NEW LOVE AND THUNDER FOOTAGE

Looks like Thunder Chad kino is BACK on the menu boys

>Chad Thor
>Sexy Mike
>Terrifying Gorr
>Bro Korg
>Hot Jane

Marvel bros... we're back. Meanwhile Black Adam is dead on arrival and they can't find the Flash lmao.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thor
    >>who's Mike
    Gorr
    >>Quip quip quips Korg
    >>Dyke Jane

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Thor

      [...]

      Starlord
      >>>Dike Valkyrie

      [...]

      Director

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol sexy MEIK**

    Autocorrect

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      10/10 for homosexuals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >same couple scenes every trailer
      Are you moronic? Try paying attention. the black tentacle monster drax fights off looks similar to the one Thor and the other ppl are fighting in that town (new Asgard?) when he first meets Jane. They are likely from Gorr which means the guardians might be in this more than we thought. The forestry background also doesn't look like that rocky setting we have seen them in prior as well. They may possibly be in bits throughout the film.

      Go away marvelshills, you got ass-raped by Based Tom and Cameron will do the same in December, cope n seethe.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gotg only in the same couple scenes every trailer

    They are really going to be in this movie for 10 minutes tops arent they?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >same couple scenes every trailer
      Are you moronic? Try paying attention. the black tentacle monster drax fights off looks similar to the one Thor and the other ppl are fighting in that town (new Asgard?) when he first meets Jane. They are likely from Gorr which means the guardians might be in this more than we thought. The forestry background also doesn't look like that rocky setting we have seen them in prior as well. They may possibly be in bits throughout the film.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He says with new scenes of them proving otherwise

        Dumb dumb award of the night

        What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He says with new scenes of them proving otherwise

      Dumb dumb award of the night

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I heard Bale lost and regained 140 lbs to play this role just to be a jerk.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How EXCIIiiiting
    What the frick happened with Bale's pronunciation there?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like Jim Carey.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The CGI and cinematography look so bad. Doesn't anyone remember how good the original Thor looked in comparison?

    >Shot on film
    >Actual colors
    >Cinema quality lighting

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This might be a bit of an autism rant but it's really annoying how much trailers spoil movies by just showing glimpses of late footage.
    Based off these trailers I can already envision the end fight sequence in my mind so now it's already spoiled for me.

    They keep showing off the black and white shit. So the entire end fight is going to be done in an artful black and white tone just with one or two color pops, like gor's gold eyes and the gold lightning bolt valkyrie wields. It's shown they use this black and white effect whenever gor is destroying a planet or god or whatever so they'll be fighting on a ruined/dying planet or something.
    Thor comes along and his blue lightning pops from the black and white but he'll most likely get his ass beat for a bit.
    Thor then has a realization or reminder or whatever to become empowered at which point then everytime thor and gor clash, a big burst of color surges from their weapon's contact point. This will overpower gor's black and white effect as they defeat him.

    All this because they can't stop putting spoilers in their trailer. Fricking annoying.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't give a frick

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS THE BEST MARVEL MOVIE YET!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day reddit Black person

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’d would care if the main villain was a woman

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that Gorr quip at the end

    OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

    Didn't you gays tell me Gorr would be the one SERIOUS character in the movie?? Lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats not a quip

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cope

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they aiming for each other's weapons??? Neither swing is anywhere near the other person...

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Horrible cinematography the characters move in slow motion, watching anime and Arcane the camera moves between the characters and scenery and in the MCU it is this poor cinematography just like Obi Wan-Kenobi It is a creative poverty and this also happens even in What If, even though it is an animation like Arcane, they should hire people with more artistic talent.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not watching this unless we know for sure those rumors of Captain Marvel showing up are false.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what dreamworks movie is this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > le fricking quirky face close up joke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally exactly the same as The Thing from Fant4stic (2015).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm telling you, Gorr wasn't fully CGI because the CGI would've been rough as frick. Better to just let Bale be a bald human.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who is this furry boy
      just kidding who cares frick israelites

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there aren't plot summary leaks yet from this one?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh great another Thor story turned into a parody by the devilish mind of Taika.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disney films are 100% confirmed for homosexuals

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you think I give a shit?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Guardians Vol. 2.8

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I AM SO SICK OF QUIPS FRICK YOU MARVEL

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thor has the most boring movies though

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the black woman in the thor movies. Shes AWFUL. Terrible actor,

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least they dropped that lame ass GnR song.

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