was the last one. Daniel Craig is married to Rachel ((Weisz))

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looking forward to seeing who the Bond boy will be

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glad it’s not a woman or darkie. Will he cut his hair? Fricking hippie

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moar like israelite Bond.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I am privy
    b***h it's been rumored for a year at least. there was a thread the other day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. I've said it in other threads but I can confirm it now that April 14th is when it'll be announced. They're thinking classic press conference but also a little teaser beforehand using his gunbarrel screentest in a tuxedo that he did nearly two years ago.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lol just putting it out there at no cost to myself. Don't have to believe me, you have every right. Anyhow, thought we might as well discuss it. Even if you don't believe my claim it will happen on April 14th, he's 100 percent the new Bond.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why April 14th?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Seven days after 7th April. 007.
              >why 7th April
              Don’t ask. Nosey

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here's your bond girl bro
    would

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine going from Kick Ass to James Bond

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn’t look bristish/Australian

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just make a fricking Bond movie. No dogshit directors. Wish Danny Boyle would have another try

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the guy from wings? he hasn't aged at all wtf

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a dicksucking twink. So he fits the current year Hollywood male lead criteria.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am privy to information that this guy is a blatant homosexual and a terrible actor.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you have been making this thread for two years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not two years but for a few months yes because it's true. They haven't been seriously thinking about a black Bond at all or a woman Bond. It's been him along with some relatively unknown actors but he's the only serious choice as they want someone seasoned but not really famous or recognizable. They worried he may pass now that his star is on the rise but you don't pass on Bond so he didn't. It's to be announced in April and their hope is that the movie is finished by late 2026.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am literally this man.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's so good about granny pusy?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After KRAVEN he's too well-known for Bond. ATJ shills must be subjected to wiener + ball torture STAT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's not ashamed of that project but is not confident in it either and that it can be a success hence why he accepted the Bond offer to soften the blow he'd eventually take with that movie. No one is confident that movie can make much of anything. Plus, as Daniel Craig said once, you don't turn down Bond because that will haunt you until your grave. He took heed and has landed the biggest role in the movie business. He's no slouch to fame but he's about to play in the big leagues now. He's also using Bond as a safety net given how the industry is on a downward with most franchise projects but Bond survived for 60 years, it'll survive now.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What has this dude been in except bullet train?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A 50 year old hag.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Morbius 2: Kraven

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That movie landed him the role. It's the same situation with Daniel Craig and Layer Cake. He became a first-time person of interest to EON with that movie and it got him the job.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's Kick-Ass

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He will probably a fun/campy Bond based off Bullet Train
    The catch is it's just going to be capeshit tier

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The next Bond will be in line with the very movie that got him the role. Fun, campy, sincere with some emotion, some drama to help the stakes worth something but all-around day and night from Daniel Craig's tenure as James Bond. They don't have the specifics down yet but they're very much going to go back to episodic, lighter movies like they did with Brosnan. Aaron Taylor-Johnson played Pierce Brosnan's son in a movie. So, that's something. Lol.

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